"And that is how I really came to be known as the London Whale."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Now that the board has fully bought in, we can take the Emperor clothing line to the people."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
"You're just not modeling them right. These are bespoke products."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"We can't *all* have the four of diamonds!"
― Mark G, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
Ya i think the emperor avenue shall be fruitful lets send it to the lurkers for finishing
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
"I mean, really - what are the odds that we'd ALL mis-read a department-wide email about "naked shorting and tradeable assets"?"
― Walter Galt, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
I posted a winning caption sometime back that i didn't submit. Great minds etc. This isn't rocket science, it's TEH NWE YROKRE
"Well SOMEONE is going to have to go get coffee."
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
"we must rebut this perception that we're motivated by naked greed. think, people, think!"
― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
"i think i see the a/c unit arriving."
― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
"no seriously you guys the tip is totally touching the ground"
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
"i wish once we could work late without taking half our time up with this eternal prada or armani debate."
― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Deep down, Clemence was still deeply uneasy with women in the boardroom.
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
"When I stand like this it looks like I'm peeing ants."
― Øystein, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Please, Rachel, you really must stop chewing on that pencil."
― Øystein, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
"well folks we've all seen the figures, and there's no point in dressing them up."
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
^ awes, tom is gonna shit himself when he sees that one
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster)
this, tho
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
"haha. boobs."
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
i've met tom leonard and i've never heard him be so clever in real life.
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Im not that funny irl either, devise another proof
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
"And now we will fork their repos with our massive dongles"
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
loooool
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
"As you can see on page 3, Lysol now accounts for 23% of our yearly budget."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Those fucking suppliers really left us holding our dicks on this one."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
"Is this is breast we can do? Um, best. Sorry, I'm a little dicktracted. Um, distracted. Fuck me."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
"This fellow Tom Leonard will pay dearly for his transgressions."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Team, Chatroulette is falling on tough times in this economy."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Sigh... No, Nancy, you cannot get pregnant from an Aeron chair."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
"I have reason to believe that someone switched my Mountain Dew with urine."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
Guys tom wouldnt touch any of those, up the game ffs
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Guys. Lysol. 23%. You do the math."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
There it is
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Nobody laugh when I turn around or you're fired"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Chair was gettin' sticky"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
addition to yr first one: "we fell 37% below predicted growth for this year."
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
"I said causal Fridays. You know, where we'd determine the antecedent conditions that were responsible for consequent events? Come on, people!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
"As you'll see momentarily, the fiscal crisis has left me with only a stack of dimes."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
"When I said dress code was business casual, I meant business casual at every other business except American Apparel! Of course, that doesn't quite explain why I'm not wearing clothes either, does it?"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
"Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected. Infracells up. Mega thrusters are go. FORM VOLTRON!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm really digging these new casual fridays."
― s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Wow! This place is swank! Can I just say-- this ain't your father's gas chamber!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey, I think this is a one-way mirror."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
"you know, i could have sworn the recruiter said this was a news agency."
― s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Lena, you seem cold. Are you cold?"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
"I like staring at your nude bodies as I work. I find it... erotic."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
"I bet my dick looks like ants to all those people."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
"...and to think-- all those fuckers thought I couldn't build a successful Fortune 500 business where every employee experiences a daily regimen of degrading sexual humiliation and brutal genital torture."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Let's focus, people"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey, we should bring back the suggest ban button" xp
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
"let's focus, people" kills me
― Walter Galt, Thursday, 21 March 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link