"It's OK Doctor, I don't think I'm an iPod anymore!"
― Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 08:08 (eleven years ago) link
"Sometimes I feel I've got to...run away I've got to..."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 7 December 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm sorry we couldn't do this in the office today, but the specialists have assured me the Asbestos levels will be back below lethal doses by week's end"
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 7 December 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
The Bowl Head pic: caption finallists..
"What happened to your goldfish?""It looks like Ted is out of gumballs. Meeting adjourned.""I miss you, too, Aunt Maude, but we were hoping to speak with Mr. Jobs."
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
and the small version of this weeks pic:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/17/p290/121217_contest_p290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link
subject to delivery and related charges
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/17/p465/121217_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
"What is this terrifying scratchy cramped and ill-proportioned world I have woken into? What's wrong with everyone's eyes and noses? Aaaaaaaah!"
― ledge, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
I told you we were bitten by the Love Bug!
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
your vagina actually was a clown car all along
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
That is so terribly drawn, I read that as some dudes giving a sick girl a toy car, and I was like, I don't know what to do with that.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
"i was hoping for a sailboat"
― abanana, Monday, 10 December 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
"In Soviet Union, car comes out of you!"
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 10 December 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
"It's a boy racer"
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
"Congratulations, it's a Lexus! Would you like to cut the gift ribbon?"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 December 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
big versh of that picture not working for me, here or on ny'er site. huh.
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I posted it anyway, as usually it fills in at some point (see tomorrow)
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
Have a car, sick woman.
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
/!\ hurting wins the new yorker caption contest /!\
― flopson, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
would bet cash some variant of that will be a finalist
"Here's little John-John, Mrs. Ballard."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
"It's even easier to sell than a baby!"
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Your stupid baby thinks the door is a jar."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
YOU DID FUCK THAT CAMRY!
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
"General Motors thanks you for your cooperation. Now let's try to carry one to full term."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
feel like there's a fart joke in here somewhere
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
something with gas...
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
"I've heard of autofellatio, but autocoitus?"
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
"be careful where you cut the cord, you could get gas all up in your mouth"
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
"This is what happens when you eat unpasteurized cheese."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
"She looks like both of you - a perfect hybrid!"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
"Ah, Dr. Patel, my old nemesis. We meet again!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
If you're not going to breastfeed make sure you use at least 91 octane.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
"What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!"
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
"The bad news is that your baby has motor neuron disease. The good news is that it's a car."
― Grampsy, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
― abanana, Monday, 10 December 2012 15:45 (6 hours ago) Permalink
i like this one
― Spectrum, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
i'm guessing the winner will be "It's a hybrid!"
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
"it's a hybrid!" "you whore!"
― Spectrum, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, but does it identify as internal combustion or electric?
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Let's all cross our fingers that this is one of the new low-emissions models"
(fart joke!)
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
novelty baby coffins softened the blow
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
"This is a normal birth"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/24/p465/121224_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 17 December 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
"Water.... and Motorboat...."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
"what a predicament!"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
"why do we still have mittens on? this is the desert!"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
'you and your package deals'
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
"global warming? global warming!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
I told you that Police song was not called "Ski In The Sahara"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
"This sport is ridiculous. I dunno what those Scandinavians see in it."."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link