"I am going to cuckold you with these delivery men who ostensibly are just here to deliver a couch."
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
what a terrifically uninteresting and badly drawn cartoon. Maybe you could make some reference to how weird everyone's eyes are, i dunno.
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
or the fact that that room would have to have at least five walls
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
"Why is your diploma all blurry? Anyway, your couch is here."
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"One of these delivery men has a cleverly disguised penis and testes on his face. See if you can guess which one!"
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
"couch? couch couch couch couch! couch couch."
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm sorry the cartoonist doesn't know how to handle eyelines, but I am actually talking to you, not over you."
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
"the way you have your desklamp and phone arranged on your desk is very strange"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
"FLASH! duh-duh-duh-duh-AA-AAAAH! Savior of the universe!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Your Landlines is looking so good I thought I'd bring you another inspiring object, Mr. Lasseter."
― abanana, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
haha god what is my problem:
i feel like these pictures aren't that funny to begin with
― goole, Monday, June 29, 2009 2:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the pic is not that funny on its own, is the problem
― goole, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:30 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes, this picture is not funny
xp
― goole, Tuesday, May 8, 2012 10:28 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
another not-funny image
― goole, Monday, May 21, 2012 12:26 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― goole, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
"I've brought the prayer mat, Ayatollah, now what?"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
"My childhood, Dr Evil, is quite inconsequential. Summers in Rangoon, a furniture business in Queens..."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
"The immersion treatment is really helping with my fear of public incontinence. "
― Øystein, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
That drawing is just so painfully unfunny.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
This contest is basically the NY'er's rejected cartoon depot, isn't it.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, May 14, 2012 10:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
"What do you mean, when did I first start believing I had a sofa to deliver to this address?"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
"You said TEA? It sure sounded like SETTEE!"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
"tell me more about your interior life"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Traffic police adultery hors d'ouervres. Pooper scooper? This whole court is out of order!"
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Ironically, this two-seater is not actually large enough to be a thearapist couch"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
"I know we're on the 77th floor, but cushions may be used as a flotation device."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Is this normal, doctor?"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
"Doctor Doctor, I've got a bizarre fetish for the video for Dire Straits' 'Money For Nothing'..."
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh, you said COW! OUT! OUCH, OUCH! I thought you said COUCH!"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
"Sofa so good."
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh you said 'next week I hope we'll continue to make progress, we've come so far,' -- I thought you said 'next week please wear a minidress and bring a sofa'"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
"You know when you said BRING ME THE HEAD OF BENJAMIN NETANYAHU? I reported it for my supine, semi-fascist newspaper as BRING ME A CHEAP, UGLY AND INADEQUATE SOFA FROM BED, BATH & BEYOND."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
"I would have something funny to say about this very interesting situation if it weren't for the fact that in my view it's a very dull and unfunny situation."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
"We were halfway down 6th Avenue when I realized I'd left my Bic biro."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
"What makes you think I'm desperate for the part?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
I just checked the rules, apparently entries from the UK are allowed, and are allowed to win if.
Then again, I've yet to see any finalists from outside the US/Canada. Or funny.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Here's the sofa I still hide behind whenever the Daleks are on Doctor Who."
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
"My brother thinks he's a sofa. We'd tell him, but we need the kapok."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
This cartoon is sofa king awful.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
"A plane just hit the World Trade Center"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
"50% off the retail price? Built in iPod connector? Nah, fuck that shit! I got an even better deal - two guys to hold the sofa up!"
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
"Do you see those shit stains? That's what your precious Primal Shit therapy made my husband do."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
"You shit."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
"I am the beast I worship"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
"I bought it in an online auction. It's that sofa that bloke from ILX said that his room-mate and some random hipster in a trucker hat were having sex on when he came home unexpectedly!"
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
"You've heard of G-Unit? Well this is the latest rap sensation - G Plan!"
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/11/26/p465/121126_contest_p465.jpg
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
He didn't come home, he *was* home.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
xp what is this, Spot The Difference?
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
"Thanks, Daddy. And before you jump could you just please add the Park Avenue duplex."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
"You're Jewish, aren't you, Dr Kippelstein? I've come to talk to you about the Mercy Seat, and conduct the sacred rituals of the Ark of the Covenant."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
"You've mastered being an Armchair Critic, now it's time for you to try being a Couch Potato!"
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
"It's very bad news, I'm afraid. You might want to be sitting down for this. Twice."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Your arse has become so big that you need half a sofa for each cheek."
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link