http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/26/p465/120326_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
Damn it! Mine was better.
xpost
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
"This isn't what I meant when I asked you to lock up the house."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
"marco"
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
"It took me ten hours to inflate, you can at least turn around and look at it."
― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
nice one forks!
"Sigmund's all grown up now Johnny. He can hold his own with his crazy family."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
"For goodness sake, I don't care what Maud got up to with hers! We really need a poolboy"
― less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link
"Oh god, why did it just get about 20 degrees warmer in here?"
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
"Believe me, it's what's under the ground water that's most interesting."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this actually made me laugh, it cannot win
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link
"I could play bass, but c'mon, THREE bass players?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
"did you remember to use the SPF 75?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
Loch Ness called, they want their patio furniture back
― are chads electorate (brownie), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
"You don't want to wake the dragon." /obvious
― Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
"You sure you want to pass on this psilocybin tea?"
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago) link
forks ftw
but also:
"prepare to die"
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
"i thought you said you cleaned the pool"
"no, really, i love your mother. she can stay as long as she wants."
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
"i know the piranha were getting to be a problem, but..."
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 05:53 (twelve years ago) link
"i picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago) link
"This is Norman"
― ledge, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 11:55 (twelve years ago) link
"prepare to die" should be a caption in more nyer toons, esp the ones with some boring couple sitting on couches
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link
"Just til they get back off holiday you say?"
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago) link
"Told you that dwarven pool company was a mistake"
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:31 (twelve years ago) link
"did you remember to level up honey?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:35 (twelve years ago) link
poolboy caption is pretty good.
this is a pretty tough one, I think.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
"You know, this is a bit improbable from the perspective of volume displacement"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
the pic is not that funny on its own, is the problem
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
and it's a chinese dragon, another kink
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
...or maybe i'm mis-seeing it
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
"Calling it Eliot Nessie doesn't make it cute. Or a pet."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
"and you wondered why that pool cleaner had a sword and a shield"
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
"For god's sake George just give him his ring back"
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
"You might want to say "Beetlejuice" three times round about now"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
"No, YOU deal with it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
"when i asked you to start 'draggin' the pool for leaves, this isn't what i meant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
'level up' ftw
― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
"I've heard this is normal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm not trying to be cruel, I'm just saying that... oh god, he's right behind me, isn't he?"
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
How do you know??? IS IT TRYING TO STEAL YR JOB??
― Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol sorry, something about all the fins and no wings made me think it was
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
you can tell the dragon is chinese because in his new monologue, mike daisey is lying about it.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
^^ winner, you'd better submit it.
― Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/02/p465/120402_contest_p465.jpg
If it weren't for Megan, I wouldn't know where my head would be at.
They're going to get a million variations on this, aren't they.
― Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link
"..."
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Sunday, 1 April 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
"Let's never fight over a girl again."
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
"I went in with an entirely different meaning of giving head."
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, where are we going? I don't know, I have no head. Aaaaaaah!
― s.clover, Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
"My name is Ichabod, too! What are the odds?"
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
"The sacrifices we make for our kids."
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link