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Are you so into these shows? What seasons have you watched? I'm getting more and more hooked on New York, and NEW JERSEY is up next, which is just beyond.

Jill (NY) is my favorite. and Bethenny's ok. That Ramona is wack tho.

Surmounter, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 03:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

I have not seen this yet, however I thought both of the clips here were amazing and I want to watch it now:

http://gawker.com/5164159/real-housewives-arent-you-blind-or-something-governor-paterson

excuse me, brutality here? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

these ladies are just horrible in a fascinating way.

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 14:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

also "housewives" is something of a misnomer here, imo

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 14:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahaha I saw that episode, the recap makes it sound more epic than it actually was

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 14:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

TRULY epic was the fight between Bethany and the new girl in a later episode

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 14:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

i saw a few min of this on the plane once and it made me want to claw my eyes out

tehresa, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 14:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

also reinforced my desire to move :)

tehresa, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 14:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahaha I saw that episode, the recap makes it sound more epic than it actually was

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

TRULY epic was the fight between Bethany and the new girl in a later episode

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:23 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

also what's with them showing this on planes??

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

jill zarin is very happy with her breast reduction, fyi (i didn't even know she had one!)

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

i know, i can't take it

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

can we talk about Atlanta for a second? omg wtf was her name, the blond

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

lololol the one who thought she could sing, lololol

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

but seriously I'm still back on Bethany vs Leatherface

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/03/atl5.jpg

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

honestly! i always tell my boyfriend kelley's skin looks like badly tanned leather!

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

I just clicked on the link and am thoroughly disgusted that someone took the time to type out all of that hard-hitting analysis.

homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

i still like the OC wifeys best but i watch NYC. simon is kind of classic.

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

all these OC bitches are garbage human beings

NYC is a mixed bag...Jill and Brittany seem like real ppl overall. Alex and Simon are lolful

4,000 hoes in blackburn, lancashire (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

sunny, you are very good at tv.

estela, Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

also i gotta rep for ramona, i love her crazy eyes calhoun stare

4,000 hoes in blackburn, lancashire (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

E, its my gift.

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

i caught like, the second half of the NYC series, that kelly woman is the devil. also, started watching NJ last night; glad they've gone with some Mafia families. I hope someone gets whacked by the end of the series.

akm, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

i seriously cannot wait

Surmounter, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

um, luann looked fucking amazing at the reunion

Surmounter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

also teresa's hair on NJ is really something

Surmounter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

those curls

Surmounter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

New Jersey series is seriously great television. Gawker summaries are hilarious.

Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

kinda love that dina

Surmounter, Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

um

Surmounter, Thursday, 4 June 2009 01:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

i am now watching Ramona singer's jewelry show on HSN

Ramona sells jewelry now.

this ring is actually really fucking pretty

Surmounter, Thursday, 4 June 2009 01:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

"beverly merrill," you guys

Emotivism, aka the yay/boo theory (get bent), Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

when they make the movie of RHONJ, i hope they cast mickey rourke as danielle.

Garbanzo (get bent), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 08:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

why are you so right

surm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

"PROSTITUTE! WHORE!"

akm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'm sorry, it was actually "PROSTITUTION WHORE!"

akm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

prostitution whore needs to be someone's username. not mine.

Garbanzo (get bent), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahaha

surm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOLY SHIT HOW ON EARTH DID I MISS THIS

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

i can barely belive that I watched this myself

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

did this season end early because of all of this? there were like, six episodes and it was done.

akm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

danielle could not have recieved a better reaction if it had been a handful of human feces instead of the book that she placed on the table

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

i like the new jersey housewives for several reasons:

1) Danielle is obviously the fucking awesomest and most interesting person to ever be on one of these shows.

2) They all embody Jersey.

3) Everyone on the show except for Danielle pretty much scorns anyone who tries too hard at anything, which I find hysterical until I realize that these bitches are richer than I will ever be.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

true lols at danielle engaging in shit-stirring borderline behavior and going "ok, wow" and acting shocked when she gets the exact reaction she wanted

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

i love her.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

i kinda wish these women had sharper claws, to be honest, they were barely able to put together a memorable insult

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

table-flipping was totally worth the price of admission tho

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

interesting that it was theresa -- the one who couldn't shut up at dinner about her sex life with her gross husband -- that called danielle a whore. ah, roman catholics.

Garbanzo (get bent), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

recap is up: http://defamer.gawker.com/5293994/

Garbanzo (get bent), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 22:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

even tho there is no audience

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

this show is out of control

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

i almost had a heart attack when i saw a commercial for PART 3 of the reunion during top chef last night

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

no love for the countess luanne? is she still on the show?

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

yes thank you

fucking love countess

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

she made a hilarious and horrible song, otherwise she is too normal and well-adjusted to be interesting

(roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

i don't know, i find the warmth and generosity of spirit that she manages to exude at the same time that she is a snooty cuntess pretty interesting

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

i dont really find her overarchingly snooty. the others, yes

(roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

She's the definition of snooty! Did you see the scene in season 1 when Bethenny introduced her to the guy driving their car and Luann was all "don't introduce me to the help"?

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

xp really? the woman who lectures everybody on what it is to have class? she's like the real taste maven

but that's the thing about her, even with all of that, she's still pretty loveable

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah but she actually has a modicum of class, so its like...not that unlovable in her to have opinions about taste

like on reunion part 3 when everyone was screaming and going nuts she just sat there smiling with her hands folded in her lap

great tv

(roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

truth

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

All I know is that Luann must be doing backflips about Kelly joining the cast as it totally deflects attention from her own idiocy. So far my favorite quote of the reunion specials was after Kelly described her horrifying tequila + beer drink and Luann said, "What, is that a Mexican version of a margarita?"

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha i know. she might have meant...martini? ridiculous any way you slice it

kelly is so unbelievable

(roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

didn't luann write a book about modern manners or something? i remember part of an episode where she was schooling her daughter in the modern WAYS TO BE.

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Friday, 18 June 2010 18:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

yes

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 18 June 2010 18:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

ramona seems like probably the coolest one to hang out w/ irl

m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 June 2010 19:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

didn't luann write a book about modern manners or something?

basically the way they "wrote" her "song" was flip open to a random page in the book and her "producer" pointed at the line "Money can't buy you class, elegance is learned" (mah friend)

dmr, Saturday, 19 June 2010 15:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

wkiw Sonja from NY she's a total bro

Aerosol, Thursday, 24 June 2010 23:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

ramona and her husband are kind of stupid tho, like lacking in brain cells

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 25 June 2010 00:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

ws Sonja too tbh

Aerosol, Friday, 25 June 2010 00:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

ramona's a hot lady, but her eye lifts are seriously ridiculous

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 25 June 2010 00:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Is this one of those "witch house" songs?

http://tinyurl.com/295ps6r

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

best series on modern television

akm, Friday, 22 July 2011 02:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

i made that exact same pronouncement at my house just two nights ago.

estela, Friday, 22 July 2011 02:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

in between series, the world is just a bit darker, hope further out of reach.

akm, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

a perfect graveyard of buried hopes, as anne of green gables said.

estela, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

this show is a great argument both for and against plastic surgery

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 15:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

wait wha'happen

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 15:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Beverly Hills husband hangs himself: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20518661,00.html

akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

holy shit

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

a week before the new series airs though I'm sure it was not related. it sounded, from the first season, like he was having some serious financial difficulties.

akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

although I'm sure that on some level, pinning your family's future financial stability on how bitchy your wife can seem on a tv show might be kind of ego-bruising

akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

i think that might be depressing a little bit

just a little

surm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

but you know, he was like one of the few non-douchey husbands on any of these series, and gets props for seeming like he could barely stand to be around anyone.

akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

the main thing I took away from that first season was that he kind of hated and despised his wife, and from reading that article it seems like they had separated, so it probably is related to events that played out on the show

Kelsey is probably even happier he got the fuck out of this show's orbit now

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

Kelsey was only on there to distract that wife of his from the affair he was having

Aerosol, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

if only it had been kelsey who had hung himself

akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

Aerosol, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

I'm staying positive, hoping to discover she was not kidnapped and merely torn apart by wolves.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

I recently read that she signed up to be on Celebrity Rehab but was kicked out of the cast for not actually having a substance addiction

This woman is seriously demented and is probably hiding in her garage a la the boy in the weather balloon

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://gawker.com/5840416/

polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

guess we can stop believing

Gukbe, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:14 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

six years pass...

Atlanta premiered last night and I don't think I've ever seen so many terrible wigs in one show

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:05 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

The Sydney version of this show is UNREAL

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 11:18 (six days ago) Permalink


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