TOT MOM VS OCTO MOM

This poll needs the 13-year-old dad

attack of the nancy graces

13 year old dad is not a mom

tater tot mom

write in vote for "your mom"

tater tot mom

― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, March 25, 2009 8:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

:D

tot mom?

http://media.photobucket.com/image/tater%2Btot%2Bmom/taureanqueen84/TaterTot.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e289/taureanqueen84/TaterTot.jpg

I looked up tot mom. I srsly pretend shit like this is not happening.

another link led to a story about a woman arrested after authorities found her mother's mummified remains fused to a bed after removing 8 cats from the home.

WE CAN SOLVE THIS WITH ANAGRAMS:

TOT MOM = OTM OTM
OCTO MOM = COMO OTM
MR MOM = ROMMM

omg nabisco is tot mom

maybe for gender equity there needs to be dad poll with 13 year old dad and Austrian dad who kept his daughter locked in the basement.

He didn't have airco and wanted his kid to be in a cool place. That's what I like to pretend.

13 year old dad not a dad any more.

As far as we know.

is "tot mom" really the best fucking name journos could come up with?

even like "party mom" would be better and make more sense.

nom nom mom? nah probably not.

thought this was a palindrome

palindr-mom-e

wtf I had no idea "Tot Mom" was in use, that is just straight-up lazy

Yeah, I'd heard of the case but I'd never heard the "tot mom" thing until now. Horrible nickname.

WS, though

isn't there a new Tot Mom every 15 minutes tho... like weren't they calling Nancy Grace's last target Tot Mom too?

there's an Army of Tot Moms out there

which tot mom is this? i thought it was the caylee anthony thing?

i hope i'll be a tot mom someday

WHERE'S CAYLEE

I wish Nancy Grace's mom would abduct her and get her off the fucking air

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^^ I didn't know wtf this was about either and looked it up. Lots of search results for "tot mom party pics." I ended up watching a Nancy Grace clip where she spotlighted pictures of this chick at a party "bumping and grinding" in a slutty cocktail waitress costume at a Halloween party, and Ms. Grace was shocked and offended. It was as if they were trying to introduce these pictures as evidence, or something. This was after the guy who paid for the pictures' publication said they were taken 14 months after the kid was born. It was a serious wtf moment: adolescent mom continues to have life after having a baby! OMG!

i was hoping for some fun animated hijinx on this thread, with casey anthony dry humping the octo mom, or destroying her with laser eyes

I was hoping for the juggalo baby funeral pic at least. I'm aware there is still time.

SPEARS' LITTLE SISTER 'CANCELS WEDDING'
Britney Spears' sister, Jamie Lynn, has reportedly called off her wedding to the father of her daughter, just months after she denied rumors of a split.

JUST MONTHS

Tot mom is silly. It made me think of a toddler who IS a mom. I mean if you say "teen mom" it doesnt mean "mother of a teen" does it...

WHERE'S CAYLEE

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 26, 2009 9:14 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sometimes
in my mind
I hear nancy grace screaming this

Yeah, I'd heard of the case but I'd never heard the "tot mom" thing until now. Horrible nickname.

― legendary North American forest ape (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:09 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WS, though

― legendary North American forest ape (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:10 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

haha

then a picture of a dude in a ten gallon hat flashes

http://www.nicksflickpicks.com/InlandEmpireScream2.jpg

WHERE'S CAYLEEEEEE

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who are these ppl???

moms. moms with tater tots. and hottentots.

tot mom makes me think of hottentot mom, makes me think of this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PUvwvVMnZKY/SOgiAZhj9QI/AAAAAAAAAZo/bqrakS-VJto/s320/VenusHottentote1814.jpg

her ass is exactly like that

also it is filled with tater tots

After I posted that pic, I thought of the caption, "I don't they'll find Caylee there."

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

My boss' boss had a baby last month and named her Caylee.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

fukkkkk

Seriously: she is called

TOT MOM

It is like a mantra, so hypnotic and meaningless.

Now I'm envisioning the Shining - "Tot Mom! Tot Mom!"

Shelly Duval screaming at "MOMTOT" reflected at her in a mirror isn't a chilling, though.

Yeah but replace Shelly Duvall with Nancy Grace, and it would be equally chilling, if not more so.

OCTO MOM has me thinking of like, udders. Sorry.

Tomboto mom

;_; http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/01/business/media/nancy-grace-to-leave-hln-after-more-than-a-decade.html?_r=0 ;_;

i'm proud of this thread.

tot mom makes me think of hottentot mom, makes me think of this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PUvwvVMnZKY/SOgiAZhj9QI/AAAAAAAAAZo/bqrakS-VJto/s320/VenusHottentote1814.jpg

I never knew Robert Crumb was so versatile.