Good names for a cat

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"jesus"

mike hanle y, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Fuck

Kimberley Allan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Jesusfuck

Kim, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

jessfuck.

jess, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

now jess I want you to think about what you're saying here

Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

male Worlock female Stanzie

damaris marie hane, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

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Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

i'm more of a dog person, really

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

there is a story abt a cat called SODPOT in the fortean times => it walked out and disappeared and walked back in six yrs later as if nothing had happened

mark s, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

pussy galore!

nathalie, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

three-four

jel --, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Monster.

did, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Wootsietootsiebenhurflurflurcecilrellaclarabellethomascat.

An actual name of a cat my grandparents owned in the forties or something. Called 'Thomascat' for short.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

OWL MAN

Owl Man, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Ours are called Duke & Gonzo. The recognisable ferrels on the street are called Pretty, Evil Cat, and my personal favourite Kevin.
Not that I'm saying any of them are particularly good names, I'm just adding my 2 penneth.

celeste, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Ned's grandparents sound like an adorable Howard Hawkes screwball couple who wear nightcaps to bed and drink cocktails with kooky names.

felicity, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

You're right about that last part, not sure about the nightcaps. Both dead now, alas.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,

It isn't just one of your holiday games;

You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter

When I tell you, a cat must have three different names.

First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,

Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,

Such as Victor or Jonathon, George or Bill Bailey-

All of them sensible everyday names.

There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,

Some for gentlemen, some for the dames:

Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter-

But all of them sensible everyday names.

But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,

A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,

Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,

Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?

Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,

Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,

Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-

Names that never belong to more than one cat.

But above and beyond there's still one name left over,

And that is the name that you never will guess;

The name that no human research can discover-

But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.

When you notice a cat in profound meditation,

The reason, I tell you, is always the same:

His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation

Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:

His ineffable effable

Effanineffable

Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

-T. S. ELIOT-

rener, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I'd rather have a pet duck than a cat so if forced to have a cat I would call it Duck.

Jonnie, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

cartoon cats s/d. search Bill, destroy Garfield. this is not controversial.

Convention for humorously named cats is so that you get to say something amusing when you put it out, or call it in (source: Vienna in Rising Damp). Much less wittily you can call a cat "YRALLABNCHACNTS" and yell it loudly at your neighbours with no fear of (fair) reprisal.

Alan Trewartha, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

No no no, you've got this wrong. Go to a crowded campsite where you wish to enjoy a peaceful weekend and bring your dog. Name him 'Cholera' and call for him loudly in the night. Soon thereafter, crowds will not be a worry.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

One of my sister's exboyfriend's cat was named Buttons. I thought it was cute.

jen, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

seven years pass...

Stevie D inspired me to name my next cat Brenda.

thanks Stevie D.

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, 2 August 2009 13:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

haha brenda is a great name for a cat. not so much for a person.

blobfish russian (harbl), Sunday, 2 August 2009 14:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

As in Walsh?

tehresa, Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

or the one in Six Feet Under?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

"Stevens"

Neil Willett, Sunday, 2 August 2009 21:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

i'm taking care of a (female) cat named steven right now

blobfish russian (harbl), Sunday, 2 August 2009 21:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

Data data (or Dayta Dae Ta)

I like the double name as one name idea, a la Dwayne Wayne, but a cat. Darlene also (a la Brenda).

generalmills, Monday, 3 August 2009 01:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

As in Walsh?

― tehresa, Sunday, August 2, 2009 8:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh huh

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

can't wail til she's in her teen years...

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

surm, you are my hero <3

tehresa, Monday, 3 August 2009 01:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

:D

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

four years pass...

Flonase

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:08 (four years ago) Permalink

Passion Fruit

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:08 (four years ago) Permalink

Stevie D inspired me to name my next cat Brenda.

thanks Stevie D.

― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, August 2, 2009 8:47 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OH MY GOD

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:09 (four years ago) Permalink

four years pass...

Carl Ticklefeathers Extreme Johnson

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Gerald Q. Phlogiston

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:36 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Mackworth Jigglesbottom Romeo Ficklepuss Bates

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:42 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Vice Admiral James Stockdale

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:48 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Tathagata Davida

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:49 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Horatio

treeship 2, Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:49 (two weeks ago) Permalink

I want to name a pet Giuseppe too

treeship 2, Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:50 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Moussaka

mick signals, Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:50 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Keiji (would have to be an all black cat)

Agharta Christie (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:51 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Hammy

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:07 (two weeks ago) Permalink

steve

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Ernie

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:44 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Ulysses

call me by your name..or Finn (fionnland), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:48 (two weeks ago) Permalink

forks

lowercase (eric), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:52 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Miss Yvonne

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:52 (two weeks ago) Permalink

sir killingsworth murderton-jones

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:54 (two weeks ago) Permalink

The Purrminator

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:54 (two weeks ago) Permalink

norbert

i am also partial to forks

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:00 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Keith

cajunsunday, Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink

kettle bell

johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:07 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Single-Stage Enclosed-Impeller Back Pull Out Process Pump for Abrasive Slurries, Jr.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:13 (two weeks ago) Permalink

The Name of This Cat Is Talking Heads

Hideous Lump, Friday, 9 February 2018 03:33 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Zither
Napolean

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:10 (two weeks ago) Permalink

THE SLUT

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 9 February 2018 21:40 (two weeks ago) Permalink

they don't acknowledge their name anyway, I vote "Cat"

StanM, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:47 (two weeks ago) Permalink

"meow"

lowercase (eric), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:52 (two weeks ago) Permalink

King Tubby

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 23:02 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Bob
Mel
Murph

brimstead, Saturday, 10 February 2018 00:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Twila

brimstead, Saturday, 10 February 2018 00:07 (two weeks ago) Permalink

my ex vetoed me calling our cat Dijon, and as one cat is quite enough for me to handle i hopefully won't be in the market for a new one for many years. so please call your cat Dijon if you like the name

khat person (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 10 February 2018 00:08 (two weeks ago) Permalink

We named our two cats (sister and brother) Chihiro and Haku, after the protagonists in Miyazaki’s Spirited Away(which all generations in our family adore). We often shorten the sister’s name to a simple “Chichi”.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Saturday, 10 February 2018 02:16 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Scrooge mcduck

papa poutine (∞), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:00 (two weeks ago) Permalink

I had a cat named Marquis for 18 years, til I had to put him down. He'd had two strokes and had gone completely blind. I cried like a baby. And though I spelled his name ala de Sade, it was really a nod to Mark E. Smith. Another cat lover. Anyway, always thought that was a good name.

VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 10 February 2018 10:01 (two weeks ago) Permalink

If I ever get another cat, it will be named Margaret Dumont or Eleanor Bron.

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 11 February 2018 22:33 (one week ago) Permalink

Alexander Nestafarus Erasemus Swiffyfeathers Nose Emperor

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:48 (one week ago) Permalink

our new kitten is Jackson, aka The Microbeast

Brad C., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:55 (one week ago) Permalink


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