― jess, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― nancy b., Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
Not that this has anything to do with ILX, but it's still a weird ass
― Ally, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ally C, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
ps are you hot (if not I will pretend otherwise so no answer required I guess)
― Josh, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mandee, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ronan, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
Sunday: Lots of different dreams, but all about horses
Monday: Weird, there was an end of the world ball, I was supposed to
be going, but said I'd get there later. I went to a kind of run down
lido place instead. There were lots of pools looking over a lake.
There were dead trees, all white, forming a screen in front of the
lake, and they were full of children climbing and sitting in them like
starlings. There were also a group of oldladies from Florida peddling
about in gingham pedelos. When I got back to my friends the end of the
world ball had finsihed, it only lasted 45 minutes. We sat about and
waited for the end of the world.
Last night: I got made president of the USA for no reason and spent
the whole night argueing about free hea
― Anna, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sarah, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― mark s, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Leigh, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jonnie, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Emma, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― jel --, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― fritz, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― queenoftheharpies, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― minna (minna), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
(sorry that sounds a bit creepy)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Previously I had dreamed that Jody Beth Rosen was the significant other of Mike Hanle y. I told Jody Beth that one at the Matos FAP also.
― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Last week, I dreamed about doing something kind of interesting, but I don't remember what that was, either. Except afterwards (still in the dream) I was telling someone I used to know about 1,000 years ago about it and they just didn't understand any of it and I was getting angry with them. Part of my explanation had something to do with Laurel & Hardy, which is really quite disturbing.
Also last week, I dreamed about someone being sexually/romantically interested in me, but it wasn't anyone I know and nothing actually happened. Obviously, the utterly surreal theme of this one made it pretty lucid. :)
― ChristineSH, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i was listening to the radio at work and it was this great song i'd never heard before, sounded like old orbital - brown album type caliber. and the dj comes on and says the song is by 'hitler'. yes the hitler, he went on to say hitler had faked his death at the end of ww2 and retired to his ultra-secret underground layer to work on his true passion and create the world best pop album.
it was a great song, really catchy bass line.
― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 07:12 (sixteen years ago) link
― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 07:26 (sixteen years ago) link
― boxcubed (boxcubed), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 07:29 (sixteen years ago) link
― dave q, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link
― minna (minna), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link
scott seward hired me to renovate his record store to look like a UFO-style spaceship and then paid me in berkshares
weirdly specific one
― ciderpress, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:01 (one year ago) link
walking up a spiral staircase behind an old friend.
― calstars, Saturday, 30 December 2017 19:15 (one year ago) link
dreamt that in orbit was opening a bookstore and i was considering whether to quit my job to work with/for her
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 January 2018 16:06 (one year ago) link
― The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Thursday, 4 January 2018 16:10 (one year ago) link
Neil Degrasse Tyson and I were among a group of grad students on spring break in Myrtle Beach, SC. I don't join my classmates heading out at night to party because I have to proctor an exam the next morning. When I ask Neil why he is staying behind too, he morphs into Kurt Schwitters and says "when your dad owns a top furniture company, you need to be on guard against false accusations."
― how's life, Monday, 29 January 2018 09:58 (one year ago) link
had a very long, very vivid dream about meeting a bunch of ilxors irl in a lovely pub in a small lake district village where the surrounding landscape was covered in snow
i went out for a smoke with tracer hand (i do not smoke nor do i actually know what tracer looks like) but the convivial atmosphere was punctured when we noticed a man dressed as spider-man 2099 skiing along a powerline high overhead
as i astutely pointed out 'hey that guy's dressed as spider-man 2099!' the mysterious skiier slipped, lost his balance and tumbled 100 feet or so to land in a crumpled, broken heap in the snowbound field across the road in front of us
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:41 (one year ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:44 (one year ago) link
not gonna lie it was pretty rad
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:44 (one year ago) link
I dreamt this guy had a camaro and was complaining how slow it was and I told him I didnt want to ride in it because it had no wtyres only rims - that was the issue
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:16 (one year ago) link
Trying to get as much of this down as I can before it evaporates.
A group of ilxors were on our way to Carl Sandburg Mall in Galesburg, IL. On the way there, I warned everybody to be careful in traffic because "for us it's this dinky little mall, but for farm people Galesburg is the Big City and they'll come from hours away just to drunkenly cruise the strip." We enter through Kmart. As we're walking through the hair care aisle, Karl Malone checks to see if they have sulfate-free shampoo (they do!). ENBB and I split off and walk around talking about how when you're a kid you use the architecture of the mall to jump on and imaginative play. "this planter is a rocket ship!" "these stairs are a lava river!" etc. We stop in front of a closed Lego store. Lego had gone out of business. There was a mechanical pulse in the floor that would create these microearthquakes about every 30 seconds and every time it shook, all of the elaborate lego sculptures would break apart just a little bit and the pieces would pile up on the floor. In the front window of the Lego store were a pile of used cassette tapes. ENBB picked one out and put it on it was 50 Foot Wave. I was so excited to hear Kristin Hersh in my dream! Kerr showed up and he started talking about a number of different bands. Then Katherine showed up and was telling ENBB "You should really get a huge collection of shitty cassettes..." My eyes lighted on an old yellow Memorex cassette and I was so excited. I kept wanting to tell the gathered ilxors "look! It's my sister's copy of Grease!" But no words would come out. Then I woke up.
― how's life, Friday, 25 May 2018 08:29 (one year ago) link
Oh, and we all drove to the mall in fake old timey cars from amusement park rides.
― how's life, Friday, 25 May 2018 11:56 (one year ago) link
a runaround adventure biking boating-within-pubs-that-are-boats and avocado-eating on the coast of south county dublin/northern cali led to a dramatic climax wherein el tombot was introduced to me as jimmy and sheepishly admitted that yes not only was he jimmy but that he was in fact jimmy from jimmy eat world et fin
― tired culché (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 08:17 (one year ago) link
Wait - HL - that's a hell of a dream. Fwiw I LOVED those blank tapes. I thought the shapes were cool and I'm pretty sure that I reached for those more than any other whenever my mixtape making teenage self had the chance.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 2 July 2018 18:45 (one year ago) link
I worked at a hotel. The actor Jena Malone, of whom I am not very aware, died. El Tomboto, my boss, turned out to also be Jena Malone’s dad, the actor Thomas Jayne. Grief-stricken, he called a staff meeting to help him process his feelings. i composed a note of condolence on a Game Boy.
― devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 13:01 (one year ago) link
thoughts and prayers for tombot in this difficult time
also tombot u were great in stander, that movie deserved more attention
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 13:21 (one year ago) link
two nights ago but still
i was on a long canadian bus journey and [former ilxor] got on at a stop and produced a rifle and shot a load of people while looking for me.
i got out the back door, turned into a road movie with me as seal's sidekick at that stage
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 13:38 (one year ago) link
it was dom wasn't it
you don't have to say directly either way, just post again somewhere on ilx sometime in the next 30 days and i'll know
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 14:12 (one year ago) link
i screamed at someone W HO ARE YOU ! who was in my basement
Jung, what does it mean
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 14:39 (one year ago) link
xp anyone knows enough knows by whats posted
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 14:40 (one year ago) link
Ha dmac having dreams of being shot in a bus in canadaWhats the world come to
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 15:05 (one year ago) link
i have been taking a kind of medicine that apparently has a "weird dreams" side effect. my dreams have always been weird, which i consider one of the very best things in my life. now they're weird in a different way. i always used to have dreams with anonymous people. there would be people that i would interact with, but more often than not i wouldn't know who they were. now, on this medication, i almost always know who they are, so it's like an endless series of guest appearances by friends, family, and celebrities.
obama was in my dream last night. he tried to convince me (and he did convince me) that i should try to go to law school. we started talking about places he recommended, him writing a recommendation letter, etc, but he got distracted by a wall of screens showing a sport that doesn't exist but was popular in this dream world. i started watching sports too and got engrossed in the game, and by the time i snapped out of it, obama was gone and i was dejected because i knew i'd never get his letter of recommendation and had missed a key opportunity.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 November 2018 22:13 (nine months ago) link
and that sport...it was called true bipartisan compromise in the modern US AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 November 2018 22:25 (nine months ago) link
i dremt i dremt: that alexandria ocasio-cortez was starring in a very low-budget reboot of hot fuzz
the model-work was bad and disappointing
― mark s, Saturday, 24 November 2018 12:15 (nine months ago) link
which ilxor is AOC
― ciderpress, Saturday, 24 November 2018 15:55 (nine months ago) link
the ilxor is me, i was also in the dream
― mark s, Saturday, 24 November 2018 15:57 (nine months ago) link
i think she's gotta be on here though
― ciderpress, Saturday, 24 November 2018 17:29 (nine months ago) link
she is moo vaughn
― mark s, Saturday, 24 November 2018 17:38 (nine months ago) link
last night i had a dream abt dril aka ilx poster fred b
― mark s, Monday, 26 November 2018 15:51 (nine months ago) link
and i find it kind of funnyi find it kind of sadthe dreams in which im Beavisare the best ive ever had— wint (@dril) January 6, 2015
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 November 2018 15:56 (nine months ago) link
makes u think
About the portfolio in my bunghole? Indeed it does.
― Fantasy Eyelid (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 November 2018 16:04 (nine months ago) link
A polar bear had gotten into my house and curled up on the floor in my bedroom. Carly Rae Jepson had recorded an album of duets with BradNelson and it was playing in a speaker somewhere that I couldn't find. I was running around in a panicked state pulling every plug in the house trying to shut the music off because it was so loud and I really needed to call the Department of Natural Resources about the bear.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 09:48 (seven months ago) link
bear say hi to me maybe
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 14:09 (seven months ago) link
just remembered a dream I had the other day where in addition to the Admin Log we know and love there was also a log of changes to user's moderator permissions, resembling the ordinary ilx board interface, but instead of a thread it was like "so and so got promoted to moderator". And thus also a list of current moderators.
― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 16:38 (five months ago) link
so yes in the dream I was just browsing ilx in an entirely normal situation, all my dreams are like this, I hate them
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 19:11 (five months ago) link
dreaming of a new admin interface.........
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 19:12 (five months ago) link
I dreamed last night that I was asked to speak on a panel at PopCon. The panel had nothing to do with pop music, the topic was "The Human Race: does it deserve to survive?" We were going down the table, everyone was introducing themselves, giving a snip of their CV. A woman two seats to my right said "I am a birth survivor" and the crowd tittered and the woman raised her voice "yes, my birth was traumatic, and so has been the life that followed, and I am a survivor!!!"
― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 27 April 2019 14:53 (four months ago) link
dreamt that o. nate wrote the lead review in the sunday NYT book section
the byline was O. NATE and i thought to myself wow that's really his whole name
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:29 (four months ago) link
o. henry 2
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:31 (four months ago) link
I had another dream in which I made a post to ILX, except this time it was in the middle of a bizarre series of dreams. I've been feeling extremely ill since the beginning of the month and was operating on ridiculously little sleep until three nights ago, at which point I began catching up on all the sleep my illness was preventing me from getting. As a result, I've been experiencing a massive amount of dreams per night lately, all jumbled together in a bizarre dream collage. In the middle of one of those dream collages, I remember stopping the dream-action to sit in front of a computer and post something to ILX. It wasn't an existing thread or anything, just something that coincidentally happened to touch on a topic I was dreaming about at that moment; because of that, I felt I had to contribute in the dream version of ILX. Living the dream right now, let me tell you.
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:16 (four months ago) link
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:22 (four months ago) link
A bit rude to get to this so late, I know, but it was lovely having you at my home, Josh in Chicago and frogbs. I hope you enjoyed the ham sandwiches I grilled for you, as it was my first attempt at anything so simultaneously outré and unnecessary. Josh, if you're looking for your glasses, I'm pretty sure you buried them while you were helping me plant my tulips.
― Pristina Addlepate (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 May 2019 02:45 (three months ago) link
that really is an old lunch dream
― estela, Saturday, 25 May 2019 02:55 (three months ago) link
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 25 May 2019 08:14 (three months ago) link
I dreamt I traveled to Amsterdam and the biggest museum there was a museum devoted to the band Modest Mouse. I walked inside and read some information posted on the and it said Modest Mouse had been making music for “over 60 years.”
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 30 May 2019 08:20 (three months ago) link
Sarahell and I were riding on a schoolbus. She asks what I'm doing at school. "I'm doing research into what happened to ilx memes. There used to be memes on ilx like who is Lou1s J4gger, ban Lou1s J4gger, and Lou1s J4gger plays a vacuum cleaner. Today's internet user has memes too, of course, but they are a different type."
― ☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 9 June 2019 10:48 (three months ago) link
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Monday, 10 June 2019 01:24 (three months ago) link
i was clambering around the floor in a back room of a corner shop from my hometown - the old pakistani shop owner was there also. the fridge was stocked with so many weird brands of soda that didn't even look appetitzing. "malt" drinks. i was pretending to look for something that i didn't have, something small. i felt guilty. i overheard a faint story someone was telling. a man wanted to split a purchase with me over a bottle of 'ulls' water (Lake Ullswater is a lake in England). it tasted like the earth, and you could see all the sediment floating away in the drink - but the bottle looked like naptha spirits. i was in the back room again, looking for a harmonica; i knew that they didn't sell any, but there were two old ones atop a really dusty cabinet. i thought about stealing them but i knew they were just toys, and too sentimental to the owner. i turned back away from the refrigerator to the sound of a small crowd singing me happy birthday - except, they weren't sure of my name... so everytime they'd get to it - "happy birthday to...", there was a stifled pause between all of them.
then, writing to a friend on the computer about a woman i'd dreamt of. she was angry that i'd used her pastry. i was joking about it to her, saying "well karen it's a mushroom pie now and it's not fucking coming back".
― meaulnes, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:49 (three weeks ago) link