Noodle Vague is technically a year closer to death

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all the birthday best nv

Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Monday, 12 December 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

hbd nv

Neil S, Monday, 12 December 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

The thread might not be true -- maybe you ate so much salad in the past year that you managed to extend your life by a year while also aging a year.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 December 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

Ha, I have a similar thought every time I see the thread title.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Monday, 12 December 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

forgot it was woof's bday, senescenence riding me hard this December

happy belated bday, woof

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 07:11 (seven years ago) link

happy birthday!!!!

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link

Happy belated birthday to you too!
Not the most fun one for me. Sense of hanging dread segued into a vomiting bug. V little lust for life.

woof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

happy vagueversary

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

sorry to hear that woof, potential price of being born at the dreadest time of the year ime

Wassail Anarchist (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

happy birthday noods

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

thanks again! ∞, Morbs, harbl, anybody i missed

Wassail Anarchist (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

technically a year and four minutes closer to death

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

omg hb

imago, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link

NV: did you know the Beatles wrote a song about birthdays? It's really good!

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:09 (five years ago) link

gah, happy birthday NV you beautiful bastard

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link

happy happy bday big man

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link

have a good 'un NV!

calzino, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

happy noodle cake

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

that bidet looks far from happy - looking a bit drained really (PS H.B.N.V.)

Wee Bloabby (NickB), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

https://www.wow4u.com/graphics/youarethesister-min.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link

wow, moving

Lady Gaga: I Don't Want A Beef Rinse - Live From Omaha (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link

Happy birthday fella x
https://i.postimg.cc/Ls66Sf9d/E9880749-029-F-4-E49-887-A-D14-BB2-C2-EA8-F.jpg

gyac, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

that bidet looks far from happy - looking a bit drained really (PS H.B.N.V.)


That bidet clearly enjoys its job a little too much. Look at the eyes!

gyac, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

hb NV!

calzino, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

happy birthday NV! hope yr Wednesday is far from blue (something something election results too) (oh no, don't make it rhyme, that's too much)

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

Aw peeps thanks all of y'all I have hungover and Atelier Meruru and I hab deleted 12 grumpy posts today before posting them keeping it posi Vote Labour

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

Happy Birthday!

(Oh no at that Blobby cake)

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

hb nv

conrad, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

happy happy!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

hbnv

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

huzzah!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

Happy birthday, NV!

pomenitul, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

happy birthday zoe

j., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

Happy birthday NV
Buy you a round

calstars, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

Happy birthday, NV. I note that since this thread was started, you are technically eleven years nearer to death. Long may you prosper.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

Thanks all of you lovely people who cheer me up. Hopefully being 51 will not suck

(Narrator's voice: )

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

I dunno about this, eleven years and not dead yet? How close is he going to get?

insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

(HBNV)

insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

Happy Birthday NV!

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 12 December 2019 09:52 (four years ago) link

HB NV!

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 December 2019 09:55 (four years ago) link

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Thursday, 12 December 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

HBNV

woof, Friday, 11 December 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

Happy birthday, Nouille vague!

pomenitul, Friday, 11 December 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

thank you <3

you'll have to speak up, can't find my ear trumpet

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

Happier-than-baseline birthday, Noodle Vague!

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link


many happy returns to one of the good guys

may your beloved football team lose by a substantial margin tomorrow early afternoon look I'm sorry I'm not a charity

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

taking all bets

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

Happy birthday NV!

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

many happy returns nv!

calzino, Friday, 11 December 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link


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