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― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

said i'd post this. It are funny. now post more.

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh and while we're on the subject, how many times have you got this in an e-mail... http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020421/capt.101943685 0lpga_longs_drugs_rcp107.jpg

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i have never owned a sex toy.

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mm. grebt.

― alix, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

twenty-three!

― maura, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR

― Queen G, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three years pass...

So this weekend my mom came back from some big psychology/medical conference and told me, "You know, we were told that any electronic sex toy really disrupts your body's natural electricity currents." I looked at her for a few seconds, thinking of how to respond to this, then I said, "Well, I guess that's just too damn bad." She shrugged.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

(And how is it it took THREE YEARS to revive this thread? Tisk tisk.)

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I've little to contribute.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a thread that takes care of itself, really. Unless Luna would care to contribute...?

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/0401/20040101b-closeup.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

How would it disrupt your electrical currents?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a TOGO's in the picture.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Beats the hell outta me, Sam. I didn't ask. Frankly, I subject myself to electricity all damn day (computer, lamps, copy machine) so I don't see what the difference is.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 2 May 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"you body's electrical currents" is a pretty suspicious formulation

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 2 May 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

(no disrespect to Jeanne's mom tho!)

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 2 May 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, it's pretty well documented that the body has electrical currents running through it.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 2 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Surely vibrators can't be as bad as cell phones and computers?

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 2 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, for one, you don't put cell phones and computers in the same sort of places, presumably.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Cell phones have a 'vibrate' setting for a reason, Nick.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

"Hey, can you call me right back? I might not pick up but call me anyway."

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, I've seen it happen (and I was glad that I wasn't getting the bill).

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, for one, you don't put cell phones and computers in the same sort of places, presumably.

Nick, you sweet innocent.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

presumably never sorted

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

Better Call Saul really dropped the ball on this potential plot thread

― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 October 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link

I've had wonderful times with sex toys and not so wonderful times. I don't like the chintzy ones but maybe if my sexual partner wanted to feel cheap it would be hot.

― dentyne ice, Friday, 5 October 2018 02:22 (five years ago) link

If uve never sorted this its rly only yr fault so dont know what yr askin

Like what do u like theres a whole world of sex toys out there

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 5 October 2018 02:52 (five years ago) link

I've been getting some really weird (targeted?) ads tonight and I'm starting to wonder if they were triggered by a previous visit to this thread

https://i.imgur.com/qMgPWLP.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/mKH5Eai.jpg

― ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Friday, 5 October 2018 04:36 (five years ago) link

Wow

I had never seen a velociraptor shaped fleshlight

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 5 October 2018 04:43 (five years ago) link

the yodelling pickle disrupts your body's yodel

― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 October 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAIAtay0vMc

― shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 5 October 2018 08:31 (five years ago) link

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