solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

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How would you go about fighting conspicuous consumerism, Ramz?

-- Eric H., Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i wouldn't!

-- Surmounter, Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 21:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

not very solitary

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 21:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

^^^one is definitely not gonna get laid after something like this

-- roxymuzak, Monday, June 23, 2008 11:00 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 June 2008 02:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

fer ref

The Reverend, Saturday, 28 June 2008 04:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

TITTWIS also nomad tribe run by a woman, also swept away by absence of queen

-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 27, 2008 5:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

scott seward, Saturday, 28 June 2008 05:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

that was me

Maria :D, Saturday, 28 June 2008 05:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

remote would let me ipod dj while taking a shit at a bar with my macbook still going

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:53 PM (2 hours ago)

DG, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DG, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

yes.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

no, wait - NO!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

what was the context of that? the ILX context?

admrl, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

admrl, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

Wow, great to load up at my DESK, THX PEEPS >:|

Trayce, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol crutis

wilter, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

-- admrl, Sunday, July 13, 2008 8:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ should have tipped you off trayce

libcrypt, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

I hadnt scrolled right down ;_;

Trayce, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

u hate your jobanyways, don't you? print that and frame it. right next to where you keep your pens.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

Use Opera - open in background window, hover over tab for tiny preview of image. Saves my ass constantly!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

there's a funny danny wang related thread over at djh right now.

-- jaime, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 05:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 07:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

-- HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 22:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

I think that's actually the Rang3 R0v3r lovin' tailpipe.jpg guy...

snoball, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

News Flash: Iran now has PHOTOSHOP capabilities!

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

I stand by the 10-single run by Spoon that I posted upthread.

-- stephen, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:44 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 21:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

I loved that conversation.

Eric H., Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

insular circle jerk convo lookin boys

-- deej, Friday, July 25, 2008 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

has to be wall_o_ginas.jpg, surely

will, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

you should stop being a crabby bitch and watch some wire, it's really good.

-- goole, Friday, July 25, 2008 4:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dr Morbius, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors

-- tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (3 years ago) Link

dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet

-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

max, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 August 2008 06:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 4 August 2008 19:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

(ok thats two posts)

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Abbott, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

^^^lol me too

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 September 2008 18:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

?

Meet the Feeble (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

this thread is stupid

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

go ahead and quote that!

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/MMIpeGK.png

actually i think we need one for just ILM

, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:21 (two years ago) Permalink

every post by a certain poster where it's a link to a list of links to best-of lists

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:39 (two years ago) Permalink

this isn't a solitary post, but:

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Wilderness Road: Sold for Prevention of Disease Only

― no lime tangier, Saturday, May 14, 2016 7:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wow

― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Saturday, May 14, 2016 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wonder if there was a shop that bands that wanted to get an Earth, Wind and Fire look could go, like some big B. Coat Factory for the the hip star child in you.

― earlnash, Saturday, May 14, 2016 9:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was tipped off to their existence via a heathcote williams interview i read the other day. amazon review has me kind of curious: ...though the front cover displayed them as futuristic glam-rockers, Wilderness Road actually played a mutant hybrid of mountain music, psychedelia, rock, country and avant political satire

bonus gatefold photos

― no lime tangier, Saturday, May 14, 2016 9:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Great find.

― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Sunday, May 15, 2016 12:50 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... I thought so too, when I posted it 7 months ago! Here's what you said then:

ughhh
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, October 4, 2015 3:58 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^otm

― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Sunday, May 15, 2016 5:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahahahaaa, oops

― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Sunday, May 15, 2016 9:04 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:21 (two years ago) Permalink

n.b. I voted green in 2012 and have pretty recently come to these kinds of positions. Sorta having an identity crisis about it.

― Treeship, Thursday, May 19, 2016 12:49 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:26 (two years ago) Permalink

I voted the Green Party in the very first election they had here after I turned 18... I still sometimes feel bad about it (the Greens in here are fairly bourgeoise, dunno why I picked them), it's been the socialists in every election ever since.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:42 (two years ago) Permalink

Except for the presidential elections, which I always boycott, because fuck the idea that millions of people can be represented by one.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:43 (two years ago) Permalink

the greens here are sooooorta bourgie hampstead types but also not really and i have no compunction about voting for them, especially when the socialist workers' party is basically an echo-chamber for chauvinism

And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:44 (two years ago) Permalink

Oh, thankfully it's not like that here. Most of the old school Marxist chauvinists have either died or they're in the actual communist party, the socialists are fairly progressive and green too.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:46 (two years ago) Permalink

Here in America voting green is equivalent to saying "I voted for my kids' birthday clown, 'cause he makes me feel good."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:55 (two years ago) Permalink

My thinking was, in a deep blue state, it wouldn't hurt to vote according to my actual policy positions.

Treeship, Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:02 (two years ago) Permalink

why am I bothering

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 6:00 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 22:03 (one year ago) Permalink

dang was hoping he had died

― Οὖτις, Friday, May 27, 2016 1:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:15 (one year ago) Permalink

???????

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:37 (one year ago) Permalink

does it matter

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:41 (one year ago) Permalink

didn't know ilx was all about hoping ppl were dead but wdik

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:53 (one year ago) Permalink

y'all haven't been following Shakey for years, have you?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:55 (one year ago) Permalink

this aint the "posts v much in character" thread, m'lord

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:56 (one year ago) Permalink

does it matter

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)


Sha-dooby

Son of Shaftway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:59 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Bee OK took a poll on ILM as to whether he should run a poll on ILM.

45 people voted against taking part.

not sure what these results mean. i wanted 20 yes votes and fell under that mark. i think i will do it anyways...

― Bee OK, Wednesday, July 6, 2016 11:00 AM (2 hours ago)

glandular lansbury (sic), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 04:05 (one year ago) Permalink

lol article 50 joek

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 09:15 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

I wonder how many of those people are dead

― El Tomboto, Friday, July 29, 2016 8:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 July 2016 00:47 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

if Butterfly is the consensus favorite for Mariah, it explains so much of what I find enraging about modern culture

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, August 10, 2012 2:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:09 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

there are people who put the stock in all at one time while making risotto?

― *-* (jim in vancouver), Monday, October 17, 2016 2:56 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol right? this is like the first rule of making risotto

― k3vin k., Monday, October 17, 2016 2:03 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol you guys are so wrong

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, October 17, 2016 12:57 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Inspired by an argument in the Stereogum comment section (brimstead), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:00 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

A couple of better threads for artist name puns.

Awful puns/neologisms as album titles

Horrible album titles that pun on the artist's name

― nickn, 9. december 2016 19:40 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

niels, Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:28 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Man, when you look through the old Bad poll, a lot of the same posters and same responses - we need to start thinking about a new hobby, guys.

― Mark, Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:53 PM (seven years ago)

k3vin k., Friday, 6 January 2017 01:23 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

I bet you like rock music though?

― Tuomas, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:44 (forty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2016 tracks poll in seven words

left hand hierarchy (imago), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:48 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I thought the thread title was a Hot Fruit reference.

― how's life, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 10:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:39 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

large left margin and no right margin. not unusable but not acceptable either

― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 March 2017 11:33 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The night before all about day (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:10 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

hard to beat night, the one during which you aren't conscious

― ciderpress, Monday, 10 April 2017 15:30 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 10 April 2017 15:39 (one year ago) Permalink

work ethic

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:06 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

you really want to give up the ability to flippantly call people idiots on a message board?

― flopson, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 5:09 AM (six hours ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:37 (one year ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

none of it was funny

― 龜, Wednesday, May 31, 2017 12:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 16:16 (eleven months ago) Permalink

yr british right? i'm not speaking abt grunge to you

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 8:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 17:16 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Lots of ppl are stupid and it's relevant

― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Sunday, June 4, 2017 1:02 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 19:53 (eleven months ago) Permalink

If anything is "ilx in 2017" about this thread it's that the response to an endorsement of fgm was mostly a bunch of dudes arguing about their foreskins

― K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Monday, June 5, 2017 12:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:57 (eleven months ago) Permalink

i started this thread, but I've completely forgotten everything about this movie.

― akm, Sunday, June 4, 2017 12:23 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 13:53 (eleven months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

I'm picturing intelligent people looking in the mirror and crying after a long degrading day of writing and arguing about mediocre pop film and tv.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, July 6, 2017 2:08 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soref, Thursday, 6 July 2017 13:28 (ten months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

late to this but

I unconsciously click every bookmark like a lifeless madman tbh

― Clay, Wednesday, May 18, 2016

sleeve, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 14:22 (nine months ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Nhex at 8:00 29 Sep 17

same here *unbookmarks thread*

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:35 (five months ago) Permalink

What was that about?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:48 (five months ago) Permalink

Either Animal Collective or Turkish polar bear rape

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:10 (five months ago) Permalink

in fact it was the upcoming sci-fi film "annihilation"

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:11 (five months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

take this shite to ILM ffs!

― calzino, Monday, 12 February 2018 11:05 (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 11:44 (three months ago) Permalink

ILM

been meaning to relisten to garbage again

― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:52 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Planck Blather (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:56 (three months ago) Permalink

love it that it was you who got it

hetero love for you dmac

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:57 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

fucked if i'm gonna make the extra effort to hold down the shift key for an ilx post tbh

― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara),

sleeve, Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:53 (two months ago) Permalink

enh

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:54 (two months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Qitw9OW.jpg

, Thursday, 19 April 2018 11:56 (one month ago) Permalink

did we sort out whatever the fucking point of Simon H is on these threads, when we already have Morbius to remind us that anybody who’s ever held a salaried position in government is a murderous liar made of goblin turds

― El Tomboto, Thursday, April 19, 2018 1:25 PM

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:25 (one month ago) Permalink


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