Girls are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead,they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good,but easy.So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them,when in reality,they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree
― and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:30 (eighteen years ago)
Nice carmina figuratum, there.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:34 (eighteen years ago)
thank u
― and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:35 (eighteen years ago)
Mmmm those rotten women who fell from the tree.
― moley, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:38 (eighteen years ago)
how does getting clocked on the head by a falling apple fit into this?
― electricsound, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Girl-the-Way-She-Should-Be-Treated
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:39 (eighteen years ago)
a sweet and bitter fruit it surely opened his eyes
― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahahaha xpost
― electricsound, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)
# when you are in parties with her and shes alone, do not continue having drinks with mates, go and sit next to her or dance with her, also if you havnt kissed her yet and are taking things slowley, when dancing to a slow romantic song look deep in to her eyes, and lighty kiss her on the cheeks and she may want to take things further.
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
Warnings
* A girl is a human just like you.
― Clay, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:44 (eighteen years ago)
another warning for when the girl isn't human just like you
― and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:53 (eighteen years ago)
o I get it the poem is shaped like a fattie
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:10 (eighteen years ago)
That's not a boob?
― moley, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:14 (eighteen years ago)
P as in penus
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:16 (eighteen years ago)
TIPS
* Gifts are great, but they aren't just for special occasions... Put a gift in her locker and leave a note saying "Just because it's Wednesday".
WARNINGS
* A girl is a human just like you. Treat her with respect and don't act like a jerk around her. That's the basis of a gentleman. * While some girls do appreciate this kind of treatment, many will prefer the "bad boy" over the "nice guy." Try both styles, see which works for you and, more importantly, for her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAct-S2Es9E
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:18 (eighteen years ago)
Wouldn't this be just as true of oranges or lemons? Or pomegranates?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:19 (eighteen years ago)
asked a bro to describe his new girl
"Peaches on a twig, my friend. Peaches on a twig."
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)
next you should ask him to describe you.
― estela, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
'peaches on a twig' = the new 'on green like tomato'
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
omg, she's headless?
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg194/howjbegg/eve_apple.jpg
― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:28 (eighteen years ago)
hey i'm not defending bro i'm just reporting whats goin on in the streets i'm a journalist out here
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:31 (eighteen years ago)
"Steen on a Hoos, my friend. Steen on a Hoos."
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:34 (eighteen years ago)
Girls are like bananas on trees: you only ever get one kind of them and then they all die.
― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:07 (eighteen years ago)
girls are the atheists worst nightmare
― and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:00 (eighteen years ago)
Try both styles
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:02 (eighteen years ago)
xpost why i hate myself so much eh?
― stevienixed, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:51 (eighteen years ago)
does it work the other way around????
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 19:12 (eighteen years ago)
I think I might have to commit murder after reading that. It fills me with rage I cannot express.
― Maria, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
I really like yo peaches let me climb yo tree.
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
was that poem taken from lost shel silverstein archives?
― dell, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
shake yr apple tree now
― dell, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle1297.jpg
― Abbott, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
haha, wow
actually, i think that mo sendak is overrated, but, hey, that's just me!
― dell, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
shel silverstein molested children
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)
You are such a dick.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
i don't know if you can technically (legally speaking) slander dead people, but that's not the brightest thing to post on the internet, chief
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
Technically this would be posthumous libel.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
shel silverstein didnt molested children
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
Does the publication of "Uncle Shelby's ABZs" constitute molesterizationing? Cause that's a cruel and funny as hell book.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
I used to sneak into my parents' bedroom and read Shel's sexy cartoons book I forget what it was.
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)
Except for nice Christian girls, they're extra hot.
― milo z, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)
Except for nice Christian Catholic girls, they're extra hot.
― dell, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)
i know, i know, but it's true!!
You can't libel the dead.
(and tracer: check your email)
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:26 (seventeen years ago)
shel silverstein molseted children
― deeznuts, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)
temp ban from ILE. see you in four days.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:33 (seventeen years ago)
6. Don't force a girl to have sex with you.
GOOD ADVICE, THANX
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)
7. Don't fuck with Shel.
― milo z, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)
lol TOMBOT
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 June 2008 07:04 (seventeen years ago)