aaron sorkin poll

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how can this dude write the most cringe-worthy, self-righteous, overwrought dialogue and still make me like most things hes done?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Sports Night 9
The West Wing 4
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip 4
A Few Good Men 1
Malice 1
The American President 0
Charlie Wilson's War0


max, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

sports night is the only thing on here worth watching. i guess a few good men was ok

akm, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

oh wow i was going to post that i would be the only one voting for sports night. it doesn't hold up completely well, but i have a lot of affection for it. i wish felicity huffman got work like that more regularly.

horseshoe, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i might go for sports night. really what i want to vote for is a "greatest hits" of west wing but theres too much dud even in the four seasons sorkin wrote to wholeheartedly go for it

max, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

studio 60 is the worst show

max, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

never seen it, but i'm voting malice, based on the 'god' quote that gets c+p's on here all the time. i don't really like aaron sorkin. he's no dick wolf.

gff, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

A Few Good Men has so many awesome-terrible lines suitable for any occasion.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorkin is very good at making me hate actors I like.

HI DERE, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

did everybody hate Charlie Wilson's War? Sure, there was the what's-her-cunt factor, but otherwise I really kind of liked it. Sunset Strip was utter shit.

will, Friday, 23 May 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Julia Roberts.

Also, Sports Night might've been ok except for the fact that my ex and her two annoying room mates banged on & on about how great it was and couldn't wait for DVD release and omigod it's here. Ugh.

will, Friday, 23 May 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

you forgot about his broadway show 'the farnsworth invention'

tehresa, Friday, 23 May 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

sports night is the only one i've watched & enjoyed, although i bet it hasn't aged well.

Jordan, Friday, 23 May 2008 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link

it's aged much, much better than West Wing

milo z, Friday, 23 May 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, considering that West Wing was fucking awful even when it first came out, that's not a huge surprise!

HI DERE, Friday, 23 May 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

"Again, it was a matter of opportunity: Julia [by that time his wife] was away, and I had a window where I could fly to Vegas on a Friday, get high all night, and then return to L.A. the next day. I'd do this three times a year, and it was amazing I never got caught. I was the worst criminal. I had a four-dollar pipe, and the bowl was made of metal. It showed up on the monitor at Burbank airport and they asked to search my bag." The authorities found a carefully packed bundle of hallucinogenic mushrooms and rock cocaine. "I fainted," Sorkin said. "When I came to, I was in handcuffs. I was lucky--there are guys serving time in prison for doing less than I did."

http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2010/10/facebook_film

buzza, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

'studio 60' sucked deep

but i f/w everything else. kinda surprised 'sports night' beat 'the west wing', which is, you know, way better.

no one was protesting when this happened to (history mayne), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

here's the thing: no, it isn't

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

so, like Studio 60, this begins with a huge breakdown from a media personality.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

"sorority girl"

buzza, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

Sorkin is a fairly good comp for Paddy Chayefsky; similar entertainer's gifts, similar blowhardiness

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

I saw the preview for this last night, I will probably watch it but it looks very Studio 60-level awkward.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

did i spy jane fonda in there? :O

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

As mentioned on the Newsroom thread, his most personal work yet:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/television/how-to-get-under-aaron-sorkins-skin-and-also-how-to-high-five-properly/article4363455/

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 June 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

So...he's that cranky irl?

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Monday, 25 June 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno if he's always been like that but yeah, he's pretty much pompous city

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

that interview is just great

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 25 June 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

With one look into the steel arrogance behind Sorkin’s eyes, I am sure he considers his life’s tragedy that, in 50 years, there will be no Sorkin to write about him.

carly rae (flopson), Monday, 25 June 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't read article yet. Was basing his crankiness on the first ep of Newsroom, his most personal work.

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Monday, 25 June 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

New Steve Jobs biopic will be in three scenes:

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/11/aaron-sorkin-steve-jobs-biopic

cruel silver of hope (Eazy), Friday, 16 November 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

well that's almost certainly a bad idea

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

why

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

yes why

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

not the three scenes thing (he might as well embrace his staginess), but making them backstage at the launches of the mac, nextcube, ipod. it doesn't seem to speak to a v interesting take on the idea of jobs tbh

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

i am sketching in my head what they ought to be but yeah basically the first one would have to be his getting fired from apple

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

each scene should be him returning food @ a restaurant

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 November 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

haha Jobs had asked Sorkin to write a Pixar movie! it is so tragic how into that i would've been.

this is not a benghazi butthurt (some dude), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

I mostly want to see him buying turtlenecks idk that's just me tho

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

haha Jobs had asked Sorkin to write a Pixar movie! it is so tragic how into that i would've been.

― this is not a benghazi butthurt (some dude), Thursday, November 15, 2012 9:59 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

he probably would've done a great job!

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 16 November 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

i know!!

this is not a benghazi butthurt (some dude), Friday, 16 November 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

five years pass...

Should I see mollys game

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link

It's free but I would have to leave the house and it's cold. Think I might just go to bed tbh, bed is better than sorkin

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link

making them backstage

ya gotta work whatever magic ya got

j., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

That jobs film was so bad

Hahaha I just looked at the synopsis for molly's game & saw that it's about poker, that's perfect - sadly tho I think not even a bad poker movie will get me out in the cold at 9pm on a weeknight at this point in my life :-(

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

I vaguely recall watching Sports Night maybe five or six times. It definitely had that sorkiny quality about it, but that's a quality that wears out its welcome in a short time. The Social Network was just about the right length for the sorkiny waters not to rise too high by the end.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

Molly's Game opens with five minutes of breathless voice-over, related to the main story tangentially, but mostly there for the sake of a clunky punchline. The best things the rest of the way are the hopelessly crummy poker player (clueless even when he wins) and the space cadet who declares his love for Molly. Passable diversion overall.

clemenza, Sunday, 25 March 2018 06:28 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

agree re: molly's game, feels both lecturing and self-serving toward molly mostly throughout, while simultaneously pretty boring; good refresher as to why i avoid sorkin actually

johnny crunch, Sunday, 5 August 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

Oh fuck off. Also, what’s wrong with being mean to the ruling class? Does it hurt your feelings Aaron? https://t.co/gLkpQxtMrc

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) January 20, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link

I hope he dies very soon

buzza, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 01:23 (five years ago) link

Sorkin too.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link

They need to do loads of cocaine like adults.

louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 01:30 (five years ago) link

never seen it, but i'm voting malice, based on the 'god' quote that gets c+p's on here all the time. i don't really like aaron sorkin. he's no dick wolf.

― gff, Friday, May 23, 2008 11:41 AM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I independently had this thought last night! like amongst all the fans of dick wolf shows I know, nobody thinks "this is exactly how the criminal justice system works" or "this is how the criminal justice system should work" and people acknowledge it as a spin on the real world

a lot of Sorkin fans -- and Sorkin himself -- seem to think he's scripting an ideal of how things should go and it's incredibly weird

mh, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link

he has adapted To Kill a Mockingbird for Broadway starring Jeff Daniels, and it's going to run for years

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

it's a perfect vehicle for his up-to-date liberal thinking

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

mh otm

a lot of Sorkin fans -- and Sorkin himself -- seem to think he's scripting an ideal of how things should go and it's incredibly weird


v weird that noted egomaniac aaron sorkin thinks the world should be led by men who look and act and speak very much like aaron sorkin

Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

the Sorkin adap of To Kill a Mockingbird didn't get nominated for the best play Tony, and ever since its huge ads in the NYT have featured praise from... Obama, Bill Clinton, Pelosi, and James Comey.

The theatrical fetish object for Biden Democrats, and/or those whose ideal hero is a white Alabaman from the '30s.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 May 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Malice! So great; so sleazy and trashy and daft, moves like a runaway train. Not quite in the Erotic Thriller genre, hard to say wtf it is. There are about five Oscar winners in it too. All the 20-somethings on Twitter and Letterboxd seem to love it, Sorkin hates it of course it goes without saying.

piscesx, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 02:20 (two years ago) link

Malice is cheesey great, that Baldwin line about i dont need to play god i AM god or whatever is classic

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 02:41 (two years ago) link

Malice was shot around Amherst, Holyoke, and Northampton so that’s fun. I believe it’s the only film where my dorm makes a cameo.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 03:13 (two years ago) link

A 2000 episode of The West Wing was even kind enough to turn this racist and cruel Pharma talking point into a dramatic plot beat pic.twitter.com/KWCqWD99rK

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) May 4, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 04:11 (two years ago) link

uh, wow

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 13:07 (two years ago) link

Malice! So great; so sleazy and trashy and daft, moves like a runaway train. Not quite in the Erotic Thriller genre, hard to say wtf it is. There are about five Oscar winners in it too. All the 20-somethings on Twitter and Letterboxd seem to love it, Sorkin hates it of course it goes without saying.

― piscesx,

doesn't it become an inexplicable serial killer thing halfway through its running time?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

I remember a hambone Anne Bancroft cameo.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

Yeah that 2000 clip was a real wtf moment during our pandemic rewatch.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 14:02 (two years ago) link

xp no the serial killer B plot is where the crazy thing *starts*, literally the first scene is a murder (then later Gwyneth Paltrow gets whacked) but by halftime the killer has been apprehended and is never mentioned again.

piscesx, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 20:27 (two years ago) link

this is exactly the sort of movie that exists for me to read the wiki synopsis and chuckle at the inanity/insanity

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link


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