Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
"Ice to see you!" 9
"Everybody chill!" 3
"You're not sending ME to the COOLER!" 3
"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." 3
"Adam and Evil!" 2
"Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!" 2
"I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy." 2
"Let's kick some ice!" 2
"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!" 2
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast! " 2
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" 2
"Follow the numbers, Batman, for they are the harbingers of your doom." 2
"No. I always go a size smaller. Makes me look slimmer." 1
"I'll kill you next time!" 1
"Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over?" 1
"Freeze in Hell, Batman!" 1
"Can you be cold, Batman? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the b1
"Can you be cold, Batman? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the b1
"The Iceman cometh!"1
"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom." 1
"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Win1
"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!" 1
"Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch!" 1
"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me." 0
"Tonight, hell freezes over!" 0
"Cool party!" 0
"I hate it when they talk during the movie." 0
"No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts." 0
"I hope Mr. Bane can swim." 0
"I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world." 0
"Take two of these, and call me in the morning." 0


latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

he doesn't actually say "Ice to see you" does he?

blueski, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"you're not taking ME to ze COOLER" was a hilarious stoned catchphrase amongst my friends for about a year after this film came out.

chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

"A frosty reception indeed!"

"Rest assured Batman, this is snow joke"

"Shiver me timbers"

blueski, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

glad again I'm not "into" bad movies

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

^
"A frosty reception indeed!"

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

"Adam and Evil!"

and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

omg huge lols

s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!" ???

s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

glad again I'm not "into" bad movies

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, March 28, 2008 3:04 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^
"A frosty reception indeed!"

-- latebloomer, Friday, March 28, 2008 3:05 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolololol

s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

orly

deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c

and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

contains the laundry line

and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean i might just have to go with "ice to see you," that kind of pushes my buttons, so simple and elegant and completely retarded

s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

lO_ol @ at gratuitous ass shots

deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

^all about the comma

bnw, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

they had to have had a cookie jar full of ice/cold puns which they just pulled up at random and plugged in, wacky mad-libs style

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

was "ice to see you" a deliberate bite of McBain or is it possible that two individual minds could come up with such genius?

blueski, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Batman and Robin clearly had about a hundred minds involved in the scriptwriting process.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

man Akiva Goldsman has so much to answer for

# Angels & Demons (2009) (pre-production) (screenplay)

# I Am Legend (2007) (screenplay)
... aka I Am Legend: The IMAX Experience (USA: IMAX version)
# The Da Vinci Code (2006) (screenplay)
# Cinderella Man (2005) (screenplay)
# I, Robot (2004) (screenplay)
... aka I, Robot (Germany)
# A Beautiful Mind (2001) (written by)

# Practical Magic (1998) (screenplay)
# Lost in Space (1998) (written by)
... aka LS (USA: promotional abbreviation)
# Batman & Robin (1997) (written by)
# A Time to Kill (1996) (screenplay)
# Batman Forever (1995) (screenplay)
# Silent Fall (1994) (written by)
# The Client (1994) (screenplay)

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lost in space might be worse than this though not as lolsome

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

"Can you be cold, Batman? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy? Your emotions make you weak. That's why this day is mine!"

ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i'd rather have another adam west-era tribute like this than serious dark knight is serious.

Jordan, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

"That's why this day is mine!"

^^ useful for IRL conversation

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me."

Schwarzenegger OTM

Upt0eleven, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

"Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over?"

hope this one was actually sincere

blueski, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, i missed the "thaw a bird" part of that line

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"Chase the villain or save the boy"

in every batman story ever...

ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me."

-credo of Joel Schumacher

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

did he mean Robin re 'thaw a bird'?

blueski, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

"Take two of these, and call me in the morning."

what is he referring to here

and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

snowballs

Mr. Que, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I reckons he meant Thora Hird myself!

Mark G, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

'You have eleven minutes to Thora Hird'.

omg, I'm just imagining Arnie saying that.

Billy Dods, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

up and at them

gff, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

jiminy jillickers!

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."

^^ i'm into the failed bloefeld with his eyebrow raised vibe here

gff, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i have to go with "let's kick some ice!"

Jordan, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

speaking of George Clooney, he and Renee Zellweger came to the theater I used to work at on Wednesday for a special screening of "Leatherheads" (he filmed it here in Greenville, SC).

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

if i had had the chance to attend i so would've yelled a B&R line at him

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

man I remember my housemate bringing home the script of this movie (she was doing editing for it) and the many roflz it provided. I never actually saw the finished film tho.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

not even scientifically accurate:(

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

xp: Leatherheads badly needs some of these Mr Freeze lines

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

all these lines remind me of the 30 rock "ITS SO GREAT WE CAN WRITE WHILE WERE ON COKE" bit

max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Clooney as Bats is such horrible horrible miscasting.

chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

clooney as freeze, arnold as bats.

ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"I'm Baaatmaaan! Arrrrrggg!!" (Does bonkers eye thing)

chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly what brilliant skills are needed for a "good" Batman, fanboys?

SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (nine years ago) link

Tape Store is a very real person

Trip Maker, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (nine years ago) link

So is Mr. Freeze

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:32 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

new, even more complete all-Freeze compilation, featuring the previously undiscussed "Always winterize...your PIPES."

and, someone has re-uploaded the short form highlight reel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:49 (eight years ago) link

Icy Cold frOST! FREEZE WINter! FREEZING CHILL

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (eight years ago) link

Many real life LOLs to this thread this morning. Thank you, Mr. Freeze. You have warmed my cold, cold heart.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:23 (eight years ago) link

"I need to get more diamonds" should have won.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:26 (eight years ago) link

egg-cellent, and that's no yolk

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Vincent%20Price%20Egghead.jpg

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:56 (eight years ago) link

Goofs
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Freeze says "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" There was no Ice Age when they went extinct.

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:07 (eight years ago) link

Yeah... I think that was a deliberate creative choice, to show that Freeze is so bent on his quest that his extensive scientific knowledge is slipping away.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:05 (eight years ago) link

Why are the Planet Hollywood guys wasting their time with the Expendables when they could give us the John McClane & Rambo vs. Mr. Freeze movie America needs now more than ever

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:23 (eight years ago) link

still think Arn was funniest in The Jayne Mansfield Story. "Chaynes!"

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:30 (eight years ago) link

I'm detective John Igloo

― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, July 25, 2011 6:17 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 20:09 (eight years ago) link

I had forgotten this movie also has Jessie Ventura (as a security guard or something who gets kissed to death by Uma Ivy). The heads of two states were in this movie. Ugh.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:51 (eight years ago) link

they were both in predator, too

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 21:54 (eight years ago) link

That goes without saying.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:55 (eight years ago) link

dying reading these poll options

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:18 (eight years ago) link

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Win 1

^^^ robbed

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:25 (eight years ago) link

"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:29 (eight years ago) link

A laundry service that delivers is just.....what???

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:00 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

how did i miss this thread's revival?!?

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:33 (eight years ago) link

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 12:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:39 (eight years ago) link

It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:50 (eight years ago) link

"ice to see you" was still a great icebreaker w/ friends and strangers whilst waiting on line at the theater to watch batman and robin.

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:51 (eight years ago) link

http://i.qkme.me/35a77t.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:53 (eight years ago) link

LOL cannot believe that's not a line in the movie.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:13 (eight years ago) link

i just saw the new expendables movie and any of these lines would have been preferable to what arnold says in this one.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:16 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

Watching this just now and after reeling in horror during the museum heist at the beginning I'm not sure that I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do and am actually quite enjoying it.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:13 (eight years ago) link

I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyetic

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:21 (eight years ago) link

Was thinking about this guy the other day. How angry he must have been to be so cold all the time. Just trying to make the best of things with a corny sense of humor and a life of crime.

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:25 (eight years ago) link

Was thinking about this guy the other day while waiting for the bus

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:26 (eight years ago) link

Was it the.... FROST-TOWN express?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:33 (eight years ago) link

No, it was the ICE-NINE 50.

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:33 (eight years ago) link

just a lonely dude standing here thinkin' bout freeze

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:54 (eight years ago) link

ze icy Cooooold

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:04 (eight years ago) link

I thawed I might find you here

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:25 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

IT'S WINTAH FOWEVAH HEYA GOTHA

Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:55 (seven years ago) link

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom." is such an underrated sequence

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:57 (seven years ago) link

"Looks like my freezemobile is snowed in. Guess I'll have to ride my ICICLE!"

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:00 (seven years ago) link

Watched this a few weeks ago. Ridiculously enjoyable movie.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:14 (seven years ago) link

The last great Batman movie :(

pariah newsletter (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:30 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...
eight months pass...

can this guy come back and go on a rampage please? our nation turns its melting eyes to freeze.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 18:56 (four years ago) link

cool party robbed

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:19 (four years ago) link

awesome spread of votes though

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:35 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

get well soon!

the late great, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:13 (three years ago) link

Get to the doctah!

how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:30 (three years ago) link

arnold being 70 just seems... wrong somehow

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 March 2018 17:16 (three years ago) link

When I was young, my brother and I spent like ten minutes trying to figure out the pun in that "laundry service" line

Vinnie, Saturday, 31 March 2018 04:27 (three years ago) link

this was kind of wild, i found about this during a checkup with my cardiologist. pretty cool to hear it was non-invasive surgery (rather than the chest-cracking one i endured at 10 months of age). maybe if i have to get surgery again i can get the Arnold version

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 March 2018 14:24 (three years ago) link


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