people that YELP are scumbags

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the only thing lower is people that change their top friends on myspace based on who they met last weekend.

chaki, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 05:31 (eleven years ago) link

steve shasta is a yelper

chaki, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 05:31 (eleven years ago) link

Yelp is OK, but Consumer Reports is more scholarly.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

chaki,

sorry dude, i will try to find better information about pawnshops for you.

steve shasta

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

haw!

chaki, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 06:05 (eleven years ago) link

you arnt a scumbag steve. your yelps are like punk rock.

chaki, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone ever accused ss of being pedantic

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

only times he gets sort of pedantic is when discussing japanese food and denim pants at which point most of the people who would accuse him of being pedantic TLDR and move on?

like when nabisco talks about the huxtables or gabbneb is discussing road trip tour routes across america maybe

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 06:58 (eleven years ago) link

Did you see the thread on the noise board about how to romanize yamasucka augh?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

YELP like little dogs or YELP like college girls who haven't seen each other for 6 months?

nickalicious, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 07:22 (eleven years ago) link

yelp.com you moran

chaki, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 07:24 (eleven years ago) link

It's not the yelping itself, it's the method of yelping

People who one-star yelp about something just because they hate the people that frequent there or just think the retail idea is like bogus man are the lowest on the scumpole.

they might as well fuck off to that new site where people talk shit about their neighbors. (not ilx)

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 07:53 (eleven years ago) link

wtf is yelp when it's at home?

Trayce, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 08:16 (eleven years ago) link

yelp blows

omar little, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

i'm going to yelp this thread

cutty, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

Can someone summarise what yelp is? Use a series of gifs if it's easier.

Pashmina, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, don't bother, I just looked.

Man, fuck web 2.0!

Pashmina, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

Yelp is still the best place to meet cougars.

Mr. Goodman, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

i've yelped.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Is Yelp outside of SF now?

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

You know what's annoying? Having people at a business plead with you to say something nice on yelp. "But that would require me to actually log in there!"

Michael White, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

SF is not the world

cutty, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

it's rapidly growing in NYC.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

SF is not the world

This cannot be stated often enough

Sparkle Motion, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

it's big in l.a.

omar little, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

I guess there are Yelps for other cities.

Anyway there are a lot of jerks on Yelp in SF.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

i've yelped, but find most of the people on there obnoxious.
just like the internet as a whole! and the real world!

mizzell, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

www.burritophile.com > www.yelp.com

The Macallan 18 Year, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

Yelp has been in Chicago for a while now, but it's only within the last few months that it routinely shows up among the top 5 Google results of any restaurant or retail establishment.

jaymc, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah every time I watch Check Please! Bay Area I am reminded of how many assholes there are. It makes me very glad I have a job where I don't deal with the general public.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

Who are these people who spend all their free time going to restaurants they have mediocre opinions of?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

Also I def think you can meet girls/cougars on yelp

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

I am really curious to see Bay Area version of Check Please! What is the host like?

jaymc, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

the yelp message boards are awful

omar little, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

"I am really curious to see Bay Area version of Check Please! What is the host like?"

Annoying. You can download free video Podcasts if you want.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

I find the nyc restaurant/bar reviews useful but you have to filter out all the people who give one-star write-ups to williamsburg bars and restaurants that just say "full of hipsters!!#%@$!"

even with all that type of junk there seems to be more "real people" honest reviews and less shills than on places like citysearch

dmr, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

n.b. I've never reviewed anything just read em

dmr, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

^

omar little, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

i love the obviously planted and/or spam reviews on freew1ll1amsburg

tehresa, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Almost all the reviews of restaurants here are submitted by travelling Californiaites!

nickalicious, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

Review of Target - San Leandro, CA by Angel M.

06/22/2007

I really love target but food avenue suck there is a girl her name is ashlee or some like that she had a really but costumer service i went today and i say can i have a large ice cream and she is like you want 1 or 2 scoops i say large she keep telling me 1 or 2 and i say the sing say large or small i dont know how many scoops the large had but i wana large. Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say let me have a large ice cream and a soda i never say 2 icecream and she is like no you order 2 she say that few time. but anyway this is not the frist time that she give us actitude but i love target anyway.

svend, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

fucking hipsters!!!

The Macallan 18 Year, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

food ave suck
Angel speaks the truth

mizzell, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

rolling teenpop consumer reports

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

holy illiteracy svendman

remy bean, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

dying

cutty, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

I was the first to review my local favorite mexican place and now its so crowded I can only go for breakfast.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say

dmr, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

Honey 1 BBQ is like the only legit north side barbecue spot and the reviews of it on yelp are infuriating

This place totally sucks. I have eatten BBQ Everywhere in this country and this is seriously as bad as Orlando FL suburb mall BBQ.

I went with a friend, who granted is a chef. We both ordered pulled-pork sandwiches. We were the only people in this entire place and it took at least 35 minutes to get our food. A child, seriously like 12 years old brought it out. Why is my pulled pork wrapped with fries on top in a piece of wax paper? Why is it about 5 inches wide? For that matter, why is it just cooked pork, with a squirt of BBQ sauce on top?

Gross.

These two TINY sandwiches and soda cost almost 25 bucks?!?

Do yourself a favor and walk seriously, 3 blocks down to Fat Willy's which is awesome. Or even head or to Calvin's a few blocks over on Armitage.

deej, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Because why not.

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Friday, 7 July 2017 16:19 (two years ago) link

i went to that post office today and it was satisfactory

assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 7 July 2017 18:28 (two years ago) link

They have rats and horrible service do not eat here !
I've been here 4 times and first time was nice second my food took forever and everything was sticky , third one of the employees dropped my bagel and tried to give it to me and 4 ( I was dragged in by my friend ) we seen a rat and complain to health department. I told the manager and he said they aren't rats ?????? THENWHATARETHOSE! Never again take your money else where

👁 (am0n), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:16 (two years ago) link

My experience has been a not to good , the food is over priced by twice the price , markets in the area such as eddies is more convenient. Also, I think I'm gonna cal the health department due to meat I purchase that was labeled meat and made me and my family very ill unfortunately , I which I had a better review but just looking out for everyone ! BEAWARE OF THE MEAT

👁 (am0n), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:17 (two years ago) link

TS: "?????? THENWHATARETHOSE!" vs. "! BEAWARE OF THE MEAT"

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 July 2017 02:31 (two years ago) link

two great death grips songs, can't pick

qualx, Monday, 17 July 2017 02:33 (two years ago) link

I think I'm gonna cal the health department due to meat I purchase that was labeled meat.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 17 July 2017 05:28 (two years ago) link

How dare u label your meat as meat >:|

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 17 July 2017 05:29 (two years ago) link

tbf it's usually labeled beef or lamb or w/e

mh, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:46 (two years ago) link

Servers were very nice, remind me of girl Annie Potts from Ghostbuster! So cute
Had french toast, so yummy.
Famous celebrity rapist Terry Richardson came in with very young woman. If celebrities eat here you know it must be good!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 04:39 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

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1.0 star rating 4/9/2017
"You're gonna have to speed it up"
Excuse me? Did you really just say that?
1. Yes I understand that there are a lot of customers, however, that does not give you the right to say that I need to hurry up.
2. The only reason I was "taking a long time" is because you had to tell me the freezes aren't frozen...no big deal, right? Wrong. Because what I wanted was not available, I had to pause to consider if I wanted anything else.
3. It's the busiest time right now, and you have one person working the register? Are you for reals?
4. I am a paying customer, who is very cordial and pleasant to talk to, and did not deserve to be told that I am "taking a long time."
5. Yes, I realize there are other customers, and I realize that it is busy, but that does not give anyone working in customer service the right to be rude and nasty. Honestly this isn't that big of a deal, but I kind of expect more from everyone working in any position of customer service. For all you know, I was about to buy a lot more food, but because you did not give me the time of day to express that, I was as unable to do that. Smh.

This is a review of a Taco Bell.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 25 August 2017 17:02 (two years ago) link

sometimes i think that website is an massive, long-term hoax intended as a vehicle for elaborate self-pWnage

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 August 2017 17:12 (two years ago) link

ultimate sign of how out of touch a person is = they think retail/food service workers give the tiniest shit about how much product is sold

qualx, Friday, 25 August 2017 22:20 (two years ago) link

the person on the register is definitely the person to complain to about how they are the only person on a register. for reals!

assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 25 August 2017 23:04 (two years ago) link

You swiped right. So did they. You propose meeting face-to-face at the magician. They agree. You exchange several messages before deciding on a day. The night-of arrives and neither of you have ghosted each other. You arrive during happy hour and order a $3 well drink . It's cash only, but there's an ATM just outside. Your date arrives 15 minutes late. You exchange an awkward hello. They ask what you do for a living. You feel dead inside. The small talk continues. You think about leaving, but it's only 7:45 and happy hour goes until 8pm. You order another round. Suddenly, you're both feeling tipsy. Your date tells you their father just died. The funeral's tomorrow. You don't know what to say. You walk away and never text them again.

ian, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:55 (two years ago) link

also this -
https://www.yelp.com/topic/los-angeles-people-that-yelp-are-scumbags

ian, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:56 (two years ago) link

lol

Doctor Casino, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:57 (two years ago) link

i'm going to yelp this thread

― cutty, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 11:39 AM (nine years ago)

mmmhmmm

assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 1 September 2017 10:48 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

Big fan of Derek T: https://m.yelp.com/user_details?userid=BbOCpFs01lxTeFinGI8hUw

4.0 star rating
why would you come to this lovely taco cafe to fight with yr gnarly family????

i just dont get it when you could STFU and slam some tacos and drink free water that had exactly 1 slice of lime in the big jug... the tacos were great i ate 2: a fish taco and a shrimp taco. could rly taste the emotion of the ocean... theres plenty of fish in the sea but there WONT be after i eat them all in taco format :P

but mostly what went down was that literally 5 different gross and depressing families came here and argued about i guess nothing? about who could annoy me more??? at one point a guy said "why are you arguing i knew you would argue!" to his horrible mother and terrible sis....

if you KNEW they would argue why did you bring them to a taco restaraunt!? arent you embarassed???! this isnt a fucking greyhound bus

dont hang out with ur family if u hate them! they prolly hate u too...
home is where the heart is, duckies...

-thats the word and thanx for readin!-

-derRrek

JoeStork, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:54 (one year ago) link

“Exactly 1 slice of lime” great detail, A+

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 8 March 2018 02:03 (one year ago) link

love a good taco restaurant

the poster's anxiety at the suggested ban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 March 2018 04:06 (one year ago) link

pages of derek t goodness. his review of my old safeway is lol

alomar lines, Thursday, 8 March 2018 06:26 (one year ago) link

could rly taste the emotion of the ocean... theres plenty of fish in the sea but there WONT be after i eat them all in taco format :P

o captain my captain

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Thursday, 8 March 2018 11:28 (one year ago) link

derek stopped posting reviews in 2013, hope he's ok

mh, Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:42 (one year ago) link

he's ok. wish I could say the same for his computer. he installed Odell Lake and reformatted his hard drive to taco.

the poster's anxiety at the suggested ban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:35 (one year ago) link

first ilx mention of Odell Lake?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:10 (one year ago) link

ilx is Odell Lake:
you are a Doctor Casino
you see a random googler ahead

the poster's anxiety at the suggested ban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:00 (one year ago) link

hooked by an angler, every time

Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 March 2018 12:29 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Liked this review of a local Asian market. Was originally structuring this post around a review that mentioned a sketchy exterior, a fishy smell, and products in a foreign language (shocker!), but then read the review above and wanted to recognize an anti-scumbag. Informative, pleasant, well-written, and thorough.

Unlike a lot of things, personally, the 1 in 10 Yelpers who write a decent review successfully offset the other 9 who fixate on some personal slight or bias.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:43 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

jesus, ross pic.twitter.com/8kBEArVH1r

— Ingrid Ghostby (@ingridostby) October 25, 2018

the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:29 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

food bloggers insides must look like raqqa

single bed mentality (||||||||), Sunday, 18 November 2018 11:30 (ten months ago) link

four months pass...

Tikis On The Ave, 210 S Wenatchee Ave, Wenatchee, WA 98801

This place is unfriendly and fosters an unsafe environment. My husband went into the restroom only to notice several men snorting cocaine.

alomar lines, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 04:32 (five months ago) link

Ma’am.

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 05:24 (five months ago) link

...and they would not give him any
ZERO STARS

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 05:44 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

Stopped by this restaurant yesterday when I was in BK. I tried to get in a few years back but it was crowded, late and I didn't have a reservation so I thought I would try again.
It was packed again; which is good sign that the food and drinks are still good.
But I'm sorry to say...I didn't get to try it.
We waited at the hostess stand for about 5 mins. The hostess only came in our direction when a gentleman come up behind us. Not sure if he worked there or not. But he walked passed us.
He then turned and said she is seating you.
Instead of the hostess using her big girl words like, "hello, right this way, Table for 2" she waved her hand in a gesture to follow her. Which I found to be very rude and uninviting. There were two tables in the front, one in the window the other near the bar. Instead she wanted to place us in the back in a crowded area squeezed in between to couples.
I asked the gentleman for another table, like perhaps the one in the window, he relayed the message to her. She looked confused and annoyed that I was asking if the other table was available. Mind you in directly in front of her.
If getting a table was going to be this bad I didn't want to see what else was in store.
We left...

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:40 (three months ago) link

opening your own restaurant inside of an operating burger king is a bit rude

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 June 2019 20:43 (three months ago) link

instant classic

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 June 2019 22:28 (three months ago) link

i was very pleased a couple weeks ago to read like every yelp review to a very expensive and famous restaurant in my neighborhood. multiple people complained that they saw cockroaches or mice in the dining room. lol.

forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 7 June 2019 00:55 (three months ago) link

Instead of the hostess using her big girl words like, "hello, right this way, Table for 2

anyone who talks/writes/thinks this way should be forced to work in a restaurant for no less than nine months

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:20 (three months ago) link

Stopped by this restaurant yesterday when I was in BK. I tried to get in a few years back but it was crowded, late and I didn't have a reservation so I thought I would try again.
It was packed again; which is good sign that the food and drinks are still good.
But I'm sorry to say...I didn't get to try it.
My OS and I waited at the hostess stand for about 5 mins. The hostess only came in our direction when a gentleman come up behind us. Not sure if he worked there or not. But he walked passed us.
He then turned and said she is seating you.
Instead of the hostess using her big girl words like, "hello, right this way, Table for 2" she waved her hand in a gesture to follow her. Which I found to be very rude and uninviting. There were two tables in the front, one in the window the other near the bar. Instead she wanted to place my OS and I in the back in a crowded area squeezed in between to couples.
I asked the gentleman for another table, like perhaps the one in the window, he relayed the message to her. She looked confused and annoyed that I was asking if the other table was available. Mind you in directly in front of her.
If getting a table was going to be this bad I didn't want to see what else was in store.
My OS and I left...

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:38 (three months ago) link

Machines should also do waiter work imo! it will embiggen their silicon souls.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:42 (three months ago) link

every ai must spend a virtual human lifetime working at a simulated dairy queen next to a simulated used car lot

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:45 (three months ago) link

i worked at a dairy queen in my high school years (next to a used car lot!); there's no need to be that inhumane.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:48 (three months ago) link

one of my coworkers was a frazzled nam vet with one arm and he would have me help him peel the american cheese slices out of their plastic sheaths and then we would stack them into star-shaped towers.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:50 (three months ago) link

we are the same person, i think

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:54 (three months ago) link

common rite of puberty in north america iirc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 June 2019 21:01 (three months ago) link

The soup was too spicy, the chairs are uncomfortable and tables are narrow. But the cranberry margarita was very yummy

alomar lines, Saturday, 8 June 2019 18:42 (three months ago) link

Feel good read if you don't like Yelp:

https://thehustle.co/botto-bistro-1-star-yelp/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:15 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

What the fuck is with this person's system, where two stars appears to be terrible and three stars amazing?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/XBpFK5zuSepYnpgd6

S-, Saturday, 13 July 2019 12:11 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

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