Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

Also, this recent effort aims to create a youth rebellion in Thailand, where they really, really really love their monarchs.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/rebelyouth.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

So you were the guy. Nice work!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

Ned, it was someone else's work, originally, I think I just added on a few frames at the end. I can't find the original thread to confirm. But thanks. :)

C'mon, no one will give me some source material? I'm in the mood to drunkenly animate, and I have at least 15 minutes. The time is ripe!

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

HI DERE, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

am i going to have to post woll smoth and scarlott johonsonn in here

The Brainwasher, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://i31.tinypic.com/28bfout.jpg

The Brainwasher, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://i30.tinypic.com/29901u.jpg

The Brainwasher, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

great job!

W4LTER, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'm working on yours, W4173R.

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/nikekid.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

:])

W4LTER, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

these are fantastic

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

You are too handsome a dude to be wearing such an indie sweater, Hurting.

libcrypt, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

aw

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

that sweater is a great conversation piece though

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'll change that sweater into something sexier. More "south beach"

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/hurting.gif

The ladies will love this one, trust me

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

why did u ignore my pics.

do you not like me or something.

The Brainwasher, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

excellent

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

W4LTER, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

They're already photoshopped!

Plus, I want pictures of YOU. To add to my collection. of pictures. erm

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/COOG.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

john that is fucking amazing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/dreamzcoog.gif

no idea

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/coaster.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

that one is great

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

dreamz

chaki, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/chaki.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

wtf @ jimmy eat world

chaki, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

they've got a few hits!

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

they had a cool video

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

hmmmf i dont like mine.

chaki, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wU3KBI5qyEY&feature=related
pretty good song too, actually

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

Damn, I was about to go to bed. Now I can't live.

Back to work.

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

aw chaki butthurt

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

i predict Jimmy Eat World would have sold 20% more records if the lead singer had lost that stupid haircut

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

I just spent 15 minutes working on another, thought I saved it, tried to upload it to photobucket but it wasn't here, deleted the original, and now my girlfriend is yelling at me for making photoshop animations instead of being a real man.

It made your head blow up like a balloon and said toast-er-strud-el

I'm sorry.

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

ts real man vs hardman

gr8080, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

so...if you do shrooms, the girl yr with will turn into luke perry?.

Creeztophair, Friday, 14 March 2008 07:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

i predict Jimmy Eat World would have sold 20% more records if the lead singer had lost that stupid haircut made that chaki.gif the album cover

-- Hurting 2, Friday, March 14, 2008 6:33 AM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 07:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/kahvi.jpg

Tuomas, Friday, 14 March 2008 08:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

tuomas i want to ask if you're wearing anything under that sportcoat but i'm not sure i want to know the answer

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 08:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

This is great stuff ZS! <3 Love the new website. It's very "artiste-y" ;) It indeed feels 'in control' to me: more a personal curation of your work than a bloggy, tumbler-y pile on.

Would've so been at yr exhibition if I could.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 April 2018 06:37 (six months ago) Permalink

aw, thanks LBI! i'm going to try to do a decent job of documenting this on<e so i'll post a video in a few weeks. if the whole thing comes together in time, that is. it's coming down to the wire and i have left a ridiculous number of things undecided, and materials as of yet unpurchased. but glad to knock out the 'put up a new website' item because i needed to do it and it was distracting me.

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 April 2018 06:48 (six months ago) Permalink

can you please shop this picture of neil degrasse tyson

http://i.imgur.com/Ig3yTHh.jpg

so that he is holding this shirt

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/020/926/BORN_TO_DIE.jpg

the late great, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 22:37 (six months ago) Permalink

here ya go

https://i.imgur.com/FnbBz2W.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 22:55 (six months ago) Permalink

hahahahahahahaha

ty

the late great, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 23:11 (six months ago) Permalink

lmao

Fetchboy, Monday, 23 April 2018 20:14 (five months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/6KZTmPr.gif

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 19:01 (four months ago) Permalink

:D :D :D

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 19:08 (four months ago) Permalink

beats me

https://i.imgur.com/Uhzjpl2.jpg

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:43 (four months ago) Permalink

nighttime in the usa

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:56 (four months ago) Permalink

I need the labels on https://www.wmata.com/schedules/maps/upload/2017-System-Map.pdf replaced with names from Key & Peele's East/West bowl

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:50 (four months ago) Permalink

fyi, looks like WMATA map font is helvetica neue

https://i.imgur.com/TT82XMG.jpg

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 June 2018 05:40 (four months ago) Permalink

(view in new tab for full version)

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 June 2018 05:41 (four months ago) Permalink

god

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 11 June 2018 16:25 (four months ago) Permalink

Glorious.

DJI, Monday, 11 June 2018 17:16 (four months ago) Permalink

thanks! i replaced my old stop with "eeeeee eeeeeeeee", seemed fitting. there were 32 names in Key and Peele's sketch; turns out there are way more dc metro stops than that. i thought about making up my own fake names to fill in the rest, but for once i managed to stop myself from doing a bad thing.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 June 2018 17:34 (four months ago) Permalink

wait wait wait did you forget the East West Bowl 2013? I see no Goolius Boozler, Fudge or Blyrone Blashington.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 01:02 (four months ago) Permalink

I really appreciate that you also changed the line termini at the top btw

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 01:04 (four months ago) Permalink

was wondering if someone would catch that, heh

i admit that i didn't realize there was more than one year of east/west bowl, so i just grabbed the names from here: https://alvinalexander.com/funny/key-peele-east-west-college-bowl-names-list

i should have went with this instead, which has the names from all three years: https://gist.github.com/JamesChevalier/7900a468a5038f7d0dc8

Faux Doadles, University of Oregon

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 01:57 (four months ago) Permalink

the super bowl special (the third one) only sort of counts imo

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 02:13 (four months ago) Permalink

it's up to you to print these out on glossy photo paper and clandestinely distribute these throughout the DC Metro system

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 02:17 (four months ago) Permalink

mods please deindex this thread karl is openly discussing master plans

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 02:40 (four months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

An attempt of my own

Trying to make some nightmare fuel using that horrifying helmet that was given to Henry VIII: pic.twitter.com/XimPVkKhmW

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) July 18, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 05:56 (three months ago) Permalink

helmet is horrifying wo

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 13:26 (three months ago) Permalink

that's really cool james! what did you use to make it?

beware: when you post GIFs on twitter, it converts them to a video format and then introduces a laggy pause before each repetition of the frames, thus destroying the smooth quality that GIFs are supposed to have. twitter pretends to be a supporter of GIFs, but it's a cruel façade!

i usually upload images to imgur, which has an absolutely awful community (they're corporately bonded with Reddit, now), but at least they let you just upload GIFs without changing them to a different file format. here's what your GIF looks like there (i assumed that each frame (6 frames, each .1 seconds, I'm guessing?):

https://i.imgur.com/EmW8x8x.gif

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 15:51 (three months ago) Permalink

Thanks for that! I wondered what had happened to slow it down.
I altered the original image using Deepart, with a picture of static rotated four different ways as the style images to use.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:27 (two months ago) Permalink

there is perhaps a better thread for asking this question, but I'm looking for a simple free/cheap application to superimpose text on images (to create album covers), preferably something I can learn to work with by watching a 30 min tutorial - any recommendations? (so far using Word and MS Paint, works OK but thinking I can do better...)

niels, Friday, 27 July 2018 07:27 (two months ago) Permalink

GIMP is the standard free photoshop recommendation - it's a photoshop clone, and it looks like it has plenty of tutorials as well!

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 July 2018 15:26 (two months ago) Permalink

NO

mh, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:11 (two months ago) Permalink

what platform are you looking for this on, niels? windows?

mh, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:11 (two months ago) Permalink

yes was looking for a Windows solution

I downloaded gimp a few years back but never got into it, might give it another try

niels, Saturday, 28 July 2018 09:34 (two months ago) Permalink

Paint.Net is a free app that’s like a more fleshed out Paint, decent starting point

gimp has always been oversold and undercooked imo

mh, Saturday, 28 July 2018 14:19 (two months ago) Permalink

i spent the last two days laboring over a video of morphing giuliani faces singing a personalized birthday song for my friend's 37th birthday

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 July 2018 07:03 (two months ago) Permalink

holy shit there are 3036 messages in this thread. i'm sorry

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 July 2018 07:04 (two months ago) Permalink

thanks mh will check it out!

niels, Sunday, 29 July 2018 12:34 (two months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/rdPbuLO.gif

Rudy Giuliani made this personalized looping birthday message for a good friend of mine. So kind of him to take time out of his busy schedule!! pic.twitter.com/CEEG5MasR0

— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) July 31, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/Xc9DNUn.jpg

Karl Malone, Saturday, 11 August 2018 01:42 (two months ago) Permalink

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2018 01:54 (two months ago) Permalink

im screaming at rudy's eyes following the message

challops trap house (Will M.), Saturday, 11 August 2018 17:59 (two months ago) Permalink

it was a fun one to make. if i get into art school i want to make kind of a longer form thing using morphs like that! but not using rudy giuliani

Karl Malone, Saturday, 11 August 2018 18:14 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

One I made from old anatomical illustrations:

GIF made from old anatomical illustrations: pic.twitter.com/TtPDrtdYRg

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) August 29, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 05:15 (one month ago) Permalink

nice! and slightly disturbing! anatomy illustrations are a gold mine

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 15:39 (one month ago) Permalink

uh, conferencecall.biz has sort of gotten revived recently. right now there are over 100 people on there, and it hasn't been like that since early 2014. usually there are maybe 1-4 visitors, tops.

i guess most of it is coming from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17850902

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 00:27 (one month ago) Permalink

it's kind of terrible timing because my fledgling new homepage totally sucks, and i was starting to work on revamping the entire thing. wish it was in better shape!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 00:29 (one month ago) Permalink

hadn't seen that it's hella cool

niels, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:22 (one month ago) Permalink

thanks! about 1/3 to 1/2 of the voices that you hear are ILXors, so that's fun too. also ILX helped me brainstorm the whole thing (77 thread link redacted), and ilxor allen/etaeoe basically revamped the entire code to make it work much, much better.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:31 (one month ago) Permalink

oh fuck, that's a link to a 77 thread, sorry. i'll ask the mods to remove that shortly.

(I asked that the thread be moved to 77 back in the day because i had a freakout about the government (my employer at the time) finding out)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:32 (one month ago) Permalink

very good stuff, all too real

niels, Friday, 31 August 2018 10:20 (one month ago) Permalink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She%27s_Having_a_Baby

but it has to be trump and huckabee and say "She's having a nervous breakdown"

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 31 August 2018 13:52 (one month ago) Permalink

sorry latham green, i did not come through on that one

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 22:14 (one month ago) Permalink

i made this for the elon musk thread

https://i.imgur.com/GaOhhwm.gif

i actually like this more than anything i've made in a year or two but it involves a bear penis so it's going nowhere

https://i.imgur.com/uWb784x.jpg

but it would be fun to make a beach towel out of it

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 22:17 (one month ago) Permalink


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