Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

Also, this recent effort aims to create a youth rebellion in Thailand, where they really, really really love their monarchs.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/rebelyouth.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

So you were the guy. Nice work!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

Ned, it was someone else's work, originally, I think I just added on a few frames at the end. I can't find the original thread to confirm. But thanks. :)

C'mon, no one will give me some source material? I'm in the mood to drunkenly animate, and I have at least 15 minutes. The time is ripe!

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

HI DERE, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

am i going to have to post woll smoth and scarlott johonsonn in here

The Brainwasher, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://i31.tinypic.com/28bfout.jpg

The Brainwasher, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://i30.tinypic.com/29901u.jpg

The Brainwasher, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/musicalbutts.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

great job!

W4LTER, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

I'm working on yours, W4173R.

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/nikekid.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

:])

W4LTER, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

these are fantastic

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2417/2217368469_bfc73a191a.jpg?v=0

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

You are too handsome a dude to be wearing such an indie sweater, Hurting.

libcrypt, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

aw

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

that sweater is a great conversation piece though

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

I'll change that sweater into something sexier. More "south beach"

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/hurting.gif

The ladies will love this one, trust me

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

why did u ignore my pics.

do you not like me or something.

The Brainwasher, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

excellent

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha

W4LTER, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

They're already photoshopped!

Plus, I want pictures of YOU. To add to my collection. of pictures. erm

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/COOG.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1154/1320747357_40ac68c8bf_b.jpg

John Justen, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/1231321.jpg

W4LTER, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

john that is fucking amazing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/dreamzcoog.gif

no idea

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/coaster.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:04 (twelve years ago) link

that one is great

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:09 (twelve years ago) link

dreamz

chaki, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/chaki.gif

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:20 (twelve years ago) link

wtf @ jimmy eat world

chaki, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:20 (twelve years ago) link

they've got a few hits!

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:22 (twelve years ago) link

they had a cool video

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

hmmmf i dont like mine.

chaki, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wU3KBI5qyEY&feature=related
pretty good song too, actually

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

Damn, I was about to go to bed. Now I can't live.

Back to work.

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

aw chaki butthurt

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:30 (twelve years ago) link

i predict Jimmy Eat World would have sold 20% more records if the lead singer had lost that stupid haircut

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

I just spent 15 minutes working on another, thought I saved it, tried to upload it to photobucket but it wasn't here, deleted the original, and now my girlfriend is yelling at me for making photoshop animations instead of being a real man.

It made your head blow up like a balloon and said toast-er-strud-el

I'm sorry.

Z S, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

ts real man vs hardman

gr8080, Friday, 14 March 2008 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

so...if you do shrooms, the girl yr with will turn into luke perry?.

Creeztophair, Friday, 14 March 2008 07:10 (twelve years ago) link

i predict Jimmy Eat World would have sold 20% more records if the lead singer had lost that stupid haircut made that chaki.gif the album cover

-- Hurting 2, Friday, March 14, 2008 6:33 AM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 07:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/kahvi.jpg

Tuomas, Friday, 14 March 2008 08:33 (twelve years ago) link

tuomas i want to ask if you're wearing anything under that sportcoat but i'm not sure i want to know the answer

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

i like this more than most of what i've made in the last year or so. gif wize

i'm depressed yall

i'm pumped as fuck too

all hitting at once

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 06:55 (five months ago) link

boing
boing

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 06:59 (five months ago) link

oh shit, i forgot to do the step that would make it look good

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 07:00 (five months ago) link

eh, this wasn't it but whatever

https://i.imgur.com/2FV5uTa.gif

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 07:04 (five months ago) link

have you thought about making a 100-gif magnum opus where each gif is its own individual animation, but when placed in a specific order on a 10 x 10 grid so that they form a mega-gif?

― Philip Nunez, Monday, November 1, 2010 7:21 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I have! Not 100 (10x10) gifs, exactly, but I've wanted to do a really big one with dozens of different pieces that fit together. The problem has just been hosting. Tumblr can't handle animated images wider than 500 pixels, let alone a megasaur gif combo. And my old barrylutz space wouldn't accommodate it well, either. And of course on ILX it wouldn't work (I think on some stylesheets it might look ok but I'm not sure, and in any case most people wouldn't be using the correct stylesheet and it would look different on everyone's monitors, etc)

― Z S, Monday, November 1, 2010 7:34 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

hm.. how's about the next 9 requests you get, try to configure it so that you can put them into a 3x3 brady-bunch style one?
you could do it as a table like:

<table>
<tr><td>1.gif</td><td>2.gif</td><td>3.gif</td></tr>
<tr><td>4.gif</td><td>5.gif</td><td>6.gif</td></tr>
<tr><td>7.gif</td><td>8.gif</td><td>9.gif</td></tr>
</table>

with the img src etc...
i guess that would mean each gif would have to have the same proportions and same number of frames.
haha sorry this would probably be much more work than fun.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, November 1, 2010 7:42 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

i never did this! fuck!

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 07:17 (five months ago) link

finalboing.gif

https://i.imgur.com/iRnKlgd.gif

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 07:25 (five months ago) link

boing

all cats are beautiful (silby), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:21 (five months ago) link

putting the triangle in subtriangle

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:22 (five months ago) link

boing

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 18:27 (five months ago) link

boing

budo jeru, Monday, 8 June 2020 18:34 (five months ago) link

man, now i'm reminded of fucking boingboing. my day is ruined

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 18:35 (five months ago) link

... boing

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 18:35 (five months ago) link

warning: the images in this thread are 993MB. god knows (OUR GOD IS A MIGHT GOD!) what it would be if all the old tinypic and photobucket images still worked. so warning: do not load the complete thread. i should probably post this every 40 posts or so, right?

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 18:54 (five months ago) link

super cool km

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:01 (five months ago) link

hey, can i throw out another idea that involves asking people (non-ilxors too) to donate money to an org?

in this case it would be the National Lawyers Guild (https://www.nlg.org/donate/). they are amazing and have been helping not just protesters with their legal issues, but also the immigrant community, people of color, LGBTQ+, etc. we've been working with several of NLG's staff recently and they are all really inspiring people.

the problem that no one even knew existed: when i ragequit my tumblr and instagram because my dad's a racist, a few years ago, i lost a lot of "followers" that i used to have back in the day. i thought i'd eventually get them back, but i underestimated how much i lack the enthusiasm to "get myself out there" upon my stabilization from or inside of *tim rogers voiceover* DEPRESSION. why am i typing this?

the solution you thought i'd never get to: what if i bundled together all of my tumblr-era images (just downloaded them all in bulk) i could put the whole thing on a thumb drive and package it in some new cheap-ass container and send it to people in return for donating money to a NLG fundraiser page (either one that already exists, or one i set up)? i'm not sure what the price would be, but i would probably set it at name your price, minimum of my supply costs (5GB thumbdrives bought in bulk and a cheap diy case for it, cheap as possible) + shipping, so probably like $15 or $20 minimum? and probably a lot of people would pay more?

i don't think too many of the teen goths who used to follow me on tumblr are following me on twitter or instagram these days. but there might be enough to sell at least 20 or 30 of these packages, on the low end. and then on the other end, maybe some nice will respond to my PR exertions and give me a write-up, and a lot of other people will buy it too. am i just high again? what do you all think?

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 19:20 (five months ago) link

oh god, i just thought of copyright. i've never had a problem because "i am an artist" and i'm not making any money. the only people making money are the corporations that own the platforms and image hosting services, and no one is coming after them, lol.

but if i do sell these as a charitable fundraiser, they can't go after me either, right? although these days i usually make most of the source elements myself, during the tumblr days i frequently copied and pasted from aaaalll sorts of shit

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 19:22 (five months ago) link

actually, it wouldn't be a charitable donation. from nlg's website:

Gifts to the National Lawyers Guild are not tax deductible for federal income tax purposes as charitable contributions. If you would like to make a tax-deductible contribution to support the National Lawyers Guild, please donate to the National Lawyers Guild Foundation by clicking on this link.

shit, am i going to jail now? this thread has just gotten worse and worse

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:27 (five months ago) link

boing

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 8 June 2020 19:47 (five months ago) link

Didn't BoingBoing once rip you off w/ a gif and steal it or something? (it's in this thread somewhere but I'm forewarned and will not load all 993mb of it)

Because - boing - this is what - boing - revenge should - boing - be like!

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 8 June 2020 19:49 (five months ago) link

i have made a new boing post, and i hope you all go there and reply "boing"

Hi everyone. This is a GIF titled boingboing.gif. For every reply that says simply "boing", I will donate $1 to the amazing National Lawyers Guild, which works to defend #BLM protesters, immigrants, people of color, LGBTQ+ persons ,and others. (Cap $1K, I'm not rich). Please RT pic.twitter.com/eH5Oma6SBM

— Z_S (@weinventyou) June 8, 2020

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:50 (five months ago) link

(this is the part of the fundraiser that covers the amount of money i can donate)

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:51 (five months ago) link

Didn't BoingBoing once rip you off w/ a gif and steal it or something?

they did it multiple times! and each time, all i asked for was that they'd put my name under it, and each time they profusely apologized **and then removed the image**

then a few months later, there it is again. it was one of the trump ones.

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:58 (five months ago) link

y'all please boing me here.

not to get into depressing stuff, but i don't know which way is up or down any more. i don't know what i'm doing. i've tried to succeed in art, i've fallen down the stairs, i have stumbled around in depression for years, i've gotten back up again, i have turned into a chumbawumba song, i've tried to give my stuff away for fre, now i'm asking people to make me donate $1 to one of the best organizations i've ever worked with by replying "boing" on a fucking tweet

xp THANKS for your boing LBI! <3

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:00 (five months ago) link

I thought I'd remembered that correctly. Those bastids.

You are a prince for doing the donating thing <3

Whoa you saw it before I tweeted it basically! :-D

xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:00 (five months ago) link

i guess the nice part is that even if this is yet another failed effort, i will just say "FUCKING TYPE BOING ONE TIME AND I'LL DONATE THE OTHER $990 FOR CRISSAKE"

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:03 (five months ago) link

sorry to lol at my own pun, but the golden girls part of it came to me at the very end and i think i'm going to add it to every reply now

+$1
($7 total)

thank YOU for boinging, my friend <3

— Z_S (@weinventyou) June 8, 2020

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:08 (five months ago) link

thank you all. it's taking off now i think. :)

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:18 (five months ago) link

thanks to a very generous donation from an ilxor, the matched donations beyond my own are up to $900+ now!

and thanks to another generous donation from ANOTHER ilxor, my own personal spending cap is now bumped up from $1000 to $1100. on the off chance that elon musk wants to match whatever i donate, this will be a big help, so if anyone wants to add to that, let me know!

I didn't contact National Lawyers Guild or anything, so they're probably a little freaked out about me if they see this on twitter or instagram. sorry, i mean well NLG (they read this, right)?

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 01:42 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

hi KM, do you have any spare time these days for freelance design stuff ? either charitable efforts or for $ ? i've got a small, relatively simple idea that i don't exactly know how to execute and was wondering if you'd at least hear me out and see if it's feasible, or maybe point me in the right direction. think you have my email, otherwise ILX mail is cool, thanks and sorry if this is an intrusion

budo jeru, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 23:41 (four months ago) link

hey budo, no problem at all! i'll send you an email later tonight.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:33 (four months ago) link

One I did:

pic.twitter.com/hZmsaZsfQB

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) July 11, 2020

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 11 July 2020 04:00 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

https://carver.aanandprasad.com/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:51 (three months ago) link

https://imgur.com/a/KkI87yu

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:52 (three months ago) link

hey does this work?
http://i.imgur.com/XMP1E8O.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:52 (three months ago) link

nope.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:52 (three months ago) link

heres's another one!

https://i.imgur.com/VYzR4j8.gif

imgur provides share links as soon as you upload (hover over and go to the three dots, then "Get Share Links", then grab the BBCode link), but if you don't copy the link then, it becomes even more difficult to find afterward

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:56 (three months ago) link

fun for the whole family!

https://i.imgur.com/J5OYzWa.gif

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:58 (three months ago) link

neat

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 20:07 (three months ago) link

itt karl malone morphs into mark e smith and back again

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 20:15 (three months ago) link

it's true, i have been drinking waaaaaay too much recently

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 20:25 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/oLQpyuK.gif

privyet

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 03:03 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

ayo Karl Malone can I get a gif of trump reversing back up the escalator and into the mouth of hell?

rob, Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:50 (three weeks ago) link

hey rob! i was having a crazy one last saturday when you wrote that (working on a website which i'll talk too much about it in a few days, apologies in advance). i think i have an old one that will do the trick

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 November 2020 03:05 (one week ago) link

i got really into virtual running videos earlier today and got carried away

I'm proud to announce the release of the latest video in my award winning ~Experience~ series: Virtual Trail Run HD! Consider upgrading to 5K for the full Experience, if you haven't already, smash that follow button, and let's have some fun out there!! pic.twitter.com/ml50jqgimN

— Z_tbd (@weinventyou) November 19, 2020

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 November 2020 03:07 (one week ago) link

honestly, i think that running monster video above is the best thing i've ever made.

but the second or fourth best thing i've ever made is being featured today as part of the Exhibitionisms.club Virtual Opening today:

http://thegameoflife.website/

it was also supposed to be at the Tiger Strikes Asteroid and Space & Time galleries here in Chicago, but COVID-19 just squashed that idea. no big deal, because websites irl places are always kind of a strange experience in first place. it's home is the browser, so as long as it's safe there we're good to go.

for once i'm going to shut my trapper about this one and not try to pre-emptively overexplain it, but i hope that you'll give it a few minutes. it is the first large-scale "project" i've completed in nearly 4 years. it has been a really hard time, but i have crawled my way back and am doing better now than i have in a long time. this website is more personal than most things i share and making it has meant a lot to me. if you like it or just want to support things i'm doing, please share it with your weirdo pals

I'm so excited to finally share The Game of Life! It's being featured today as part of the https://t.co/ptUP45eU5S Virtual Opening "B", running today from 4-7pm, as well as at Tiger Strikes Asteroid and Space & Time in Chicago, and its permanent home is https://t.co/8JXa7js46x

— Z_tbd (@weinventyou) November 21, 2020

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 November 2020 22:32 (one week ago) link

I just saw this on twitter but might as well say here, too - I only dipped in for a bit over a day but I really like the vibe. I don't know if I'm meant to be reading it as generating a poem but I definitely did.

emil.y, Saturday, 21 November 2020 22:37 (one week ago) link

thank you emil.y! i think i said that on twitter to you last week, too, but just in case i didn't, <3, thank you for taking the time to check it out. i keep meaning to improve the "performance" of it, but it's been a really wild irl week, stressful and really good too. i am just tangential to something that involves that really helping people. but it feels like the opposite magnetic/zoroastrian force to 2020, and the crappy loading times of my dumb website just don't matter much right now.

at the same time, i just did a new painting that was a ripoff of egon schiele's last painting, and it came out pretty well. a friend of mine bought it for $100! it was 18x24" so i spent the whole night painting it. i got really cocky and tried a 5x5" the next day and made the worst fucking thing with colors that has ever existed! good times! the world is extremely depressing but it's heartening to know that there are always new things to work on

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 November 2020 07:46 (twenty-seven seconds ago) link


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