The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

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oh I hope he posts the transcript of his conversation with the police

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 15:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

Dan, based on the success of Fallout Obama, can you do Obama(or David Tennant or even The New Guy) sticking his head out of the Tardis to have a look around?

(extra points if you can have Obama meeting Jon Pertwee)

kingfish, Saturday, 14 February 2009 09:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

Maybe Obama and Penelope inspiring Daleks to live peaceful and productive lives, with a Tardis in the background.

Or entering the Tardis and exiting the Phantom Toolbooth.

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was looking for the picture of prince riding a unicorn naked but found this instead:

abanana, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

There’s a reason I became disgusted by ‘my own side’ and bailed on my Christian/Conservative apologetic-it was because of asshats such as yourself who scream ‘liberty’ but strive to create less freedom in this country instead of more; it caused me to question who I was fighting for. You guys lost me big time. Yes, I paint and draw mouse porn, not to ‘push back the boundaries of what is acceptable in society’ but because it amuses the hell out of me. If you don’t like it, suck on it.

(DL, from the page Dan linked above.)

slacki (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 February 2009 18:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'd like to reiterate my support for "mouse porn", Dan, and keep up the good work!

slacki (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 February 2009 18:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

I've only just taken a good look at the wall street one and it is fabulous. I hop when Obama is setting up his presidential library he engages Mr Lacey to do the frescos.

Ed, Sunday, 15 February 2009 19:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Allow me to celebrate the one year anniversary of this thread by previewing an oil painting of a man having sex with a mouse.


Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

Don't get it...?

I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)

Dan Lacey, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

Truly a picture worthy of a dream.

----> (libcrypt), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:41 (eight years ago) Permalink


Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

Hmm, not bad.

The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.

kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 09:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

that's Pio of Pietrelcina

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

its true

kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker


Dan Lacey, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink


We are all from Northampton now (caek), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol at pink dolphin ref.

i got 51 sbs on my profile (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

Gawker contest-
Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!

Dan Lacey, Friday, 6 March 2009 21:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

I want the Socks painting.

Event Horizon (Nicole), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.

Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW

Brand New Day, original art NSFW

The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 March 2009 07:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi


Why don't we liaise
My nets will part
Revealing a window that's only for you

Why can't we relax
Don't mind the mess dear
I toyed with Obama for something to do ( toy... a terrible joke!)

Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)
I carry
The weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)

Expectations, frustrations
No conference, no glory
Just dark rooms and juices
Resentment and stories

Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)
It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)

Why don't you confess
I hear repentance
Arouses, asphyxiation for the soul

Why do I digress
My work's not over
Til green faces smile from beneath soiled springs

Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)
To dispose of as I like
True no treaty abides
For that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)
But you know battlegrounds
Lie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )

Dan Lacey, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 13:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:06 (eight years ago) Permalink


If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

your client list must be a thing to behold dan.

Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!
Interviewed, even:

Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

I saw that - congrats!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.

CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.

I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 04:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-

The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 19:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

Are you gonna have to tone it down?

nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

congrats dan!

Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?

my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

i actually like him

Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (eight years ago) Permalink


my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

I like outsider art, and while Dan isn't really an outsider artist, his stuff has the flavor of that stuff. Plus, he's demented in a very original and fun way.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

A painting of Jesus and Michael Jackson, still in progress-

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

when will we see an MJ tribute

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Comedy Central

They commissioned a painting for this Thursday's Tosh.0.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

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