The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

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― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 19:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

so great

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha there's a baby in there

― robertwolf8080, Saturday, 16 February 2008 23:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

Still deciphering G-D CRACK.

― libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

lolwtf @ dr. aborto's phallus of doom

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

WHORES, ALL OF THEM BABY-MURDERING WHORES

SAVE US JEEBUS, SAVE US FROM THE WHORES

― Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

The notion of a machine that runs on souls is kinda classic, really.

The container is kinda like the tubes you send yr money in to the drive-up window at the bank. Can you imagine a drive-up abortion clinic, where the fetuses are sent in like @ the bank? The concept has promise, gentlemen.

― libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

OH I SEE IT IS AN ANGEL BABYS HOW CLEVAR xpost

― John Justen, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

the still-classic comment I read once went along the lines of "If God ensouls every fertilized egg, then Heaven is full of human caviar."

― kingfish, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

gross

― gr8080, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

dan i encourage you to check out the work of twin cities filmmaker Jon Springer, if you haven't already. he makes gruesome horror films with a strong catholic, pro-life & anti-homo sensibility. you can check his stuff out at cricketfims dot com.

― gff, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― binge, Sunday, 17 February 2008 03:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

i may not understand what the hell you are doing, but I'll defend to the death my right to not understand what the hell you are doing.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

ugh this thread sucks d00ds

i think its cool dude wants to participate in the forum or whatever but giving him a thread to jack off onto seems unnecessary

― deej, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

my bad 4 crossing u 'll whyteout conditionz deej. i'm psycho 2 wrong some damn times. respect t' u + yr word

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

damn hardhead fued out a salty mouth

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

deeej - what we need is a thread for you to bitch about thsi thread on - that will solve evertyhoing

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

OT, but that Baghdad shot looks like it's from the Michael Bay version of Jason and the Argonauts.

― Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

I think Lacey needs to do an anti-condom character called "Neverconceived, the lovable sperm".

― Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

Yeah, deej, if you don't want to see him jacking off why'd you follow him into the stall?

― nickn, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

this stall is crowded, im leaving

― deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

flush first, will ya!!

― bug, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

The G-dcrack strip is awesome. I love especially the blurriness around the viewer/presumed recipient of said G-dcrack.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

Revised cover sketch-

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Faith has 'SuperGifts' (of the Spirit) now, and 'G-dCracking' is one manifestation. 'G-d' because some very fundamentalist Christians avoid writing the full name because they believe to do so is disrespectful.

I've heard of Jon Springer but haven't met him-thanks for the web address. From what I've read of his reviews I don't think he's perceived by critics as being anti-Gay.

That Baghdad photo (which seems to be gone now) was taken by a fan of the cartoon while he was stationed in Iraq as a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. I drew a cartoon a few years ago based on that photo.

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

If anyone wants to snark and post here that's fine with me. Thanks to Libcrypt for creating the thread.

― Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

G-DCRACK indeed.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dan, what's your view on contraception?

― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

(as opposed to your public persona's view or your characters' view)

― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

I believe God creates souls pre-contraception (the 'before your Mother carried you in her womb, I knew you' scripture) and the physical world we live in is His expression. As for doctrinally carrying that out, I have a traditional Catholic viewpoint, which I pretty much warp and destroy in my cartoons just because artistically I can't help myself. Politically I think I've been sort of wandering to the middle over the course of the past few years.

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― Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

A.) Frog leaping over aborted babies.
B.) Holy Spirit urinating on fetus?
C.) "If He loves furries, He'll love you!"

I have a lot of hope for this thread.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?

By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.

― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

this'll end well

― dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-

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Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

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i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

― sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

Fixed, thanks!

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― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

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NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page

NSFW: painting still in progress

I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-

NSFW

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NSFW - Ceiling Hillary

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

Last one-

Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.

― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-
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GayBear series, all three panels-
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NSFW
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― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Friday, 28 September 2012 07:14 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:00 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:07 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:48 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 13 October 2012 22:00 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 14 October 2012 18:43 (four years ago) Permalink

um

― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:25 (four years ago) Permalink

He's 18 now, tis ok.

― pplains, Monday, 15 October 2012 04:32 (four years ago) Permalink

feel like we're gonna be seeing that one again

― there is no dana, only (goole), Monday, 15 October 2012 05:29 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:37 (four years ago) Permalink

Whoops, that was a duplicate squirrel.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:38 (four years ago) Permalink

would totally hang that on my wall

― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:43 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 07:09 (four years ago) Permalink

Ha ha!

― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:31 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:19 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Friday, 19 October 2012 22:59 (four years ago) Permalink

ROMNESIA

― Dan Lacey, Friday, 19 October 2012 23:00 (four years ago) Permalink

nice

― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:34 (four years ago) Permalink

homie is on fire this week

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:27 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:57 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 04:46 (four years ago) Permalink

Frankenstorm versus Cannibal Cop-

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― Dan Lacey, Friday, 26 October 2012 10:17 (four years ago) Permalink

Painty painty painty-

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― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 27 October 2012 10:47 (four years ago) Permalink

Mitt Romney as Aranea Serket
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― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:48 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:16 (four years ago) Permalink

Hmmm whut I do

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― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:18 (four years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:49 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:58 (four years ago) Permalink

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― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:55 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Friday, 23 November 2012 06:50 (four years ago) Permalink

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― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:56 (four years ago) Permalink

kinda lump this stuff in with the Clang Quartet. you a Clang Quartet fan, DL?

― rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:03 (four years ago) Permalink

I was completely unaware.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:16 (four years ago) Permalink

there's something of a shared aesthetic imo - you're visual arts and he's performance, but you both totally bring the xtian noize :)

― rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:21 (four years ago) Permalink

Ted & Raphael Cruz painting ( NSFW )

― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 17 August 2013 19:19 (four years ago) Permalink

excessive!

― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:02 (four years ago) Permalink

good

― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 17 August 2013 21:51 (four years ago) Permalink

that too.

― pplains, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:00 (four years ago) Permalink

Anyone got a copy of the Faithmouse "G-dcrack" strip? That was a favorite of mine and it appears that most Faithmouse strips have been removed from the web.

― how's life, Friday, 10 July 2015 12:45 (two years ago) Permalink

would like to see the bernie sanders pancake painting to be used as their campaign image; think that might be the final push

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 17:04 (two years ago) Permalink

I'd like to fatten his face a little in the portrait and make his hair a little whispier.
I'll repost all of the faithmouse cartoons by the weekend.

― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:34 (two years ago) Permalink

well, still working on that, but here's a new cartoon

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― Dan Lacey, Friday, 9 October 2015 19:22 (one year ago) Permalink

https://vine.co/u/1143052887208218624

― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:55 (one year ago) Permalink

Whoa! Missed those last revives. Thanks Dan!

― how's life, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:37 (one year ago) Permalink

http://www.factmag.com/2016/03/11/macklemore-has-a-naked-painting-of-justin-bieber-in-his-studio/

― los blue jeans, Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:10 (one year ago) Permalink

Yes! That's so awesome.

― how's life, Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:12 (one year ago) Permalink

secret ilxor macklemore

― μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 12 March 2016 01:57 (one year ago) Permalink

Surprisingly few Trump paintings, not especially with pancakes either, but it's mostly Prince lately?

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― StanM, Sunday, 21 May 2017 13:03 (four months ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey‏ @PainterPancakes May 18

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That's nice but I'm sure he can't hear you over all the fiddlin' and the devil screaming DANCE FOR ME

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Rest in peace Roger ailes, you made a difference in this nation, a very great difference.

― nickn, Monday, 22 May 2017 17:25 (four months ago) Permalink