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Okay, so I was watching a videotaped episode of "Fear Factor", and decided what the hell, why don't I lock myself in a cage full of hungry rats. It wasn't very comfortable. As a matter of fact, after the rats started gnawing at me for a bit, I think 'Hmm...this is pretty painful, I wonder if I'm doing this correctly?' So, I go back and rewind a bit, and THEN I come across the host's disclaimer that "These stunts are designed by professionals, and should not, I repeat, SHOULD NOT be attempted at home!" Jeesh, NOW ya tell me. Those bastards.

Joe, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But were they Hot Rats?

Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bah. If you took that warning every time, you'd never do ANYTHING at home.

electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Did any of them say "PIKA?"

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

five years pass...
RATMASTER

Garcia had pulled up in the darkness just as Alegre was finishing his prep work at the warehouse. When Garcia opened the back of his Isotech truck, out wafted the atrocious odor of decomposing rats.

"Yeah, I got some doozies in there from a housing development in Newport Beach yesterday," he said. "Three fat, juicy ones. I gotta throw them out."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link

The lush, ground-level landscaping favored by homeowners here offers abundant nesting for Norways, and the palm and fruit trees afford perfect harborage for roof rats.

I never did feel quite comfortable walking around under those palm trees. We had skunks under our house in Pasadena, which we were told meant we didn't have rats, but I was never convinced.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw quite a big one from the bus home last night, bold as brass scampering from one side of Lower Clapton Rd (by the public baths) to the other (near the police station) - still daylight.

blueski, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/ratatouille.gif = Rémy!

remy bean, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link

it's unsettling to see them at all i suppose. it's old and grimey round here but still...

blueski, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I always make the dogs walk ahead of me going through narrow paths with overgrown sides, or beside the river. I don't want Weal's disease, thanks.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

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I'm down to my last trap now, so I sure as hell hope that takes care of it. Monday, when I turn in my rent, I'll suggest to the apt. manager that the maintenance crew invest in some quik-crete. These guys, btw, died within a couple of hours of each other yesterday evening, the first around sunset. I had guests over, who found the experience not as charming as you might hope.

UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Saturday, 29 November 2008 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Get one of these. You never see the rat/mouse and you can use them over and over. They are pretty cheap at Home Depot.

http://www.amazon.com/Victor-M252-Electronic-Mouse-Trap/dp/B000E1RIUU/ref=pd_bbs_10?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1227978511&sr=8-10

svend, Saturday, 29 November 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, I'd already gotten a plastic reusable snap trap. And found it to be effective. See?

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UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Sunday, 30 November 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh my god. I thought one tiny mouse in our apt last year was bad enough. I would completely freak out if there was a a rat nevermind two!! I feel a little sick just looking at those tails. *shudder*

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 30 November 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Dammit!! That was enbb - not RS.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 30 November 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Three, SO FAR!

UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Sunday, 30 November 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link

get a cat

akm, Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

More of a dog guy, but this being a one-bedroom apt. there's no yard. A kitty would be ok, I guess, but I wouldn't want any pet of mine catching god-knows-what kind of diseases or infections from these naked-tailed fuckers anyway.

I did try to borrow one (also a high-spirited little terrier) but for some reason, no one wants their put catching etc..

I still think a gallon or so of quik-crete down that hole in the floor is the best solution here.

UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

cats will keep them from ever bothering to come into your apartment, though. in my experience anyway.

akm, Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Cats fucking regulate that shit.

kate78, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Cats are nice. But they don't plug up holes in the floor.

UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Monday, 1 December 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

FUCK.

We have an electric mouse trap but this fucker just moves it around trying to get into it, it's too big.

WTF cats?? Hello?

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Friday, 13 March 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually don't sic your cats on it, I think rats can take animals quite a bit larger than themselves. Esp if there's more than one.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 13 March 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

It's obviously hungry, it's been out 3 times since I got home tonight, and we haven't seen it before tonight. I've put a hammer in the kitchen but it always gets back in the cupboard before I can get the near it.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Friday, 13 March 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I put one of my cats in the cupboard where it's hanging out and it went nuts sniffing around so I'm hoping the smell of feline will put the bastard off, that worked when we had mice a few weeks ago, they went once they encountered the cats.

Just want to point out I don't live in a disgusting hell-hole, I just live right near a market, so there's a lot of vermin around. Oh wait, maybe I do live in a disgusting hell-hole. TBH I just wanna know what the hell the foxes are doing.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Friday, 13 March 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8398734.stm

o_OOOOOOOOOO

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

like how low can you go, seriously

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Does the approved diet of the contestants include other meat sources of any kind? Rat who lived in jungle until its throat was slit almost certainly had a better life than any of the food served officially.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

okay, this is horribly gross and will haunt my dreams

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 January 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Ravenous waves attack,
drawn by the scent of life
Fever for our blood

Instinct rules this mass, ruthless living sea
Devouring

Countless vermin gnashing at my face
Tear meat from my skull
Swarming, rabid, features are erased
Unrecognizable
Body covered, rat filled innards
Shred internal organs
Heart and lungs consumed from inside but my
pain doesn't end
I have not died

Devour, cesspool of vermin
Devour, bloodthristy rabid
Devoured by vermin

Resistance now gives way,
the rodents freely feed
Tearing at my skin
Muscles are exposed, shining red with blood
Meat that they seek

Crawling rodents gorging on me

Repulsive starving droves
Shredding, stripping, consuming all I was
Tissue pulled from bones
Dying slowly, feeling every fang
Shock has yet to come
Scavengers tear out my eyes
My pain won't end, I have not died

Devour, cesspool of vermin
Devour, bloodthristy rabid
Devoured by vermin

Ruthless gnawing vermin - feed
Cleaning off my bones while I breathe
Stenching greasy rodents - swarm
My body is losing its form

[Lead - Owen]
[Lead - Barrett]

Devour, cesspool of vermin
Devour, bloodthristy rabid
Devoured by vermin

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

hell yeah

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 January 2011 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i would have sung that to the huge rat if it scurried up my sleeve.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 January 2011 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I hope you would have accapelaed the solos as well.

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

that part's the rat's job.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 January 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

rat's gotta do somethin'.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 January 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://shakhtar.com/en/team/player/?id=55

nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Crap cats
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=50a_1290191426

not_goodwin, Friday, 14 January 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

that rat isnt corageous. it's rabid.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 January 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i was tryna find this story about some crazy old women who fed rats in their upscale new england (iirc) neighbourhood to the chagrin of local residents

nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh. she is crazy.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 January 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://bengpr.webs.com/

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

o_O

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 26 August 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

see them quite often in Oxford. They don't freak me out. My wife hates them however. She's not too keen on mice, but loves squirrels.

Are our responses to animals culturally determined or somehow inherent? Has there been much research in this area? People quite often cite bare tails as a reason for their "ugh!" response to mice and rats cf the furry tails of squirrels.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 26 August 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

squirrels are never friendly they are using you to get yoru nuts

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

you've got to be fucking kidding

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

no lie bro

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

We have holes under a tree in the front garden ... Wondering if it is rats (Cat recently caught one but not sure from where).

djh, Sunday, 7 April 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Fucking huge beast in my bathroom just now! I freaked out and bolted, plucked up my courage a few minutes later and went back in, and it had gone. Probably an anomaly, I have a cat.

We showed estate agents around this morning as well, glad it wasn't there then!

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 18 August 2014 13:34 (nine years ago) link

ooh, my friend has a rat problem ATM too. I don't envy you. We had one in our kitchen and it ate through the pipes down to the floor below which was a bakery and it flooded. The landlord did sod all about it so we ended up moving in the end.

3kDk (dog latin), Monday, 18 August 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm hoping it's a sewer rat that wandered in by mistake and won't be coming back.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 18 August 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

well I spose the new place was a bit too good to be true

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

Ugh, had one in the wall of the garage (which is shared with our dining room/kitchen) and I could hear the fucking thing scratching and gnawing at night, which I would try to stop by banging on the wall... exterminator, in the meantime, takes a fucking five day vacation and I couldn't get a replacement without paying for it, just assures me the trap will get it. After 9 days no luck.

So last night I finally ignore my fucking insanely high levels of anxiety over this and listen to music on headphones all night; towards morning I hear a weird THUNK! a couple of times, think maybe it's the trap, decide I'm too tired to fuck with it and go to bed. Turns out it was the rat breaking through the wall behind the bar between the kitchen and dining room and it spent the day zipping in and out eating cat food. Get home tonight and the exterminator - finally back! - moved the trap inside, it kills it within an hour. Seriously. So now I'll feel compelled to listen to my anxiety screaming in my head forever BECAUSE LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T BRO!!!!!!!!!

And the exterminator says he thinks it's just the one but I stuffed the hole with steel wool and block it with bricks... he can come reset the trap in the morning but right now I'm not taking any shit if I can help it.

I am TOTALLY freaked out btw because this is the first time I've ever had a rat in my house. Mice, bugs, even bats, but none freaked me out to quite the same extent.

"raw buttin' these toilet seats" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 07:23 (seven years ago) link

Cats did NOTHING btw. ASSHOLES.

"raw buttin' these toilet seats" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 07:23 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

i don't like them

treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link

I'm a fan but I guess where I live they're not really a pest problem.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 05:49 (four years ago) link

I like them.

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 February 2020 06:41 (four years ago) link

Never had any in my dwelling mind you.

I petted a pet rat once, closed its wee eyes as I stroked its wee head

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 February 2020 06:42 (four years ago) link

We had them in the very last restaurant I worked in. Came down through a pipe and would occasionally walk across the soda fountain.

I no longer work in restaurants

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 06:47 (four years ago) link

One day it appeared during business hours and the manager told an employee to get rid of it.

He stepped on its head and it let out the most bloodcurdling shriek as it died. I don't like rats but i kept hearing that poor thing shriek all night and felt terrible for it.

I no longer work in restaurants.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 06:49 (four years ago) link

i grew up in arizona, where rats-as-pests aren't really a thing. you might see a packrat in your shed, maybe. so i've always just thought of them as pets and was really surprised the first time i heard a friend from new york go on about how horrific and frightening they are. so hearing about people killing them still makes me shudder a bit. i suppose it's more the association with dirtiness and disease that makes them scary to people. like, cockroaches are frightening and revolting when they appear in your home but you probably wouldn't think twice about seeing one outside if you didn't already have that association in your mind.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link

that's true actually. the big, disgusting American roaches actually used to be less repulsive to me than the tiny German roaches, not because they were less gross, but because I knew the Americans probably came from outdoors and might not be permanently nesting there, and are usually easier to get rid of with traps, whereas Germans, once they settle, they're almost impossible to eradicate.

on the street, yeah they're still repulsive but that urge to shrink and run isn't there cos you're outside.

the only rats I've seen since the restaurant days were in my old apartment complex, which had a massive raccoon and rat problem, largely because assholes were using the mail trashbin to throw out their burritos and other fast food. some nights I'd come home from hanging out downtown and would go to the mail area to get my mail, and there'd be two, sometimes three raccoons practically standing in front of my mail slot, occasionally one or two rats as well. and i'd say "nah i'm good I'll get the mail in the morning" and go home.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 07:07 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/zvqEQaq.jpg

calstars, Sunday, 9 August 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

There's a rat living in the front garden. Most of the time, I feel remarkably unbothered about it (If it comes into the house, that would be a different matter).

Just sat and watched him on the bird feeder ... which did make me think, I should perhaps stop feeding the birds? Anything else I should be doing to encourage it to "move along".

djh, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 16:11 (two years ago) link

bird food is a major attractant but you can get stuff that makes less mess than other types, depending on what birds you're getting e.g. you could switch to niger seed feeders for goldfinches (seeds are too small for rats to bother with), peanut feeders for tits (less waste falling on the floor). if you've got sunflower seed, you could try chopping the seed up in a blender to make it more bite-size so again less waste will end up on the ground. there are specific 'no mess' seed mixes, but they're not totally reliable - ime the birds sift through it for the good stuff and jettison all the stuff they don't like. maybe try putting the feeders over a hard surface and sweep up regularly? other than that, i read once that rats don't really like a lot of change in their environment, so perhaps you could regularly disturb the area they're living in, move stuff around, block holes with bricks, do a bit of digging, that sort of thing just to fuck them off a bit.

we had a rat living in behind our fridge for a while, didn't know it was there but the dog would keep going into this weird state of high alertness in the middle of the night because he was probably hearing scratchy, ratty noises coming from the kitchen. anyhow, it was obviously climbing up the back of the fridge to a box that we kept all our bird seed in and munching through that. it was only when i went to replenish the feeders and saw all the shredded bags etc that i knew we had a rodent in the house. didn't last too long though - one morning soon after, the dog finally caught him scurrying across the floor and bit off his head.

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

after the Great Undoing, only cockroaches, rats and nickb's dog shall persist

imago, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link

for every rat you see, there's a hundred you don't see

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link

the remake with Crispin Glover was really good!

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link

x-post to Andy: Yeah, I figure that there's more than one - they've been there for years. I've definitely said "For every one you can see, there's ten" on social media before!

djh, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

it's also really impressive what they are able to chew through.

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link

i caught a mouse yesterday! shld probably dig up a dedicated mouse thread to brag.

but on topic, we had a guest last year. we’d hear it rustling about occasionally and one day i caught a glimpse of a furry little tail disappearing behind a bookshelf. we’re on the 5th floor, so figured it wasn’t an invader from outside, but rather someone’s escaped pet, and based on the tail i was excitedly envisioning a chinchilla.

http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/395/184058256_1400049.gif

i googled chinchilla food and went out to a store at 11 p.m. for timothy hay to stash around the apartment so it wouldn’t go hungry and mocked up a “found: chinchilla!” poster to put up around the building once we actually caught it, and mr. cat borrowed a hav-a-hart trap and fancy chinchilla cage from the humane society the next day. that evening we pinpointed its location to the corner of the living room under the couch, so we set up an elaborate funnel-type structure of furniture and blankets from the couch to the opening of the (luxuriously appointed) cage, and i squeezed under the couch with a broom to gently encourage our little visitor in the direction of its new home while mr. cat stayed out, ready to herd it towards the cage if necessary. after a bit of prodding and encouragement, we captured our prey! it was this:

http://www.fieldguide1966.com/uploads/1/3/4/4/13447245/6970387_orig.gif

lookit how cute, awww

not really genocide if you feel bad about it (cat), Thursday, 23 December 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

There's a rat living in the garage roof or thereabouts. Undecided what my plan should be ...

djh, Saturday, 26 February 2022 19:25 (two years ago) link

Poison, man. We have set all manner of traps and tricks and the little bastards get around them by some kind of rat magic. We had one(s) living under our floorboards and getting out into the kitchen in various ways. Very not fun.

kinder, Saturday, 26 February 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link

poison’s tricky cuz if yr buddy dies inside a wall you can end up with the aroma of decaying rat corpse until it dries up/rots away/is tidied up by maggot friends (and then you have flies, wheeee). or if the poisoned rat gets et by an innocent hungry scavenger, or somebody’s dog, or somebody’s innocent hungry scavenger dog, that critter could be killed by the poison as well! also if someone you know gets murdered with rat poison and the cops then find rat poison in yr house you will probably get the chair.

have you considered a snake.

*hic* (cat), Saturday, 26 February 2022 22:25 (two years ago) link

Also if you or your neighbours have a garden there’s a good chance the rat can spread the poison there.
I have had success using traditional rat traps.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 26 February 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link

same, get the big plastic ones that are easy to reset and use peanut butter for bait

bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Saturday, 26 February 2022 23:12 (two years ago) link

PB worked for me too.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 26 February 2022 23:41 (two years ago) link

I had success with live traps. As told in another thread, I catch them, load them in the car, put on 'People Ain't No Good', and drive them to a field with many hawks and owls to release.

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 February 2022 22:24 (two years ago) link

Snap traps work but the rat can run around for awhile before passing. You might have a dead rat search on your hands.

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 February 2022 22:25 (two years ago) link

shneyyyyk

https://www.videoman.gr/en/179305

*hic* (cat), Monday, 28 February 2022 15:33 (two years ago) link

I've successfully used electronic traps to kill mice. I imagine that the rat version is significantly bulkier, but it'll definitely do the trick.

peace, man, Monday, 28 February 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link

I've also caught mice with the electronic traps but our rats ignored them for the months we had them on.

kinder, Monday, 28 February 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link

aah-ooh-aahh-ahhhhh

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 February 2022 15:58 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81A4tN7Wo1Y

Have always wanted to try one of these sorts of homemade contraptions. Spoiler: in the beginning of the video it looks as though he is trying to drown the rats (which some people do), but the rats are revealed to be alive at the end.

peace, man, Monday, 28 February 2022 16:02 (two years ago) link


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