President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?

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Holy shit. I just heard on the radio that Kennedy might have been shot today in Dallas. I called my mom, and she said the TV was still showing her soap opera.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

what

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Apparently, he was riding in a convertible inside some sort of parade. WTF, Franz Ferdinand anyone?

I hope he makes it out okay. I can't imagine living in a country governed by Lyndon B. Johnson.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait a minute, you're from texas, hoos. Have you heard anything?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

nothing on cnn but drudge is reporting on it

chaki, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

tmz is there

chaki, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Not to be a dick, but this is what you get when you interfere with Laos.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw the Drudge thing on our teletype here in the office, but pish. Who can believe anything Drudge says?

Hold on. My mom just called and said that Walter Cronkite is on.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

This has Castro's name written all over it.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

INSIDE JOB

sexyDancer, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Cronkite saying that three shots were fired at the motorcade, and that Kennedy may be seriously injured.

Holy shit.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

omg they blew his mind out in a car

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

had he noticed that the lights had changed???

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

my dad went and brought an umbrella for some reason, even though there's no rain in dallas today

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait a minute, you're from texas, hoos. Have you heard anything?

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, February 14, 2008 10:23 PM

my dad is already blaming the communists.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Texas governor may have been hit as well.

Would that be Price Daniel? Hoos?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Where's that young sprightly lad Dr. Morbius to share his opinions on the matter?

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

connolly xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

i think, the tx gov is just a figurehead anyway. whotf knows.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

White slender man, 165 lbs, being searched for by DPD and Secret Service.

Hell, that could be anyone in Dallas, amirite?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Shakey Mo asked me to relay this message: good riddance

sleep, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Not a Cuban or Puerto Rican, it seems.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I just realized something kind of weird. Abe Lincoln was elected exactly 100 years before Kennedy. And if Kennedy died -- God forbid -- Lyndon Johnson would become president, just like when Lincoln died, Andrew Johnson became president. Kinda gives you the chills, huh?

jaymc, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Pleasant Plains, where were the shots fired from? The spectators on the street?

jaymc, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

buddy of mine's in the m*fia and told me to stay in today. "some real bullshit's going down." related?

Clay, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I hope they don't cancel that new Doctor Who show tomorrow cos of this, apparently the special effects are incredible.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

You probably had that factoid already stored in what of your ledger books, didn't you, jaymc?

They're not saying yet where the shots were fired. "Pandemonium" is gripping Dallas right now, according to the broadcast.

CBS saying that presidential limo is specifically built for public rides, and that the president's seat is actually lifted higher than regular cars so that the crowd can see him.

Great idea, car designers.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

:/

Alba, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

on valentine's day, of all days

Clay, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i just got back from an afternoon showing of it's a mad mad mad mad world--can someone give an update?

max, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

My mom keeps calling me back with what's on the TV. I've been trying to get news from the radio, but they're not talking about it yet. (!!)

However, they just announced that Aldous Huxley died today. Brave New World indeed.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

CRONKITE: KENNEDY IS GONE.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

;_;

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

xxp What a day. CS Lewis died today, too.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

FUCK.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm going to log off for a bit. I'm sure we'll have more to talk about later.

This feels so weird.

Goodbye, Camelot.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

too soon.

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll always remember where I was at this moment. Sitting in front of my computer reading an online message board.

Bobbi Peru, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

What a day. CS Lewis died today, too.

-- jaymc, Thursday, February 14, 2008 10:40 PM

!!!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Jackie Kennedy, what's on your iPod?

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

RIP first patsy cline now this can 1963 get any worse

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Who will console the widow Jacqui?

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Rock Hudson's available.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

not to sound like a total geek but does anyone have any idea if this is going to effect the space program?

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

so i guess this means johnson is taking over then? where ever will they swear him in?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Why? Where is he?

jaymc, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

that guy's always made me nervous re: escalating things in asia. but i mean nobody would be that fucking stupid, right?

Clay, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

he could get backed into a corner. fuck. fuuuck.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't worry, I doubt he'll be in office long enough.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

we need to keep those dominoes from tipping

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

They say Nixon lost the election because he looked like he's hungover in that one televised debate, and didn't come off as appealing as JFK.

Oh THAT guy. He's history, I wouldn't worry about it.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 17 February 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

so, lbj's first month in office, any thoughts?

gershy, Monday, 17 March 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link

He's apparently going to meet with that negro troublemaker reverend, so high marks for him.

kingfish, Monday, 17 March 2008 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Hai I'm presidetn of Bell Helicopter and I'd just like to say LBJ is a total fucking BRO.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 17 March 2008 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Goldwater's going to wipe him up next year if LBJ does get cozy with the negroes.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 17 March 2008 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I think enough time has passed now to view these events with equanimity. How's it shaping up for you guys over there? Personally, I reckon there were two, maybe three shooters, and that the R-s were involved. (Can't take too many risks!)

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Friday, 15 January 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link

can a mod change the thread title :(

nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Friday, 15 January 2010 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think we should do that. This is a chilling historical document of a terrible blow for world peace, and should be kept as is. Anyway, gotta scoot - nuclear drill!

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Friday, 15 January 2010 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Goldwater's going to wipe him up next year if LBJ does get cozy with the negroes.

As a supporter of Dr. King (though not those "black nationalist" types, of course) shocked to see this kind of backwards thinking on ILX.

counter-clockwise (lukas), Friday, 15 January 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

So it's looking like we might finally get national healthcare.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 January 2010 06:05 (fourteen years ago) link

That's about as likely as electing a Negro president

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 15 January 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Off topic but has anyone heard that song The Ostrich by The Primitives? It's crazy! If only there was some way I could share it with you.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 15 January 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

wait a minute how are we on the internet?

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Off-shoot of the Korean War program.

Sammo Hungover (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 January 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Incidentally I managed to have a go on this Spacewar gizmo the other day. Electrical moving picture game. Kind of amazing cutting edge technological stuff but I can't see it ever replacing Monopoly tbh.

Sammo Hungover (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 January 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The controllers are too big and heavy. And I've heard rumours that Doc Smith is gonna sue!

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Friday, 15 January 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Never forget!

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 22 November 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't believe it's been over 2 3/4 years. Funny how I can't remember where I was when I heard the news.

Canadian Club & Dr. Pepper (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

hanging out with GHW Bush presumably

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Naw, truth was that I was walking around aimlessly, transistor glued to my ear, and didn't think to check the street signs, understand

Canadian Club & Dr. Pepper (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Though

• Reddit launches a search for the killer, complete with photos of people at Dealey Plaza.

Haa

pplains, Friday, 22 November 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

lamestreamers need a late pass

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 22 November 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

Spent half-an-hour on this morning. Students were very interested--they always are, today especially--asked some smart questions.

clemenza, Friday, 22 November 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

You're not gonna believe this, but Oswald has been shot.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 November 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

The owner of a striptease-type nightclub, Harry Reasoner says. How could such a person be let in the jail by the cops?

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 November 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

I missed the live stream but looked at the excerpted clip. So Oswald wasn't shot on live television? From the clip, it looks like they cut to a lot of general confusion after he's been shot, and then play the actual shooting on tape a few minutes later.

clemenza, Sunday, 24 November 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

not on CBS

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 November 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

what network is it on there are only three, people.

well we had the Dumont network a few years ago, but that'll never happen again

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 November 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

Congratulations, America.

http://qz.com/534641/today-the-us-sets-a-record-for-not-having-a-president-die-in-office

pplains, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 04:04 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/9PzXTco.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

A corps of researchers looking into the 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy say they have unearthed proof his alleged assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, was involved in an operation by the CIA mere months before the killing, reigniting questions about whether the Oswald truly was alone in his decision to kill the youngest man ever elected president.

In a Tuesday press conference at the National Press Club, Jefferson Morley—a veteran of the D.C. press corps and a preeminent expert on JFK's assassination with the Mary Ferrell Foundation—told reporters that he and attorneys with the foundation obtained documentation relating to a still-classified covert operation approved by senior CIA officials three months before Kennedy's death that suggested the agency used Oswald for intelligence purposes several weeks prior to shooting.

"This is an extraordinarily serious claim, and it has profound implications for the official story," Morley said Tuesday morning in Washington. "The CIA knew far more about the lone gunman than then they are admitting even today. So this story deserves the closest possible scrutiny."

https://www.newsweek.com/new-documents-shed-light-cias-connection-lee-harvey-oswald-1765105

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link

wish it was Paul Morley making the announcement

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link

i wish it was Robert Morley

jus do jus (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

The Beatles Industrial Complex

sarahell, Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link

A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers A corps of researchers

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

Can't believe it's been 15 years already

jaymc, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 19:53 (five months ago) link

I remember where I was very well - local courier service EBaum's World sent a very concerning bike message that I thought was pure tomfoolery but on the TV went and he was gone.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 20:02 (five months ago) link

The only good President you guys ever elected

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 21:29 (five months ago) link

Nice wife too :)

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 21:29 (five months ago) link

Duck and cover.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 21:34 (five months ago) link

It was a perfect day in February. Skies were blue without a cloud.

In fact, when the first bullet hit, some still thought it had just been an accident.

pplains, Thursday, 23 November 2023 03:55 (five months ago) link

feel like pure shit, just want jfk's brainpan back

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 November 2023 11:39 (five months ago) link

sir a second bullet has hit the presidential brainpan

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 23 November 2023 11:49 (five months ago) link

My dad became rabidly anti-American after this afaict.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 November 2023 11:58 (five months ago) link

a couple of metal projectiles found him really charismatic so thought they'd go and meet the President.

Stevo, Thursday, 23 November 2023 13:01 (five months ago) link

Can't believe transmission of the first ever Doctor Who episode got bumped for this.

Alba, Thursday, 23 November 2023 13:18 (five months ago) link


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