The most interesting pieces of soccerball trivia you know (that are 100% false)

135. The Premier League is considering expanding the league season to 39 games so that an additional ten games can be played abroad, with the extra fixture being determined by a draw, seeded so as to avoid the top five having to play each other.

136. Oh shi-

137. While matches may be played earlier, the Major League Soccer season only officially commences with the first game in which Claudio Reyna injures himself and is replaced before halftime.

(127: are you sure it's false Ken?)

138. I am Takayuki Suzuki.

103. Thanks to US ringtone sensation Soulja Boy, the hot new slang amongst American teens is "Paul Jewell that ho", an act involving taking a girl out to a pleasant meal at Pizza Express.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, February 5, 2008 1:36 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Prophetic!

This doesn't actually mention Pizza Express though.

How DID Dom know about Paul Jewell and that ho? Still wondering.

I... have no idea.

28. The Brazillian version of Deal Or No Deal is hosted by Cafu wearing a sailor's outfit.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 11:33 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

This is really, really funny

139. Sir Alex Ferguson doesn't actually chew gum through matches but psychoactive plant qat. Explaining why he thought Wes Brown's worth 50 grand a week.

140. A Guy Called Gerald's 'Voodoo Ray' was inspired by Butch Wilkins antics in the Man Utd dressing room where he would stick pins into dolls of opponents (and sometimes, just for laughs, Arnold Muhren) before games.

141. Michael Ballack's aunt was a wasp.

142. 0.07% of phone calls to Pierluigi Collina actually go through to Stan Collymore due to alphabetical proximity and clumsy thumbs.

143. Pierluigi Collina does not have Stan Collymore's phone number, despite repeatedley being offered to swap by the doe eyed former nottingham Forest star at a plumbing trade exhibition in doncaster in 1997.

144. Costa Rica's 1990 World Cup song, "Passes and Molasses", was written by Guru Josh.

isn't that true? or am i thinking of the remix by scooter?

SCOOOTER BACK IN COSTA RICA

145. England are 3/1 favourites to win Euro 2008

146. Hollywood icon Danny Glover was loosely based on Paul Mariner

147. With their domestic league suspended, Bulgarian club Lokomotiv Plovdiv spent the second world war transporting Eastern European Jews to extermination camps.

148. 1967 European Footballer of the Year Florian Albert first hypothesized the supercontinent Pangea in a half-time conversation with Wycombe Wanderers mascot Bodger

Albert:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/LeTrotskyDB.jpg/350px-LeTrotskyDB.jpg

Bodger:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/do_that/2004/02/wycombe_pancakes/pic_04.jpg

Pangea:
http://www.canadiangeographic.ca/atlas/Images/Glossary/Pangea.png

149. The famous Manchester United haven't been to Rome to see the Pope since 1998, when manager Alex Ferguson was ordained as a minister in the Reverend Sun Myung Moon's Unification Church.

150. Jurgen Klinsmann made a little-known comeback under a false name in 2003. He appeared for the mighty Orange County Blue Star in the American Premier Development League as the mysterious hobo striker "Jay Goppingen". He scored five goals in eight matches with the club, before leaving professional football and disappearing forever.

151. Swiss side Young Boys of Berne were the subject of the 1984 US documentary 'Children of the Corn'. The film was a modest success but ultimately did little to raise the profile of the sport in America.

152. Though not obvious from archive footage, footballs have been getting bigger through the decades. When Herbert Chapman's Arsenal were English champions in the 1930s, the standard football was a lace-up about the size of a regulation ten-pin bowling ball; when England faced Scotland for the first time in 1872, they played with a cricket ball clad in a quarter-inch of pigskin.

Football is of course derived from the Roman game, harpastum, meaning "midget kickabout". Fulham's Johnny Haynes was the first man over five foot allowed to play professionally in England.

153. Pele was named after the telephone, which is called the "pelefone" in portugese.

154. Joe Biden was only named the Democratic VP pick the original choice, Jimmy Bullard, turned the role down over Barack Obama's voting record on fishing rights.

Lord Djibril Cisse, on his return to the UK, stipulated that Sunderland provide him a manservant to look after his grounds while he is at Toni & Guy. This prompted Roy Keane to complete the signing of David Healy.

A possible 'Ted and Ralph' style TV series has been mooted.

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156. Peter Thorne is the UK's leading expert on the Big Bang, but declined an invitation to participate in the recent CERN experiments: "I'm under contract at Bradford and I'm fully focused on giving 110% for our fans at Valley Parade, week in, week out, but I do still keep an eye out for the CERN lads' results on Teletext, and I still hope that one day I can have another run out in the Geneva outfit's famous boiler suit and face mask."

157. Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" was originally entitled "I Kisser Amr", detailing the singer's passionate affair with Egyptian Wigan Athletic goal machine Amr Zaki. However, the song's titled was changed as Perry's boyfriend, him with the twatty face from Gym Class Heroes, insisted he'd dump her if he ever discovered she'd touched a Muslim.

158. Yeovil stopper Josh "Count Canuckula" Wagenaar was born a cyclops and wears a ski visor during games so as not to upset the children in the front rows, or squeamish celebrity fan Richard Digance.

159. The shape of Benito Carbone's mother when she was pregnant with him was the inspiration for the shape of the bumper on the Fiat 500

160. Apart from coming up with the Anfield Rap, inventing the Predator boot and adopting a seven-year-old Yossi Benayoun from a Tel Aviv orphanage, Craig Johnston was also the inspiration for The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself".

161. John Wark and Eric Gates will be starring in the title roles of the play 'Romeo Zondervan & Juliet' at the Ipswich Regent Theatre this Christmas.

162. Phil Brown is the latest comedy persona of "Ali G" satirist Sacha Baron Cohen.

163. Members of Reading's squad privately believe that the principal reason for club's relegation from the Premier League in 2008 was manager Steve Coppell's erroneous belief that he had signed midfielder Dušan Švento in the January transfer window of that year. Coppell insisted on selecting Švento in left midfield despite the fact that the player had opted to remain with Slavia Prague; the Svento-shaped hole down Reading's left side left Nicky Shorey exposed, leading to a series of demoralising defeats in the last few months of the campaign.

New manager Brendan Rodgers has vowed that the mistakes of the past should not be repeated, and reiterated his belief that Kevin Doyle can lead the club to a place in next season's UEFA Europa League.

164. Italian-American self-harming performance artist 'Franko B' is in fact the alter ego of Francis Benali. Benali's late 80s/early 90s career doubled as an extensive conceptual piece where he would unleash his rage on society by wounding fellow players; Franko B's later performances served as a mirror to Benali's carefully created persona

165. David Seaman was never a merchant seaman, but he did obtain a dutch seaman's ticket (a Monsterboekje) in order to steam out of Ijmuiden and avoid the queues for the ferry once.

166. Jack Wilshere has no concept of the colour purple.

26. Ulises De La Cruz' real name is Richard Higgins. A native of Blackheath, he adopted the gimmick of an Ecuadorian footballer who donates his salary to his home village from a recurring minor strip in the short-lived 1990s relaunch of Roy of the Rovers. The strip centred around De La Cruz' far-fetched exploits to support the fictional village of Piquiucho and was once famously described by Alan Parry as "the second most racist thing I have ever seen".

― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 11:31 (2 years ago)

wish that dude came back tbh

167 loïc rémy has adverse reactions to sulphites and cannot drink cognac

168 urby emanuelsson was upbraided by geert wilders for appearing to suggest that polygamy was compatible with liberal values, prompting then manager martin jol to threaten to 'cunt [his] fucking skull in' when he confronted the controversial politician at a livestock auction

169 Gabriel Batistuta speaks Welsh.

169 joachim loew combines a stellar managerial career with critically acclaimed jazz freestyle sets, playing sax in a troupe called 'cooking on loew'. Many speculate that the group were never picked up by a major label because that's not how you pronounce 'loew'

170 the welsh community of patagonia presented batistuta with a golden leek for his contribution to fiorentina's demolition of inter in 95-96, considering it a belated revenge for the milanese swindler who had convinced them of the transmutative properties of llama urine, a costly delusion that bankrupted many in the 1920s

'llama urine' was a welsh inside forward who ran a successful bar in bridgend after retirement before it was burnt to the ground by an angry mob in the 1920's

171 artem milevskiy is known as 'piki', a reference to a controversial leaked video which appeared to show the then dynamo kyiv striker trying to hyponotize a capybara

172 rivaldo responded to suggestions that he was accepting blood money during his lucrative stay at budyodkor by telling journalists that he was 'not shami fucking chakrabarti'

173 jerome boateng is a wiccan