The thread for pasting moronic YouTube comments

joelne what a bitch tryin 2 take dolly's man if sum1 did try now i bet all ov dolly's fans wud kill her lol xD

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it was so funny that i accidentally spit food on my computer. Lol. :)
itekisan (1 hour ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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ROTFL ;)
Zer0Suii (1 hour ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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Rofl.
oray39 (3 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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r u cereal?
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HAHAHA NAJS :D
aLperX90 (8 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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Hayy A.q senin boş yere kotaya işledi..v :D
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omg XD
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haha i laughed during the whole clip ! :P
MARCK241971 (10 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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THAT WAS AWSOME!
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jajaja lol jajaja...

samdude14 (16 hours ago)
I dont get it . He was looking 4 a job and he found one , so how is he miserable ?

hatemachine777 (16 hours ago)
Well, jobs are usually miserable. You obviously want to do something much more fun, like hang out all day or something.

Any ICP video posted on youtube has basically the same set of comments.
To wit:

missjuggalette4life (1 hour ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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woo ! greatest band ever :]

MMFWCL
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all the people who say they hate icp and hate juggalos just want to make fun of someone to make their shitty self feel better but if someone doesnt like icp and they just dont like their stuff but dont just bag on them thats allright
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no it doesnt and even if you dont like violent j he is one of the most talented rapper that there ever was and will be

fourside | November 04, 2006 (Block User)
Wow, I am nearly speechless. You called Borat a "shit actor" - you truly have no brain.

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the dialogue between grossberger and SR7 makes me think of a meeting of morons in a modern day madchester indie club toilet

damn when did the ihttp thing stop working!?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2227654487_b96a46f88a_o.jpg

two years ago?

any joy re "night facilities" "daft punk"?

samdude14 reminds me of me

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why are you hatin so much gosh obviously you seem too like for to watch videos about....because if you hadn't watched her performances then you wouldn't know whether she could be a legend or not....she has a word in dictionary already not everyone can get a word in the dictionary like that...can you

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big tits and dick-suckin' lips are the only qualifications for my babysitters. i don't give a shit if they beat or touch my kids so long as i get a little 15-year-old road head when i drive them home. wait, that's not true. i don't drive them all the way home. i toss em out of the car after i cum on their face. what use are they to me after that?

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Yea you guys gotta be the biggest bunch of douche bags....you must be failed musicians or something that cant make it so you wanna dis one of the biggest bands out there. If they sucked so bad then they wouldn't sell millions and millions of records everytime they put one out. Go play in traffic dipshits.
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Dude, the Goo Goo Dolls are awesome. If you can't use the real song then please don't make a video using .midi files....midi files are shitty anyway, so of course if you use the effing .midi files then they are going to suck. Plus...bagpipes are awesome. If you are going to dis someone's music, please back it up rather than say "oh it sucks" and give no reason. Clearly you have no taste (in Goo Goo Dolls or bagpipes for that matter)
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First of all FUCK U...U are FUCKING ASSHOLES...I wanna see u make better music than the Goo Goo Dolls... But ur just DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=IF0J7RmOsG0

lol wtf

bots?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/39/Smithposter.jpg/250px-Smithposter.jpg

not really moronic but...

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must be scary. your about to kiss your girlfriend, a nuke goes off, and you are ash

samdude14 (16 hours ago)
I dont get it . He was looking 4 a job and he found one , so how is he miserable ?

hatemachine777 (16 hours ago)
Well, jobs are usually miserable. You obviously want to do something much more fun, like hang out all day or something.

-- Bodrick III, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:52 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

how is this moronic

yeah hatemachine777 otm!

come to ilx hatemachine777 YOUNG HOOS thread will welcome you for sure

LaurenFromMI (4 days ago) Show Hide
Damn everyone has to comment how old they were when the damn song came out. Who the fuck cares man. Face it you are old now, headed toward a certain death...lol

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Even Young people die. My nephew was only 2 1/2 months old. Nobody knows when their time is up.

From a karaoke video of "Tragedy" by The Bee Gees

I'd say that's classick.

Youtube video comments are the new IMDB message boards (which in turn was the new video game message boards).

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Sam is a Jew, cloaked in atheism. Sam has Jewsih Aggressions about Him.

ramitupursnout (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Does anyone know where I can get the lyrics for this?

killbucket1 (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Lyrics:
Hey.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xd44PWZGzg)

the1andonlybigh (1 day ago) 0 Reply
i could of made like 30 drinks in the time it took him to do that, lol yea it looks good, but its more juggling than anything, ive been bartending for 10 years, and this stuff is okay in some areas, i dont' know y i looked it up, just felt like it, but anywho, if i went to a bar to drink any the barkeep was doing this garbage, i wouldn't tip, because it took 2 minutes to make a simple vodka tonic, and he dug the glass right in the ice, i hate when bartenders do that, so freaking dirty and unsafe

From a karaoke video of "Tragedy" by The Bee Gees

this punchline made me snort like a pig

this type of music has been around for decades. It's called Dark Ambient. This is nothing special. Also, the members look like they take it from behind on the regular. The sounds are cool, but like I said, nothing extraordinary.

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Well, he were defo tellin lies when he said "I don't have a gun".

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At 2:31 they have incorparated Jeff Buckleys Brilliant Song Called Hallelujah

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Stop sucking Madlibs dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.

holy shit dude's grammar is straight

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I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

Not moronic, but recent comments on Usher's "Trading Places":

tarisha2009 (9 minutes ago)
I love this video and song. I wish that was me. hell he can do all that stuff on me. shit I would love for him to do that.Usher is so sexy in this video well everywhere he is sexy!!!! I wish he give it to me.I want to kiss his abs and chest.

steph090590 (49 minutes ago)
i NEED to be her
i need to expeience this
omg this makes me want to become an actress model w/e the hell she is to do this with him
this video is so hot
and so is he

Lately I have been trolling youtube the cowards way by thumbs downing all positive comments and thumbs upping all negative ones. This I mainly do on Lady GaGa videos, I mute the laptop first.

And we can't read your poker face.

READ THE DESCRIPTION PLEASE
IT'S NOT ABOUT BALLROOM BALLS!!!

EDIT (8/11/08): I'm not going to be replying to anymore comments. One, because some of you will never figure out what this song is about. Two, it get's tiring. Three, I don't like being mean to people. If this gets anyworse I'm just disabling comments. I can't deal with this anymore. But, thanks for all the laughs.

Also, frow Wiki:
"The song is ostensibly about a person who hosts social balls, with constant double entendres about sexual activities and testicles"

Ostensibly - From appearances alone

Will that settle it?

babscabs1987 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam this video is pointless.
you can turn a sphere inside out, but its no ordinary sphere, its this made of an abstract elastic material.
well fuck a lucka ding dong.
how very boring. come back when you can turn a basket ball inside out.
assholes.

10/10

felippedamaso (1 week ago)
FUCK HITLER!

TigerMilitia (5 days ago) Show Hide
FUCK YOU!

JacobzGreen (2 days ago)
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Haha, fuck a lucka ding dong

chap otm

TheMrMarilyn (10 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam

This is such a great track!! Mz Carey can hit notes that only DOGS can hear...LoL!! Brilliant production and brilliantly sung too!! Mariah really kicks the crap outta this tune!! Jerry O'Connel looks fit as well!! A+

juzzlikethat (9 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam

huakakakkaa really? not only dog, i can hear it too.

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Stop sucking Madlib's dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.

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I got my first erection looking at a photo of Theda Bara. From that moment on, the 'type' was decided for me. Sadly, when I grew up there were no women who fit that mold.

on lauryn hill's "mystery of iniquity":

dopedope22 (1 year ago)

This Is So Deep man It Makes You Think And By The Way SHe Is Talkin About The Illuminati

I was traditional to do the Spring Maypole dance in spring at elementary schools in the USA in the 1950's and early 1960's-after that, John F. Kennedy ushered in mandatory physical education, and athletic exhibitions(to copy the Russians) were held instead---first wiping out of Western Culture

kjws3 1 year ago

this made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-WBaSNrTQ

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A perfect music to get a few drinks with a pretty girl
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@metalkat77 ...and to make love with he after of course ;-)
TheRunner75 7 months ago 97

yes, i'm "dell", but you probably know me by my youtube name, "TheRunner75"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McF7ImZH7WY

THIS SONG IS FUKKEN EPIC CUZ I FEEL THAT ITS ABOUT GANJA OR WEED OR WATEVER
MrThuglifegangsta69 4 months ago

im such a replay button murderer on this song

Posted on Postman Pat's PET SEMATARY [not for children]:

Cemetery. The place where you (legally) bury people, or animals, is a 'cemetery'.

Hogmagandy 1 week ago

To all you fake gaytarded dipshits who think I'm "out of my depth", judging from a glance at my Youtube channel and being completely ignorant of my real works, you will have your foot in your mouth when my books on Polytonal theory, nondiatonic scalar theory, and refutation of Decartes come out. You are way out of YOUR depth and seek to appear cultured and intelligent yet have no idea of what what that really means and therefore try shoot down every innovative mind in your prescence.
intervalkid 8 months ago

i like to think that's the epigraph at the front of his first book

"also for my mom"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8_WH5aRqo

ha, mate jus found out he might have the clap! amazin timin!

MrBellamella89 2 years ago

That's the risk you run when you're 'Kissing In The Dark'. Too bad. Maybe he learned his lesson and will be more careful in future. Always use a condom.

Best wishes

Metairie Road

MetryRoad in reply to MrBellamella89 (Show the comment) 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5SRDIE4LS8
This is a lose lose for animal lovers. If that turtle was a person like all animals supposedly are then he must have been having an awesome time up there Lewis C.K. style. But if that turtle wasn't having the time of his life then we all have to admit that maybe animals are just animals, but that still don't mean we shouldn't give a fuck about them. So yeah, fuck whoever did this.
SilkAMV 3 days ago

Manuel Guthrie 5 months ago
Girls have so much Wiews on youtube Because Men think all the time on Sex

Robert Napier

Robert Napier 1 year ago

lol You paid silly money for something thats only worth £20-$40 in parts.

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reptiskate 1 year ago

I didn't pay a gotdamn penny for it bud.
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Robert Napier

Robert Napier 1 year ago

Thats actually pretty neat then. My post was rather cunty, but I just find it absurd that anyone would pay their asking price. Considering the effect it produces and the parts used. $150 is a joke.
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reptiskate 1 year ago

In the boutique pedal world, you're not always paying for high-tech components and super-complicated circuits. You're mostly paying for the name, and usually high-quality, which is especially true for DBA. But girls are crazy, and will spend $150 on you on a whim in the right situation haha.

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after pfunkboy's antics tonight, how can we be sure you don't work for a boutique pedal firm

JaenisJoplin 3 days ago
I cried all the way thru this documentary. You can take the girl out of the Spice, but You can't take Spice off the girl...

7madonna7 3 days ago
i remember when spice girls comes out, i love them so much, i was a boy i mean now man ( sry bAd english) but i bay the spice girl parfume. and even today i still listen spice music. the music today is just stuiped

stuiped

ilovespandex74 2 weeks ago

I hear this song and i am not gay

- Helen Reddy

I hear this song and i am not gay

RE: "Yesterday"

napalm5 3 weeks ago
Should have always been in a minor key. Its a sad reflective song

Aberinkulas 3 weeks ago
Too bad you weren't there to give advice to PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY himself. There's a lot he needs to learn from napalm5 on youtube
Like 72

wow

(paul mccartney sock)

this is some terrific work in this field: http://wint.co/kfc.htm

jesus, Aberkinkulas got 72 likes.

i feel like that comment is a window unto the closet authoritarianism of youtube. for aberkinkulas, the internet is not a place for the free exchange of ideas, where people can talk openly about which recordings of beatles songs they prefer. i know he/she is probably in fourth grade but still, it's depressing.

Jacob Hershberger 1 week ago

this sound helps my bird fall a sleep

haha

this is some terrific work in this field: http://wint.co/kfc.htm

― they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Monday, April 22, 2013 4:05 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

this page is incredible

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Amy Skankhouse

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Rodney Davis 3 months ago
I meant "ooooh! weeeeeee!"  stupid auto correct

Rodney Davis
Rodney Davis 3 months ago
ooohhh! we were!

well fuck a lucka ding dong

Listen to all the little kids dividing music into little micro genres to protect their cultural tribes and help define their own folklore. Back in the '70s, this was just "music" or "electronic disco". Today, ever musician has their own genre which is defined and everybody gets angry when you don't classify something the way they want it classified. And people get mad if sounds a certain way and isn't described the way they want. hahaha

This film was gruesome in all ways, shakes, and form. This violence has to stop!!! Prophesies have been saying it's the end of the world.It is! But it's not because of the Ozone!!! It's because of mankind! We are destroying our selves! For many years people have been blaming the upbringing of children. It's not how the parents raise the children.......

in all ways, shakes, and forms.

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no way, shape or form

ZagRap89 7 months ago
if u are a junky listen vilalobos and that other bullshit
if u are a underground gangster listen GRANDE PEREZ
i am definitly a gangster from the underground, now fukk yourself :B

Under a clip of Jimmy Clitheroe:

xela12345 3 years ago
I can't help wondering, considering Jimmy never physically grew beyond the age of 8...how come he died? It seems kinda stupid to say so, but if people die from old age...

wow

a comment on an interview with dylan carlson about drone music:

sverddansar77 2 years ago

hey hgutfuck. you brainless kaukasian cocksucker are not allowed to tell us what good music is. this shit you are shit and your mother wishes you to drop dead.- keep on fucking goats iun sibiria. you greatst ASSHOLE of all times. the best music is arab music in this infidel world. but a barabar like you will never understand yoou subhuman,kiss my ass and learn english you nazi

https://cl.ly/0X0b2I1e0f1S/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-02%20at%2015.44.53.png

And second?

"Fuck jobs! Wage slavery. Drudgery... Humans should be free to do more meaningful things than slaving away for a living... Use your imagination, be free! Take time to make the world a better more beautiful place, take care of your loved ones. Jobs are mostly doing tasks that help destroy the planet and produce and try to market a bunch of crap we don't even need and just ends up polluting the planet, destroying the ecosystems and habitats."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwyBmWxESA

https://i.imgur.com/XlVkfcB.jpg

I saw a comment on YouTube defending feminism as a "broad based movement". I mean, I guess so but I'm not sure that's the preferred terminology. Would have been my reply if I was foolish enough to ever comment on YouTube.

RANCISCO TORRES
2 years ago

my favorite part is when it starts and when it is about to finish good job

Clearly you have no taste (in Goo Goo Dolls or bagpipes for that matter)