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Todays show:
* Jillian Grace Has No Comment On Spade Pregnancy For The Stern Show. 01/17/08. 6:00am
* Artie's Weight And Other Various Discussions. 01/17/08. 6:20am
* More Jillian Grace And David Spade Discussions. 01/17/08. 6:25am
* Gilbert Gottfried's Cheapness Discussed. 01/17/08. 6:35am
* Bob Grant Humiliated, American Idol Ratings And More. 01/17/08. 6:40am
* Howard Reads Some E-mail, Takes Some Phone Calls. 01/17/08. 6:50am
* Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview And Jon Hein's Burger King Complaint List. 01/17/08. 7:15am
* A Quick Benjy And Ivy Update. 01/17/08. 7:40am
* Mel Brooks Not Rescheduling After Canceling. 01/17/08. 7:42am
* Various Phone Calls, News Stories And Discussions. 01/17/08. 7:45am
* Richard - No Shower Or Change Of Clothes In 3 Days. 01/17/08. 8:00am
* Howard Sings Some Cat Stevens Songs. 01/17/08. 8:10am
* Eric The Midget Actor's Mind Numbingly Dull Hour. 01/17/08. 8:15am
* Penn Jillette Visits. 01/17/08. 8:50am
* The Gossip Game With Mike Walker. 01/17/08. 9:55am
* Howard 100 News, Wrap Up Show And Superfan Roundtable Previews. 01/17/08. 10:10am
* Robin's News. 01/17/08. 10:15am
* Bubba Calls In For A Quick Thank-You. 01/17/08. 10:50am

daily shows and the other howard channel related shows can be found here
http://thehsdaily.blogspot.com/
and here:
http://lebeamer.blogspot.com/

chaki, Thursday, 17 January 2008 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

oh damn i really need to start listening again...

ryan, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

start with todays show

http://www.sendspace.com/file/xbqe2f

chaki, Friday, 18 January 2008 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

coughusenetcough

J, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

todays mastertape theatre was from 1990. papa john phillips came in for the news. it was awes.

chaki, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

awesome show today

Howard Stern Radio Show - 01-30-08

* Artie's Letterman Appearance Discussed. 01/30/08. 6:00am
* Artie's Nightmare Before Letterman. 01/30/08. 6:10am
* Is Sal Mean Or Just Plain Dumb? 01/30/08. 7:00am
* Sal In Tears. 01/30/08. 7:25am
* Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview And Howard's Chair Discussions. 01/30/08. 7:45am
* JD Investigating Carmen Electra's Love Life. 01/30/08. 8:20am
* Various News Stories. 01/30/08. 8:30am
* Beat The Foot With Big Foot And Michelle. 01/30/08. 8:35am
* Howard Talks Pinworms With Mom. 01/30/08. 9:25am
* Eric The Midget Checks In. 01/30/08. 9:40am
* Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 01/30/08. 9:45am
* Robin's News. 01/30/08. 9:50am

http://rapidshare.com/files/87865000/01.30.2008-cf.rar.html

chaki, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

I was using usenet before but the 'thehsDaily' link looks easier. Thanks Chaki.

calstars, Thursday, 31 January 2008 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

what is this "TWUS paxton only" stuff on that first blog?

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

okay... wrap up show is TWUS.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Beetlejuice got new teeth

http://i27.tinypic.com/23w199k.jpg

chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2008 09:07 (eleven years ago) link

I once visited Beetlejuice's website, where I clicked on and viewed what is still, literally, the most horrifying, degrading piece of video content I have ever seen: Beetlejuice, as a hired 'guest' at some meathead's bachelor party, having sex with a pair of miserable looking stripper/hookers, while rapey dudes chanted and pumped their fists in a circle around the action.

Seriously, it was absolutely soul-crushing on every level. I would rather watch a 2 Girls 1 Cup remake starring my grandparents than watch that again.

That said, the original version of The Beetlejuice Song is the single most important piece of music of the last 50 years.

Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 28 February 2008 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

'rapey dudes'

calstars, Thursday, 28 February 2008 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

I saw Beetlejuice in my post office a few months ago. He walked in with a woman who looked just like him.

Capitaine Jay Vee, Thursday, 28 February 2008 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

thats his sister

chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2008 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway, more about these new teeth (I'm in a Stern-free country)... were Stern and the guys debating them? I remember them tearing into Ms. Howard Stern when she got her teeth capped.

Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 28 February 2008 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

chaki, can you hook up some more links?

carne asada, Thursday, 28 February 2008 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

those links work fine.

chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, thanks! they wouldn't work for me before for some reason.

carne asada, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

hey, thanks for posting these, chaki. i haven't heard stern since i downloaded the first sirius show.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 28 February 2008 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

today wyclef humped robin
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-03-04-08---wyclef-jean-banging-robin-quivers.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

Stay classy, Howard Stern!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

Beetlejuice, as a hired 'guest' at some meathead's bachelor party, having sex with a pair of miserable looking stripper/hookers, while rapey dudes chanted and pumped their fists in a circle around the action.

Woah. I saw Beetlejuice in a bar near Lincoln Ctr once. He was there as part of the entertainment for a bachelor party and there were stripper-ish looking ladies in tow too. I guess I know what they were up to later that evening now. *shudders*

ENBB, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

winamp has his show delayed one day if u find the shoutcast section and search for crystal and stern

danbunny, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

link to video?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 06:02 (eleven years ago) link

its in th radio section

danbunny, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 06:16 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I7kpCJ_ScU

am0n, Friday, 15 October 2010 21:27 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

How many times is Robin going to start her complaining by saying "Again..."

calstars, Saturday, 22 January 2011 20:41 (eight years ago) link

didn't this guy lose all credibility by trading in long-suffering wife for a model?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:04 (eight years ago) link

how would bangin a hot broad hurt his credibility

i basically think anyone who doesnt love stern is a ninny.

David Warner (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:29 (eight years ago) link

Howard Stern is marginally talented, but a philistine who lost his working-class-ignoramus cred when he traded long-suffering wife in for some chippie.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 6:38 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:34 (eight years ago) link

Given a choice of two doors, one marked "I'm a ninny" and the other "I love Howard Stern", I would always walk through the first and happily join my people on the other side.

Aimless, Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:37 (eight years ago) link

take it to the ninny thread

big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:38 (eight years ago) link

It's already on my to-do list.

Aimless, Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:44 (eight years ago) link

have fun, i'll be outside

big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:53 (eight years ago) link

Very worried about Howard Stern's credibility. How can I trust his fart jokes, now?

Kaolin Warrior (KMS), Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:27 (eight years ago) link

When you make ONE movie near the height of your fame and it's an autobiographical ode to how much you love your wife... well, who's the ninny when ya ditch her?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:30 (eight years ago) link

ditch her, i.e. giving her half your assets and agreeing to never talk about her on air again?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 23 January 2011 07:22 (eight years ago) link

grading on the universal divorce curve

life wd be so much easier if hets didnt swear eternal love (lol)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 January 2011 09:53 (eight years ago) link

i love howard stern and i'm still a ninny.

as for him losing credibility b/c he divorced his first wife ... really, that's so old hat that i don't feel like discussing it. if HS is to be believed, though, and without access to the divorce/property settlement papers, it had more to do with his workaholism than anything else. and just b/c he's divorced doesn't mean that he still doesn't love his original wife.

i want to eat unicorn meat (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 10:22 (eight years ago) link

i mean, really, Howard is like an older brother that i never had but always wished that i did. and it didn't hurt that he was (is?) really kind of a nerdy guy himself (THAT gives him more credibility to many of his longtime fans than his marital status). sort of a "it gets better" for teenage hetero males in the NYC or Philly metro areas who grew up during the late 80s/early 90s. or that's what i think anyway.

i want to eat unicorn meat (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 10:25 (eight years ago) link

i guess I just remember his AIDS jokes of the mid '80s

and that he doesnt know about anything except showbiz, there's that

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 January 2011 11:45 (eight years ago) link

oh, i don't dispute that he's said plenty of questionable (and downright ugly) things over the years. that's part of the price of admission, i suppose.

that he's become relatively gay-friendly in his middle age may be a sort of atonement for the AIDS jokes. though he still isn't above telling a gay joke.

i want to eat unicorn meat (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 11:59 (eight years ago) link

He was screaming about Palin being a C**T last week, so he's okay with me on some level.

philippe is standing on it (MaresNest), Sunday, 23 January 2011 12:29 (eight years ago) link

Didn't he have something to say about Piers Morgan, or was that newspaper misrepresentation (UK Press division)

Mark G, Monday, 24 January 2011 10:34 (eight years ago) link

When you make ONE movie near the height of your fame and it's an autobiographical ode to how much you love your wife... well, who's the ninny when ya ditch her?

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:30 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well, this is it: A statement 'needs' to be made about this, specifically because he made such an issue about it during this film and the book.

Which he may well have done, so I don't know.

I bought the book on my first visit to NY (read it on the flight back), and rented the movie some time after it came out, he's not that big over here (although he's been on the Chris Evans TFIFriday prog, eventually deciding they both were kindred spirits after all (and then left each other alone, thank F)...

Mark G, Monday, 24 January 2011 10:39 (eight years ago) link

He did an interview with Piers last week for his new show, it's worth having a look as PM tries to be all combative at first and Stern just blows through it all, like he's heard it all a million times before, kinda funny.

philippe is standing on it (MaresNest), Monday, 24 January 2011 12:13 (eight years ago) link

I watched the first half hour of the interview. Howard came off well I thought, deflecting Piers without much difficulty. The next day on Howard's show he was saying in retrospect that he was sorry he didn't get to talk about what he was promoting until much later in the interview. Having the guest schill for their product is standard interview practice in America -- perhaps this is not the case in England, so they may have been playing different ballgames to start with. So no one came out the winner. Sweeping the camera around the ground, shooting up, and the weird blue 80s vibe of Piers' studio were somewhat distracting.

calstars, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:34 (eight years ago) link

Also awaiting judgemental commentary from Howard about Oprah's sister

calstars, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:35 (eight years ago) link

Having the guest schill for their product is standard interview practice in America

It is here, also, but then again, the ones PMorg does here are more "shill by association", i.e. the artists (eg) has a new album out, everyone kinda knows, but there's no need to produce it/wave it around..

As opposed to the Graham Norton one, where he produces the book and says I've been fascnated by this, and the guest goes o rly, thx....

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 09:13 (eight years ago) link

At the minute the show is really coasting, losing Artie, and not bringing people into his chair on a temp basis like they did with Jackie is a big mistake as the focus is on Howard and Robin's personal lives which are both hella boring at the minute. Also, there's also a curious disconnect wrt the second tier people, very little of the interpersonal backroom stuff is happening, which is the stuff that I like to hear to be honest.

philippe is standing on it (MaresNest), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 11:01 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking the same thing about Trump today

I'm listening now, the way he builds it up for four minutes before exploding is stunning

flappy bird, Friday, 15 March 2019 22:33 (seven months ago) link

lol at Howard buying a cane (ostensibly or help him walk on icy sidewalks) and Beth immediately poo pooing the idea of him using it

calstars, Monday, 25 March 2019 19:56 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

I love how many amazon people have given his new turd of a book a one-star review

calstars, Friday, 17 May 2019 22:48 (five months ago) link

apparently H said that he wants his archive "destroyed" when he dies and that he put it in his will

flappy bird, Monday, 20 May 2019 17:01 (four months ago) link

He really doesn’t understand the digital age does he

calstars, Monday, 20 May 2019 17:13 (four months ago) link

thank god for the tapers

I reviewed the book, it's worthless if you've been listening for the last decade. all compiled interviews (edited & condensed of course), with little commentary from H aside from the introduction and a paragraph or two before each interview. most surprising & disappointing bit is him disavowing the incredible Wilmer Valderrama interview from early 2006, obviously one of the best 06-09 interviews.

flappy bird, Monday, 20 May 2019 17:33 (four months ago) link

lately, the prominence of that canadian Chris guy and Brett the Swinger/former lackey of Bubba made me notice something… the show suddenly has voice actors on call much much more than it did even three, four years ago. I think there's this person called Rachel who does female voice acting, I think she does Ivanka, and then she'll do Ronnie's mom (which is hilarious). Or are these two different people? There have been of course voice actors like the Mitt Romney person, the Arnold person, Hillary, Obama etc who called in I think remotely for many years, but I think the show now has a large team of producers at Sirius HQ in who can do voices on the fly, like the Alex Jones person? has anyone else noticed this? This seems like a significant change from how the show operated…like I would almost say this began two years ago?

I used to have the stern network board as a resource for inside info as to how the show operates, but it's gone and I don't particularly want to fuck with Reddit..

veronica moser, Monday, 20 May 2019 18:03 (four months ago) link

It seems like they have two women. One I think does Ivana and the other does Sarah huckabee.
I think Chris wilding is pretty funny but I have no interest in his personal life. JD on the other hand...

calstars, Monday, 20 May 2019 18:22 (four months ago) link

Yes Veronica, I noticed and it's a big part of why I lost interest. To ditch actual callers completely was just too much.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 01:28 (four months ago) link

Really it was Benjy being kicked out of the studio that soured me, and I can't stand Brett.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 01:29 (four months ago) link

how can you do the show without guys like pittsburgh pete and bong hit?

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 01:37 (four months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L74chhUVRII

i haven't listened post-2012ish but there are still thousands of hours of stern material i've never heard, like this, a gem from the krock days

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 01:38 (four months ago) link

Jim from Raleigh still gets thru sometimes

flappy bird, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 02:29 (four months ago) link

"To ditch actual callers completely was just too much"

???? Every single day, he takes calls…

veronica moser, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 13:10 (four months ago) link

Ass Napkin called in recently

calstars, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 13:33 (four months ago) link

what's he up to?

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 15:52 (four months ago) link

https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2019/05/artie_lange_rehab_pumping_gas_love_howard_stern.jpg

this poor guy was pumping gas until a couple days ago when he was busted again, failed a piss test. doesn't look good.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 15:58 (four months ago) link

"To ditch actual callers completely was just too much"

???? Every single day, he takes calls…

― veronica moser, Tuesday, May 21, 2019 9:10 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how many of them are canned though? or exclusively fawning? even from 3-4 years ago, the show just feels so much less spontaneous.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 17:06 (four months ago) link

Hey baby gorilla, fill it up with regular

calstars, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 17:31 (four months ago) link

Benji wearing all black clothes to make himself look slimmer
Fred in his Benjy voice: “I’m a chubby ninja”

calstars, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:53 (four months ago) link

lol i'm glad he didn't get fired

flappy bird, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:57 (four months ago) link

Someone at HBO must have rebuked Howard. He’s been crapping on them for awhile now and speaking favorably of Netflix

calstars, Sunday, 2 June 2019 22:53 (four months ago) link

https://youtu.be/SpbPXRS6Q_8

‘95 classic dumb fight between Stuttering John and Robin

calstars, Friday, 7 June 2019 03:29 (four months ago) link

I tried listening a few weeks ago for a few days. Some parts were good, but the news is no longer enjoyable because of the voice actor phonecalls interrupting every 2 minutes.

billstevejim, Monday, 10 June 2019 06:38 (four months ago) link

Large portions of the show these days are skippable , esp the execrable feature interviews. Ronnie and JD bringing the best content for the last couple of months imho

calstars, Monday, 10 June 2019 13:02 (four months ago) link

that is a great fight, I remember it, thanks for sharing

I saw he had Bill Maher on - they made up?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 16:29 (four months ago) link

I’m about a month behind but wouldn’t be surprised. H is friendly with everyone these days. God bless Wendy Williams for still truly aggravating him.

calstars, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 16:52 (four months ago) link

god that rant was so good

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 16:59 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO4Jg9aVGCY

H gives an off-air presentation to his staff on his plans for the show

calstars, Thursday, 4 July 2019 12:36 (three months ago) link

did Joe Rogan steal Howard Stern's career?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 July 2019 12:59 (three months ago) link

it's entirely possible

flappy bird, Friday, 5 July 2019 05:03 (three months ago) link

Still one of the best weeks of the show ever imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoW004IFq-s

flappy bird, Friday, 5 July 2019 05:04 (three months ago) link

"I just don't want the power to go out. And you know Robin and I were talking about this last night, like what is this bullshit with the power going out? We're in New York, there's no power lines. Maybe the power is from upstate and they ship it down here. Where is the power? Where does it start? Where does power start? Anybody know anything about power? I realized there's so much in our world I don't know, and I'll live and have died never having known like, 'Where's the power come from? Where is the place where the power is actually made?'"

flappy bird, Friday, 5 July 2019 05:12 (three months ago) link

God, I forgot Evil Dave sits in starting at like 30 min in the above clip. Just fucking brilliant...

flappy bird, Friday, 5 July 2019 19:08 (three months ago) link

I also just remembered he died last year. fuck!

flappy bird, Friday, 5 July 2019 19:09 (three months ago) link

Evil Dave was great, still have a soft spot in my heart for Wood Yi

calstars, Friday, 5 July 2019 19:16 (three months ago) link

https://youtu.be/Cfd7WotmFY4

A tarzishian from the blumpkin galaxy calls Riley

calstars, Friday, 5 July 2019 19:21 (three months ago) link

Never heard this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhknCBX2fUU

flappy bird, Saturday, 6 July 2019 05:16 (three months ago) link

first appearance

flappy bird, Saturday, 6 July 2019 05:16 (three months ago) link

H’s farewell to radio to the tune of “my way” on 5/22 seems like a genuine moment

calstars, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:29 (three months ago) link

Mad Magazine 22 years ago

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D--UPzJUEAApjbP.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:39 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

does anybody have the complete Hurricane Sandy saga? just that whole week.... dm me

flappy bird, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:33 (two months ago) link

“Gotta secure my trampoline boff!”

calstars, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 18:03 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Artie looks good

https://i.imgur.com/SrwrI3J.png

flappy bird, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:13 (one month ago) link

Looks like he gave up his beloved pancakes and Hawaiian punch

calstars, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:46 (one month ago) link

Caller “mike” destroys King of al Blacks on 6/25

calstars, Saturday, 21 September 2019 01:48 (three weeks ago) link

did he bring up his faucets

flappy bird, Saturday, 21 September 2019 22:22 (three weeks ago) link

three weeks pass...

“Soft swinging”

calstars, Monday, 14 October 2019 01:32 (three days ago) link

So steamy

calstars, Monday, 14 October 2019 01:39 (three days ago) link

Saw he made up with Bill Maher and went on his show but I don't dare watch

flappy bird, Monday, 14 October 2019 02:19 (three days ago) link


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