goodfellas poll cuz i'm bored

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Henry Hill: [narrating] Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? H6
Tommy DeVito: Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "4
Jimmy Two Times: I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers. 4
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny2
Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not 2
Henry: I had to start braising the beef, pork butt and veal shanks for the tomato sauce. It was Michael's favorite. I w2
Henry Hill: [narrating] As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. 2
Karen: I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave1
Henry Hill: [narrating] And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action... have to wait ar1
Henry Hill: For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk th1
Jimmy Conway: I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your0
Tommy DeVito: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you'd be late for your own fuckin' funeral. 0
Tommy DeVito: Where you going? Where you going, you dizzy motherfucker, you? 0
Henry Hill: If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. The0
Police Detective: Ha ha ha ha. Bye bye, dickhead. Ha ha ha. See you in Attica, dick. 0
Young Henry: [gesturing at mailman] That's the guy! 0
Tommy DeVito: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Je0
Tommy DeVito: [Tommy holds up a gun at the truck driver he's hijacking] Where's the strong box you fuckin' varmint, you?0
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox. 0
Henry Hill: Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies. 0
Henry Hill: All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about.0
Henry Hill: [narrating] One day the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know 0
Henry Hill: [narrating] Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even0
We would now have one of our own as a member. 0
Henry Hill: [narrating] You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like, you'd say to somebody: "You're gonn0
Tommy DeVito: Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or do you still go for the old hearts and lungs? [Henry0
Morrie: Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time. 0
Tommy DeVito: He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll te0
Paulie: You broke your cherry!0


s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 05:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i haven't decided myself but i love this one:

Tommy DeVito: [Tommy holds up a gun at the truck driver he's hijacking] Where's the strong box you fuckin' varmint, you?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 05:31 (fifteen years ago) link

i voted for "i'll dig the fuckin' hole..."

impudent harlot, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 05:48 (fifteen years ago) link

ive seen this more than any other movie (me and every other cable subscriber) and i still cant place every line - i voted get the papers get the papers for sentimental reasons

jhøshea, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck you pay me monologue best use of voice over in any movie ever

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 06:11 (fifteen years ago) link

they should use that in other movies as montage score material

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link

chipper young folks holding a fundraiser to save some old shit in their stupid little town that holds some kind of sentimental value, "...so now he has paulie as a partner"

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

underdog sports team on a winning streak, "so you had a fire?"

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 06:14 (fifteen years ago) link

in fact what I have just said is perhaps the richest trove of cheap youtube mashup material that anybody has come up with in the history of youtube

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Karen: I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.

Because women be just as badass as men, and power, as much as we strive to counteract its tingly charms, can be erotic as fuck.

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 08:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Missing my two favourite quotes, Joe Pesci's 'Do I amuse You' spiel and this:

Henry Hill (narrating): Johnny Dio did the meat. We had no broiler, so he did everything in pans. It smelled up the joint and the hacks used to die.....but he cooked a great steak.

Johnny Dio: How do you like yours?

Henry Hill: Rare. Medium rare.

Johnny Dio: Medium rare. Hmm, an aristocrat.

Billy Dods, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link

"I had to start braising the beef" without a doubt for the amazing "Jump Into the Fire" bit.

Stevie D, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i was only doing single lines/monologues, not exchanges.

and i do have do i amuse you in there.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

one of my favourite moments:

Paulie: You broke your cherry!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck you, pay me.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

FUCK YOU PAY ME

gbx, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

no. fuck YOU, pay ME.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Tommy DeVito: Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'

Classic

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

schnook (followed immediately by Sid Vicious) ftw

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Two times, two times.

Eazy, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

My vote:
One day the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect. New name, mon: The Original Nuttah Take heed and take check UK Apache along di Shy FX And when we come it's murderation! All original gangsta man, hear what mi tellin' now Ya hear mi Come and nuh imitate Originate! Wi come fi originate Alright, mate? Know what yer doing, mate [In here we get 'em comin' about kill] So now I'm 'unna stop talk Watch mi tell dem, rude boy Watch this!

Ok, this seemed funnier before I actually wrote the post.

mehlt, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i never got around to voting. RIP goodfellas the poll

s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

haha what would you have picked?

gff, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

"Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you'd be late for your own fuckin' funeral."

I'd've voted for that one. Best scene in the movie hands down. I like to rewind and watch Samuel L. Jackson's head get split open over and over again.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

You said you wanted coffee?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link

it's too hard to decide! i might've picked

Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

or... one i forgot to put... after henry comes home late and karen's mom is yelling at him, the way tommy imitates her always gets me... "HENRY! WHAT KIND OF DEGENERATE ARE YOU?"

this line also hot:

Karen: I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide...

s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 07:36 (fifteen years ago) link

i like Karen's mom in that scene:

WHAT kind of PEOPLE are these??

gff, Thursday, 27 December 2007 07:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i voted dogs

gff, Thursday, 27 December 2007 07:40 (fifteen years ago) link

"take my wife, please"

Ste, Thursday, 27 December 2007 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i would've voted 'two times'

Ste, Thursday, 27 December 2007 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link

also missing Paulie - "but now i gotta turn my back on you"

Ste, Thursday, 27 December 2007 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

unfuckingbelievable, all of them. every fucking girl in my life.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 27 December 2007 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

"In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians": I usually say this within five minutes of meeting Jewish girls. And as a result have no Jewish friends.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 December 2007 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't worry, I know how to talk to Karen, especially to her.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 27 December 2007 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

"Karen! Why'd you do that, Karen? That was all we had!" <-- unremarkable quote but it's always the one that pops into my head

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 27 December 2007 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

"I'M SAH-RY!"

Or the line at the dinner table that goes something along the lines of "Do not feed the dog the food that came off of the table that it was on."

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Or the line at the dinner table that goes something along the lines of "Do not feed the dog the food that came off of the table that it was on."

yes! She enunciates every word too, so you wonder if Bracco was trying to remember a forgotten line (and mangled it) or if she was after something else.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5355/goodfellaspaintingyr0.jpg

cankles, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

"Whaddaya want from me?"

Trip Maker, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

four years pass...

Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox. 0

;_;

five years pass...

I just found my Go Get Your Shinebox shirt <3

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 15:48 (five years ago) link

/Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox. 0/

;_;

otm wtf ilx

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:04 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

fuckin' break up my fuckin' party

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 06:02 (three years ago) link

ten months pass...

HE BOUGHT HIS FUCKIN' BUTTON

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 03:53 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

Or the line at the dinner table that goes something along the lines of "Do not feed the dog the food that came off of the table that it was on."

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, December 27, 2007

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2023 23:32 (one week ago) link

0 votes for Billy Batts is insane

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 22 January 2023 23:40 (one week ago) link

Please. Stop. Feeding the dog from the table from the plate on top of it.

I have to.

You don’t have to.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 22 January 2023 23:45 (one week ago) link

Needs a few more Morrie options:

Oh, Henry boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling...You half mick, half guinea--I'll sing with an Italian accent.

clemenza, Sunday, 22 January 2023 23:45 (one week ago) link

i laugh every time at "I have to."

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 23 January 2023 01:09 (one week ago) link


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