Holiday Popcorn Tins: The Tinnening

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Nacho Cheez 8
Caramel Simulacra7
Synthetic Butter 5


Wrinklepaws, Sunday, 23 December 2007 17:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

I just saw a newspaper article where workers in a factory that put tons of synthetic butter flavoring onto popcorn were suing the company for exposing them to toxic substance (i.e. the butter flavor) without proper training or protective equipment. The workers were all getting chronic illnesses.

Aimless, Sunday, 23 December 2007 19:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

i can't believe it's not cancer

gershy, Sunday, 23 December 2007 19:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

a friend brought one of these into the office yesterday. the flavor choices: caramel, cheese, and (wait for it) bacon cheese ranch. urgh.

tipsy mothra, Sunday, 23 December 2007 19:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

when the apocalypse comes, all that will be left will be cockroaches and tins of popcorn.

Emily Bjurnhjam, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

"simulacra"? you've gone too far, "chad"

bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

These are all bad, and therefore enjoyable in a sick way. I'm voting for the cheez variety, though, since it is not only bad, but also makes a huge mess on your fingers.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

if butter wins i will eat my hat

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

without butter, roxy!

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

yes

if butter wins, i will eat my hat, without butter

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

(voting butter)

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

(synthbutter? nylobutter?)

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

Nothing personal, you understand, I'm merely starved for entertainment.

PS: is your hat made of popcorn?

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

I will make a seperate poll for you, the viewer, to decide which of my hats I will eat, should butter win.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 06:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

fuck eating a hat

tehresa, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 06:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

tehresa otm

Aimless, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

*applauds*

roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

guessing gabbneb voted butter on this

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

i don't understand this poll

a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

^above and beyond

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

isn't the point to be able to switch between them every time you reach in?

Maria, Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

it just occured to me: do some people remove the cardboard seperator from the center and let the popcorn styles mix freely?!

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

nine years pass...

^yes and those people should be murdered

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:06 (one week ago) Permalink


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