recipes with urine in them

holy shitting christ

I guess that explains why there isn't any salt in these recipes.

GOT THE INLAWS IN FOR THANKSGIVING I TAKE IT LOL

Piss-ta

Takes 100g of pasta per person
Boil in urine until al dente

Serve with a cheesy sauce

http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=832&imgCollectId=59

Antipasto Pisto

cheese, meats, veggies in bite size

pickle herring and baby corn in piss and vinegar

serve from the waist

Why would I click on this thread?

urine for a treat

urine denial

what do you call it when a Rolling Stone goes for a piss? mickjaggeration

what do you call a moron with an expensive eduaction?

urine go bragh

No. 1 Lobster Thermidor

Ingredients
1 medium cooked lobster
2 tablespoons butter
1 shallot, finely chopped
1/4 cup white wine
1/4 cup double cream
1 1/2 cups urine (fresh)
1 tablespoon lemon juice (fresh)
2 tablespoons chopped parsley (fresh)
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese (fresh)

Directions
Cut the lobster in half lengthwise, removing meat from the claws and tail and head and set aside. Cut meat up into pieces and place back inside the shell.
Melt the butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the shallot; cook and stir until tender. Mix in the fish stock, white wine and double cream. Piss into a measuring cup or metal bowl, and stir in immediately. Bring to a boil, and cook until amount is reduced by half. Mix in the lemon juice, parsley and pepper.
Preheat broiler. Place the lobster halves on a broiling pan or sheet, spoon the sauce over the lobster meat in the shell. Sprinkle Parmesan cheese over top.
Broil for 3 to 4 minutes, just until golden brown. Serve hot.

ALASKA YELLOW SNOW CRAB WITH DIABLO BUTTER

* ½ cup butter
* 1 tsp. Dijon-style mustard
* 4-6 drops hot pepper sauce
* 4 Alaska Snow Crab clusters, thawed if necessary
* roughly half a good piss

Place butter in microwave-safe bowl. Microwave on High power, 1 minute, until melted. Stir in mustard and hot pepper sauce to taste. Empty half of your bladder into bowl, aiming toward the middle of the mixture to avoid splashing off the sides of the bowl. Place Alaska Snow Crab in single layer in microwave-safe baking dish. Cover with vented plastic wrap. Microwave on High power 4-5 minutes, until heated through. Serve with Diablo butter for dipping. Makes 4 servings.

Chocolate Ginger Potty de Creme

Serves 6

i n g r e d i e n t s
3 cups light cream
1/2 cup whipping cream
4 1/2 tablespoons granulated sugar
3 tablespoons fresh ginger root, peeled and finely chopped
9 large egg yolks
30 ml urine
Pinch of Salt
6 ounces bittersweet* chocolate coarsely chopped

d i r e c t i o n s
Position your oven rack in the center of the oven and preheat to 325 degrees. Combine the 3 cups of light creme along with 2 tablespoons of sugar in a heavy medium saucepan. Bring the mixture to a simmer while you whisk. Stir in the ginger and add the chocolate and stir until it is melted and smooth.Remove the pan from the heat. Cover the saucepan and let stand for 30 minutes.

Select a large bowl. Whisk in the egg yolks, remaining sugar, vanilla, and salt until it is well blended. Whisk in the chocolate mixture and urine. Strain the mixture into a large 4-cup measuring cup.

Place 6 pots de creme cups or small (soufflé, or custard cups) in a large roasting pan. Distribute mixture between cups. Pour enough hot water in the pan to come halfway up the sides of the dishes. Cover the pan with aluminum foil (or use pot lids if you have them). Place in oven and bake until the custard is just set around the edges, approximately 20 minutes.

Remove the pan from the oven. Remove dishes from the pan and allow them to cool uncovered. Then, cover and chill in refrigerator at least 2 hours and as long as overnight.

To Serve
Beat the whipping creme until soft peaks form. Spoon creme into a pastry bag with a star shaped tip. Pipe one star in the middle of each dish and serve.

Bring the mixture to a simmer while you whisk.

Pancetta and Cabbage Pissotto

Ingredients
1 small onion (finely diced)
1/2 cup bacon, cut into thin strips
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
3 tablespoons butter
1 savoy cabbage (stalk removed and finely shredded)
1 bladder full of urine
1 1/2 cups arborio rice
1/2 cup parmesan, grated
salt and pepper

Directions
In a large dutch oven melt butter and oil over medium heat. Add onion and bacon and cook until the onion is lightly browned. Do not burn.
Add cabbage and turn the heat down to medium low. Turn a few times and cover. Cook until the cabbage becomes colored rich nut brown, stirring every few minutes to prevent burning.
Add rice to pot, turning heat back up to medium. Stir quickly, adding squirts of piss and letting them absorb as best you can while stirring continuously. Continue until the rice is soft but still a little al dente, then empty the rest of your bladder into another bowl for immediate refrigeration.
Remove from the heat. Stir in remaining butter, parmesan and season to taste.

pisstachio

Plomeek Soup

Ingredients

1 cup onion (finely chopped)
1 cup butter
4 cups carrots (peeled and chopped)
5 cups celery (chopped)
4 cups urine (chilled)
1 teaspoon pepper

Directions

Melt butter in a saucepan and saute the onions over low heat until transparent. Add the remaining butter, melt, and add the carrots. cooking over low heat until browned, about 30 minutes. Add the celery and cook 10 more minutes on low heat. Pour in chilled urine and pepper, bring to a boil, then reduce heat and let simmer for about an hour, or until the smell is overpowering.

I don't want to have to save up this much urine! Where would I keep it? It's not like the Martha Stewart Everyday Basics line has a peepee decanter.

you can reuse milk or juice containers, just be sure to rinse them thoroughly. how many are you cooking for?

It depends on how much pee-pee I can make!

"A special organic, free-range broth"

You see, women have smaller bladders than women, and THEY can hold abt 8 oz. (I learned this from the Wonder Years!) Eight oz. is one cup, so as a woman if I want to make that lobster thermidor that's gonna take me at least 24 hours worth of pees.

women have smaller bladders than women

you mean this>?

http://secondthoughts.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/matroshki.jpg

you can reuse milk or juice containers, just be sure to rinse them thoroughly.

You wouldn't want to CONTAMINATE IT or anything.

urine is mostly sterile, so no you wouldn't

I thought this was about Icelandic cuisine. (some of the listed delicacies are rumored to be pickled in human urine)

no, these are all 100% real

...and thus not Icelandic?

i hate to tell you, but look santa up on snopes, dude

phuk u all

you have to look at the deeper meaning of christmas is all

have some fruit cake

Ingredients

1 lb dates
1/2 lb nuts
1 cup urine (chilled)
1 lb butter
3 cups flour
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon cloves
1/2 teaspoon allspice
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon rose water
1/4 cup molasses
3 lb raisins
1 lb peel (mixed)
1/2 cup black currant juice
3/4 lb brown sugar
7 eggs
1 grated nutmeg
1 teaspoon lemon
1/2 teaspoon Ratiffa
1/2 teaspoon soda

Directions

Prepare fruit, pour urine and black currant juice over same and leave stand overnight. Cream butter, then add eggs and beat well; then add molasses and soda beaten until light. Next add flour. Sprinkle fruit with flour and add to bake in tins buttered and lined with heavy brown paper. Bake for three hours, being sure not to open the oven in between, even if you have to go real bad.

urine is only sterile until it exits the body.

i know, that's why you have to be sure you wash any containers you keep it in

i thought that was mainly because of the smell

to comply with NSF standards, urine should should be chilled to under 40 deg F within 4 hours of evacuation.

Breaded Pmarinated chicken
Ingredients

boned chicken Breast or chicken thigh
½ teaspoon pepper
½ cup parsley
¼ cup chopped onion
1 garlic clove minced
1 Cup Urine to cover
Bread Crumbs
Olive Oil

Directions
Place Chicken into a bowl and cover with urine. Add in pepper, parsley, chopped onion, garlic. Note that cumin, cayenne pepper or other seasoning can also be added. Let stand for hours while adding urine as necessary. Remove the chicken and bread. Fry in olive oil. A gravy can be made by adding a pinch of flower to fresh urine and mixed into the fry pan and stirred to reduce after removing the chicken. Serve with the gravy and a green salad with dressing.

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

 as necessary

brexiteer chips