What was the last thing you broke?

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This week I have trodden on my watch and slept on my mobile phone snapping the aerial (aerials = so passe, I know). What have you destroyed recently?

Graham, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

My car!!!

*SOB*

Samantha, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I seem to have lost a pink jewel from my left earring. I suppose that counts as broken.

Other than that, just the usual quota of young men's hearts (ahem).

Emma, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Blimey moses, *nothing* for at least a couple of weeks - maybe I'm finally growing into gracefulness. Car: Samantha, the exhaust dropped off mine on the A1 last week, I feel your pain. I'm not counting it, though, cos *I* didn't break it.

Ellie, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Land speed record. Har.

Tim, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Voice. I tend not to break things.

Last thing I melted however was Emma's colander.

Pete, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

With mental powers, Pete, or what?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Wind.

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Well that's nice, Dan.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Rainy's heart

mike hanle y, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

My Heart, My Will, and my F&*#in' Mind.

Deadman, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Punk.

Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Promises

electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Headphones. Yet again. Threw a jar of Tippex at my mirror which exploded and has made a lovely action painting effect.

emil.y, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

headphones

anthony, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

A wind-up toy from a cereal box, by accident.

DG, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Hanle y: Rainy's heart

You rascal!

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"razkal"

mike hanle y, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Something incidental but very close to my heart, given to me by my mommy as a graduation-and-big-move-to-New-York present: a classic pair of sunglasses which made me feel fantastically chic and (even better) well loved every time I wore them. They lasted almost 4 years and I cried when I snapped 'em in half.

Pyth, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I consciously removed the magnetic strip from a new photocopy card, because I was sure it was my old travelcard, despite only vague physical resemblances. I am a twat. Don't think there's anything else. Oh, my alarm clock falls apart everytime I try to set it. The nobs fall off, see.

alix, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I broke a glass last night. I was dancing and I lost the run of myself.

Ronan, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

aaaauuughhhhhh! i just got back from work to find that one of my roommates broke my beloved KITCHENAID MIXER! *cry* i didn't even think that was possible! this makes me so sad, so unbelievably sad. if you like to cook, you must understand. this is painful.

geeta, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

How can you break a Kitchenaid??? They're built like Samsonite luggage, like Mack trucks, like insert-unbreakable-thing-here.

Pyth, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

shayne carter's anal hymen.

di, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

my chest of drawers. It was crap anyway. The top drawer came off its little plastic runners which sent it crashing down onto the drawer below in a kind of domino effect, as that then crashed dwon onto the drawer below. I tried glueing the runners back on with Araldite. This lasted about a week, after which I resorted to a hammer and nails. The drawers are now going back and forth, but they are very stiff and I think I'll have to give in and suggest that my landlord buys a new chest of drawers. Problem is, he is sure to blame me and tell me that I've been putting too many articles of clothing in the drawers, which is probably true.

MarkH, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I just two minutes ago stepped on my copy of Geogaddi. It probably still plays though but there you go, right-up-to-the-minute breakage action!

Tom, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet it sounds warped now...

Andrew L, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

the other night I was at a bar and this guy insisted on showing me some kind of plasticy, purple, um, utility card thingie. It was all very confusing, I'm pretty sure it was made by the swiss army people, it had some useful things on it and was the size of a credit card, to fit in the wallet, y'understand.

Yeah so anyway, I immediately broke it. I broke the protractor part off it. A look of horror came over his face. Then my friend used the toothpick from it, and it was all over.

We tried to make amends with him, but he had obviously not had much experience with loud, clumsy girls who take liberties with other people's personal hygeine items. For the rest of the night he just stared at us with the look of someone sickly fascinated by a car wreck.

rainy, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I pushed a candle off a ladder yesterday.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

My Palm VII. Sob.

, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

One of the lights in the bathroom. Not the light itself, but the thing that held it onto the wall. #47 in a series of things I've managed to destroy already in my new house.

electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I always break cd cases. I should tidy so that I don't have to tread on them to get anywhere, but I'm too lazy. My headphones always break and I don't know why, I can't even work out if it's them or the adaptors or the hi-fi because all three seem to act broken sometimes and not others. Grr.

Perhaps next I should concentrate my energy on breaking some bones so that I don't have to get up tomorrow morning to go and type in email addresses and batch-convert files.

Rebecca, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Coincidentally, a friend of mine was showing off one of those uitility card thingies during lunch today. I didn't get to touch it tho, so intact it remains.

Kim, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
I just broke a table! I tripped over it and the leg snapped off. Ow! My knee hurts!

jamesmichaelward, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link


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