Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

The people on freecycle make me rage.

At least the one's I've dealt with. They have made shit so complicated. YOU ARE GETTING FREE STUFF, STOP BEING A COLOSSAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

Kenan, that pic of me at Intonation is AWFUL. It really reflects how I felt there--tired, hot, drunk, and just plain worn out.

but that pic of me with the cock ring is nice. I look MUCH better than I felt that morning. And I look like I'm wearing lip gloss.

Apparently, Staples recycles computers.

Kenan, that pic of me at Intonation is AWFUL.

It's gone.

Yay, I just got boxes from Julia!

:)

I heard. She has a ton. Or used to.

I'm taking some time off of ILX to get some things done -- drop a line if there's a TTday, etc. See you soon!

Aw, Kenan, thanks, but you didn't have to get rid of that photo. Marking it private would have been OK. But thank you!

hey evan, are you licensed emt/b in illinois?

Job Title: FIRE COMMUNICATIONS OPERATOR I
Job Category: ALL
Job ID: C8605-0001-2000
Minimum Job Qualifications: Current certification by the State of Illinois as an Emergency Medical Technician / Basic (EMT / B).

QUALIFICATIONS FOR HIRE: Those on eligible list must have a high school diploma,or GED; and must pass a drug screen and background investigation prior to hire.

PLEASE NOTE: Successful candidates must be able to type 25 wpm and have a strong knowledge of Chicago's expressways and major streets, and their location based on Chicago's grid numbering system.

AGE: As of the date of applications, an applicant must have reached his/her 20th birthday.
Minimum Salary: Special Rate
Duties: Receives emergency 9-1-1 calls from persons reporting fires or requesting emergency medical services; operates a two-screen computer console connected to a computer aided dispatch system and telephone equipment to receive and process 9-1-1 calls; obtains pertinent information from callers to determine location and extent of fire including conditions at the incident scene and if hazardous materials are present; obtains pertinent information from callers requesting emergency medical services and uses a triage computer screen to determine whether requests are of an emergency and life threatening nature; assigns priority codes and provides pre-arrival instructions to callers awaiting emergency medical services; relays emergency request information to Fire Communications Operators II for dispatching; performs related duties as required.

CHICAGO: EVEN AN ASTRONAUT HAS TO GO POTTY.

i think that fucking commercial finally broke my brain.

Que?

I'm finally watching the cornholing video. Nice work, but I have to go to work now.

I have a job interview this afternoon, i'm so confident that right now i'm filling out an online application for another job. my favorite question so far:

Are you willing to work with others?
Yes
No

willing, yes. looking forward to, no.

"if I hafta"

that question made me realize my ideal job is probably toll booth attendant.

You've done your share of troublemaking
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree

It is hard to really care about work when the job is boring
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree

Those questions would be fine if they were on a job counselor's questionnaire, but on a job application they're pretty loaded.

I hate shit like that, because if you tell the truth it makes you look bad but if you lie it's really obvious that you're lying. When I worked for that company in Richmond that did testing for potential employees, they used questions like that to find out how honest people were being in the testing.

it just got worse from there, i'm actually hoping i don't get this job and i'm beyond broke at this point.

You don't work too hard because it doesn't pay off anyway
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree

^^my fave^^

the correct answer would have been i don't work too hard because i'm likely hung the hell over.

ugh. Good morning. I want to eat everything in the world for breakfast today.

jesse, what did you try to post on my myspace? It says image does not exist.

Oh who knows. What time was it?

meh. Skip it. You should be on facebook instead, anyway.

OK LISTEN UP CHICAGO

Jenny and I are going to go see a midnight showing of Hedwig and the Angry Inch on either Friday or Saturday night at the Music Box. Come with us.

I'll let you know which night in a bit.

Leslie: This is the subject line of a spam email I got: "My new guy's prick is enormous, and my mouth is tiny."

http://i-love-cartoons.com/snags/clipart/Hello-Kitty/Hello-Kitty-painting.jpg

I want to see Hedwig on stage.

this is the small mouth person

http://celshader.com/gallery/besm/besm04.gif

thanks for the heads-up, kev

i'm not current with my IL license, but I'm nationally registered and current in MT. I've been looking into how to make it happen here in Chicago

Nick, were you trying to post a pic up there? I just see a blank post.

Today is easy.

Hey, you know what's really good? C0zy C0rner. Thanks, Dan.

Yeah, I was making a joke similar to Kenan's, but mine was funnier, because it was Hello Kitty, who has no mouth at all.

my weekend: watch the Office, drink, gig, fried chicken, rehearse, gig, ribs, drink, sleep, brunch, record, fried chicken, watch the Office, sleep

I have been thinking about guitars and recording a lot this weekend. Probably too much.

recording is awesome

how does hello kitty eat?

complicated osmotic processes

photosynthesis

subsists on merchandising royalties

does she poo? I bet that's some cute poo.

http://www.icbe.org/blog/wp-content/images/hellokittypoop.png

question answered!

I have it on good authority that Hello Kitty uses sunlight energy to convert carbon dioxide and water into oxygen and glucose through the process of photosynthesis.

I've done a lot of packing, but it seems like there still must be so much more to go. I don't know if that's just a function of having a sink still full of dishes and sheets still on the bed, etc., things that aren't going to change until this weekend, anyway.

http://library.thinkquest.org/27819/media/calvin_cycle.gif

^^^^named for Dr. Melvin Calvin -- MTU WHAT?!?

I'm a Krebs man, myself.

oh hi are we talking about metabolic pathways