vaginas are not clown cars

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what the hell

river wolf, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

what are the odds on these fine, upstanding Christian Americans that Fox News is so fond of... being on some kind of social welfare?

milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Creepiest thread title in a long time.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Michelle has been pregnant for 126 months — or 10.5 years — of her life.

jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"It actually went fast," she said. "I guess once I started progressing, it went within 30 minutes."

"I guess" = "I dunno, at this point I just lay back and they slide right out"

nabisco, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

they live in a 7000 sf house! and feed 17 mouths every day! they've got to be on some kind of welfare or else they are riiiiiiiich

river wolf, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh wait, I've seen that little picture you allude to.

The bad thing about having lots of younger siblings is the youngest don't even seem like siblings of the oldest...by the time the youngest is in kindergarten, the oldest is married w/kids, making them more of an aunt or uncle figure.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Their tax refund must be stupendous.

nabisco, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

The people I know w/19 kids (some adopted) are diabetes research doctors & can afford it just fine, with a basement pool and everything.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

"Sex for us is like a chapstick entering the Luray Caverns at this point," said Jim Bob.

milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

ps abbott i spent a day in twin falls ID this week and it was the weirdest town i have ever been in

river wolf, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

ha ha "Jinger"

sexyDancer, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

The list of the kids' names deserves its own poll.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

God, there's nothing more revoltingly precious than naming your kids with the same letter.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG Twin Falls is extremely weird! The only weirder town in Id is St. Anthony (or as they call it, Sunatanee). Twin is totally the armpit of Idaho. Did you see Hell's Canyon, America's deepest canyon (next to this lady's vag)?

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

think the eldest kids are EVER going to have children? I'd go in for a Kenanectomy the day I turned 18 if this were my family.

milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Jedediah is in for a world of Indian rope burns and atomic wedgies.

David R., Friday, 3 August 2007 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

One thing I find interesting about families like this, though, is that instead of the middle-class western mentality where you concentrate on giving your child every advantage to get them where you want, a lot of larger families seem to still work on the old-school model where you give kids life and feed them as best you can, and then they're off and ... well, there's a life for them, and they'll do as best they can like humans everywhere.

That's a poor articulation of that, maybe.

nabisco, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

They live in a place called TONTITOWN.

I grew up next to a lot of 11 or 12 kid families...the oldest ones always got married at like 18-20 and were having kids at quite the clip.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Michelle has been pregnant for 126 months — or 10.5 years — of her life.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Jedediah is in for a world of Indian rope burns and atomic wedgies.

he's home schooled. he knows of no other children.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Every time these people have a baby they make the news, and every time I'm confused by "Jinger." It always takes me way too much time to process that they must mean it to be pronounced like "ginger" (the spice).

These people terrify me.

Sara R-C, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

And yeah, defs what Nabisco describes. Or teaching each other how to cook, dress, what teachers to take at school...practical knowledge from one another less than from the parents.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I drove through Tontitown on my moped two weeks ago. These Duggars, they are practically my neighbors.

iiiijjjj, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I drove over Hell's Canyon! It was totally surprising; wasn't prepared for it at all.

But the downtown was the weirdest shit I've ever seen. Those storefronts that weren't abandoned had weirdo stores that hadn't changed their stock in 50 years.

If I were a photojournalist, Twin Falls would be a really interesting place to do portraits/street scenes.

...also, the everyone with the letter "j" thing is fucking batshit.

river wolf, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

the Duggars have gone through an estimated 90,000 diapers

This is the kind of statistic that you can't find just anywhere.

Sara R-C, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude, ALL the downtowns in Idaho (save for Boise) are like that, even in the pop. 400 towns! Buildings that say "Hospital 1914" on the top and are occupied by some dry goods store that's had the same crepe paper in its window for the past 20 years and are still selling action figures from the "Dinosaurs" show.

xpost

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

My Jod, how did they come up with Jinger?

StanM, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

"Well, you can call me Jay..."

Michael White, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't really fathom how people do it, but I do find something about that notion of child-having kind of great! I mean, it requires a deep-down belief that the basics of having a life -- growing up with your family, engaging with the world, falling in love, having your own family -- are more important and better gifts than maximizing the success of just a couple children. It seems sappy as I type it, but that's kind of a gritty optimism! It's a belief that just living a life, no matter how it turns out, is a worthwhile thing ... which is an idea that I think is strangely absent or undervalued in the middle-class US a lot of the time.

nabisco, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I like it too, but a lot of times, FUCK, these kids are pooooor.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

naming your kids with the same letter

I don't know, I went to school with a few of the kids from a huge family (13 or 14 kids) where all the names ended with the syllables "erry": Barry, Cary, Gary, Harry, Jerry, Mary, Perry, Terry, etc. That way, the parents didn't have to remember the kid's actual name, just get close.

Jaq, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Isn't this just inertia at this point?

B.L.A.M., Friday, 3 August 2007 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

See, I feel exactly the opposite of nabisco here, because it's not like we're running out of human beings anytime soon, but we are running out of the kinds of things that families like this tend to use up at a prodigious fucking rate. You can have the kind of thing you describe with two kids just as easily as with twenty.

Phil D., Friday, 3 August 2007 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

lot of player hatin' on this thread

da croupier, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, it requires a deep-down belief that the basics of having a life -- growing up with your family, engaging with the world, falling in love, having your own family -- are more important and better gifts than maximizing the success of just a couple children. It seems sappy as I type it, but that's kind of a gritty optimism!

It's funny, nabisco, 'cause my ex-wife's Breton mother was one of 17 kids, the mother of whom grew up in a house with terre battue (beaten earth) floors and barely spoke French. One kid died in Indochina, one in Algeria, one was rather retarded (I met her. She warned my ex-wife to be careful about the red skins in America.), and several otheres died from alcoholism and suicide The brood's mother was dead by her late 50's. The whole thing seemed less like gritty, Protestant optimism and more like obscurantist, peasant fatalism with a nice overlay of some weird kind of French gothic decadence.

Michael White, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

If she had been willing to shell out just a little bit more for the Wallogina model, she could have saved herself quite a bit of time.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

wonder how much a 7000sq ft home in rogers, arkansas costs

Granny Dainger, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Phil D OTM

Sundar, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

LET'S FIND OUT!

xp

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

messy.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

approx 7K ft sq on .5 acres (!!!!!!!) of land for 2M. 5 total bedroom(s), 5 total bath(s), 4 total full bath(s), 2 total half bath(s)

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

lot of player hatin' on this thread

-- da croupier, Friday, August 3, 2007 10:52 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol!

s1ocki, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

You can't really have the same thing with two kids, Phil, because then you have only given two people life, and you could do it with more -- even with Michael's example, I think the optimism lies more in thinking that the fact of someone having a life at all is an extraordinary thing, and worthwhile even if it consists of much struggle or unextraordinary results. Here is life, go forth into it, etc.

I am not saying I recommend this, or that families couldn't comfortably live up to that around like 8 births -- just that I find it an interesting mentality to find in the western world, and there are notions in there that are worthwhile. People often talk about the economic reasons families in the third world have lots of children, but possibly leave out this mentality, where just having a child and sending him/her forth into the world is a thing in itself, just so long as you can feed it.

Seventeen still beats all, but my parents both come from families hovering around the 10-children point -- and on at least one side of the family, the idea of random east-African farmers having a bunch of kids and half of them winding up college professors in the US offers some slight recommendation to this sort of thing not always ending in misery. The thing is, even if all of those children hadn't lucked out, had died of childhood diseases or become random east-African farmers of even smaller plots, I'm not sure I'd describe it as some awful fatalism for my grandparents to have just been happy they had kids who saw the world for a while and struggled like everyone else.

That's probably not a good avenue of comparison, though, because in the third world the only real question is whether you can feed the child or not -- the west offers opportunities to invest in the child, to offer better education and buy things that make him/her happy, and so on...

nabisco, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway, rest assured I am not saying this is a wonderful plan, just that there's some kind of faith and optimism somewhere in there that I, umm, find touching and admire, from a great great distance.

nabisco, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

More must pass on our awesome, awesome genes!!!

Andi Mags, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

xp - but that house is in Little Rock, which is almost like civilization.

milo z, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Looking at the mom and one of the eldest girls, is this the actual family from the "Vagina, it's not a clown car"? photo? That pic was around in 2003 and I think there were 13 kids on it then, so that might be about right...

JTS, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.foxnews.com/images/303007/0_61_080307_17Kids.jpg

I like how the older kids are all smiles and the young ones are like "BEWARE BEWARE"

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

HUGE MULTIPAROUS is kind of a great term.

★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 14 December 2009 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

Feodor Vassilyev (Russian: Фёдор Васильев) (1707–1782) was a peasant from Shuya, Russia. Though not noteworthy himself, his first wife (whose name is unknown) set the record for most children birthed by a single woman. She gave birth to total of 69 children; however, few other details are known of her life, such as her date of birth or death. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69 children born survived infancy.

ah my second wife ol whats-her-face had like 70 kids its true

ice cr?m, Monday, 14 December 2009 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

69? Why can't I stop giggling at that nr. Oh right yeah.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 14 December 2009 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

clownar vehicularity of the vagina may be hereditary:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43422853/ns/today-parenting/

StanM, Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:21 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

#20 is expected in April 2012 !

StanM, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:17 (nine years ago) link

NSFW: http://ngiley.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sex-with-car.jpg

clown cars are not vaginas

Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:38 (nine years ago) link

God, there's nothing more revoltingly precious than naming your kids with the same letter.

― Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:28 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Go and sit on the stairs!

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:41 (nine years ago) link

Oh god a friend of mine posted a mini-rant on Facebook about how selfish this family is and how awful it is when the world is overpopulated as it is. Wow, I could never have anticipated the virtiol she got for that, like I've never seen so many torqued off women angrily firing off missives in ALL CAPS about "how dare you dictate how many children a family has" blah blah.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:08 (nine years ago) link

Well, label any set of people for being 'selfish', particularly on Facebook, and that's what will happen.

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:13 (nine years ago) link

It was more just the quantity and the tone of the responses that surprised me.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:13 (nine years ago) link

There are reasons against having a lot of kids, but ultimately it is up to the couple to decide the amount of kids they have (or not have). It is their choice. I would not ever want to be in her place. I love kids, but I would never have 20 kids. There's a limit (in my opinion): you can only give so much attention. I remember my gran once saying that her mother had way too many and that it must have been hell raising'em all. (About 12 in total.) My cousin said she felt lost out since she has about 5 siblings (?).

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:20 (nine years ago) link

One thing my wife and I have in common is if you go back a few generations, there's one family that had a large number of children. Making the 'family tree' chart unmanageably wide.

I think Queen Victoria had a few kids yeah?

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:22 (nine years ago) link

Anyway, back to the clown cars... or is it, um,

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:23 (nine years ago) link

Well I'm certainly not advocating some government mandate on number of children allowed per family, but I'm more bothered by the idea behind these super Christian "breeders" who are driven by the need to populate the earth with more "good Christians". That doesn't seem like a valid reason to continue having kids.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:23 (nine years ago) link

Thing is, if you have too large a family, there's nobody in town you are allowed to shag marry.

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:25 (nine years ago) link

I still think Michelle probably has a pregnancy fetish.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:33 (nine years ago) link

I despise these people

dense macabre (DJP), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Oh god a friend of mine posted a mini-rant on Facebook about how selfish this family is and how awful it is when the world is overpopulated as it is. Wow, I could never have anticipated the virtiol she got for that, like I've never seen so many torqued off women angrily firing off missives in ALL CAPS about "how dare you dictate how many children a family has" blah blah.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 10:08 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Your friend is right. These people are disgusting and irresponsible and in this day in age there really is no good justification for having an excessively large family but I'm not surprised that she got shit for saying that. I've gotten shit for voicing similar myself from people who get either really defensive or assume that automatically means I'm in favor of laws restricting the number of kids someone can have which, of course, I'm not.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:39 (nine years ago) link

It's kind of understandable to be defensive if people are telling parents of large families they, morally, shouldn't have had one or more of the children they obviously love. It's such an emotive argument, and one expressed so badly online in a lot of cases, i can see why people might snap back even when it's a legitimate point sensitively made.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:48 (nine years ago) link

Well, yeah.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:51 (nine years ago) link

I am not in favor of laws restricting how many children a woman can have which is precisely why I feel very free to voice my opinion that ppl who have large broods make me wonder about their psychological state and make me question how much real thought they've given to the actual lives of their kids.

My ex-wife's mother was one of 17 kids; very Catholic peasant stock. It's weird how many can die and there's still a huge family.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:56 (nine years ago) link

The parents of these excessively large families seem to be addicted to the process of having babies. It's like Logan's Run, but once a child reach the age of 3, the kid is suddenly transformed into the caretaker of the next kid. Mom & Dad must be delegating a hell of a lot to make time for all that baby making.

Darin, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:58 (nine years ago) link

really only need to schedule time once every 9-12 months.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 19:11 (nine years ago) link

Hmm, so while preg and during b-feeding, no 'eggs' are released, right?

So, does that process of having an enormous amount of kids put off the menopause?

Mark G, Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:17 (nine years ago) link

Hmm, so while preg and during b-feeding, no 'eggs' are released, right?

I wouldn't rely on the second half of that statement

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:37 (nine years ago) link

I'm not.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:54 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/religious-right-leader-sued-sexual-battery-treating-young-follower-personal-sex-object

In a bombshell lawsuit that exposes the shocking ways women are treated in the Quiverfull movement — the patriarchal program popularized by the Duggar family and its TLC reality show 19 Kids and Counting — attorneys representing Lourdes Torres have revealed details of the abuse she received from Doug Phillips of Vision Forum.

The lawsuit [PDF], which includes counts of sexual battery and assault, details the “inappropriate, unwanted, and immoral sexual acts committed by Douglas Phillips against Ms. Torres,” noting that Phillips “methodically groomed Ms. Torres” since she was 15 years old “so that she would eventually participate in illicit sexual rendezvous with him promising that she could one day marry him” and “repeatedly told Torres that this was possible because his wife, Beall Phillips, was going to die soon.”

Phillips, one of the most prominent leaders of the Quiverfull movement, last year admitted to having “a lengthy, inappropriate relationship with a woman.” Phillips is extremely close to the Duggar family. In 2010, Torres was featured at the end of a video message at Phillips’ “Baby Conference” thanking Michelle Duggar, to whom Phillips had presented a “Mother of the Year” award.

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/religious-right-leader-sued-sexual-battery-treating-young-follower-personal-sex-object#sthash.t9YQCPrI.dpuf

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:13 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/168000-lifepetition-supporting-the-duggars-surpasses-anti-duggar-petition-t

https://www.lifesitenews.com/petitions/defend-the-duggar-family

"liberal extremists" have a problem with clown car mom opposing a transgender bill.

StanM, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 06:09 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

Josh Duggar, one of the members of the family that stars in TLC's "19 Kids and Counting" ... was the subject of a police investigation for allegedly sexually molesting 5 girls, some of whom are his sisters.
The story was broken by In Touch Weekly, but TMZ has confirmed with law enforcement that Josh Duggar -- who was around 14 at the time -- was the alleged molester against 5 girls starting in 2002.
According to the police report, Josh fondled the genitals and breasts of the girls, some of whom were sleeping, but sometimes they were interacting with him ... in one case reading a book.
There was another reported incident 9 months later. According to the police report, the police were not immediately contacted. Instead, Jim Bob, the dad, met with church elders and agreed Josh should be put in a treatment program. The police report says Josh's mom, Michelle, said it wasn't really a treatment center ... they simply sent Josh to a guy who was remodeling a building to do manual labor.
In 2006, the family was scheduled to appear on "Oprah," and before the show someone sent an email to Harpo warning that Josh had molested girls. Harpo forwarded the email to a hotline, which triggered a police investigation.
Cops wanted to question Josh, but Jim Bob lawyered him up and Josh declined the invitation.
Josh, who is now 27, apparently cannot be charged because the statute of limitations has run.
As for the Duggars, one of the family members told investigators, "this entire incident had brought the family closer to God" ... this according the police report.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/21/josh-duggar-sex-scandal-sexually-molested-minor-girls-sisters-19-kids-and-counting-tlc/#ixzz3anqo2BCB

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:28 (five years ago) link

assholes tried to cover it up and endangered any kids this asshole anti-gay activist came in contact with.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:34 (five years ago) link

I like how they sent him to a state trooper they knew for a stern talking to - and that state trooper is now doing 56 years in prison on child porn charges

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 May 2015 23:37 (five years ago) link

oh how that "stern talk" must have gone

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 May 2015 23:38 (five years ago) link

When Josh returned, the Duggars still did not contact authorities. Instead, they took him to Arkansas State Trooper Jim Hutchens's home. He was a Duggar family friend. According to the report, Hutchens did not take any official action and instead gave Josh a "very stern talk." In Touch reports that Hutchens is now serving 56 years in prison for child pornography.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 May 2015 23:38 (five years ago) link

Stern talking to: "Don't get caught"

Mark G, Friday, 22 May 2015 06:58 (five years ago) link

really surprised this thread wasn't started by D@n P3rry

brimstead, Friday, 22 May 2015 07:03 (five years ago) link

Show cancelled

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 22 May 2015 19:51 (five years ago) link

xp: it was started by someone who went to my high school, is that close enough?

DJP, Friday, 22 May 2015 19:54 (five years ago) link

Show cancelled

just when things were gettin good!

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 19:55 (five years ago) link

still marvelin at the state trooper thing. "Let's send Josh over to Jim's house - he uh, seems like he's had some experience with this kind of thing"

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 19:55 (five years ago) link

InToich stripping meat from bone regarding the interview: http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/duggar-interview-7-crucial-facts-they-didn-t-tell-you-the-cover-up-continues-59917

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 June 2015 06:35 (five years ago) link

I knew ILX would have a thread about this story, I just had no idea it would be titled "vaginas are not clown cars."

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:36 (five years ago) link

Not least because "clown car" implies accommodating numerous individuals simultaneously, not in succession.

ed.b, Saturday, 6 June 2015 15:48 (five years ago) link

At the circus, clown car arrives, clown gets out followed by another clown, then another, until an unfeasible amount of clowns have alighted from the vehicle.

There. Who says analysing comedy kills the humour?

Mark G, Saturday, 6 June 2015 16:19 (five years ago) link

But then the oldest clown starts molesting the younger ones.

StanM, Saturday, 6 June 2015 17:29 (five years ago) link

Not least because "clown car" implies accommodating numerous individuals simultaneously, not in succession.

― ed.b, Saturday, June 6, 2015 10:48 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nobody said the duggars don't have vivid imaginations.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Saturday, 6 June 2015 20:43 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

hey guys, good news! my friend from college who was kind of religious who then married a really religious dude and got into the whole "quiverfull" thing woke up and got divorced! it only took four or five kids, but then she apparently was like "whoa dude I am not having any more kids, i'm out of here"

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:05 (four years ago) link

four years pass...

Josh Duggar has been arrested for receiving and possessing child sexual abuse material. Haven't thought about these guys in a while.

peace, man, Friday, 30 April 2021 18:27 (one week ago) link

I knew ILX would have a thread about this story, I just had no idea it would be titled "vaginas are not clown cars."

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, June 5, 2015 7:36 PM bookmarkflaglink

full-on belly laugh

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 30 April 2021 18:30 (one week ago) link

Misread thread title as vaginas are not clown ears
And now I’m kinda done

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 1 May 2021 12:37 (one week ago) link


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