Dear Morrissey . . .

maybe morrissey is making all these shitty statements so he can find the twitter eggs

In his honor I shall eat copious amounts of meat today.

please don't.

Too late.

Morrissey responds to interview controversy by issuing a statement urging everyone to support 'For Britain':

For Britain is the bulldog breed that will never surrender.

The kind people
Have a wonderful dream
Morrissey on a life support machine

This is my last political strike.
If only.

maybe morrissey is making all these shitty statements so he can find the twitter eggs

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, April 18, 2018 10:28 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Bulldogs? Can’t breathe, short lifespan, skull squeezes brains, and the poor things are built so ridiculously after centuries of inbreeding that most can only give birth by c-section. Bulldogs are the embodiment of animal cruelty, you stupid piece of shit culchie fash.

https://www.mercht.com/c/shutup-morrissey

I would do anything for my Muslim friends, and I know they would do anything for me.

In view of this, there is only one British political party that can safeguard our security.

That party is For Britain.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bulldogs? Can’t breathe, short lifespan, skull squeezes brains, and the poor things are built so ridiculously after centuries of inbreeding that most can only give birth by c-section. Bulldogs are the embodiment of animal cruelty, you stupid piece of shit culchie fash.

― suzy, Friday, April 20, 2018 9:39 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pedant time: Morrissey's parents were (well "is" in the case of his mum) jackeens

And their son is a jackass, amiritefolks?

Mind you:

The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as "A contemptuous designation for a self-assertive worthless fellow",

By the way, another one of those acid attacks in London that are only carried out by non-whites:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/20/man-jailed-for-16-years-for-acid-attack-on-womans-21st-birthday

can we crowdfund a brain for this guy plz?

Lee Bowyer managed to cure his Canning Town disposition, apparently. Not much hope for that piece of shit.

lol i want that tote bag

i feel like looking for that thread where we discussed whether bengali in platforms was racist or not

regardless of message the tote still says Morrisey on it and gives him the attention he so desperately craves so it's nagl.

I still find it surprising that anyone thinks it's not. xp

Brb, writing a song called "Mexican in a Wifebeater", hope it generates decades of inquiry and speculation.

I still find it surprising that anyone thinks it's not. xp

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Friday, April 20, 2018 10:48 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, me too, but now given Morrissey has fully came out as fash instead of just saying racist things in interviews every now and then such a stance would seem even more egregiously RONG than ever before

Ah yes, that notorious 'problem song' "bud bud ding ding every time they get a corner" from his 88 (hey!)solo debut album Viva Hate (Blacks)

his mind is gonna blow even further when someone finally tells him that hitler was a vegetarian

Can’t even commit himself to being a vegan. Meat is murder but dairy’s fine?

(Pre-emptive clarification that shade thrown was for Morrissey only. I can’t even commit to being vegetarian, nothing wrong with being vegetarian, just surprised that one of the most vocal vegetarians of the last 30-odd years who makes such a fuss about meat cooking in his presence isn’t committed enough to the cause of animal welfare to reject all animal products)

yeah but everyday is like an ice cream sundae

satan rejected my dairy-free sundae

mark s asked me to post this piece on Moz (not currently on ilx):

https://www.patreon.com/posts/18720007

that's mark s of course not Morrissey.

Morrissey still on ILB though and likely to be at the next FAP.

uh oh

The link says 502 Bad Gateway

strangeways here we come

raw patrick if that wasn't a joke the link works for me.

must be my work quite sensibly blocking morrissey related content then

no the link works now.... odd

Working fine on the antediluvian browsers where I am.

the "reggae is vile" line is indeed from an NME year-end poll thing, a handful of "your favourite X of the year" type questions. there is a picture of it in one of the smiths books, i'm surprised it's not knocking around online somewhere. he has walked it back several times since. whatever his true opinions on reggae tho, he is still an incredible racist.

a really good piece!

i read this the other day, it is v. good. archeology of a not-so-accidental racist.

lol if morrissey actually always liked reggae but was just using it as a dogwhistle

Skinheads like it, he likes skinheads...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/jun/07/arts.artsnews

xp Pretty sure the nazi schmuck who wrote the 'Skinhead' and 'Suedehead', 'Skinhead on the Moon' etc books never once mentions reggae, ska or bluebeat

as an aside, like.

"Morrissey will become a talent scout for the Attack label"

How did this work out?

Trojan records were great and all, but they did represent the era and the strategy of trying their damndest to appeal to international/white audiences, and my suspicions it's the conscious reggae that came after that Morrissey wrinkles his nose at.

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Babylon

How did this work out?

The piece is also reprinted in Freaky Trigger, with more comments including someone finding the pop questionnaire with 'reggae is vile' - there's a link down the bottom of the Patreon link.