SO SPEAKING OF GUYS YOU CAN'T TRUST WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS: JAMES SPADER

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james spader only has one face

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Secretary (please don't vote for this, you gyllenhaal perverts) 10
Pretty in Pink8
Mannequin 6
Stargate (please don't vote for this, you nerds) 6
Crash 5
White Palace 3
Less Than Zero 3
Wall Street 2
Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
Bad Influence 2
his one episode of Seinfeld 1
Bob Roberts 1
Wolf (lol) 1
2 Days in the Valley 1
The Watcher 0
Baby Boom 0
True Colors 0


the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I had to go with PiP 'cause that was my halloween costume that one time

TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I always confuse him with Judge Reinhold except Judge Reinhold looks like some hideous monster created by plastic surgery and botox now.

jessie monster, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

no i thought it was more like less than zero

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i voted for wall street, mostly because there's no michael douglas poll

strongohulkington, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

(don't get any ideas schefter)

strongohulkington, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

OH TOO LATE "STRONGO"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

no Stargate? i think that's the only movie where he doesn't play El Crepe-O Grande

latebloomer, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Crash, I'd buckle up w/ him anytime.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

POV movies James Spader has sex in

gr8080, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

My friend went out with a guy for a while, and one of her reasons (among many) for dumping him was, "He has James Spader hair."

molly mummenschanz, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

where is THE MUSIC OF CHANCE??

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Stargate (please don't vote for this, you nerds)

oh.

latebloomer, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

you put caveats on the only two movies i want to vote for

max, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

he's at his best when he looks his worst

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the caveats are v important and correct

ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Bad Influence: the original Fight Club.

Eazy, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i voted for stargate cause fuck you all

max, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

tho i am going to vote for secretary because the schef voted for bull durham

ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

someone make a kurt russell poll

max, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

also in TRUE COLORS he & Cusack clearly have the hots for each other.

also, WOLF

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

what's with the selective filmographies??? no tuff turf? no jack's back?

http://www.impawards.com/1985/posters/tuff_turf.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Voted Mannequin for the spader-less but amazing opening montage at the mannequin factory.

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

HAI NO TUFF TURF NO CREDIBILITY.

Laurel, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I would get my friend Stripey to vote on this but she'd protest at not being able to vote for all of them.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

somebody make a Melvil Poupaud poll

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Mannequin was on in the video store the other day and Spader was bringin teh roflz I must say

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

YOU TOLD ME TO VOTE FOR BULL DURHAM

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

SRSLY this is the poll that makes my day, James Spader is poss my all-time sleb perma-crush. Where is younger NYC-abiding version who means mawwage?

Laurel, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

YOU JUST SAID YOU DID IT TO SPITE ME, NOW I AM SPITING YOU

ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Also Secretary, duh. Gyllenhaggle who?

Laurel, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.jamesspader.org/images/i-crash-12.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

HI DERE^^^^^

gr8080, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Mannequin! Too bad he had too opt out of the sequel Mannequin: On the Move

Samski, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

and The New Kids was awesome!! almost as great as Bullies!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/videos/drv100/v126/v12672owjvg.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/jspics/images/kids1.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TO SPITE YOU THEN

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Mannequin is underrated. Hollywood!

Spader is sexy. The end.

ENBB, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

his wife in crash...so hot

latebloomer, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

spader rules. my girlfriend better watch out when he's around me!

http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/jspics/jsfilm2.html

scott seward, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

That is actually my ass up there in pic.

Laurel, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

molly mummenschanz's friend not otm

gff, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

has anyone seen him in "the new kids" ? he has weird platinum eyebrows in it.

anyway i voted for mannequin

homosexual II, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

dudes, it wasn't good james spader hair.

http://www.kimsaid.com/archives/spader.jpg

molly mummenschanz, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Holy hotness that sneer

Laurel, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this is the 3rd poll today with Bob Roberts as an option. clearly we need Alan Rickman for the fourpeat.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

WAIT YOU GUYS

WOLF

HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the sneer, yes!
the feathered coiffure, no.

molly mummenschanz, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

is that picture good or bad spader hair? seriously, we need to clear this up

xpost noooo it are my ideal haircut

gff, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

saving vote for future louis jagger biopic

A B C, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I said Wolf already, Dan, it features characters over 40 so they're not interested.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

...and, y'know, ovulating.

Laurel, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

xx-post

hahaha yes it is like Milo and Otis but with lycanthropy involved

latebloomer, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

omg, the cuet

molly mummenschanz, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I voted for Stargate, the cool kids can bite me.

kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Wolf is that movie where Jack Nicholson is a werewolf because y'know he is such a WOLF lolol do u see? etc.

jessie monster, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Will Randall: What do you do?
Laura: Why do you care?
Will Randall: I don't. I was just making polite conversation.
Laura: I'd rather not discuss what I do.
Will Randall: You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem.
Laura: Sorry. Wrong line. I am not taken aback by your keen insight and suddenly challenged by you.

HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Bear is the movie about the bear. My grandma had a poster from it in her basement.

jessie monster, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

(xpost) T'S LIKE THEY PREDICTED ILX INTERACTION 6 YEARS BEFORE IT HAPPENED

HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I am not taken aback by your keen insight and suddenly challenged by you.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I have had that conversation (me as Laura).... wau

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

sex, noise, and delay pedals

latebloomer, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

girls don't like it when I'm cryptic

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I actually really liked Stargate, up until the point that they actually step thru the stargate, when it all goes to shit

kingfish, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

girls people don't like it when I'm cryptic

Laurel, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this list is missing the excellent Dream Lover

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Also, my usual request to my hair person is "more feathery please"

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

So about your visit to New York....

Laurel, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm only cryptic to girls.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

clearly the answer is less than zero.

sex, lies and videotape is possibly the worst movie ever

sunny successor, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF

HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

sex, lies and videotape is possibly the worst movie ever

strange, I really liked it in high school when I first saw it, it had sex talk and was all indie. And then I saw it again a year or two ago and basically laughed at it the whole way, and turned it off before it was over because it was stinking up the joint.

kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I voted for White Palace but it could have been Two days in the valley or Crash too. I do find him rather disturbing in Boston Legal but his late 80s to mid 90s vintage is totally hot.

leigh, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

He looks so like a young David Hemmings in this pic. Which means he'll end up looking like james Doohan in his old age.

http://www.kimsaid.com/archives/spader.jpg

Billy Dods, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

he's at his best when he looks his worst

this is true, e.g. Boston Legal. But old 'n' ugly spader really isn't Spader at all, so I'm glad BL is left out.

I vote SL&V because that is a master class on Playing A Crepe.

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

you put caveats on the only two movies i want to vote for

2x

Jordan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this is true, e.g. Boston Legal. But old 'n' ugly spader really isn't Spader at all, so I'm glad BL is left out.

Oooh, but I fancy him in Boston Legal very very much, nonetheless.

Zora, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

It was hard to choose between Secretary and Crash, but Secretary got my vote.

rockapads, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i guess i voted less than zero altho i wouldve gone w/secretary for the gylnihalll perv factor but it says right in the poll not to do that

jhøshea, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I think he's hot in The Practice/Boston Legal! I thought everyone on ILX hated James Spader! This thread pleases me.

Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Where is *Alien Hunter*?

Also, that episode of Boston Legal where he dresses up as Murphy Brown.

S-, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

MANNEQUIN

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Stargate! But so hard not to vote for Pretty in Pink & Less Than Zero.

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Secretary. Obv.

SeekAltRoute, Friday, 15 June 2007 11:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 15 June 2007 23:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

10 gyllenhaal perverts!

sunny successor, Saturday, 16 June 2007 05:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Represent!

Tape Store, Saturday, 16 June 2007 05:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

seriously you ppls is LAME

TOMBOT, Saturday, 16 June 2007 07:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

though I guess a vote for PiP is kind of a half-assed vote for LTZ so combine the two and that wins

TOMBOT, Saturday, 16 June 2007 07:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

How many times do I have to say I don't give a shit about Gyllenhagel? That vote is all Spader.

Laurel, Saturday, 16 June 2007 08:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Hello people, Less Than Zero is a really bad film, what are you on about.

Tim F, Saturday, 16 June 2007 08:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

its great in its own way

jhøshea, Saturday, 16 June 2007 13:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i mean i guess i couldve vote for pip but that wouldve made me a girl so

jhøshea, Saturday, 16 June 2007 13:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Secretary = yay

SeekAltRoute, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

my vote was all Gyllenhagell, and thus correct

tremendoid, Sunday, 17 June 2007 10:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Too bad Storyville sucked. Maybe he just liked shooting in New Orleans.

Pete Scholtes, Sunday, 17 June 2007 23:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Mrs Trifle was watching The Watcher the other night and later said that if James Spader asked her to marry her she would really have to think about it. And this was after watching The Watcher...

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

James Spader meets David Mamet.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 21:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

"James Spader rips into Mamet" would have been better.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 22:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

eight years pass...

i'm digging deep into this guy's filmography

i acquired about 70% of the movies he's been in

i watched crash on the weekend

tuff turf won in the other james spader poll (BEST OF THE REST OF JAMES SPADER'S RICH AND WORTHWHILE FILMOGRAPHY) but i haven't been able to get a hold of it unfortunately

papa poutine (∞), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:56 (eight months ago) Permalink


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