POLL: Best Disney animated feature.

Lion King was so much better than Aladdin tho

emperor's new groove was better than aladdin (truelly)

no that's not my vote

Emperor's New Groove was just David Spade mugging pointlessly in a llama's body. :(

i voted pinocchio because the ride at disneyland makes it seem so exciting and epic despite not remembering the film too well.

xpost it's all about putty's character and lots of green. It was nice and silly.

Pinnocchio is excellent, it's in my top three.

"The Emperor's New Groove" is massively, horrendously underrated. I wouldn't vote for it.

well i didn't vote aladdin and probably wouldn't watch it now

i would've voted for alice had i not voted for the three caballeros! y'all are crazy.

You should watch THIEF & THE COBBLER instead; that shit is acid trip fucked up nutso and Aladdin ripped off a lot of scenes from it. The film was 20 yrs in the making and eventually people from the studio went to Disney & just copied scenes movement for movement.

xpost

A similarities:

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/archives/thiefcobbler_c.jpg

Except Jasmine precursor is called PRINCESS YUM-YUM!

yeah I've heard about this movie and want to see it

It's also got OGRE NAZIS:

http://orangecow.org/thief/thiefpic38.jpg

Movies I would vote for in a heartbeat before even considering "Alice In Wonderland":

The Jungle Book
Dumbo
Fantasia
Beauty and the Beast
Bambi
The Three Caballeros
Pinocchio
The Lion King
Aladdin
Lady and the Tramp
One Hundred and One Dalmatians
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Fox and the Hound
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Peter Pan
Mulan
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Rescuers
Sleeping Beauty
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective (+++++++++++)
Cinderella

Dan 8080.

Srsly, people, what happened here?

I saw The Black Cauldron and The Great Mouse Detective in the theater! Also a rerelease of Pinocchio and The Little Mermaid. I think that's it.

The only reason I didn't list "The Black Cauldron" is because I never saw it; I love the source material to bits, though.

i don't even remember liking alice in wonderland. but i loved basically all of the ones dan listed (except for mulan, hunchback, cinderella). i love the lloyd alexander book, but black cauldron didn't seem like that well put together (i read somewhere that the money ran out and the ending never got finished?)

p.s. i'd give up a whole hellova lot to have a voice like sterling holloway.

but you did list black cauldron dan

Lloy Alexander BOOKS; that movie was all 5 of them stuck together.

"Mulan" and "Hunchback" I will go to bat for because I've seen them both recently; "Mulan" I like for illogical reasons (Xtina sang the big song from it and Ming-Na and Eddie Murphy are in it) and logical reasons (it's a bog-standard plot but reasonably well-executed and I cared about what happened as the movie went on) while "Hunchback I saw by accident after years of avoiding it because I was convinced it was a saccharine whitewash of the original story and in seeing the movie I was shocked and amazed that it actually was on the dark side in terms of what you expect from a Disney movie.

(xpost: hahaha oops, I have been drinking)

i'm a little more surprised by jungle book than alice to be honest. and only grownups and asswipe kids who go to the next grade up for reading are into fantasia

lilo and stitch rules but mulan is the last disney i have sentimental childhood attachment to, despite being kiddy stuff somehow it remained a birthday sleepover staple well into middle school

jeez that Pinocchio re-release I was talking about was 1984, must've been one of the first movies I ever saw in the theater.

it actually was the first movie i saw; my dad wrote in his journal about it the night after he took me. he said i spent the next whole day telling lies, pressing on the end of my nose, and giggling.

would have voted lion king

lion king had a really epic board game tiein

ok I'm pretty sure I saw Bambi in '82 but was too young to be traumatized by the mom death or know wtf was going on or give a shit about Bambi but I liked Thumper.

The board ate my post :(

Thumper is the only rabbit I know who transferred his lust from his dick to his foot.

I'll write it again:

While you're all in hell for worshipping obese animals and listening to trippy Mad Hatter tales, I'll be in heaven sipping margaritas thanks to THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER.

If you guys haven't seen HUNCHBACK (and I doubt most of you have), you NEED to watch the creepiest song sequence in any animated feature or possibly any movie ever. Evil priest sings about how he must fuck a woman or she'll go to hell.

I kind of had a crush on evil priest when I saw this movie at theater during age 12. ;_;

That was the last Disney film I saw in the theatre...several parents walked out. True story: one old bag said to another, "These Disney people think they're David Lynch or something."

HAHAHA that's awesome.

I remembered the whole 'God have mercy on her...God have mercy on me' bit just before it came up! :D

yeah hunchback is sorta classic despite being a hot mess, i remember my parents were heckling it bc of happy ending and demi moore but i had a bunch of crude tracings of the gypsy jester guy in my shitty drawing notebook that summer

I had a crush on him, too.

That religious rapeanger song shit is blood money diamonds gr8080. The rest of the movie doesn't really live up to it.

Holy crap Benji is TEARING SHIT UP on "So You Think You Can Dance," gotta go

Yeah, I remember when I was watching Hunchback, and that priest scene came, and I was like holy shit, am I still watching a Disney film?! But most of the movie was pretty uneven, and I never understood why, if the theme of the movie was that apperances don't matter, did Esmeralda choose the handsome prince anyway, and the Hunchback was left without any cookie? Either make it a tragedy like the original, or make him get the girl, but the ending we got was pretty half-assed.

no Pete's Dragon, no credibility

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:52 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I WANT A PRINT OF THIS SO BAD!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwr8ureUxk1qzjlz4o1_500.jpg

Elliot really was the cutest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Woo4oBWDA

Pinocchio was robbed.

Pete's Dragon deepened my fear of hillbillies.

http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/8736/10038470_1.jpg

AVOID AVOID AVOID

lol @ these results btw

Pete's Dragon is a bizarre, dark Disney whatthehellwereyouthinking movie. And yet I kinda like it.

I was obsessed with Pete's Dragon as a kid. My favorite stuffed animal was a little Elliot pillow. I haven't seen it in years. The traveling magician (I think?) was way creepy and mickey rooney was such a drunk!

And Shelley Winters as an abusive adoptive mom, and leering hillbillies, and Helen Reddy pining for her true love lost at sea.

Yeah, it was pretty bizarre. I was a weird kid though.