the snorg girl looks crazy

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she's freaking me out

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

i know she is getting weirder and weirder and more and more prevalent. i would still totally hit that tho.

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.snorg.org/

jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that's cool but every time i load up wankette now she's staring at me with that maniacal grin and this look in her eyes that says I WILL EAT YR SOUL LOL SRSLY and i'm just like i can't read any of this, you snorg girl, you are ruining my day.

it's a lot better when i load up that site and it's the american apparel "just a girl's ass, nothing but a girl's ass" ad.

GAAAAAH XPOST

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

Here are some things I have written:

* why I believe in God

Here are some lists:

* what I value in others
* good mechanics around LA
* good websites for when you are bored
* good computer products
* ...view all lists...

Here are some things I like:

* fish tanks
* static electricty
* crawdads
* sprinting

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

lol adblock

ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

i don't like to use adblock, i might miss out on the american apparel girl's ass.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

wtf is snorg anyway, i've never gone to their site because i'm afraid that girl is going to try to convert me, religiously, to her cult.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

funny thing is its not just wankette any more shes on tmp and huffpost too - theres some sort of blog fueled nervous breakdown happening

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

oh man now i have gone and i see it is t-shirts one would find at urban outfitters, t-shirts for douchebags. i'm disappointed.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.carolineoncrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/BigDeal_F_Fullpic_3.gif

i've got kind of a big rack.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

aw fuuuuuck

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

wait wait this http://www.snorgtees.com/snorg_photos.php

xpost lolololol

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

so many douchebags!

n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

that photo page is like combining capitol club with neighborhoodies.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

The best thing in those picturers is the Giant Baloo!

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://a797.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00742/69/76/742896796_l.jpg

GAHDIGONFOPGN FUAGPFOAN8FUGBNPARDGUBIP NO NO NO BOXCAR BOXCAR

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

WIAT WHERES YOUR SNORG!!1?!!

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

i mean it's just bad crazy. she needs to be good crazy, like this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/74191083.jpg
then i'd be a lot more ok with her

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

She is Jessica Simpson's retarded, chained-in-the-attic younger sister who is not Ashlee Simpson.

n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

snorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorg aaaargh my day is ruined

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

born in '88! making me feel old

deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

ok wtf lohan

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me.

next year ppl born in THE NINETIES can buy cigarettes

deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4615/snorgvx8.jpg

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

THARES UR SNORG BABY!!1

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm kind of wearing a hideous dress"

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me

deej, that makes you like 10 years younger than me.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7552/snog2ab1.jpg

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

abnvfpa pru9agnwijha 8080808080

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/135/snog3sg1.jpg

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

Well done.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

somehow that isn't on schefter blog yet? wtf

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

all that, AND she believes in God. Hold me back.

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000101.jpg

ok I can actually deal with this.

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS

nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

tyty

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

kenan, from that photo there appears to be absolutely nothing remarkable about that girl whatsoever.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

I actually kind of like this one:

http://myspace-296.vo.llnwd.net/01246/69/26/1246146296_l.jpg

nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

She keeps like she's trying to dislocate her jaw so she can swallow an alligator whole.

n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

"alligator"

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

kenan, random girls in idiotic t-shirts are not the same thing as the snorg girl.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

but she has a nice big nose.

ok, i guess i'm alone here.

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

why is my first reaction when i see "missouri" to think "oh i bet she has lots of bad ideas"

Same reason why Minnesotans think the same thing about Iowa and Missourians think the same thing about Arkansas.

And we all think it about Louisiana.

pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:58 (four years ago) link

if you ask my family, anything south of des moines might as well be missouri

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:00 (four years ago) link

I've been called a Yankee because I'm from north of Little Rock.

pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:02 (four years ago) link

i'd claim you

snorg girl, not sure, she look crazy

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:02 (four years ago) link

lagoon took this photo in nepal a few years ago

http://i.imgur.com/Hqfeguu.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:07 (four years ago) link

why is my first reaction when i see "missouri" to think "oh i bet she has lots of bad ideas"

Same reason why Minnesotans think the same thing about Iowa and Missourians think the same thing about Arkansas.

And we all think it about Louisiana.

― pplains, Monday, August 10, 2015 3:58 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a great essay in an old baffler about how the mississippi river makes people stupid, rolling along, getting dumber and dirtier and more thieving and violent as it goes

goole, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:15 (four years ago) link

My theory is that it's because all the Cajuns are drinking everyone else's pee.

xp- And it's the only sign that makes any sense!

pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:15 (four years ago) link

I like Louisiana more than the Ozarks but that's probably bias due to personal experience

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:23 (four years ago) link

Ozarks have more ticks, but fewer alligators.

Anyway. Speaking of gators and getting back on topic, I've got bad news for some of you fellas.

http://i.imgur.com/EroSny4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WwYzGcv.jpg

pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:56 (four years ago) link

omg @ pic #2

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:57 (four years ago) link

omg does the schef know???

gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:59 (four years ago) link

I wonder if I've ever been as happy as snorg girl appears to be

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 22:03 (four years ago) link

Well, you could always huff more freon.

pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 22:05 (four years ago) link

the snorg girl looks happy

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 August 2015 22:34 (four years ago) link

Congratulations mr and mrs snorg girl

Treeship, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:38 (four years ago) link

All you ever wanted to know about "Parked Domain Girl."

http://www.quora.com/Whats-the-story-behind-The-Most-Infamous-Girl-in-the-History-of-the-Internet-a-k-a-Parked-Domain-Girl

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 08:29 (four years ago) link

I hardly think she is "the most infamous girl in the history of the internet" come on now

Treeship, Monday, 24 August 2015 02:57 (four years ago) link

No, I'm not going to doxx Tub Girl, but thanks for the suggestion.

pplains, Monday, 24 August 2015 03:23 (four years ago) link

http://benaqua.org/post/10534896269

r|t|c, Monday, 24 August 2015 18:54 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

http://s12.postimg.org/pfzkvo72l/IMG_0437.jpg

controversial but fabulous (I DIED), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:03 (four years ago) link

I keep wanting to ask my coworker if that is his sister-in-law in the trump pic

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:39 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/iVaD9Gu.png

gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:00 (four years ago) link

awesome

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:22 (four years ago) link

worthy of a deepdream revive imo

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:22 (four years ago) link

omg

sleeve, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:23 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

wut

http://www.tshirthell.com/truthor.htm

goole, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:04 (three years ago) link

I would give long odds that Truthor is not the Snorg Girl, however crazy they both might be.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:09 (three years ago) link

good old snorg girl

j., Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:19 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

how is the snorg girl doing

is there any snorg girl news

j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 02:41 (two years ago) link

This girl was really cute. I remember her on banner ads on websites when I was in high school. Don’t want to read the thread but have a vage memory of ilx investigating her in a Loftus kind of way. Not sure I support it.

treeship 2, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 02:48 (two years ago) link

she is somewhere good, forever wearing a t-shirt and laughing or screaming at something perpetually out of our view

mh, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:00 (two years ago) link

Had a boy. Named it Bob.

Some funny pix of him doing the snorg face, but I think it might be time to let Snorg Girl go, let her go snorg on her own.

pplains, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:00 (two years ago) link

pal this is not your first day here

j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:03 (two years ago) link

I reversed-image searched those wedding pix, and we're the only ones on the internet who has them.

What if Snorg Girl starts stalking me? Then what?

pplains, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:09 (two years ago) link

fair's fair

j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:10 (two years ago) link

She gave birth to The Chive.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 04:24 (two years ago) link

two months pass...
two months pass...

^I think Herman's Hermits are playing at a nearby Indian casino this week, too. They may not all be the original members, tho.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 July 2018 04:54 (one year ago) link

Taken as a whole, Indian Reservation gambling produces more revenue than Atlantic City and Las Vegas combined

rip van wanko, Monday, 9 July 2018 11:09 (one year ago) link

The best part about that deadspin article was the rabbit hole that led me to this piece

http://thenervousbreakdown.com/jdelsignore/2014/02/is-standing-a-crime/

El Tomboto, Monday, 9 July 2018 15:22 (one year ago) link

Thx. This part was good:

In those days the turnstiles still accepted tokens, and you could sometimes glimpse the now-lost art of “token sucking.” To pull off the scam, a particularly desperate grifter clogs a turnstile token slot with debris and waits. Soon an unsuspecting mark drops in his token and painfully slams his thighs into a mysteriously unyielding turnstile. The token has not gone through, but is seemingly impossible to retrieve! After some general cursing and banging about, the victim gives up, plunks another token into a functioning turnstile, and moves on with his life. Here our villain swoops back into frame and, lowering his lips to the little token slit, sucks out the precious prize straight into his mouth. He spits it back out into his hand with a piratical grin, and then the token, dried off and rehabilitated, is ready for resale at a slight discount. The decidedly unromantic MetroCard put an end to all that.

And there's more good stuff than just that.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 July 2018 17:45 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Getting snorg vibes from Mahogany Lox, star of the MasterCard ad on Twitter that has been shitting up my feed for the last couple of weeks

badg, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:53 (two weeks ago) link

Glad I'm not the only one haunted by her, she's taken over my IG feed with promoted posts too. She seems inescapable.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:56 (two weeks ago) link

Of course the latter might be my fault because I made the terrible decision to google who tf she was after she got plastered all over Twitter.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:58 (two weeks ago) link

If you google her she kills you in your dreams, I heard.

treeship., Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:20 (two weeks ago) link

Or at least chase you through and endless hallway, mugging all the way.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:23 (two weeks ago) link

"Mahogany Lox" has to be a Pynchon character.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:24 (two weeks ago) link

hahaha

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:26 (two weeks ago) link


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