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http://therumpus.net/2010/05/oh-garrison/
Garrison causes controversy again. Though I really find it difficult to understand how people are missing the copious amounts of sarcasm present in this article and, indeed, in every word GK has ever written.
― crazy ass between (askance johnson), Thursday, 27 May 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Looks like Powdermilk Biscuits is going to have to find a new spokesperson.
― naus, Friday, 18 March 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude gets up there every week and tells a 20-minute story from scratch.
― Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Friday, 18 March 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://boringoldraphael.tumblr.com/post/102816045574/this-is-what-we-know-about-a-prairie-home-companion
― from the straining pagan waistbands (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 21 November 2014 12:31 (nine years ago) link
The movie will be the best archive of this show in 20 years. Both the show and movie could've been called "Goofing Around and Mortality."
― Any Given User (Eazy), Sunday, 3 July 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0SQCWZJeUw
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 July 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link
i read this yesterday. about how strange he is.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/19/arts/the-garrison-keillor-you-never-knew.html?_r=0
― scott seward, Sunday, 3 July 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link
kinda like christopher walken in jonathan demme's movie Who Am I This Time?.
― scott seward, Sunday, 3 July 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link
feel like this fucker's been retiring for a 100 years. last show this weekend, then I heard "oh but he's taking it on tour!" fuck that
― akm, Sunday, 3 July 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
i never liked prairie home companion but ever since garrison keillor died it's reached new depths of garbage. that new guy.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 21 October 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link
lmao i didn't know the guy from Nickel Creek was hosting APHC now, that sounds dreadful
― Erotic Wolf (crüt), Saturday, 21 October 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link
He's not dead. He just stepped off the treadmill.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 21 October 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/app/uploads/2014/07/4_gk-beard-70s-1024x768.jpg
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 October 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link
waiting for the GK Weinsteinish stories
(besides the one i overheard on the train)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 October 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link
in the meantime, we could spread rumors
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 21 October 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link
i know he was not dead i was just wishful, like david brooks rip
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 22 October 2017 00:29 (six years ago) link
my parents keep trying to get me to go to a PHC show and honestly i'd rather go with chris thile than keillor. heard through the grapevine he's (surprise) especially creepy to young women
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 22 October 2017 00:30 (six years ago) link
i was gonna ask which one is but i'll just assume both. i stayed in the car to hatelisten when i got home tonight. he has his own style of mmhmm yes, sumptuous. it reminded me of whatever cankles said.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 22 October 2017 00:33 (six years ago) link
i forgot there are two threads and this is not the other one
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 22 October 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link
he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 12:00 PM (eleven years ago)
i just realized he reminds me of mr. o'neill from daria
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 22 October 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 21, 2017
wait no longer
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
― global tetrahedron, Saturday, October 21, 2017 7:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
woebegone indeed
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/11/29/garrison_keillor_fired_from_minnesota_public_radio_amid_allegations_of_improper.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
I hate this dude but this allegation-->FIRED IMMEDIATELY thing we have now is really fucking horrifying & disgusting
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link
one would assume media companies have the goods on people if they're confident enough to fire them
(not saying there is no possibility of injustice, but i wouldn't bet on it in this case)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
yeah I don't think "allegation-->FIRED IMMEDIATELY" is how this or any other high--profile case has happened at all
― Simon H., Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
if anything it means that HR departments are moving quickly, which is a positive as far as I'm concerned.
― cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 12:00 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― rb (soda), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link
His "interesting" explanation of what really happened specifically says he put his hand up under a woman's shirt, but since he was touching her bare back and he says he apologized the next day I guess that means it must be OK.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link
I am pretty surprised by this one, Charlie Rose, and Matt Lauer. These guys are so dull.
― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
Worst recast of The Dreamers ever
― rb (soda), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link
“If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I’d have at least a hundred dollars.
Lol wtf.
― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
I think he’s lying about what happened — an accidental pat on the back. I would be surprised if he was fired for that.
― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
Even if it was a tepid sexual advance and he pulled back when it wasn’t reciprocated and then emailed her an apology.... like, that’s not the kind of thing these other people are getting fired for.
― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
“If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me...
Gee, were those women your bosses, or were you directly dependent on their good will for your livelihood?
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
“If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I’d have at least a hundred dollars.Lol wtf.
― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, November 29, 2017 2:53 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ugh i keep hearing john fogerty singing this to the tune of "lodi"
― marcos, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link
kind of falls apart towards the end tho
― marcos, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
i could have sworn it was here where i read some account about how horrible he is to work for but maybe it wasn't. or maybe it was on the noize board thread.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
“If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I’d have at least a hundred dollars.Lol wtf.― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, November 29, 2017 2:53 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkugh i keep hearing john fogerty singing this to the tune of "lodi"― marcos, Wednesday, November 29, 2017 3:21 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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Fuck man me too now
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link
Goddammit
i've heard he's a total creep and extremely rude arrogant in general xp
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link
he was always extra sassy on the charlie rose show...
https://charlie-p-2ac84d7056ca7f9d.s3.amazonaws.com/clips/thumbnails/000/010/370/feat_full/1HY7BQG_161_lt.jpg?1456752591
https://charlie-p-2ac84d7056ca7f9d.s3.amazonaws.com/clips/thumbnails/000/020/520/feat_full/1HY053_005_lt.jpg?1456536791
― scott seward, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link
and let it drift down below the beltline
Dude is like 6'5"
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
uh...
It began airing nationwide in 1980 and grew into a hit that fueled MPR's growth into one of the nation's largest public radio operations. At the show's peak, Keillor drew 4 million listeners every week while serving as Minnesota's cultural ambassador, with tales of the mythical Lake Wobegon that gently skewered the state's strong work ethic, good-hearted earthiness and humble nature. Keillor appeared on the cover of Time magazine. His book "Lake Wobegon Days" sold more than 1 million copies in 1985. Playgirl named him one of the sexiest men in America.
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link
what the fuck
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
i was overjoyed to hear this sumptuous news today mmmhmm
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 November 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link
The story of his alleged misdeeds is “more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard,” Keillor wrote.
The thought of him monotonously narrating a homespun yarn about his sexual misdeeds is like some new undiscovered circle of hell.
― Moodles, Thursday, 30 November 2017 01:33 (six years ago) link
interesting? that's the word he picked?
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 November 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
lmao moodles
― flappy bird, Thursday, 30 November 2017 05:06 (six years ago) link
Actual conversation that just happened between me and a nurse.
Him: can't believe about garrison KeillorMe: I'm not surprised. Him: what do you mean? I never took him for a letch. He was instantly fired...
He seemed offended so I threw him the peace sign
― In a slipshod style (Ross), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
I have only good things to say about my biggest mentor/influence in comedy. I wasn't going to say anything, but the world has lost its mind. pic.twitter.com/DpDpzoVAMH— Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) December 1, 2017
― j., Saturday, 2 December 2017 03:06 (six years ago) link
The world doesn't have a mind.
― Fred Klinkenberg (Eric H.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link
It does, but it's below average
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 December 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
i don't know who erica rhodes is but if garrison keillor is your biggest influence in comedy idk what to tell you, maybe choose another career
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 2 December 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link
Waiting for the other shoe to drop on this guy too.
http://www.wjct.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wyk_event_image_960x480_01.png
― pplains, Saturday, 2 December 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
xp she's been appearing on his show since she was a kid
― j., Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG7WC2qGoZg
― Pheeel, Saturday, 2 December 2017 23:58 (six years ago) link
Oops, should've been this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmkq7yylRkU
going after women who criticize him on Facebook now
I guess Donald Trump isn't the only one who reflexively responds to criticism by belitting *women* after trolling for comments about himself he wasn't tagged in by pages he doesn't follow. Just another day in the womanhood. pic.twitter.com/3TWTUSJcPO— nora mcinerny (@noraborealis) December 2, 2017
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
she's an author who also works for MPR and wrote this editorial for Timehttps://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/5044068/garrison-keillor-mpr-fired#ampshare=http://time.com/5044068/garrison-keillor-mpr-fired/
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
god that Simpsons clip is fucking amazing
― flappy bird, Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link