DUDES: do you pee sitting down by default?

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Option	Votes
Standing	68
Pee sitting down	13

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I voted standing, but lately I've taken to peeing sitting down when I wake up in the middle of the night and don't want to bother opening my eyes wide enough to make out the contours of the toilet bowl.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a very larry david question

― kenan, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

What about "Crouching in the underbrush?" Where is "Lying in a pool of my own filth"? I REFUSE TO VOTE IN THIS POLL.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

me: it seems like it'd suck for a guy, i mean it gets splashy
Jon: my penis drops into the water
me: IF it gets splashy
lololol
Jon: CF ALSO BIG BALLS
me: it just seems more inconvenient, also wouldn't you have to sit all weird and kind of wide legged just to make that even work?
it's like WHAT
me: i'm posting this to your poll

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh noes

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

guys poop sitting down, lady

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

If I don't have my glasses or contacts it is v. v. necessary. Nothing in the bathroom is safe.

― dan m, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

well i hope when you poop you don't dangle all yr boy parts down into the water like you'd have to when you peed, is the point here.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

so if a guy is doing a poop and then he has to pee does he just pee sitting down or get up and turn around?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

o that is a good question

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i think 'jon' is very insecure about his manparts

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

no it isn't!

xp

― admrl, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

HI IM JESSE MONSTER AND THIS IS THE TOILET CAMERA

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

guys you pee before you make a deposit what is so hard about this

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

GOD CAN'T YOU EVEN SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

do you srsly think that is a good question??? omg you fuckers are so retarded

river wolf otm thanks for saying it so i dont have to

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

so I am guessing ally and I go into the "fuck but wouldn't marry" category.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

story of my life

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

wait that is the opposite of the story of my life

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

its pathetic that youd even have to guess

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

your fathers are all shaking their heads at you right now

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

you pee sitting down if you are also laying pipe, extra steps are laborious and unnecessary

― kenan, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ this is true

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I dunno if I'd lose sleep over this loss, ally. beartrap

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

see, i knew there would be dissent.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I was about to post something to the effect of wtf re: having to sit down to pee in the middle of the night to make sure it goes in the toilet bowl but then I remembered when I peed in the beanbag chair and so decided to uh post this instead?

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan learned a different meaning of 'laying pipe' than I did.

― milo z, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i think that counts as an extra step that was laborious & unecessary

xps

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ITS CALLED A LIGHT SWITCH

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I DONT WANT WET BALLS

HEY REMEMBER WHEN I CONTENDED THAT LEAVING THE SEAT HOW YOU USED IT LIMITED THE TOTAL NUMBER OF SEAT MOVES?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

STACKING WOOD

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes i pee sitting down if i feel like having a quick read, i.e. nat'l geographic's jamestown cover story. i guess i could read it on the couch but that mag was made for the bathroom. also: espn the magazine.

― félix pié, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ilx has completed its transition into becoming the man show

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

There is no splashing when peeing from a standing position. The urine stream is so concentrated that any splashing occurs underwater since the stream hits the water so forcefully. And if for some reason the stream isn't fast and concentrated, splashing still doesn't occur since the source is too weak.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

None of this should detract from the very real possibility of accidentally flushing your own balls.

― admrl, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

right now my bathroom reading is this

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0525949615.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V45481241_SS500_.jpg

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

PP, citations plz

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

why would you flush while you're still sitting down?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

People get really mad at me when I pee sitting down at the urinal.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

because you're british?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

girls just don't understand boys at all

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

my roommate's boyfriend leaves the seat up EVERY TIME. It is like "DUDE I KNOW WHO IS DOING THIS."

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

mars/venus

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

dude this whole 'wet balls' thing is a complete myth

anyway will you all stop posting about shit & urine & start posting on my (unanswered & therefore embarassing) huck finn & mormons thread, not being vain, its just that at the very least im sure god will have more respect for you if you do.

xps

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

dude this whole 'wet balls' thing is a complete myth

NBO

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

rong rong rong

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe none of you has ever had a shit so big it caused splashback

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i don't care about the seat up or down, i mean i don't understand people who apparently just like back up into the toilet and don't even look at it before using it. i am just worried about people who are sitting and flushing all at the same time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SENSE A REALLY FUCKING HORRENDOUS STORY TELL TELL TELL

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/bagel.jpg

― 冷明, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh la la

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

lol "lox"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

a friend of mine found a plastic bag on a beach near NYC during college. in it was a video tape, which he brought home.

AN OPEN AIR CAFE, MIDDAY: an obese woman is seated across a table from the camera, a plate of pizza in front of her. the picture quality is poor, the colors washed out. she is conversing with the cameraman between bites of pizza, each of which is dipped in ranch sauce. the conversation is casual enough, about her likes and dislikes, and their plans for the evening.

abruptly, CUT TO A DARKENED MOTEL ROOM: a small, gaunt man is slamming her from behind in the blue flicker of a television screen. he is, presumably, the interlocutor from the previous scene. she is moaning unconvincingly. the shot is wide, the camera having been placed across the room on a dresser or something. the business is short, he sags across her back, rolls over.

FIN.

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not really fucking horrendous, but it was horrendous enough, and that's what counts.

also ranch is gross.

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

was there a date/time stamp

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

could you identify city

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that's not nearly as bad as I was expecting (I have a friend who has an awful sex story that involves no condom and the girl afterwards going *SCOOP* "Want some?" and I thought this would be a variation, only with added pizza)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

my buddy lives in Pelham, he found it on....Coney Island?

beertrapz: no, dan, NO

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

it was just really depressing

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

The *SCOOP* story loses a lot without the attendent hand gestures/sound effects.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

NO IT'S STILL DISGUSTING.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

The *SCOOP* story loses a lot without the attendent hand gestures/sound effects.

It's worse to imagine the various possibilities.

― C0L1N B..., Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

was she a reporter

― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

http://images.apple.com/moviesxml/s/focus_features/posters/scoop_l200606151144.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I just ate dammit, ffs

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"hidden valley"

― nickalicious, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I am punching every one of you.

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what an incredibly fortunate time i picked to have to leave.

howevver i do feel the need to say my piece: i never peed in the shower until one day in sophmore year of hs when a classmate informed me he alwaysa made sure to pee on his foot because 'it prevents athletes foot'. when i called him a disgusting fuck he acted as if this practice was totally normal. i said no really dude thats fucking gross then i went home & ive been doing it ever since. force of habit.

ps i havent had athletes foot once since

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i peed on my leg once after getting stung by a jelly fish

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"once"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"after getting stung by a jelly fish"

― max, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what really makes me happy is someone somewhere is going to read this thread & piss on their foot in the morning.

btw person who is planning to piss on your foot & then read this & is having second thoughts, yes its a true story & we ARE in it together.

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"my leg"

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"on"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"i peed"

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

(good work, everyone)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY UREA TREAT

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

LOCK THREAD

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i love you, pee pee thread!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe bros should sit down more. There's often piss all over the floor in the men's toilet at work.

― Drooone, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should never learn not to stand in piss

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

they're doing you a favor, you ungrateful cock

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

cock.

― Drooone, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

There's always going to be someone at the workplace that couldn't hit the broad side of a continent with their piss / poo.

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

the worst is when someone leaves their post-lunch purge in the toilet. :/

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

NEVER HAVE I WANTED TO PEE IN SOMETHING SO BAD: http://www.trendir.com/archives/natures-call-flower-shaped-urinal-clark-sorensen-red-hibiscus.jpg

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

NEVER HAVE I WANTED TO PEE IN SOMETHING SO BAD

nevar forget: http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/a3/e4/Clearblue_Easy_Digital_Pregnancy_Test-resized200.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

This thread = awesomeness.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

https://www.healthline.com/health/shower-pee

Despite rumors to the contrary, urine is not sterile. It can contain dozens of different types of bacteria, including Staphylococcus and Streptococcus, which are associated with staph infections and strep throat, respectively.

However, bacteria counts are relatively low in healthy urine, though they may be much higher if you have a urinary tract infection (UTI).

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:28 (three years ago) link

great revive

― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:32 (three years ago) link

ffs

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:39 (three years ago) link

anyway it's still supposedly not that bad (peeing in the shower), but just found it amusing a lot of the defense of this was based on an urban myth (sterile pee).

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link

thread is gold

― maffew12, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link

ok that's not nearly as bad as I was expecting (I have a friend who has an awful sex story that involves no condom and the girl afterwards going *SCOOP* "Want some?" and I thought this would be a variation, only with added pizza)
― HI DERE, Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:16 AM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― peace, man, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:19 (three years ago) link

lol maffew

― imago, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

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