old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

But you don't have to travel back in time to "do" Kate Bush OR Debbie Harry!
I don't think I understand the question. Are we traveling back in time to "do" the younger version of the celebrity? If so, I don't approve of this time travelling.
However, if we are travelling back in time to have lots of sex with REALLLY old celebrities, or even dead ones, then I would do....all of the Cartwrights from Bonanza. And probably the entire cast of Big Valley as well.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

CHRISTOPHER LEE, DUH.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11404534_394b01f61a_m.jpg

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

def. James Dean circa Giant (which, uh, I guess is just James Dean period.)

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

OK, I'm going to be really obviouse here, but Liz Taylor and Audrey Hepburn.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

woah. obvious. less so: maria falconetti. those eyes!

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

Jane Fonda, 1968.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

obvious choice
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102276A~Jane-Fonda-Barbarella-Posters.jpg
&
oh man...
http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/0/975.jpg

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/asnersm.jpg

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

barbara stanwyck

http://xoomer.alice.it/louisebrooks/files/stanwyck.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

http://www.geocities.com/gracekelly102/grace_kelly_1_.jpg

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.christusrex.org/www1/sistine/4-Det2.jpg

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu/rand3.gif

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

My wife has never seen Rebecca so we were watching last night, and god, 23-year-old Joan Fontaine was just astonishing.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:21 (one year ago) Permalink

yep

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:28 (one year ago) Permalink

She has kind of a Manson girl look in that first

Ha! I screened the o.g. The Big Bounce last night, and she kind of <is> a Manson Girl in it.

http://themoldydoily.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/9791.jpg

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/7/74/TBB69_003.jpg/600px-TBB69_003.jpg

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 October 2015 17:55 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

yup, love her

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 2 November 2015 04:27 (one year ago) Permalink

crotch

The Once-ler, Monday, 2 November 2015 04:40 (one year ago) Permalink

'70s era jaclyn smith

https://gigisaffronever.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/jaclyn-smith-photo119.jpg

nomar, Friday, 6 November 2015 05:25 (one year ago) Permalink

Wanting to have lots of sex with the stars of Charlie's Angels is what kept that show on the air (it wasn't the acting or the scripts).

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 6 November 2015 05:36 (one year ago) Permalink

http://david-paris.blogspot.com/

Something for everyone here

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:08 (one year ago) Permalink

Hitler lol

un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:09 (one year ago) Permalink

Baby Hitler?

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:17 (one year ago) Permalink

Hitler, Baby

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:52 (one year ago) Permalink

Speaking of which:

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/nazi-girls5/images/Eva%20Braun%20&%20Cat.jpg

Sanpaku, Friday, 13 November 2015 03:10 (one year ago) Permalink

I'd probably pass on the lots and lots.

Sanpaku, Friday, 13 November 2015 03:11 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Debbi (Sivyer) Fields of Mrs. Fields Cookies fame, working as an Oakland A's ball girl circa 1972:

http://i.imgur.com/g4rh1Zv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TbsJwkt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YtHdTMR.jpg

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 4 December 2015 22:09 (one year ago) Permalink

lol rollie

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 December 2015 00:38 (one year ago) Permalink

looks like a curvier rashida jones so yes, thank you.

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 December 2015 05:04 (one year ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Marisol Escobar

http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/marisol1-e1403976110312.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 2 January 2016 23:49 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...
three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnMeYYtXEAAYZCP.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:59 (eleven months ago) Permalink

I would even settle for scribbling on a legal pad while wearing matching short shorts with.

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:15 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Sorry to be that Tuomas, but who are they?

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:21 (eleven months ago) Permalink

The guy looks a bit like Sterling Morrison.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:22 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Elizabeth Warren and husband.

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:23 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Oh, right. Was she married to Sterling Morrison at all?

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:24 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Nope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Mann_(legal_historian)

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:26 (eleven months ago) Permalink

six months pass...

Simone Simon in the 1940s

Adrienne Barbeau in the 1970s

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:50 (four months ago) Permalink

flipper the dolphin, circa 1968

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Flipper_The_Dolphin_1968.jpg

look at that coquettish expression

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:59 (four months ago) Permalink

Flipper was portrayed by five different dolphins, the most commonly used ones were named "Kathy" and "Susie."

soref, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:04 (four months ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/wzFay2C.gif

nomar, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:18 (four months ago) Permalink

the other three were called Patty, Scotty and Squirt, apparently

soref, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:37 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

1980s Cait O'Riordan, holy fucking shit

http://www.pogues.com/Pics/Photos/Portraits/caitoriordan.JPG

Sharper version here: https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/158540849355221188/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL25EY5BxU4

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 February 2017 16:58 (four months ago) Permalink

cosign

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 February 2017 06:28 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

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