old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Kate Bush for me.
YouTube the vid for "Babooshka".
You might agree.

Then YouTube the vid for "King of the Mountain" you will agree about time travel.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado Still Rules at Doom (The GZeus), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

Mary Magdalene

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

Elanor Roosevelt

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

Eva Braun

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

debbie harry, obv

wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

donald sutherland

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

Faye Dunaway.

chap (chap), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Dakota Fanning

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Robert Deniro, circa Taxi Driver

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

I just spit coffee out my nose, on my keyboard. Thanks guys.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Don't let FB fool you; he does that as a matter of routine.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

But you don't have to travel back in time to "do" Kate Bush OR Debbie Harry!
I don't think I understand the question. Are we traveling back in time to "do" the younger version of the celebrity? If so, I don't approve of this time travelling.
However, if we are travelling back in time to have lots of sex with REALLLY old celebrities, or even dead ones, then I would do....all of the Cartwrights from Bonanza. And probably the entire cast of Big Valley as well.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

CHRISTOPHER LEE, DUH.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11404534_394b01f61a_m.jpg

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

def. James Dean circa Giant (which, uh, I guess is just James Dean period.)

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

OK, I'm going to be really obviouse here, but Liz Taylor and Audrey Hepburn.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

woah. obvious. less so: maria falconetti. those eyes!

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

Jane Fonda, 1968.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

obvious choice
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102276A~Jane-Fonda-Barbarella-Posters.jpg
&
oh man...
http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/0/975.jpg

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/asnersm.jpg

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

barbara stanwyck

http://xoomer.alice.it/louisebrooks/files/stanwyck.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

My wife has never seen Rebecca so we were watching last night, and god, 23-year-old Joan Fontaine was just astonishing.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:21 (three years ago) link

yep

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:28 (three years ago) link

She has kind of a Manson girl look in that first

Ha! I screened the o.g. The Big Bounce last night, and she kind of <is> a Manson Girl in it.

http://themoldydoily.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/9791.jpg

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/7/74/TBB69_003.jpg/600px-TBB69_003.jpg

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 October 2015 17:55 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

yup, love her

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 2 November 2015 04:27 (three years ago) link

crotch

The Once-ler, Monday, 2 November 2015 04:40 (three years ago) link

'70s era jaclyn smith

https://gigisaffronever.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/jaclyn-smith-photo119.jpg

nomar, Friday, 6 November 2015 05:25 (three years ago) link

Wanting to have lots of sex with the stars of Charlie's Angels is what kept that show on the air (it wasn't the acting or the scripts).

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 6 November 2015 05:36 (three years ago) link

http://david-paris.blogspot.com/

Something for everyone here

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:08 (three years ago) link

Hitler lol

un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:09 (three years ago) link

Baby Hitler?

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:17 (three years ago) link

Hitler, Baby

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:52 (three years ago) link

Speaking of which:

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/nazi-girls5/images/Eva%20Braun%20&%20Cat.jpg

Sanpaku, Friday, 13 November 2015 03:10 (three years ago) link

I'd probably pass on the lots and lots.

Sanpaku, Friday, 13 November 2015 03:11 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Debbi (Sivyer) Fields of Mrs. Fields Cookies fame, working as an Oakland A's ball girl circa 1972:

http://i.imgur.com/g4rh1Zv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TbsJwkt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YtHdTMR.jpg

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 4 December 2015 22:09 (three years ago) link

lol rollie

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 December 2015 00:38 (three years ago) link

looks like a curvier rashida jones so yes, thank you.

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 December 2015 05:04 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Marisol Escobar

http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/marisol1-e1403976110312.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 2 January 2016 23:49 (three years ago) link

two months pass...
three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnMeYYtXEAAYZCP.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:59 (three years ago) link

I would even settle for scribbling on a legal pad while wearing matching short shorts with.

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:15 (three years ago) link

Sorry to be that Tuomas, but who are they?

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:21 (three years ago) link

The guy looks a bit like Sterling Morrison.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:22 (three years ago) link

Elizabeth Warren and husband.

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:23 (three years ago) link

Oh, right. Was she married to Sterling Morrison at all?

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:24 (three years ago) link

Nope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Mann_(legal_historian)

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:26 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Simone Simon in the 1940s

Adrienne Barbeau in the 1970s

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:50 (two years ago) link

flipper the dolphin, circa 1968

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Flipper_The_Dolphin_1968.jpg

look at that coquettish expression

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:59 (two years ago) link

Flipper was portrayed by five different dolphins, the most commonly used ones were named "Kathy" and "Susie."

soref, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:04 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wzFay2C.gif

nomar, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:18 (two years ago) link

the other three were called Patty, Scotty and Squirt, apparently

soref, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:37 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

1980s Cait O'Riordan, holy fucking shit

http://www.pogues.com/Pics/Photos/Portraits/caitoriordan.JPG

Sharper version here: https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/158540849355221188/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL25EY5BxU4

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 February 2017 16:58 (two years ago) link

cosign

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 February 2017 06:28 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
five months pass...

Just came across a whole bunch of amazing photos of Zitkala-Sa, the Sioux writer and violinist (born 1876)

https://378earlynativelit.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/zitkala_sa_kasebier.jpg

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 01:06 (one year ago) link

Would fiddle with.

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 01:49 (one year ago) link

Wallace Beery
Spencer Tracy

(Yes, I like "beefy")

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 02:49 (one year ago) link

The most succulent beef(cake) has a nice amount of marbling. Although in the case of Beery I can't imagine that face not being a dealbreaker.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:32 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Angie Dickinson. A fairly good looking woman I'd say. 86 tomorrow!

http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Dickinson,%20Angie/Annex/Annex%20-%20Dickinson,%20Angie_09.jpg

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:19 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Been watching some Match Games lately which have led to some crushing on 1970s Lee Meriwether

http://kpitalrisk.free.fr/images/stars/66000/s_66441_1398534026_leemeriwether56y.jpg

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 3 November 2017 17:41 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dq9_U7CVYAAOYrB.jpg Myrna Loy

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 3 November 2018 02:12 (eight months ago) link

No photo I can find does her justice but Nathalie Delon circa La Samourai

You (bleeping) need me. You can't Finn without me (fionnland), Saturday, 3 November 2018 02:34 (eight months ago) link

three months pass...

https://preview.redd.it/bulrn9nr8se21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=88bcd819849829e5830b3e0dba6f707f0775b1ce

Yvonne Craig (batgirl) looking strangely contemporary and super hawt

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:52 (five months ago) link

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/68/11/00681185f657c657d95a0b4dae3d4927.jpg

its only bloody mavis from corrie

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:45 (five months ago) link

Silent actor Ramon Navarro (The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg, the 1925 Ben-Hur):

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z4-ZNjm07O0/UgmmsfQ1oDI/AAAAAAAADHc/MLQ3Sl5sS5M/s1600/Novarro2.jpg

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 February 2019 17:28 (five months ago) link

xp or is it Lauren Harries?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 February 2019 17:51 (five months ago) link


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