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bean (bean), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/cgifs/Capybara_bw.GIF

bean (bean), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://srufaculty.sru.edu/david.dailey/public/mammals/capybara.gif

bean (bean), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mikevasas.com/blog/uploaded_images/capybara-714668.bmp

bean (bean), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/images/capybara_1.jpg

bean (bean), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Best thread ever.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Coypu

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Capybara in mascara and a lopsided tiara

New Mark H (New MarkH), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

CAPYBARA FACTS

+ Weigh up to 140 lbs / 65 kg
+ Are approved by the Catholic church for eating during Lent
+ Popularly known as Water Hogs
+ Can sleep submerged in a swamp
+ Were horse-sized, once upon a time
+ Whistle, click, purr, hum, whimper
+ Have unevenly-lengthed legs

bean (bean), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

cuet

31g (31g), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Like guinea pigs, only bigger

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link

They look like the Pink Panther in their facial expression.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hurrah

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.b3ta.com/board/archive/12044/

Capybaras ROCK!!!
Top 5 Animals that Rock:
1. Monkeys (Especially Somersaulting)
2. Capybaras
3. Kittens
4. Squirrels (big up the flying kind too)
5. Hamsters
(polpo, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 10:55, archived)

1. Owls
2. Owls
3. Owls
4. Owls
5. Owls
( mnb098mnb, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 10:57, archived)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:02 (seventeen years ago) link

all hail the WORLD'S BIGGEST RODENT

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:03 (seventeen years ago) link

capybaras!!!

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to have trouble remembering their name.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:51 (seventeen years ago) link

What are those rodents that I thought were called pikers, but don't seem to be?

Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hmmmm.

there is a lagomorph called a pika. Maybe that is what you are thinking of.

It looks like this
http://www.yellowstonecountry-adventures.com/images/page-pika.jpg

New Mark H (New MarkH), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Cannot believe this wasn't a Tom thread!

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a lagomorph called a pika. Maybe that is what you are thinking of.

Yes! Thank you. I like the way they move.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I shouldn't think it moves very easily at all, with all that grub sticking out of its chops.

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

grrrr gnash

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

that was never going to work, was it?

RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to have a screensaver on my computer with lots of photos of capybaras. One night, though, after looking at it just before going to sleep, I had the most terrifying nightmare that I was trapped in a car with giant guinea pigs who were clawing and biting me. I have to only look at capybaras in the daytime now.

Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link

..to be transported back to that horrible world of mutant rodents and end up paralysed w/ fear and disgust

RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so annoyed that Brian Lara and a capybara in a Citroen Xsara is no longer on b3ta.

New Mark H (New MarkH), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Just reading that made me lol

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Has anybody seen that new Skoda yet? By fuck it's ugly.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

pity

RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Truly the greatest animal.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

Capybaturday!

http://i40.tinypic.com/2iazpxy.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 27 June 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD.

☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Saturday, 27 June 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Ooooh babybara

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2771487061_20079c0189.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 27 June 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

http://image.rakuten.co.jp/charaya/cabinet/capibara.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 27 June 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

What U lookin' at?

http://www.wnf.nl/CFFileServlet/_cf_image/_cfimg4884562948203201311.JPEG

StanM, Saturday, 27 June 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Taxybara 2

http://gb.fotolibra.com/images/previews/193984-capyabara-capibara-and-magpie.jpeg

StanM, Saturday, 27 June 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

During the Capybara ritual, the Matis Indians create an atmosphere that is not only visually stimulating but auditory as well. They imitate the sounds of the capybara. In addition, they imitate the actions of this native Amazonian rodent by running and hopping as a capybara would do. Interestingly, only men and boys participate in this ceremony with women and girls being excluded.

http://www.amazon-indians.org/matis/magicgallery/07-Matis-Dec2004_108.htm for the image i do not want to spoil this thread with

ledge, Saturday, 27 June 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

That other big one was no photoshop, apparently.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qQRCBc2Dbm0/R58drRCaAsI/AAAAAAAAAcU/38MYxYGKpQM/s400/anso+et+capibara.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 27 June 2009 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link

majestic

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 September 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link

*plop*

clouds, Thursday, 21 September 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

aw i was hoping that would loop

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 September 2017 21:37 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ILX, I need capybaras to get me through the day.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4390/37461614361_663e62920c_b.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4507/37506663561_7f07b1e5f5_b.jpg

http://78.media.tumblr.com/5297d2a3ae2a8aa6b711ec27f9b2fcea/tumblr_orj50rHi0C1sutuwgo1_1280.jpg

(sources: https://www.flickr.com/photos/136010940@N04/37506663561/ , flickr.com/photos/schattig/37461614361/ (delinked, perfectly safe flickr page but don't click the link in the flickr description at work cz I got a nsfw popup), http://animalssittingoncapybaras.tumblr.com/post/162058911867 )

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 6 October 2017 10:31 (six years ago) link

beautiful animals

niels, Friday, 6 October 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link

My daughter is slightly obsessed with capybaras; she wanted a pet one and we talked her down to guinea pigs.

P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvJh3RCk-40

thos beads (jamescobo), Friday, 20 October 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

favorite thread

niels, Friday, 20 October 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link

Capybara were created to keep other animals calm.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 20 October 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

including humans

niels, Friday, 20 October 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

squad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT61THaHrvM

thos beads (jamescobo), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMc2P4hgbJA&

thos beads (jamescobo), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

i did not know they made dolphin noises.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

xp obligatory "2 goats, 1 cap" joke goes here

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

squad

― thos beads (jamescobo), Tuesday, January 16, 2018 1:33 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:45 (six years ago) link

🙋‍♂️

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:45 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

possibly the post that brings me back to ilx

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

Wonderful

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

thank you, capybara

niels, Friday, 26 October 2018 06:26 (five years ago) link

sublime chill

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 October 2018 06:30 (five years ago) link

truly the finest tumblr

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

even the newborns are masters of the side-eye

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 03:44 (five years ago) link

Born to be aloof.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 10:14 (five years ago) link

nothing but respect

ogmor, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 10:18 (five years ago) link

for my presidents

Freda VanFleet (symsymsym), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

i don’t know who needs to see this but here’s a capybara relaxing in a hot spring with a bunch of oranges 🍊

source: https://t.co/8EiH7P83Nm pic.twitter.com/25MZlo6KzV

— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) June 6, 2019

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Friday, 7 June 2019 06:40 (four years ago) link

capybara daily is a quality twitter feed

global tetrahedron, Friday, 7 June 2019 06:44 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

hell yes

ロンくんとハタキ pic.twitter.com/W0cLDp1d22

— saiko (@saiko3153) September 23, 2019

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

aaaaahhhhhhhhh that's the stuff

just the right size! pic.twitter.com/SfXxTxzbRv

— Capybaras (@CapybaraCountry) January 7, 2020

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link

i don’t know who needs to see this but here’s a capybara relaxing in a hot spring with a bunch of oranges 🍊

source: https://t.co/8EiH7P83Nm pic.twitter.com/25MZlo6KzV
— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) June 6, 2019

those are yuzu, a common citrus to take a bath with on the winter solstice... whether capybaras, humans, snow monkeys, what have you.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 9 January 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link

i <3 capybara in a bucket

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

no, you can't eat a whole ass capybara pic.twitter.com/Ca2v76aMUx

— Ad Infinitum (@Ad_Inifinitum) January 7, 2021

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 January 2021 05:45 (three years ago) link

i like that the capybara is just kinda like "aw hugs"
pelicans are assholes

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 January 2021 05:46 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/CGpWrNSyf2

— 🏴i open up my wallet and it's full of blood.🏴 (@thinkiamsad) January 7, 2021

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 January 2021 05:49 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

apologies in advance pic.twitter.com/2Sz6tWqOR6

— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) February 23, 2021

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 February 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link

three months pass...
two months pass...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/p8j1uy/tomt_what_are_those_dogs_that_look_coconuts_called/

They're not really dogs exactly but if a dog was made of coconuts and had a different shapes head, it'd be them.

subpoena colada (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 August 2021 12:32 (two years ago) link

Mural in Buenos Aires, celebrating the capybara invasion of Nordelta, Argentina’s most exclusive gated community, an enclave of the ultra rich, built in a lush area on the wetlands of the Paraná river. pic.twitter.com/TKhzCx74aB

— Radical Graffiti (@GraffitiRadical) August 25, 2021

JoeStork, Thursday, 26 August 2021 15:21 (two years ago) link

^ the heroes we need

and after eel, you're my Wonder Wheel (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 August 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link

Heh, I RTed that last night. Love those revolutionary capys.

emil.y, Thursday, 26 August 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link

having a little maté brew party after killing off the rich

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 August 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link

The capybara with the shark-tooth necklace and the bird on its head is A+.

and after eel, you're my Wonder Wheel (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 August 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

Is 'Capy Guevara' a thing? Anything even remotely resembling a workable pun? Hmmm.

emil.y, Thursday, 26 August 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link

I dunno, but he should be wearing a capyberet.

and after eel, you're my Wonder Wheel (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 August 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link

I came up with this a few years ago:
https://www.zazzle.co.uk/che_capybara_t_shirt-235263831181246637

Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Thursday, 26 August 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link

Okay this is pretty darn cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRrCMrZapTQ

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 August 2021 17:06 (two years ago) link


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