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Wayne Brady smells like Colt .45 and Lacoste.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I don't even know what "theory" of mine you guys are talking about! :( Sorry, I'll try to be quiet from now on.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco smells like chagrin.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

get thee to an mature thred.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

you know the first time I saw that painting, I thought someone had done a ceiling mural in a grocery store. which I thought was pretty edgy for middle america.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Raven Symone smells like a randy mastiff.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Jenna Bush smells like Marlboro Lights & SoCo
Barbara Bush like Applebees and appletinis

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Barbara Bush smells like death.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always thought Bill Pullman probably reeks of urine.

― darin (darin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

(oh, I meant Barbara Bush, senior.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Bill Paxton smells like Jackee.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is starting to cave in on itself now

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I got nothing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Angelina-Jolie-Photograph-C12036793.jpeg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

cute!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spinandstir.com/katie-holmes-wedding-ring.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, I just think she's weird looking.

x-post, I mean, obviously Holmes is weird looking carrying an alien baby.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

not so cute.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ihttp://img128.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33940_IMG_3942_122_377lo.JPG

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Signedpics/angelina_jolie4.sized.jpg
^^^ haha waht

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

damnit, i obv don't know how to post pics anymore.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

she was at her attractive peak in the awful-great "hackers"

but i'm a geek, so wtf. (my gay momses made me sit through original sin with them because of their girlcrushes on her! ahhhh!)

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

That cat looks totally stuffed.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

posting pics of angelina jolie was def the way to go at this point

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

hoosteen, the otms are on you

(my gay momses made me sit through original sin with them because of their girlcrushes on her! ahhhh!)

...AND the excelsiors

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.prionde.co.jp/chuo1/miz/momo/SnowWhite/wdcc-SnowWhite10-2.jpg
^^ fyi this is definitely angelina jolie

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/jake-photo-contest.jpg

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I personally prefer wtf dog-in-the-desert Jolie to all other Jolies, this is official.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

where are those photos of jake g being crazy/drunk at an awards ceremony (oscars? g-globes?) they were good
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

bottom right is the best one

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/jake-gyllenhaal-goesnuts.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha yes!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

uma in those pics looks like she smells good.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

is that angelina with the whatever it is up there? she should try to look like fiona apple more often.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

kirsten dunst smells like dank nugs and milk.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a panther!
it's awesome how her hair is kind of caught on her nipple there
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i always though kirsten dunst smelled like milk and something!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

For Ally, in memory of the Not Greatest Film Ever:

http://movies.about.com/library/graphics/colinfarrellgq.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like a panther/dog

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

It looks like a stuffed animal!

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

jolie has to be the person who wins the award for most famous & respected with the least amount of good product. she's never been in anything good, she's terrible

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

That painting of A-Jolee is great! I am proud of it.

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

HANLE Y DEUS SPEAKS

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Jake Gyllenhall smells like Frapuccinos.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha those Oscar pix

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

omg she is sao-awesometown in Gia. especially all the topless scenes and the whole I have to go I have to go Where does everyone have to go when they have to go scene.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

she's the only interesting thing in a lot of really bad movies. she and brittany murphy and her whole chickens.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I was going to say. Gia is terrible, but Jolie was born for that shit. she was amazing in it.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

What's that one where she is a blonde reporter whose death is prophecized by some street weirdo (who may have been played by Tony Shalhoub)? I vaguely recall that being a Good Movie.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

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