Rejected parody threads

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

BAN KI-MOON

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

hate myself for laughing at that

kinda hate myself for posting it

there may be hope for you yet

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

wild bore

richard dawkins: petty?

vintage boggle scores that box

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

knew they'd pull thru

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

bands that enlarge you

Bans that enrage you

future of ~the clarinet~

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

^would read all of these^

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

bad ska punk

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

Guess the Titty

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

"tart beats meat and hates it"

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

How can you say you "LOVE EVERYTHING" when you dislike more of everything than you like?

'Literary Clusterfucks 2013' thread Clusterfucks 2021

post it writers you think are Brad

goddamn itt

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcqm2WMUwAIt4Qz.jpg

guess I shouldn’t have rejected it

Insert a band name's butt into another band name's butt

Can I vote a poll void?
Can I poll a vote void?
Can I void a vole pot?

Song titles that get much better when you replace "big" with "pig" and "love" with "lunch"

why the burnt ends of capitalism so tasty?

Rank Prince Alberts

Artists with one hit wonder paintings.

Jazz musicians with One Bass Hit.

Do you like samphire?

top five vegetable tbf

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

Children behind bars

You encounter a person in a parked car who is not woke. What is your next step?

"Terence Trent DiaPOLLical" - The best albums among the mis-spelled/where-the-fuck-did-they-get-that-title listed on the Q - The Worst Albums Ever! thread

(Might actually make a good poll, more I think about it.)

Grim and frostbitten UK rap 2022

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

Rules: 1. all groups must have at least one member. 2. NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED JUST LISTS

I’ll start:

The Beatles
U2
The Czech Philharmonic

ILXZ

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

MY DICK

What is the most infamous musical artist you've never heard?

For me, Burzum

what defines "Really Bad Threads"

Things you disagree with but can't be bothered to have an argument about

Post Here When Things Are So Horrible It's Not Worth Trolling

I've always wanted to start a thread about "Pop Songs With the Word Baby Replaced by Hitler", but I've never had the guts.

e.g. "Hitler Love", "Be My Hitler", "Hitler, I Love Your Way", "I'm Your Hitler Tonight", "Hitler Did a Bad, Bad Thing" etc.

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned, and why does MacOS put a squiggly red line under "your"? It's a word. Or is it a Chrome thing?

She's got to be somebody's Hitler

The KKK took my Hitler away

A picture of you, a picture of you in uniform
Standing with your head held high
Hot down to the floor but it couldn't be you
It couldn't be you, it's a picture of baby

Hitler shark
do do do do do do

US Supreme Court: Post-Gainsbourg Edition

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned

a fitting tribute to Baby

who do you think you are kidding Mr Baby

i'm so tired of the arguments every christmas over Hitler It's Cold Outside

let's see

Hitler Got the Rickets (Memphis Jug Band, 1928)
Hitler Gotta Party (Don & Dewey)
Hitler Lemonade (Syd Barrett, 1970)
Hitler, Can I Wear Your Clothes (The Spike Drivers, 1965)
Hitler, You Torture My Soul (Magic Sam)
Hitler's On Fire (Eno, 1974)
Boppin' High School Hitler (Don Willis, 1959)
Coney Island Hitler (The Excellents, 1962)
Do Me, Hitler (Prince, 1981)
I'm Gonna Murder My Hitler (Pat Hare, 1954)
When Hitler Gets Wet (Peter Gordon, 1976)

Is you is or is you ain't my Hitler

Sledgehitler

You're havin' my Hitler
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

So won't you, please, be my, be my Hitler
Be my Little Hitler, my one and only Hitler

My insatiable hitler

Hitl Me Hitler One More Time

Hit me with your hitler stick

"I'm Gonna Booglarise You, Hitler"

Achtung Hitler?

Hitler, Now That I've Found You
Step Into My Office, Hitler
I'll Be Your Hitler Tonight
Hitler Talks Dirty
Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Hitler
Hitler Elephant Walk
(My Hitler Does) Good Sculptures
Hitler Workout
Have You Seen Your Mother, Hitler, Standing in the Shadow?
Ice Ice Hitler
Greenfield Morning I Pushed An Empty Hitler Carriage All Over The City

How Many Members of Ursula 1000 Can You Name Off the Top of Your Head?

The heat made me think of a series of posts about Podcasts Inspired by the Music of Yes but Not Actually About Yes.

The first example? The Revealing Science of Todd, in which Todd Rundgren talks about the mysteries of science. Including topics such as rocks that move in the desert, can we harness the power of thunder, and can Stevie Wonder touch type?

The second? Wondrous Tories, in which Rory Stewart talks about the spiritual dimension of conservatism. With the exception of paganism all of the other modern political movements were invented just a few decades ago and are essentially synthetic, whereas conservatism stems from the soul of humanity and is eternal. Where do Conservative MPs go when they close their eyes?

It petered out after that. Yours is No Disc Brake, in which Julian Glover talks about bicycle maintenance. I've Seen All Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles, in which some online comedians talk about Ever Decreasing Circles. It's too hot.

Incredibly shit drawings of ouds