Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (eight years ago) link

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (eight years ago) link

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (eight years ago) link

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (eight years ago) link

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (eight years ago) link

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (eight years ago) link

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (eight years ago) link

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (eight years ago) link

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (eight years ago) link

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (eight years ago) link

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (eight years ago) link

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (eight years ago) link

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (eight years ago) link

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (eight years ago) link

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (eight years ago) link

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (eight years ago) link

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (eight years ago) link

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (eight years ago) link

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (eight years ago) link

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (eight years ago) link

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (eight years ago) link

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (eight years ago) link

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (eight years ago) link

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (eight years ago) link

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (eight years ago) link

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (eight years ago) link

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (eight years ago) link

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (eight years ago) link

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (eight years ago) link

the royals rankle ilx

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 17 December 2018 19:23 (eleven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

are we giving in to stimulation?

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 January 2019 23:25 (ten months ago) link

I just quoted _The Third Man_ in full for the first time

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 03:16 (ten months ago) link

voluble new posters

estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 03:22 (ten months ago) link

Best '10s Octogenerian Sex Comedies

sarahell, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 12:40 (ten months ago) link

Public shamen

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:20 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

Some of your least favourite records that turn 20 this year

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 February 2019 10:33 (nine months ago) link

Good thread idea. I wouldn't reject it.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:01 (nine months ago) link

It's a very plausible thread to exist, but there are already more than enough places to complain about music you don't like on "I Love Music"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 February 2019 11:04 (nine months ago) link

Hard disagree. We're all so dispassionate and genteel when it comes to music.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:06 (nine months ago) link

Bands you keep trying to join but can't get into

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 February 2019 15:07 (eight months ago) link

lol

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:11 (eight months ago) link

🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨

lispectah deck (unregistered), Monday, 25 February 2019 00:07 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

People who thought you were dead but you aren't

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 00:36 (seven months ago) link

Do you weary of glasses?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 23:18 (seven months ago) link

What are Alexander the Great's flaws?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 02:56 (seven months ago) link

Notional Record Store Day

like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:16 (seven months ago) link

17 Indie Artists on Their Oddest Odd Jobs That Pay the Bills When Music Doesn’t (a poll)

pomenitul, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:22 (seven months ago) link

Birthday Party songs for a mountain goat playlist?
Talulah Gosh songs for a shooting spree playlist?
Foetus songs for a baby shower playlist?
Spacemen 3 songs for a detox playlist?
SotL songs for a CrossFit playlist?

lispectah deck (unregistered), Friday, 19 April 2019 03:11 (seven months ago) link

Is the Guardian worse than it might otherwise be?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 April 2019 17:05 (seven months ago) link

lispectah deck (unregistered) at 12:07 25 Feb 19
🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨
every time this thread pops up I wonder whether it would be worth actually making this, so far the answer is no

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 April 2019 17:38 (seven months ago) link

the least famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 09:32 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Talk to Tranströmer

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:34 (five months ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:36 (five months ago) link

do you think morrissey might one day make aliyah to a settlement?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 14:47 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

One Gong Per Album

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:59 (four months ago) link

One RONG Per Album

Regardless, the cyclops has us beat.

pomenitul, Monday, 24 June 2019 17:05 (four months ago) link

Why isn't there a thread about cumbria?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 24 June 2019 20:39 (four months ago) link

Is it ethical or moral not to beat up somebody sporting a Nazi tattoo?

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 July 2019 13:09 (four months ago) link

Friend Infected With Left Wing Brain Worms - What to Do?

It started out innocently enough: he bought a Che Guevara t-shirt and talked about a 45% tax bracket, but now he listens to Chapo Trap House and talks about minimum income.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:28 (four months ago) link

It could make for a good non-parody thread! I know it would become one, but left-wing people certainly aren't immune from brain worms!

anvil, Monday, 15 July 2019 17:32 (four months ago) link

I think that Left Wing Brain Worms, to the extent I even acknowledge an equivalence, generally pose less of a threat to others, anti-vaxxers being perhaps one prominent exception.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:42 (four months ago) link

How is that left wing? Isn't that

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:44 (four months ago) link

... for people like Tony Blair?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:44 (four months ago) link

Or hippies? I actually don't who any of these anti-vaxxer people are, apart from Blair.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:45 (four months ago) link

isn't the idea that its people we know? Not just random examples of people or type of people?

anvil, Monday, 15 July 2019 18:15 (four months ago) link

Songs You Hate (By Artists You've Blown)

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 04:29 (four months ago) link

Mount Eerie - No Fleshlight

alomar lines, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 05:14 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

If you could would you do way with ILX as we know it?

pomenitul, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:06 (two months ago) link

If you died and went to Hell - a Poll

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:54 (two months ago) link

KM answers the hypothetical perfectly

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:55 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Have you ever distributed one or more volumes of The Grateful Dead's Dick's Picks series via sexual text messaging?

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Monday, 9 September 2019 23:59 (two months ago) link

UK government thread

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 00:30 (two months ago) link

Mordy is a dork

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:15 (two months ago) link

The IRA, The ROTH IRA, the SEP-IRA

sarahell, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:40 (two months ago) link

aw so mean :(

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:35 (two months ago) link

Rejected!

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:39 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

bands who stopped liking you after you saw them live

chips moomin (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:22 (four weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

Rolling Worst Music of 1919

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:57 (two weeks ago) link

getting baked: does it come easily to you?

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:29 (one week ago) link


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