― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink
"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink
BAN KI-MOON
― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (ten years ago) Permalink
hate myself for laughing at that
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (ten years ago) Permalink
kinda hate myself for posting it
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (ten years ago) Permalink
there may be hope for you yet
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (ten years ago) Permalink
Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (nine years ago) Permalink
wild bore
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (seven years ago) Permalink
richard dawkins: petty?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (seven years ago) Permalink
vintage boggle scores that box
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (seven years ago) Permalink
http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/
― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (seven years ago) Permalink
knew they'd pull thru
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (seven years ago) Permalink
Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)
― buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (seven years ago) Permalink
bands that enlarge you
― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (seven years ago) Permalink
Bans that enrage you
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (seven years ago) Permalink
future of ~the clarinet~
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (seven years ago) Permalink
shd totally have done that
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg
― Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (seven years ago) Permalink
WINTER'S BONER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (seven years ago) Permalink
(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (seven years ago) Permalink
Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (seven years ago) Permalink
"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (seven years ago) Permalink
Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (seven years ago) Permalink
"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (seven years ago) Permalink
Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (seven years ago) Permalink
^would read all of these^
― Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (seven years ago) Permalink
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
i made me lol
― Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (seven years ago) Permalink
Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (seven years ago) Permalink
Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not
― estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (seven years ago) Permalink
bad ska punk
― patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (seven years ago) Permalink
it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.
(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (seven years ago) Permalink
no such thing, sorry
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (seven years ago) Permalink
fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (seven years ago) Permalink
"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"
― Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (seven years ago) Permalink
What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?
― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (seven years ago) Permalink
London Wee Emergency
university buildings are always a good bet
― bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (seven years ago) Permalink
Guess the Titty
― dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (seven years ago) Permalink
Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?
― buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (seven years ago) Permalink
Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM
― sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (seven years ago) Permalink
A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.
How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)
- From behind, front to back- Between the legs, back to front- From behind, back to front- Between the legs, front to back
― StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (seven years ago) Permalink
"tart beats meat and hates it"
― Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (seven years ago) Permalink
"are you parents metal?"
Though, guess that could be a misreading too!
― hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (seven years ago) Permalink
The "bald guy" in the band: who are the other Mike Loves in music?
― na (NA), Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:13 (one year ago) Permalink
Your musical "bland spots"
― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 20:26 (eleven months ago) Permalink
For most people that's their entire collection obvs
― ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:29 (eleven months ago) Permalink
^how can I come on when I know I'm guilty?
― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:13 (eleven months ago) Permalink
Have you ever masterminded in front of a woman?
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:54 (eleven months ago) Permalink
have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:56 (eleven months ago) Permalink
artists who plausibly appear to be poor people
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:42 (eleven months ago) Permalink
reminds me of jackson c frank
died homeless in ny i believe
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:50 (eleven months ago) Permalink
Nicosia: A POLL
― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 December 2017 21:43 (ten months ago) Permalink
:D
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 9 December 2017 22:12 (ten months ago) Permalink
Appropriate Etiquette for Punching Work Colleagues - How Much is Too Much?
― not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:42 (nine months ago) Permalink
there are some exceptions to Section 47 of the Offences Against the Person Act, apparently. But you've got to punch carefully.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:56 (nine months ago) Permalink
Rejected paradiddle threads
― The Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:19 (nine months ago) Permalink
People namechecked in Peruvian pop songs from the 60s starting with the letter S, who turn out to be bobsledding heroes of yore and are named as well in recent footwork bangers, but only in future tense: C/D S/D POX POO #wedontknowwhattodoanymoreILM2018
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 January 2018 14:49 (nine months ago) Permalink
some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers
― hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:34 (nine months ago) Permalink
This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:01 (nine months ago) Permalink
Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:09 (nine months ago) Permalink
pretty sure some of them are already posting
― hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:11 (nine months ago) Permalink
stuff that chris brown liked.
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 21:09 (eight months ago) Permalink
is New York City ched?PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties LondonTHE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHEDthe day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questionsRejected parody cheds
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:29 (eight months ago) Permalink
A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover
― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:16 (eight months ago) Permalink
Things you were shockingly high when you learned
― sleepingbag, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:45 (seven months ago) Permalink
Jordan Peterson: S/D
― flappy bird, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:49 (seven months ago) Permalink
Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 April 2018 20:51 (six months ago) Permalink
*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend
― flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:07 (six months ago) Permalink
Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:18 (four months ago) Permalink
hair say bye to me (a baldness thread)
― lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:59 (four months ago) Permalink
"poo" art that prepared us
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (four months ago) Permalink
i mean i cant see any other interpretation tbh
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 05:55 (four months ago) Permalink
art that prepares us to "poo"?
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:08 (four months ago) Permalink
What do you find strangly erotic?
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Thursday, 14 June 2018 20:06 (four months ago) Permalink
What do you find strangely emetic?
― too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:23 (four months ago) Permalink
neurotic/hypnotic/aortic/esoteric
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Friday, 15 June 2018 15:10 (four months ago) Permalink
ecliptic
― too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 June 2018 16:37 (four months ago) Permalink
Songs where you can "jear the hoin"
― i want to get cancer (map), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:56 (four months ago) Permalink
What's the best kind of slurry?
― lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:23 (three months ago) Permalink
best songs shorter than 30 minutes
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:01 (three months ago) Permalink
promising thread titles that turn out to be on ilxor.com
― Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:04 (three months ago) Permalink
lol you beautiful curmudgeon
― more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:29 (three months ago) Permalink
Replace 'walk' with 'wank' in a song title.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 14 July 2018 08:26 (three months ago) Permalink
how much do you sweat? [POLL closes: September 1 (in 1 month)]
🔘0 mL/day (I am a reptilian)🔘1 to 250 mL/day🔘251 to 500 mL/day🔘501 to 750 mL/day🔘751 to 1000 mL/day
etc.
― shaped like cats and postmen (unregistered), Monday, 16 July 2018 01:08 (three months ago) Permalink
Lol
― Ross, Monday, 16 July 2018 07:05 (three months ago) Permalink
why do people leave ILX for food?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:28 (two months ago) Permalink
Al Hrabosky's Terrifying New Math
― clemenza, Thursday, 9 August 2018 13:15 (two months ago) Permalink
Why do people leave ILX for good charlotte?
― some kind of meunster (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:50 (two months ago) Permalink
Worst Sex Film In A Series
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 27 August 2018 15:06 (one month ago) Permalink
post mitchum_brothers.gif itt when u want to post mitchum_brothers.gif in another thread
― the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2018 04:13 (one month ago) Permalink
37 Threads Every ilxor Over 40 Should Be Able to Quote
― ogmor, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:11 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Things you were shockingly cold when you learned
― Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:19 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Albums covers that depict the artists hanging out with their chores
― imago, Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:09 (four days ago) Permalink