Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (nine years ago) link

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (nine years ago) link

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (nine years ago) link

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (nine years ago) link

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (nine years ago) link

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (nine years ago) link

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (nine years ago) link

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (nine years ago) link

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (nine years ago) link

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (nine years ago) link

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (nine years ago) link

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (nine years ago) link

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (nine years ago) link

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (nine years ago) link

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (nine years ago) link

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (nine years ago) link

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (nine years ago) link

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (nine years ago) link

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (nine years ago) link

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (nine years ago) link

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (nine years ago) link

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (nine years ago) link

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (nine years ago) link

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (nine years ago) link

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (nine years ago) link

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (nine years ago) link

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (nine years ago) link

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (nine years ago) link

Are you considering purchasing a gnu?

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:52 (three months ago) link

LOL beat me to the punch

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:55 (three months ago) link

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Tuesday, November 22, 2016 11:38 PM (three years ago)

https://www.gnu.org/graphics/gnu-head.png

unregistered, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 21:11 (three months ago) link

Okay, I will happily concede that unregistered got to it first.

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:28 (three months ago) link

there's good gnus and bad gnus

genital giant (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:38 (three months ago) link

gnus n 'orses

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:52 (three months ago) link

Huey Lewis & The Gnus

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 03:42 (three months ago) link

Gary Gnuman

And I swear that I don't have a gnu (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 09:33 (three months ago) link

Happiness is a warm gnu

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 10:06 (three months ago) link

gnus are great gnus gnus gnus moar threads about GNUS

Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 10:40 (three months ago) link

Thread of What Is Rape And Is Joe Biden A Rapist

I’m really sorry

silby, Thursday, 30 April 2020 01:33 (three months ago) link

i laughed and i am a woman so

sarahell, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:09 (three months ago) link

no need for this nonsense, he's one of our rapists

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:11 (three months ago) link

Rapist, Hitler, Hitler, Rapist, Hitler, Rapist, Hitler, Woman

sarahell, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:13 (three months ago) link

not another politics thread

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:15 (three months ago) link

Friend Infected With Centrist Brain Worms - What To Do?

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 1 May 2020 15:41 (three months ago) link

People Who You Suspect are Frightening

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 May 2020 18:05 (three months ago) link

markdown of masculinity

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:47 (three months ago) link

Are You a Cunt Out on Social Media?

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:33 (two months ago) link

“Lee Rigby”- Your thoughts please...

What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 22 May 2020 11:13 (two months ago) link

classic or dead?

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 11:21 (two months ago) link

Red Pills: A Poll

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:26 (two months ago) link

Donna Friend: The Little Tart

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 May 2020 08:48 (two months ago) link

post ILX posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

pomenitul, Monday, 25 May 2020 14:00 (two months ago) link

💪 Are You Cut on Social Media? 💪
🏳️‍🌈 Are you Out on Social Media? 🏳️‍🌈
🥺 Are You Cute on Social Media? 🥺
😺 Are you a Cat on Social Media? 😺
😎 Are you crüt on Social Media? 😎

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:21 (two months ago) link

Where is your cut-off penis?

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 May 2020 15:03 (two months ago) link

Recommendations for indie rock music without guitars, drums, vocals or skinny white guys.

Shampoo for my real friends (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:33 (two months ago) link

actual lol xp

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:34 (two months ago) link

post ILX posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

― pomenitul, Monday, May 25, 2020 9:00 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i honestly really enjoy reading dow's posts

budo jeru, Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:35 (two months ago) link

Abolish the Polis

Abolish the Polls

pomenitul, Monday, 8 June 2020 01:15 (two months ago) link

... that's how they say it in Paisley.

Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 12:05 (two months ago) link

TS: I Love Music vs. Steve Hoffman Music Forums

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 16:38 (one month ago) link

A spinoff of the Sergio Leone! thread that consists entirely utterances that scan with and/or rhyme with "Sergio Leone!"

Serving of spumoni!

Boney Maroni!

Fresh rigatoni!

Chuck Mangione!

Island known as Coney!

H. Caulfield says you're phoney!

Buy me a pony!

Bowie's Outside: Let Him In?

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 6 July 2020 09:57 (one month ago) link

rolling "Biden is gonna win" containment thread

pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 15:19 (one month ago) link

^^^^

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 6 July 2020 15:21 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

Who were the best Petes of other groups?

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:11 (two weeks ago) link

Townshend

Shelley

?

I pity the foo fighter (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:25 (two weeks ago) link

Tork

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:26 (two weeks ago) link

rolling "Biden is gonna win" containment thread
think we might actually need this one

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:30 (two weeks ago) link

I didn't copyright it so be my guest!

pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:31 (two weeks ago) link

As I'm not American I'll leave it alone.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:45 (two weeks ago) link

Who were the Pete Burns of other groups?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:46 (two weeks ago) link

I could have sworn that thread already exists xp

are we sure ilx hasn't gone Library of Babylon, and any conceivable U.S. politics thread already exists?

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 13:43 (two weeks ago) link

rolling 'rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread' containment thread

pomenitul, Saturday, 25 July 2020 15:29 (two weeks ago) link

^Limp Bizkit's upcoming reunion album

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 July 2020 15:42 (two weeks ago) link

Bands you don't like so you don't bother trying to get into them

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:24 (one week ago) link

Not another Cardiacs thread.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:31 (one week ago) link

Morris Dancing vs String Theory t/s

calzino, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:41 (one week ago) link


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