Rejected parody threads

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

BAN KI-MOON

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

hate myself for laughing at that

kinda hate myself for posting it

there may be hope for you yet

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

wild bore

richard dawkins: petty?

vintage boggle scores that box

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

knew they'd pull thru

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

bands that enlarge you

Bans that enrage you

future of ~the clarinet~

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

^would read all of these^

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

bad ska punk

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

Guess the Titty

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

"tart beats meat and hates it"

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

Are you considering purchasing a gnu?

LOL beat me to the punch

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Tuesday, November 22, 2016 11:38 PM (three years ago)

https://www.gnu.org/graphics/gnu-head.png

Okay, I will happily concede that unregistered got to it first.

there's good gnus and bad gnus

gnus n 'orses

Huey Lewis & The Gnus

Gary Gnuman

Happiness is a warm gnu

gnus are great gnus gnus gnus moar threads about GNUS

Searxh results

gnu-metal, c/d s/d

Debian is truly the best GNU/Linux

Thread of What Is Rape And Is Joe Biden A Rapist

I’m really sorry

i laughed and i am a woman so

no need for this nonsense, he's one of our rapists

Rapist, Hitler, Hitler, Rapist, Hitler, Rapist, Hitler, Woman

not another politics thread

Friend Infected With Centrist Brain Worms - What To Do?

People Who You Suspect are Frightening

markdown of masculinity

Are You a Cunt Out on Social Media?

“Lee Rigby”- Your thoughts please...

classic or dead?

Red Pills: A Poll

Donna Friend: The Little Tart

post ILX posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

💪 Are You Cut on Social Media? 💪
🏳️‍🌈 Are you Out on Social Media? 🏳️‍🌈
🥺 Are You Cute on Social Media? 🥺
😺 Are you a Cat on Social Media? 😺
😎 Are you crüt on Social Media? 😎

Where is your cut-off penis?

Recommendations for indie rock music without guitars, drums, vocals or skinny white guys.

actual lol xp

post ILX posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

― pomenitul, Monday, May 25, 2020 9:00 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i honestly really enjoy reading dow's posts

Abolish the Polis

Abolish the Polls

... that's how they say it in Paisley.

TS: I Love Music vs. Steve Hoffman Music Forums

A spinoff of the Sergio Leone! thread that consists entirely utterances that scan with and/or rhyme with "Sergio Leone!"

Serving of spumoni!

Boney Maroni!

Fresh rigatoni!

Chuck Mangione!

Island known as Coney!

H. Caulfield says you're phoney!

Buy me a pony!

Bowie's Outside: Let Him In?

rolling "Biden is gonna win" containment thread

^^^^

Who were the best Petes of other groups?

Townshend

Shelley

?

Tork

rolling "Biden is gonna win" containment thread

I didn't copyright it so be my guest!

As I'm not American I'll leave it alone.

Who were the Pete Burns of other groups?

I could have sworn that thread already exists xp

are we sure ilx hasn't gone Library of Babylon, and any conceivable U.S. politics thread already exists?

rolling 'rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread' containment thread

^Limp Bizkit's upcoming reunion album

Bands you don't like so you don't bother trying to get into them

Not another Cardiacs thread.

Morris Dancing vs String Theory t/s