Rejected parody threads

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

BAN KI-MOON

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

hate myself for laughing at that

kinda hate myself for posting it

there may be hope for you yet

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

wild bore

richard dawkins: petty?

vintage boggle scores that box

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

knew they'd pull thru

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

bands that enlarge you

Bans that enrage you

future of ~the clarinet~

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

^would read all of these^

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

bad ska punk

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

Guess the Titty

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

"tart beats meat and hates it"

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

Star Wars: The Malodorian

In every 70s Soviet home ever

1. A potato

Are the people who watch the Star Wars movies humans?

lol

Rolling wyrd music 2020

eye of newt

There appears to be no band bearing that name. Somebody's gotta get in on the action, fast.

TS: LRB vs RLB

"time to kill Dennis Perrin" tweets

"A Time To Kill" Dennis Perrin tweets


..... And I hope they burn in Hell!

Should taxpayers be smothering the royal family?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Books and Violence

There are negative effects, but not significant ones 29
These books probably impact individual aggressive behavior more than we admit 29
There is no negative effect of reading these books 9
The books are probably harmful and should be avoided 9
Other 5
There's a causal link between these books and violent crime 2

Poll: what's the worst part of getting trold?

hope i die before i get trold

no country for trold men

When I am trold and grey and full of sleep…

Thread for Screaming Into the VoIP

which is great cos people will only hear it intermittently

Julius Rosenberg, C or D?

Which artists have a discography?

which good band / artist has no discography?

= in every ilm thread ever

Which discos have a cartography?

which ilm threads have encephalopathy?

Ideals for ILX

Thread ... artists ... discography ... their feces on the cover

Peter Steele is smiling in hell

Lol did I actually beat you to a parody involving a shit joke?

a thread about how if you avoid the threads about politics there's some interesting and sweet people on white power forums

theres a lot to be fucking said for avoiding politics threads mayne

I've been on forums with some objectionable right-wing people before and believe me those people never let the subject fucking drop for long.

Dejected parody threads

xp same but yknow

Albums / songs which begin with a dork opening his mouth

to form boaby, or not to form boaby

(xp) LOL, too many to list.

Albums / songs that begun with the singer's alter ego being murdered

Albums / songs that begin with The Doors opening

would bookmark (xpost)

Threads that begin with a post about albums/songs

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually man alive

worst worst thread

not really a parody tbh

Footballers you date

*mate

is phasing your music rad to the music

series of ilm threads stanning imaginary songs with emoji titles.. "💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ Thread of Woman Tipping Hand 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️" "Come post up with the song of the winter 📪📪 Closed Mailbox with Lowered Flag 📪📪"

Is the Guardian worse than it used to be thread worse than it used to be?

Posts you had second thoughts about and decided to delete - describe them here