Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

Great Assholes Who Were Also Total Athletes

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 April 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Highbrow Tastes with Lowbrow People

This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:19 (one year ago) link

Morgan Wallogina

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:38 (one year ago) link

Actually create that one

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:39 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 7 July 2023 19:24 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hell Yeah, It's August!!!!!!

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 14:36 (nine months ago) link

Have you ever been a “serial killer”?

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:32 (nine months ago) link

How did Paul Anka fuck?

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 August 2023 13:29 (nine months ago) link

torys you abused or lost as a child that you still remember

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Monday, 7 August 2023 06:40 (nine months ago) link

Thread for awesome stuff on OnlyFans that costs money but is still awesome

budo jeru, Tuesday, 15 August 2023 01:19 (nine months ago) link

Which of these 50 ilxors has the worst taste in music

, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:51 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

review deserts

nashwan, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 22:22 (eight months ago) link

Durning, Man (A Celebration of Charles Durning)

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 23:31 (eight months ago) link

Shit Said By Every Librarian Ever

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 7 September 2023 01:56 (eight months ago) link

lol, had the same thing happen to me earlier

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 September 2023 02:00 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Word(s) that only ever appeared in one (ILX) thread title, ever.

budo jeru, Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:42 (eight months ago) link

"Breaking Bad" with a friend

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 25 September 2023 16:06 (eight months ago) link

VAR albums poll

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 October 2023 10:53 (seven months ago) link

check complete, Ed Sheeran disallowed

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 October 2023 14:27 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Family Copaganda

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 23:45 (seven months ago) link

Which was the first year of this Willennium?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 23:46 (seven months ago) link

Are there any albums everyone needs?

sarahell, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 06:35 (seven months ago) link

Are you considering buying some gin?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:01 (seven months ago) link

What popular trends/fads have turned you into a total diacritical mark?

JoeStork, Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:39 (seven months ago) link

lmao

budo jeru, Thursday, 26 October 2023 22:23 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I Love Deep Cats

ꙮ (map), Monday, 13 November 2023 19:39 (six months ago) link

Explain Me Bob Balaban

Bangin' Bobo jams. Bring them.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 November 2023 19:35 (six months ago) link

Honkin' on Oboe

Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 November 2023 00:29 (six months ago) link

Malediction people roll call!

budo jeru, Thursday, 23 November 2023 15:55 (six months ago) link

Are You a Cutout for Social Media?

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 16:09 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is Social Media Cut Out for You?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 11 December 2023 21:07 (five months ago) link

are you still Backwards Masking?

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 December 2023 07:41 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

Cinematic Monotremes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlprSsIUaZM

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 26 January 2024 00:11 (four months ago) link

Posting Past Your Forties C/d

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:47 (four months ago) link

Cinematic monotremes, doo-dah, doo-dah

Washington Post Malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:45 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is Everyone Allowed Their Own Wax Trax! Thread?

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:06 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Should you poke holes in usages while they’re cooking?

budo jeru, Sunday, 10 March 2024 17:13 (two months ago) link

This is the thread where we ask people to dig up old time actors and directors that you were shockingly old when you learned were married to each other once upon a time

epistantophus, Sunday, 10 March 2024 18:46 (two months ago) link

ha

budo jeru, Sunday, 10 March 2024 18:49 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

meme as a privilege

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:17 (two months ago) link

buttplugs at concerts c/d

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:32 (one month ago) link

Ugly children, c or d?

two weeks pass...

rolling “Trump is gonna fill his drawers in public” containment thread

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 10 May 2024 17:45 (two weeks ago) link

Hopefully the byproduct is contained to his drawers

RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 May 2024 05:08 (two weeks ago) link

TS: Gary Oldman vs Gary Numan

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 12 May 2024 10:09 (two weeks ago) link

there appears to be no general FRANCISCO FRANCO thread

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:25 (one week ago) link

Actually a thread about Francisco Franco and the lasting influence of the Spanish Civil War is a thread I would read tbh

sarahell, Saturday, 18 May 2024 18:10 (one week ago) link

It could be given the alliterative title:

Franco the Oft-Forgotten Fascist

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 19 May 2024 00:25 (one week ago) link


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