Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (nine years ago) link

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (nine years ago) link

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (nine years ago) link

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (nine years ago) link

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (nine years ago) link

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (nine years ago) link

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (nine years ago) link

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (nine years ago) link

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (eight years ago) link

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (eight years ago) link

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (eight years ago) link

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (eight years ago) link

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (eight years ago) link

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (eight years ago) link

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (eight years ago) link

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (eight years ago) link

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (eight years ago) link

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (eight years ago) link

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (eight years ago) link

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (eight years ago) link

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (eight years ago) link

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (eight years ago) link

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (eight years ago) link

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (eight years ago) link

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (eight years ago) link

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (eight years ago) link

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (eight years ago) link

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (eight years ago) link

Star Wars: The Malodorian

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 December 2019 05:59 (one month ago) link

In every 70s Soviet home ever

pomenitul, Saturday, 28 December 2019 14:46 (one month ago) link

1. A potato

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 28 December 2019 15:16 (one month ago) link

Are the people who watch the Star Wars movies humans?

Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:51 (one month ago) link

lol

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:57 (one month ago) link

Rolling wyrd music 2020

pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:40 (one month ago) link

eye of newt

imago, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:41 (one month ago) link

There appears to be no band bearing that name. Somebody's gotta get in on the action, fast.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:44 (one month ago) link

TS: LRB vs RLB

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:14 (one month ago) link

"time to kill Dennis Perrin" tweets

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:40 (one month ago) link

"A Time To Kill" Dennis Perrin tweets


..... And I hope they burn in Hell!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 January 2020 18:18 (one month ago) link

Should taxpayers be smothering the royal family?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:13 (one month ago) link

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pomenitul, Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:42 (one month ago) link

Books and Violence

There are negative effects, but not significant ones 29
These books probably impact individual aggressive behavior more than we admit 29
There is no negative effect of reading these books 9
The books are probably harmful and should be avoided 9
Other 5
There's a causal link between these books and violent crime 2

pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 16:02 (one month ago) link

Poll: what's the worst part of getting trold?

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 17:31 (one month ago) link

hope i die before i get trold

Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 January 2020 18:50 (one month ago) link

no country for trold men

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Monday, 20 January 2020 18:53 (one month ago) link

When I am trold and grey and full of sleep…

pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 18:54 (one month ago) link

Thread for Screaming Into the VoIP

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:42 (one month ago) link

which is great cos people will only hear it intermittently

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:59 (one month ago) link

Julius Rosenberg, C or D?

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:37 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

Which artists have a discography?

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:03 (two weeks ago) link

which good band / artist has no discography?

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (two weeks ago) link

= in every ilm thread ever

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (two weeks ago) link

Which discos have a cartography?

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (two weeks ago) link

which ilm threads have encephalopathy?

sarahell, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:17 (two weeks ago) link

Ideals for ILX

chet san telmo (alomar lines), Friday, 7 February 2020 05:39 (two weeks ago) link

Thread ... artists ... discography ... their feces on the cover

sarahell, Friday, 7 February 2020 06:48 (two weeks ago) link

Peter Steele is smiling in hell

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 06:49 (two weeks ago) link

Lol did I actually beat you to a parody involving a shit joke?

sarahell, Friday, 7 February 2020 06:55 (two weeks ago) link

a thread about how if you avoid the threads about politics there's some interesting and sweet people on white power forums

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:50 (two weeks ago) link

theres a lot to be fucking said for avoiding politics threads mayne

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:16 (two weeks ago) link

I've been on forums with some objectionable right-wing people before and believe me those people never let the subject fucking drop for long.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:21 (two weeks ago) link

Dejected parody threads

(includes digression on farting) (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:25 (two weeks ago) link

xp same but yknow

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:26 (two weeks ago) link

Albums / songs which begin with a dork opening his mouth

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:31 (one week ago) link

to form boaby, or not to form boaby

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:32 (one week ago) link

(xp) LOL, too many to list.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:34 (one week ago) link

Albums / songs that begun with the singer's alter ego being murdered

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:44 (one week ago) link

Albums / songs that begin with The Doors opening

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:46 (one week ago) link

would bookmark (xpost)

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:47 (one week ago) link

Threads that begin with a post about albums/songs

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:50 (one week ago) link

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually man alive

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:34 (one week ago) link

worst worst thread

not really a parody tbh

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 12:26 (four days ago) link

Footballers you date

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:17 (four days ago) link

*mate

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:17 (four days ago) link

is phasing your music rad to the music

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 February 2020 02:32 (two days ago) link

series of ilm threads stanning imaginary songs with emoji titles.. "💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ Thread of Woman Tipping Hand 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️" "Come post up with the song of the winter 📪📪 Closed Mailbox with Lowered Flag 📪📪"

lumen (esby), Sunday, 23 February 2020 23:23 (two days ago) link

Is the Guardian worse than it used to be thread worse than it used to be?

Mordy, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:45 (two hours ago) link

Posts you had second thoughts about and decided to delete - describe them here

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:14 (twenty-two minutes ago) link


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