Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (six years ago) Permalink

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (six years ago) Permalink

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (six years ago) Permalink

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (six years ago) Permalink

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (six years ago) Permalink

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (six years ago) Permalink

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (six years ago) Permalink

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (six years ago) Permalink

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (six years ago) Permalink

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (six years ago) Permalink

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (six years ago) Permalink

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (six years ago) Permalink

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (six years ago) Permalink

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (six years ago) Permalink

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (six years ago) Permalink

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (six years ago) Permalink

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (six years ago) Permalink

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (six years ago) Permalink

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (six years ago) Permalink

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (six years ago) Permalink

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (six years ago) Permalink

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (six years ago) Permalink

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (six years ago) Permalink

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (six years ago) Permalink

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (six years ago) Permalink

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (six years ago) Permalink

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (six years ago) Permalink

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (six years ago) Permalink

What desperately unfashionable writers do you really look like?

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 10 January 2016 10:05 (one year ago) Permalink

Should I shit on Pete Yorn?

hunangarage, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 04:40 (one year ago) Permalink

FRONTLINE: the flea medicine not the pbs documentary series

salthigh, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:24 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

In the unlikely event that Wins trumps, how will you react?

François Pitchforkian (NickB), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:47 (one year ago) Permalink

oh god

odysseus (imago), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:48 (one year ago) Permalink

hardly unlikely tbh

anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:01 (one year ago) Permalink

Defend The Indefensible: Making Love

drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 March 2016 13:45 (one year ago) Permalink

Last (sex) movies you saw

baby photo in place of profile pic (ledge), Monday, 14 March 2016 17:11 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

your 11 favourite songs of the moment fuck.

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 13:59 (one year ago) Permalink

Which Moderators Do You Trust?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 14:03 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Wank the Right Album

Just can't get Eno, ugh (ledge), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 08:06 (one year ago) Permalink

Useless old posters

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 08:12 (one year ago) Permalink

^would read

ogmor, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:13 (one year ago) Permalink

would retire there tbh

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:25 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Pussy/crack pain

JoeStork, Thursday, 5 May 2016 19:49 (one year ago) Permalink

Belgian ilxors to eulogize repressed woman who is otherwise hoarsey

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 18:50 (one year ago) Permalink

you're fucking dinner

Mordy, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:29 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

emotional numbnuts

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 June 2016 07:53 (one year ago) Permalink

help me find mule-fronted contemporary alt-rock that doesn't gore me to death

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 17 June 2016 08:56 (one year ago) Permalink

What Parts Of The Neb Would You Leave Behind If We Built A New One?

Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 18 June 2016 00:14 (one year ago) Permalink

five months pass...

Are you considering purchasing a gin?

imago, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 02:27 (eleven months ago) Permalink

I just came here to post that!

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:36 (eleven months ago) Permalink

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:38 (eleven months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Taking sides: Children vs. Pie

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:50 (eleven months ago) Permalink

child pie vs puppy cakes surely

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:52 (eleven months ago) Permalink

^ that was the rejected rejected parody thread, as too convoluted. also, I thought the winners of the preliminary bouts should duke it out in the main event.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2016 01:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

is there a "deep state" in teh i.l.x.

the late great, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 06:42 (eight months ago) Permalink

songs that are almost like but do not actually meet the stipulation in the thread title because i am a lazy reader and i just enjoy namechecking the work of my favourite artist as per

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2017 19:16 (eight months ago) Permalink

list of things that are better than the proposed subject of this thread

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2017 19:18 (eight months ago) Permalink

Britpop Spears - Whiteout

nashwan, Saturday, 25 February 2017 20:12 (eight months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

The Tyranny Of Listening To Music Through Your Fucking Ears

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:54 (seven months ago) Permalink

What's the least acclaimed opinion you love?

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 06:18 (six months ago) Permalink

At what point did Tom Ewing realize his message board was now on a downward arc?

progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:47 (six months ago) Permalink

I Have Had It Up to Here Waiting for The Beatles to Be Cremated

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:22 (six months ago) Permalink

what's the least acclaimed bum you love?

sarahell, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:05 (six months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

(Heh, had to confirm the spelling of Brittas on Wiki and found this gem in the final para -

'Curse of the Tiger Women' is the final episode in 1997. This ending claims all seven series were part of a dream that Brittas is having on his way to the job interview for manager of the leisure centre. It is an ending that is regarded as poor by many critics and viewers)

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 12:58 (four months ago) Permalink

Where is the love for PAUL NICHOLAS?

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:34 (four months ago) Permalink

Were dirges 'Radiohead-like' at Glastonbury Abbey?

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 16:26 (four months ago) Permalink

NOMINATIONS: Greatest ILX Novels of All Time

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (four months ago) Permalink

(reminding me that Universal Harvester has been lying around waiting to be read for a few weeks, will get on that)

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (four months ago) Permalink

best boobs that are music lists?

sarahell, Friday, 7 July 2017 21:59 (four months ago) Permalink

Posts You Were Going to Make That Criticize Another User's Grammar/Intelligence/Identity While Not Having Anything to Do With the Thread Topic - Put Them Here

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:10 (four months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

The "bald guy" in the band: who are the other Mike Loves in music?

na (NA), Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:13 (one month ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Your musical "bland spots"

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 20:26 (one week ago) Permalink

For most people that's their entire collection obvs

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:29 (one week ago) Permalink

^how can I come on when I know I'm guilty?

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:13 (one week ago) Permalink

Have you ever masterminded in front of a woman?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:54 (one week ago) Permalink

have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:56 (one week ago) Permalink

artists who plausibly appear to be poor people

how's life, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:42 (four days ago) Permalink

reminds me of jackson c frank

died homeless in ny i believe

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:50 (four days ago) Permalink


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