― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
BAN KI-MOON
― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
― the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
hate myself for laughing at that
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
kinda hate myself for posting it
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (twelve years ago) link
there may be hope for you yet
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (twelve years ago) link
Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
wild bore
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (ten years ago) link
richard dawkins: petty?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (ten years ago) link
vintage boggle scores that box
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/
― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (ten years ago) link
knew they'd pull thru
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (ten years ago) link
Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)
― buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (ten years ago) link
bands that enlarge you
― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (ten years ago) link
Bans that enrage you
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (ten years ago) link
future of ~the clarinet~
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (nine years ago) link
shd totally have done that
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg
― Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (nine years ago) link
WINTER'S BONER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (nine years ago) link
(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (nine years ago) link
Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (nine years ago) link
"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (nine years ago) link
Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (nine years ago) link
"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (nine years ago) link
Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (nine years ago) link
^would read all of these^
― Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (nine years ago) link
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
i made me lol
― Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (nine years ago) link
Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (nine years ago) link
Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not
― estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (nine years ago) link
bad ska punk
― patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (nine years ago) link
it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.
(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (nine years ago) link
no such thing, sorry
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (nine years ago) link
fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (nine years ago) link
"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"
― Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (nine years ago) link
What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?
― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (nine years ago) link
London Wee Emergency
university buildings are always a good bet
― bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (nine years ago) link
Guess the Titty
― dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (nine years ago) link
Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?
― buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (nine years ago) link
Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM
― sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (nine years ago) link
A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.
How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)
- From behind, front to back- Between the legs, back to front- From behind, back to front- Between the legs, front to back
― StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (nine years ago) link
"tart beats meat and hates it"
― Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (nine years ago) link
"are you parents metal?"
Though, guess that could be a misreading too!
― hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (nine years ago) link
Movies where people (literally) shit themselves
― neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 08:36 (two months ago) link
Trainspotting, GG Allin bio, uhhh.....Unfriended, Bridesmaids....
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:24 (two months ago) link
What is the proper pace to binge on a board?
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:20 (two months ago) link
Hatred of tunes
― ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:33 (two months ago) link
Already got a rolling metal thread I think
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:35 (two months ago) link
\o/
― ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:38 (two months ago) link
Post here when you've attempted to troll
― ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 9 November 2020 19:53 (two months ago) link
Are you considering purchasing a nug?
― pomenitul, Monday, 9 November 2020 20:08 (two months ago) link
Amapiano For Non-pianists: Share Your Struggles
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:58 (two months ago) link
Jörg Albertz Watch
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 November 2020 22:16 (two months ago) link
Bands that do exist...but shouldn’t
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:48 (two months ago) link
TS: Joe Biden vs. Keir Starmer
And the prequel: Bernie Sanders vs. Jeremy Corbyn
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 14:19 (one month ago) link
pubs that you had missed
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 15:15 (one month ago) link
STEVE ALBININI
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:37 (one month ago) link
Albinoni? If so, I approve.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:38 (one month ago) link
STEVE ALBINO because he is so fucking white ... lolz
― sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:14 (one month ago) link
STEVE ALBLINI because his sound is as flat as a pancake or something idk, 'rid of me' sounds fine to me lol
― ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:17 (one month ago) link
http://richmedia.channeladvisor.com/ImageDelivery/imageService?profileId=52000717&id=474854&recipeId=244
because white and tinny
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:24 (one month ago) link
BumbAlbini Tuna
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:11 (one month ago) link
Albacore = Scottish punk?
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 4 December 2020 06:38 (one month ago) link
Strength as privilege
Dexterity as privilege
Constitution as privilege
Wisdom as privilege
Charisma as privilege
― pomenitul, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:36 (one month ago) link
lol
― emil.y, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:48 (one month ago) link
Respected caraway breads
― Left, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:51 (one month ago) link
Thread of artists who seemingly drop a New Jersey every other day
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:02 (one month ago) link
Your mom as privilege
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 21:07 (one month ago) link
songs that mention love wether good or bad?
― pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:57 (one month ago) link
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:59 (one month ago) link
In Praise of Moody Midtempo MAO
― calzino, Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:51 (one month ago) link
I was expecting 'In Praise of Moody Midtempo AOC', but it checks out.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:52 (one month ago) link
Moody Midtempo MMA
― that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:07 (one month ago) link
I'd watch that.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:08 (one month ago) link
"I will kick you quite slowly, but then feel bad about it." (Sax solo plays.)
― that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:17 (one month ago) link
Your Mom (Party) Direction
― sarahell, Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:14 (one month ago) link
Do a shot of Antabuse every time this thread gets bumped
― JoeStork, Monday, 7 December 2020 02:09 (one month ago) link
thread to dis 'thread to dis hyped releases that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about'
― pomenitul, Sunday, 13 December 2020 02:09 (one month ago) link
ILM's 2020's blindspots
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:08 (one month ago) link
Reveal Your Uncool Murderous Beliefs Here
― pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:43 (one month ago) link
Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Irrational Social Media Fears and Experiences in 2020
― Cortex the Killer (PBKR), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 13:17 (one month ago) link
thread to dis hyped courses that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 19:15 (one month ago) link
compilations: are they overrated?
― pomenitul, Saturday, 9 January 2021 14:53 (two weeks ago) link
Poops you had second thought about and decided not to poop - put them here
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:19 (one week ago) link
Unnerving
― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:20 (one week ago) link
Flinging drummers
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:21 (one week ago) link
Artists we should poll because it will be easy to make a punning titlePOLLcul HaremThe Silver APOLLsPOLLy Jean Harvey
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:37 (two days ago) link
Vague's law = there is no parody thread title so banal or ridiculous that it won't end up being a serious ILM thread eventually
― Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:04 (two days ago) link
Thread titles that were unpromising until you noticed they were on ilm
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:06 (two days ago) link
POLL AsylumPOLLing StonesPOLL Corter
― zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:27 (two days ago) link
POLL BUTT
― sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 02:55 (two days ago) link
We didn't come here lookin' for trouble / we're just here to do the SuperPOLL Shuffle
― zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 January 2021 03:38 (two days ago) link
William Refrigerator POLLy
― sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:25 (two days ago) link