Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (eleven years ago) link

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

How can you say you "LOVE EVERYTHING" when you dislike more of everything than you like?

pomenitul, Thursday, 19 August 2021 13:51 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

'Literary Clusterfucks 2013' thread Clusterfucks 2021

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:25 (one year ago) link

post it writers you think are Brad

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:26 (one year ago) link

goddamn itt

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:27 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcqm2WMUwAIt4Qz.jpg

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:29 (one year ago) link

guess I shouldn’t have rejected it

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:30 (one year ago) link

Insert a band name's butt into another band name's butt

sarahell, Thursday, 9 September 2021 03:27 (one year ago) link

Can I vote a poll void?
Can I poll a vote void?
Can I void a vole pot?

JoeStork, Friday, 17 September 2021 22:17 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Song titles that get much better when you replace "big" with "pig" and "love" with "lunch"

ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 08:16 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

why the burnt ends of capitalism so tasty?

brimstead, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:16 (eleven months ago) link

Rank Prince Alberts

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:13 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Artists with one hit wonder paintings.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:36 (nine months ago) link

Jazz musicians with One Bass Hit.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:37 (nine months ago) link

Do you like samphire?

two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:20 (nine months ago) link

top five vegetable tbf

imago, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:21 (nine months ago) link

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Children behind bars

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:49 (eight months ago) link

two months pass...

You encounter a person in a parked car who is not woke. What is your next step?

ledge, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 18:46 (six months ago) link

"Terence Trent DiaPOLLical" - The best albums among the mis-spelled/where-the-fuck-did-they-get-that-title listed on the Q - The Worst Albums Ever! thread

(Might actually make a good poll, more I think about it.)

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 1 April 2022 04:08 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Grim and frostbitten UK rap 2022

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 April 2022 20:08 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

Rules: 1. all groups must have at least one member. 2. NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED JUST LISTS

I’ll start:

The Beatles
U2
The Czech Philharmonic

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:22 (four months ago) link

ILXZ

butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:23 (four months ago) link

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

MY DICK

sarahell, Monday, 30 May 2022 17:08 (four months ago) link

What is the most infamous musical artist you've never heard?

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (three months ago) link

For me, Burzum

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (three months ago) link

what defines "Really Bad Threads"

Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 10:59 (three months ago) link

Things you disagree with but can't be bothered to have an argument about

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:32 (three months ago) link

Post Here When Things Are So Horrible It's Not Worth Trolling

sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:09 (three months ago) link

I've always wanted to start a thread about "Pop Songs With the Word Baby Replaced by Hitler", but I've never had the guts.

e.g. "Hitler Love", "Be My Hitler", "Hitler, I Love Your Way", "I'm Your Hitler Tonight", "Hitler Did a Bad, Bad Thing" etc.

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned, and why does MacOS put a squiggly red line under "your"? It's a word. Or is it a Chrome thing?

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:49 (three months ago) link

She's got to be somebody's Hitler

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:29 (three months ago) link

The KKK took my Hitler away

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:40 (three months ago) link

A picture of you, a picture of you in uniform
Standing with your head held high
Hot down to the floor but it couldn't be you
It couldn't be you, it's a picture of baby

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:01 (three months ago) link

Hitler shark
do do do do do do

jmm, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:24 (three months ago) link

US Supreme Court: Post-Gainsbourg Edition

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 04:23 (three months ago) link

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned

a fitting tribute to Baby

sarahell, Sunday, 26 June 2022 07:18 (three months ago) link

who do you think you are kidding Mr Baby

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 June 2022 08:13 (three months ago) link

i'm so tired of the arguments every christmas over Hitler It's Cold Outside

let's see

Hitler Got the Rickets (Memphis Jug Band, 1928)
Hitler Gotta Party (Don & Dewey)
Hitler Lemonade (Syd Barrett, 1970)
Hitler, Can I Wear Your Clothes (The Spike Drivers, 1965)
Hitler, You Torture My Soul (Magic Sam)
Hitler's On Fire (Eno, 1974)
Boppin' High School Hitler (Don Willis, 1959)
Coney Island Hitler (The Excellents, 1962)
Do Me, Hitler (Prince, 1981)
I'm Gonna Murder My Hitler (Pat Hare, 1954)
When Hitler Gets Wet (Peter Gordon, 1976)

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 09:47 (three months ago) link

Is you is or is you ain't my Hitler

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:09 (three months ago) link

Sledgehitler

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:49 (three months ago) link

You're havin' my Hitler
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

jmm, Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:50 (three months ago) link

So won't you, please, be my, be my Hitler
Be my Little Hitler, my one and only Hitler

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:56 (three months ago) link

My insatiable hitler

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:05 (three months ago) link

Hitl Me Hitler One More Time

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:07 (three months ago) link

Hit me with your hitler stick

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:08 (three months ago) link

"I'm Gonna Booglarise You, Hitler"

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 26 June 2022 21:15 (three months ago) link

Achtung Hitler?

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 June 2022 21:28 (three months ago) link

Hitler, Now That I've Found You
Step Into My Office, Hitler
I'll Be Your Hitler Tonight
Hitler Talks Dirty
Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Hitler
Hitler Elephant Walk
(My Hitler Does) Good Sculptures
Hitler Workout
Have You Seen Your Mother, Hitler, Standing in the Shadow?
Ice Ice Hitler
Greenfield Morning I Pushed An Empty Hitler Carriage All Over The City

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 June 2022 22:20 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

How Many Members of Ursula 1000 Can You Name Off the Top of Your Head?

L.H.O.O.Q. Jones (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 July 2022 16:53 (two months ago) link

The heat made me think of a series of posts about Podcasts Inspired by the Music of Yes but Not Actually About Yes.

The first example? The Revealing Science of Todd, in which Todd Rundgren talks about the mysteries of science. Including topics such as rocks that move in the desert, can we harness the power of thunder, and can Stevie Wonder touch type?

The second? Wondrous Tories, in which Rory Stewart talks about the spiritual dimension of conservatism. With the exception of paganism all of the other modern political movements were invented just a few decades ago and are essentially synthetic, whereas conservatism stems from the soul of humanity and is eternal. Where do Conservative MPs go when they close their eyes?

It petered out after that. Yours is No Disc Brake, in which Julian Glover talks about bicycle maintenance. I've Seen All Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles, in which some online comedians talk about Ever Decreasing Circles. It's too hot.

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 18:13 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Incredibly shit drawings of ouds

budo jeru, Saturday, 17 September 2022 05:55 (two weeks ago) link


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