Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (ten years ago) link

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (ten years ago) link

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (ten years ago) link

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (ten years ago) link

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (ten years ago) link

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (nine years ago) link

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (nine years ago) link

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (nine years ago) link

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (nine years ago) link

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (nine years ago) link

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (nine years ago) link

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (nine years ago) link

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (nine years ago) link

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (nine years ago) link

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (nine years ago) link

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (nine years ago) link

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (nine years ago) link

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (nine years ago) link

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (nine years ago) link

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (nine years ago) link

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (nine years ago) link

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (nine years ago) link

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (nine years ago) link

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (nine years ago) link

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (nine years ago) link

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (nine years ago) link

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (nine years ago) link

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (nine years ago) link

Movies where people (literally) shit themselves

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 08:36 (two months ago) link

Trainspotting, GG Allin bio, uhhh.....Unfriended, Bridesmaids....

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:24 (two months ago) link

What is the proper pace to binge on a board?

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:20 (two months ago) link

Hatred of tunes

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:33 (two months ago) link

Already got a rolling metal thread I think

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:35 (two months ago) link

\o/

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:38 (two months ago) link

Post here when you've attempted to troll

ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 9 November 2020 19:53 (two months ago) link

Are you considering purchasing a nug?

pomenitul, Monday, 9 November 2020 20:08 (two months ago) link

Amapiano For Non-pianists: Share Your Struggles

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:58 (two months ago) link

Jörg Albertz Watch

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 November 2020 22:16 (two months ago) link

Bands that do exist...but shouldn’t

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:48 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

TS: Joe Biden vs. Keir Starmer

And the prequel: Bernie Sanders vs. Jeremy Corbyn

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 14:19 (one month ago) link

pubs that you had missed

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 15:15 (one month ago) link

STEVE ALBININI

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:37 (one month ago) link

Albinoni? If so, I approve.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:38 (one month ago) link

STEVE ALBINO because he is so fucking white ... lolz

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:14 (one month ago) link

STEVE ALBLINI because his sound is as flat as a pancake or something idk, 'rid of me' sounds fine to me lol

ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:17 (one month ago) link

BumbAlbini Tuna

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:11 (one month ago) link

Albacore = Scottish punk?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 4 December 2020 06:38 (one month ago) link

Strength as privilege

Dexterity as privilege

Constitution as privilege

Wisdom as privilege

Charisma as privilege

pomenitul, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:36 (one month ago) link

lol

emil.y, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:48 (one month ago) link

Respected caraway breads

Left, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:51 (one month ago) link

Thread of artists who seemingly drop a New Jersey every other day

Hideous Lump, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:02 (one month ago) link

Your mom as privilege

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 21:07 (one month ago) link

songs that mention love wether good or bad?

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:57 (one month ago) link

lol

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:59 (one month ago) link

In Praise of Moody Midtempo MAO

calzino, Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:51 (one month ago) link

I was expecting 'In Praise of Moody Midtempo AOC', but it checks out.

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:52 (one month ago) link

Moody Midtempo MMA

that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:07 (one month ago) link

I'd watch that.

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:08 (one month ago) link

"I will kick you quite slowly, but then feel bad about it." (Sax solo plays.)

that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:17 (one month ago) link

Your Mom (Party) Direction

sarahell, Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:14 (one month ago) link

Do a shot of Antabuse every time this thread gets bumped

JoeStork, Monday, 7 December 2020 02:09 (one month ago) link

thread to dis 'thread to dis hyped releases that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about'

pomenitul, Sunday, 13 December 2020 02:09 (one month ago) link

ILM's 2020's blindspots

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:08 (one month ago) link

Reveal Your Uncool Murderous Beliefs Here

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:43 (one month ago) link

Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Irrational Social Media Fears and Experiences in 2020

Cortex the Killer (PBKR), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 13:17 (one month ago) link

thread to dis hyped courses that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about

pomenitul, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 19:15 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

compilations: are they overrated?

pomenitul, Saturday, 9 January 2021 14:53 (two weeks ago) link

Poops you had second thought about and decided not to poop - put them here

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:19 (one week ago) link

Unnerving

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:20 (one week ago) link

Flinging drummers

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:21 (one week ago) link

Artists we should poll because it will be easy to make a punning title

POLLcul Harem
The Silver APOLLs
POLLy Jean Harvey

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:37 (two days ago) link

Vague's law = there is no parody thread title so banal or ridiculous that it won't end up being a serious ILM thread eventually

Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:04 (two days ago) link

Thread titles that were unpromising until you noticed they were on ilm

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:06 (two days ago) link

POLL Asylum
POLLing Stones
POLL Corter

zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:27 (two days ago) link

POLL BUTT

sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 02:55 (two days ago) link

We didn't come here lookin' for trouble / we're just here to do the SuperPOLL Shuffle

zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 January 2021 03:38 (two days ago) link

William Refrigerator POLLy

sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:25 (two days ago) link


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