Rejected parody threads

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

BAN KI-MOON

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

hate myself for laughing at that

kinda hate myself for posting it

there may be hope for you yet

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

wild bore

richard dawkins: petty?

vintage boggle scores that box

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

knew they'd pull thru

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

bands that enlarge you

Bans that enrage you

future of ~the clarinet~

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

^would read all of these^

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

bad ska punk

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

Guess the Titty

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

"tart beats meat and hates it"

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

the royals rankle ilx

are we giving in to stimulation?

I just quoted _The Third Man_ in full for the first time

voluble new posters

Best '10s Octogenerian Sex Comedies

Public shamen

Some of your least favourite records that turn 20 this year

Good thread idea. I wouldn't reject it.

It's a very plausible thread to exist, but there are already more than enough places to complain about music you don't like on "I Love Music"

Hard disagree. We're all so dispassionate and genteel when it comes to music.

Bands you keep trying to join but can't get into

lol

🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨

People who thought you were dead but you aren't

Do you weary of glasses?

What are Alexander the Great's flaws?

Notional Record Store Day

17 Indie Artists on Their Oddest Odd Jobs That Pay the Bills When Music Doesn’t (a poll)

Birthday Party songs for a mountain goat playlist?
Talulah Gosh songs for a shooting spree playlist?
Foetus songs for a baby shower playlist?
Spacemen 3 songs for a detox playlist?
SotL songs for a CrossFit playlist?

Is the Guardian worse than it might otherwise be?

lispectah deck (unregistered) at 12:07 25 Feb 19
🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨

the least famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive

Talk to Tranströmer

lol

do you think morrissey might one day make aliyah to a settlement?

One Gong Per Album

One RONG Per Album

Regardless, the cyclops has us beat.

Why isn't there a thread about cumbria?

Is it ethical or moral not to beat up somebody sporting a Nazi tattoo?

Friend Infected With Left Wing Brain Worms - What to Do?

It started out innocently enough: he bought a Che Guevara t-shirt and talked about a 45% tax bracket, but now he listens to Chapo Trap House and talks about minimum income.

It could make for a good non-parody thread! I know it would become one, but left-wing people certainly aren't immune from brain worms!

I think that Left Wing Brain Worms, to the extent I even acknowledge an equivalence, generally pose less of a threat to others, anti-vaxxers being perhaps one prominent exception.

How is that left wing? Isn't that

... for people like Tony Blair?

Or hippies? I actually don't who any of these anti-vaxxer people are, apart from Blair.

isn't the idea that its people we know? Not just random examples of people or type of people?

Songs You Hate (By Artists You've Blown)

Mount Eerie - No Fleshlight

If you could would you do way with ILX as we know it?

If you died and went to Hell - a Poll

KM answers the hypothetical perfectly

Have you ever distributed one or more volumes of The Grateful Dead's Dick's Picks series via sexual text messaging?

UK government thread

Mordy is a dork

The IRA, The ROTH IRA, the SEP-IRA

aw so mean :(

Rejected!

bands who stopped liking you after you saw them live

Rolling Worst Music of 1919

getting baked: does it come easily to you?