They make me completely glad I did!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Guess which column "lying with a man as a woman does" falls in to????
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link
(not to be read as snarky at all)
what does that have to do with what we're talking about? Is it that you relate more to a group discussion that listening to a speech?
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link
pretty much, yeah. especially by choosing the authoritative leanings of my high school sunday school teacher(an engineer for GM/Delphi) than the increasingly authoritarian/conservative leanings of our pastor.
but i mention this things just as background for me.
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link
the website isn't there any more and i didn't take proper notes abt who the rabbi was, or what his school was
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link
Well the Old Testament is totally packed with prostitutes, so I can't claim to be clear on when exactly that became on par with an "abomination." I mean, through those first dozen books or whatever, the Bible has more to say about the filthiness of menstruation than on anything having to do with whether prostitution is right or wrong.
― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link
oh yeah, Onan. Another example of God obviously stacking His book up with events that you can totally misinterpret whichever way you want if you wish to force whatever doctrine on your kids. And let us thank the Victorians to re-enforcing that.
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link
vs
metaphorical = masturbation into a tissue/mouth/apple pie?
(sorry grady, is that what you mean?)
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link
so frot's OK?
― cheshycat (chëshy f cat), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost No, seriously, the Old Testament is chock full of rape, dismemberment, warfare, slavery, intensely homosocial love, polygamy, prostitution ... I mean, if Paul Verhoeven directed a literal adaptation, it's certainly not anything you'd let your kids watch (which incidentally OMG, how can we help make that happen?).
― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah, literally. Story of Onan, dude. Instead of impregnating his brother's widow, he pulled out and shot it all over her lower back tattoo.
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link
That explains Huntington Beach, at least.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link
I can only imagine the science behind these teachings.
Graham (to apprentice): "First, you will bleed me and I will measure my exhaustion by trying to run a mile while you time me. Tomorrow, I will whack off in a cup and run a mile. The day after we will continue the cracker experiments."
Apprentice (looking eager): "Sounds great, sir."
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link
As Ned (Ragget.... am I the only one who finds thier names a little similar?) linked to yesterday, what he's actually admitting to is pretty vague.
Has the media put a fork in this story and moved on to election coverage? Will we see Haggart on the next Barbar Walters tell-all?
― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link
Dear Cecil:
While eating graham crackers recently, we were discussing the myth that they were invented to keep girls from engaging in, uh, self-abuse. Is this true? How were they supposed to work? Didn't Graham realize he might frustrate an entire generation? --Chris C. and Frank L., Washington, D.C.
Cecil replies:
Frustrate, nothing. Health lecturer Sylvester Graham (1794-1851) was trying to save shattered lives--not just of women, but everybody who suffered from what Graham referred to variously as "venereal excess" or "aching sensibility." Graham thought intense physical desire, no matter how expressed and regardless of whether you were married or not, was guaranteed to have dire physiological consequences.
A forebear of the hairy-palms-and-blindness school of moral instruction, Graham said excessive carnal exercise would cause indigestion, headache, feebleness of circulation, pulmonary consumption, spinal diseases, epilepsy, insanity, and early death of offspring, among other things. He thought men should remain virgins until age 30 and then should make love only once a month--not at all if they were sickly.
To control lust, Graham prescribed a special vegetarian diet, the centerpiece of which was "Graham bread," made from whole wheat flour. Graham crackers, which Graham invented in 1829, were another manifestation of the same idea.
Graham attracted a fair number of followers, who opened Graham boardinghouses in New York and Boston where his dietary regimen was observed. But most people regarded him as a nut. He was assaulted by mobs on at least three occasions, once by butchers and bakers who thought he was going to drive them out of business. He was cranky and aloof and alienated even those who admired him, so much so that he gave up the lecture business in 1839 and lived out the last years of his life in relative obscurity.
His saving grace was that in many important respects he was right. Although he was a little goofy on the question of sex, many of his ideas about health were sound. He advocated daily toothbrushing, once considered a revolutionary idea, as well as fresh air, regular bathing, exercise, and seven hours of sleep. During an era of recurring cholera epidemics he urged people to drink pure water.
Most important, we now know the diet he recommended to be vastly more healthy than the one Americans were eating at the time, or for that matter eat today. He railed against commercial bakers who used refined flour devoid of dietary fiber. He urged the consumption of fresh fruits, vegetables, grains, and seeds. Strictly verboten were fat, salt, sugar, tobacco, alcohol, and stimulants. Modern dieticians aren't as strongly opposed to meat as he was (although they'd certainly advise fish and poultry rather than red meat), and they'd go easy on the fat- and cholesterol-laden milk, cheese, and eggs he recommended. But by and large "the prophet of bran bread and pumpkins" was right on the money.
One more thing: if you were starting to feel virtuous because you eat graham crackers, don't. Despite the name, most brands of "graham cracker" today use refined white flour. If you want the real thing (more or less), try the Health Valley or New Morning brands, which can be found in health food stores. They use whole wheat flour, soy oil, unsulfured molasses, and no preservatives.
--CECIL ADAMS
― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link
Dudes were giving this out on campus the other day:
http://www.zambooie.com/product_images/x3church/X3BOOK112-ZOOM.jpg
It's just a really shitty translation of the new testament. I asked the guy handing it out what the translation was. He said, "Uh...English?"
― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link