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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keratoconus

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

AAAHHHHHH. Did you know this was developing??

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

OH GOD warn the squeamish about the big weird eyeball picture next time OKAY PLEASE THANK YOU.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry.

No, I didn't know it was developing, but I reading about it now I had some of the classic symptoms, like sensitivity to light and streaking.

The upside of all this is because I actually have a "condition", my contacts will (should) be paid for by my HMO because they are "medically necessary" and not just cosmetic (in which case I would get a whole whopping $75 towards their price).

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Ouch, Dan. I remember you talking about this before, I think?

I have huge eye issues and can't even think about this directly.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

like sensitivity to light and streaking.

So that's why you keep taking your clothes off and running through the streets of Chicago.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Heh. Halloweeny.

I asked my fam what they wanted for Christmas, and my youngest sis said she wants this french cinema pass to see as many movies as she wants all year. It's $271! Um, no.

― Thomasina Kitten (coco), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Cool! Which sub-species will you be?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6057734.stm

― this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Yay, I'm the origin of the better species!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42207000/jpg/_42207552_evolution4.jpg

― Thomasina Kitten (coco), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm tall.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

W. T. F. THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. NON-BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE HAVE OFFSPRING TOO, YOU KNOW.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Clowns,

My replacement is Hired.

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, but they are ugly and part of the lower species, obviously.

― Thomasina Kitten (coco), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Yay, Jesse! Ya'll come back now, ya hear?

― Thomasina Kitten (coco), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) YAY YOU CAN COME BACK TO CHICAGO NOW!!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to be a member of the species with the bigger penises and pert breasts.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The past 24 hours of my life has been spent trying to come up with intelligent questions and relevant comments. Sometimes I didn't know what to say until I opened my mouth. I was impressed with the stuff my brain said.

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

That pic reminds me of my middle school Spanish text book that had a cartoon for FEA.

― Thomasina Kitten (coco), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

And the glossy hair, don't forget the glossy hair.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Short people don't have to be dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures. :(

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't you think the lower species looks asian??

― Thomasina Kitten (coco), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of which, I've been thinking about getting into Randy Newman.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm confused about how attractiveness will suddenly become joined w/ intellect. As a smart ugly person i demand answers.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

― this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I'm going to a lunch meeting with some event planners where I'll sit and look pretty and try to make some intelligent noises. I am seriously a figurehead.

Smrt and pretty: that's me.

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

You're a lame duck, Jesse.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Jaymc: Randy Newman is great. Check out 12 Songs, Sail Away, and Good Ol' Boys.

― this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Ummmm... I don't know about he voice, but this guy doesn't exactly exhibit the other 3 features.

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

My replacement is smart fer real. He wrote some books and stuff. I think one is called "God, G@ys and Gun5"

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't see the pic, jesse.

― Thomasina Kitten (coco), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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The requested URL /look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises. was not found on this server.

Apache/1.3.33 Server at ilx.wh3rd.net Port 80

Man or Astroman? is totally rocking my ass right now.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/50/273186663_97651095ce_m.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Should we cut this thread off at 3000 posts this time?

― this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Sure.

― Thomasina Kitten (coco), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Randy Newman is fantastic.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, I just got a scan of an article written about my dad from a magazine in Turkey. Does anyone speak Turkish?

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure lots of Turks do dan. but i don't know any.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

My old crazy boss was a Turk. I ain't going to call him, though.

― this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

You could ask Orhan Pamuk, but he just won the Nobel Prize for Literature, so he might be a little busy right now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ASK AT YR OWN RISK. Actually, I know a friend of a friend who's Turkish, Dan, but I don't know if I can get hold of him right away. I'll ask, though!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Heh, not really looking for a translation or anything (it's kind of long) but it'd be interesting to hear what they're saying about the old man.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

What does your dad do that the Turks are interested in him?

― this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

He is an industrial archaeologist, and spoke at the opening of some museum over there.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan and dad:

http://www.jamesbondfilme.de/sean_indy2.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh man, that's a new one!

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

SORRY

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

J/K NP D00D

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

My father does nothing quite so interesting as tracking down biblical treasure.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it because he's afraid of the rats?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

He has gotten "too old for this shit."

― this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

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