zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

I'm not going to argue about kitsch overall, but I think Kuindera's essential point is that kitsch derives from an inability or desire to deal with reality in a healthy way. I worry that Zooey may be tempted by kitsch.

idk if kitsch pertains to irl experiences tbqh, but it's one of those words like hipster that people use to suit themselves

the etsy-shopping kitten-loving bow-wearing set doesn't watch sitcoms, and if they do it's mockumentary shows, nothing like this zooey show

oh come on, I am about 100% certain there is strong overlap between the etsy demographic and the Mike and Molly demographic

is this meant to be a full 23-week thing? seems like a weird career move if so.

http://hellogiggles.com/if-you-dont-have-anything-nice-to-say

possibly, i just barely know what 'etsy' is beyond a pejorative cultural signifier on ilx, so i'm probably underestimating how MOR that demographic is (xpost)

etsy is basically a web-based arts-and-crafts-centric version of QVC

ZD's movie career isn't exactly setting the world on fire (it says it all that The Happening is her 2nd biggest hit of the last few years), so her sister's TV paychecks probably started looking pretty good to her

i'm very confused by what the demographic for bones is:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_les2anRxCb1qea0odo1_500.jpg

Procedural Full Of Attractive People is probably the broadest demo in television

yeah. guess it's just possible that she's a very limited performer and there's only a limited number of 'zooey d' roles in the movies. 'she's no rachel mcadams' - an hollywood insider.

i'm more confused why they took all the cushions off the furniture and sat on them on the floor. the chairs and couches are like right there behind them! what the hell!

Hell, y'all can hate all you want, but if (?) I had to die and I had to be looking at one thing when I died, it would be Zooey's face.

(zooey's biggest box office since elf: uncomfortably young jim carrey love interest)

I would rather be looking at a cake that said "Congratulations on 150 years of vigorous sexual activity!"

ilx posters that want to drown in cake frosting '08

hahaha

it was weird to look at ZD's filmography and realize early in her career she did 2 back to back movies called "the new guy" and "the good girl"

That’s why it’s almost a shock when she shows up at the party in a dress that seems so much more generically actress-y than her usual sixties vintage fare.

the english language is really taking a beating these days

is there much crossover between zooey fans and barry lyndon and people wondering what happened to the kid from freaks and geeks, though?

Just to be clear, I was (mostly) quoting about want to be looking at Zooey's face when I died. I'd much rather it was...Katy Perry?

if i had the chance to look at katy perry in the fraction of a fraction of a millisecond between life and death i still don't think my eyes would be aiming for her face.

how would you be certain it was zooey's face and not the more structurally sturdy one of her sister's flanked by the dude from angel?

her sister is awesome

her sister married the dude who plays rickety cricket on always sunny in philadelphia!

she also acts in a procedural that is NOT QUITE a police procedural and NOT QUITE a medical thing

yeah rizzoli & isles is taking its "attractive law enforcement professionals AND attractive medical professionals" innovation all the way to the bank

I have never done such a 180 on a celeb crush

ok maybe gwyeth who I liked in like 1994

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

victimless crime

Watched the New Girl pilot OnDemand, I give it eight episodes til cancellation. If you look like Zooey, I can put up with a lot of quirky/MPDG-shit, but I wanted to turn it off after five minutes.

mentioned on another thread that zooey's turn in "our idiot brother" is 99% wide-eyes, 1% acting, but on the other hand she makes out with rashida jones a few times so that added some lift to the proceedings

you're shitting me

wait waht

Does that sound towards the 150 years of sexual activity?

I wanted to see that movie for other reasons but daaaaaamn

pretty sure i cracked that exact joke about the movie... how little i understood

lol @ all of u

zooey and rashida play a lesbian couple, rashida's character dresses like this:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr2joAhoM1qh262mo1_500.png

If 'bad hair & glasses' meant lesbian, then I'd be a lesbian.

our idiot eyewear

Those glasses are a millions times worse than the hair tbh.

ha x-post

^^It's Buck from United States of Tara! Xposts

she looks just like some hipster oversized glasses dudes I have seen around town

wait that doesn't actually show what she wears, anyway she wears like men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky.

instead of paul rudd with his crocs the poster should have been just

ZOOEY &
RASHIDA
MAKIN
OUT

butts in seats i tell u

here is a more representative picture tho you can't see the tie:

http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/zooey-deschenel-and-rashida-jones-in-our-idiot-brother.jpg