selma ftw
― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
wkiw
I wouldn't drop acid w/ her tho b/c her eyes would probably go all 'Precious Moments' & that would be hard to deal with.
― so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link
OTMFM
― Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Had forgotten about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenF3_77774
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Every time I see a picture of Ben Gibbard I am like, "how how how why why why" all over again.
― rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Ben Gabbneb
― buzza, Monday, 21 February 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
never saw that video. so young!
― Nhex, Monday, 21 February 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Forgot how gross the Offpsring got after a while.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Sitcom in the fall on FOX:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMULuNE8Kyw
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
(Looks terrible, but whatever.)
Zooey, Get: One New Agent.
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
It took me so far into that promo to realize that they're really selling a sitcom about a girl who is so awkward and ridiculous that she repulses men and is coached by a group of male friends. It's worked with the gender roles the other way around for years, but I have no idea why they think this is a good idea.
― mh, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
a premise too terrible for a horrible romantic comedy flick, so they made a whole show out of it?
― tylerw, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
Dunno what you expect really. As cute as she is, she's a terrible actress
― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
FWIW, I just saw that the creative folks behind the Zooey show are also responsible for the film No Strings Attached. So, uh, yeah...
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
Squirrel Police is such a choad.
― I am just a hardcore free speech guy (lpz), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
This looks dire.
― righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
2011 Your Highness Belladonna 2011 My Idiot Brother Natalie 2010 Havin' a Summah (video short) 2010 Drunk History (TV series short) Mary Todd Lincoln– Drunk History Vol. 5: Featuring Will Ferrell (2010) … Mary Todd Lincoln 2010 Funny or Die Presents... (TV series) Mary Todd Lincoln– Episode #1.1 (2010) … Mary Todd Lincoln 2009 Bones (TV series) Margaret Whitesell– The Goop on the Girl (2009) … Margaret Whitesell 2009 500 Days of Summer Summer 2008 Yes Man Allison 2008 Gigantic Happy Lolly 2008 The Happening Alma Moore
The Simpsons (TV series) Mary– Apocalypse Cow (2008) … Mary (voice) 2007 Tin Man (TV mini-series) DG– Tin Man (2007) … DG– Search for the Emerald (2007) … DG– Into the Storm (2007) … DG 2007 The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford Dorothy Evans 2006-2007 Weeds (TV series) Kat– Doing the Backstroke (2007) … Kat– Pittsburgh (2006) … Kat– Yeah, Like Tomatoes (2006) … Kat– Mile Deep and a Foot Wide (2006) … Kat 2007 Surf's Up Lani Aliikai (voice) 2007 Surf's Up (Video Game) Lani Aliikai (voice) 2007 Raving (short) Katie 2007 Flakes Miss Pussy Katz 2007 Bridge to Terabithia Ms. Edmunds 2007 The Go-Getter Kate 2007 The Good Life Frances 2006 Live Free or Die Cheryl 2006 Failure to Launch Kit 2005 Once Upon a Mattress (TV movie) Lady Larken 2005 Winter Passing Reese Holden
― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
she needs a hard penis, not that death cab for cutie mother fucker either.
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
This show looks awful, but 22 minutes of Zooey on TV for free each week might be worth it.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
i wonder if she's shaved.
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
x-post
:I
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
im awful today.
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
omg AWFUL
but not as awful as this show
― 2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
i need some ass.
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
^^^
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
omg
my x-posts keep getting messed up!
i give up
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
La Lech otm
this will be on the best tv shows that got canceled 2011/2012 thread in no time
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
Reminds me of how I wanted to watch the stunning Selma Blair in thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-FepzzYQAbut never got around to it
― house is house is house (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
I give this show three weeks
― da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
Kath and Kim sucked.Selma soo hot, tho
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
apparently the three single guys living with Zooey's character on this show are named Nick, Schmidt and Coach
― da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
Selma Blair is awesome looking.
Trip Maker otm re K&K but the original was pretty awful too imo.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
Never saw it, I believe it.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
Zooey show might not be awful, if she did less over-acting.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
I can't hear the Dirty Dancing song without hearing it scratched and then a computer say "Dirty Bitch." This might be an improvement over the song itself, tbh.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
Selma Blair went to my college.
(I hardly ever get to say that. About anyone, really.)
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
Martin Sheen went to my college (after me though)
― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
u old, lol
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ me, I didn't realize he went back to school so late in life!
it's not nice to lol at old ppl anyway
― Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
martin sheen is 70 so u were just theoretically loling at the coolest grandparent ever
― Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
I competed against him in a film quiz one time when he was there. There was a question about Apocalypse Now and the quizmaster was all "one team will have a bit of an advantage here hoho". Ended up beating him though.
― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
tru (xpost)
i feel appropriately like an ass
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
Well it was deliberately misleading on my part
― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ beef
http://opinion.latimes.com/opinionla/2011/07/downtown-la-good-enough-for-the-royals-but-not-for-zooey-deschanel.html
http://hellogiggles.com/an-open-letter-to-los-angeles-times-writer-patt-morrisson
― buzza, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link
Fair play to her, her reply was well written and to the point.
But, blimey, on both pages, so many people who want to dribble at her feet!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link
hellogiggles.com is the ultimate entertainment destination for smart, independent and creative females. Everything hosted on the site will be lady-friendly, so visitors need not worry about finding the standard Boys Club content that makes many entertainment sites unappealing to so many of us. (It will also be Zooey's personal blog when someone says something mean about her in the press.)
Fixed.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link