zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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It's her eyes.

Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

I don't know anything about her, haven't really seen any of her movies I don't think (except for Elf?), haven't heard her sing. I just thing she's purdy is all.

lil' (Z S), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

also, she has a doppleganger who once kissed a girl + liked it.

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

i think there's something inherently annoying about her beauty, but she is undoubtedly beautiful.

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

… haven't heard her sing.

Oh, except in Elf, I guess. That film was really a gamechanger for me

lil' (Z S), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

I decided to be more pragmatic and have an interest in her sister, instead. I mean, she's no pixie but she has some acting chops, a major network tv series, and can sing.

mh, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

Love her sister!

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

her best role to date was in The Good Girl. I forgot she was even in Almost Famous. She needs to make a horror film or something.

akm, Monday, 5 July 2010 16:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Wouldn't Hot Tub Time Machine qualify as a horror show?

Aimless, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

^That's Lizzy Caplan

sofatruck, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

Thank god!

Aimless, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

also, she has a doppleganger who once kissed a girl + liked it.

― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 4:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ugh so not the same

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

ugh

the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

I kno, it's a heartbreaker to find out teh indie chick u love looks exactly like the popular girl u hate

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

actually, she doesn't, even tho there is a strong resemblance. perry's face is all sorts of fucked with regard to proportion, it's like her eyes are 2 close together or her features are scrunched or something. not cute, and her style is even stupider

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

i dunno if zooey gets to be indie in a meaningful way after starring in 'the happening'

she is prettier than katy perry tho

j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

bigger boobs

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

Russell Brand v. the guy from that indie band

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey

― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 7:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

not really. zooey's fey and trendy shtick strikes me as quite different from perry's over-effort in the vein of bold fashion, and the proportion of perry's features is much more out of whack than zooey's.

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

and i don't even like zooey deschanel, just sayin!

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

the true doppelganger:

http://thepittfamily.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/alexis-bledel-gg02.jpg

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 5 July 2010 18:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

how had I not noticed that our Zooey looks scarily similar to Sean Young in Blade Runner, when Sean Young in Blade Runner was my #1 girl when I was about 15 and Zooey is there or thereabouts now?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1982_Blade_Runner/982BLR_Sean_Young_013.jpg

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

I prefer Selma Blair's face over Zooey's
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6703/selmablairselmablair201.jpg
I think it comes down to fox eyes vs. doe eyes

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair is incredible looking. Zooey is alright.

nate woolls, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

i watched tinman this week and zooey look like a muppet the whole time

sleepingbag, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair looks like a young Kris Kardashian in that pic, ha.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

she looks like an old selma blair in most everything else tbh

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

ey take it to the Selma Blair thread you lot. Oh that's right, there isn't one becuz she's no Zooey.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.
― milo z (mlp), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:03 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:04 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark


craziness! I will agree that the pic at the top of the thread is somewhat unrepresentative, but still totes flattering. plus I kind of like that it looks different from normal zooey; every time this thread gets bumped, I come in here all fired up to talk shit abt her quirkycutes, and instead I'm just like WOAH

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

I must admit, the crush was so on after first seeing her as the counter girl in the Good Girl. Great role.

the bhagavad geeta (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

selma ftw

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

wkiw

I wouldn't drop acid w/ her tho b/c her eyes would probably go all 'Precious Moments' & that would be hard to deal with.

so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

selma ftw

OTMFM

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Had forgotten about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenF3_77774

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

Every time I see a picture of Ben Gibbard I am like, "how how how why why why" all over again.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

Ben Gabbneb

buzza, Monday, 21 February 2011 19:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

never saw that video. so young!

Nhex, Monday, 21 February 2011 21:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Forgot how gross the Offpsring got after a while.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Sitcom in the fall on FOX:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMULuNE8Kyw

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

(Looks terrible, but whatever.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

It took me so far into that promo to realize that they're really selling a sitcom about a girl who is so awkward and ridiculous that she repulses men and is coached by a group of male friends. It's worked with the gender roles the other way around for years, but I have no idea why they think this is a good idea.

mh, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

a premise too terrible for a horrible romantic comedy flick, so they made a whole show out of it?

tylerw, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Dunno what you expect really. As cute as she is, she's a terrible actress

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

FWIW, I just saw that the creative folks behind the Zooey show are also responsible for the film No Strings Attached. So, uh, yeah...

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

Squirrel Police is such a choad.

I am just a hardcore free speech guy (lpz), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

This looks dire.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:48 (seven years ago) Permalink


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