When bodybuilders get drunk...

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503

Maybe the finest message board thread in history.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 4 September 2006 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Bluff, right?

"I couldn't bear to watch more than a second of the tape"

I couldn't be arsed to read more than one page of that thread.

Summarise it someone?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:03 (seventeen years ago) link

that's terrible.
i feel totally sorry for the guy.

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Summarise it someone?

27 year-old married guy with kids gets pissed with two "best mates" (his first time drinking booze, ever) and *somehow* ends up giving one of them a blow-job while the other one films it on a camcorder. camcorder guy now refusing to give up the tape and threatening to play it to guy's wife, family, kids etc. guy, not surprisingly, freaking out, all the while insisting he's not gay etc...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"i bet his friend wont give him the tape because he faps to it each night"

eh?

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:24 (seventeen years ago) link

fap = masturbate

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:27 (seventeen years ago) link

My guess: If the guy watched the whole tape, he'd see his best mate is lying/'havingalarf' and nothing happened at all.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:27 (seventeen years ago) link

fap = masturbate

So THAT's what all those threads are about!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"i bet his friend wont give him the tape because hen faps to it each night"

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I love that one of the posters there is called "Bullet for my Valentine"

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost
I wouldn't feel too bad, on another thread he starts he gets his gun out and threatens to shoot some kids skating on his drive. Reading most of these threads is pretty depressing. Bb's are sure easy to rile, I wonder why that would be...

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:33 (seventeen years ago) link

tbf, they were skating by going "what's he taste like then?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:38 (seventeen years ago) link

A bad batch of steroids has hit the streets, probably:

Jean-Claude Van Damme crashes car into tree in Knokke-Heist (belgian coastal community, nobody injured, no results of the intoxication test were made public)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it really worth reading past the first page? I mean, 11 pages of this? Everything Charlie summarized is right at the beginning.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:40 (seventeen years ago) link

How did Dom get there in the first place - googling bodybuilders giving head?

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:42 (seventeen years ago) link

theres only 1 thing you can do
wack your friend
and my god i dont mean whack off your friend youve already done enough for him

i mean kill him

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Monday, 4 September 2006 09:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Update."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 4 September 2006 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Man of Men.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 10:15 (seventeen years ago) link

What if he tapes that one?
Then the OP is trapped in an endless loop of cocksucking.

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

What the **** do I do!!
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ROFL JUST ROFL!

good advice!

― genital hyphys (haitch), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if, IRL, all these bodybuilders are like the ones in that episode of Malcolm In The Middle that follow Hal around helping him out, carrying him on their shulders etc

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

bb.com misc section is the only place on earth where guys accidentally give a guy head on a monthly basis.

― and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 4 September 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

When bodybuilders go on the run...

Yesterday, May 17th, the Belgian bodybuilding championship was going to be held in Vlissingen (just over the border in the Netherlands). 20 contestants, 300 spectators, sold out venue.
Suddenly, while the contestants were stretching and oiling up backstage, the Belgian anti-doping agency showed up and gave the organisers a list of 12 names who they'd like to test.

When the contestants found out, all 20 fled the scene. The competition was cancelled.

in Dutch:
http://www.gva.be/nieuws/sport/andere-sporten/aid832391/belgische-bodybuilders-op-de-loop-voor-dopingcontroleurs.aspx
http://www.nos.nl/nosjournaal/artikelen/2009/5/18/180509_bodybuilders_belgie.html

― StanM, Monday, 18 May 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

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