the bizarre poetry of spam emails

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the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I have at least fifteen more just like this...

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the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude, Nick, there's gotta be a thread on this already.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Probably, but, like I said in the "find threads for me" thread, the search function hasn't worked for me since approximately 2005. I always get "page not able to be displayed"-ish message.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, why would a bot OR a person think "prescriptionswitchblade" needed to be one word for anything other than aesthetic reasons? Or "christestimate".

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link


seriously, these are my fave emails to get. i especially like the ones that sound like excerpts from a high seas romance novel if it were written in english by someone who doesn't speak english. i'll dig some up soon.

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

from slashdot yesterday:
> One Man's Spam Is Another Man's Art

like the architectural looking pictures (5 and 7) and the floral one (2) but, as most of the slashdot comments said, the spam thing is pretty inconsequential, is just a (lumpy) source of randomness.

Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Friday, 28 July 2006 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link

aren't those first two posts just cocteau twins lyrics?

andy dale (andy dale), Friday, 28 July 2006 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys actually *read* your spam emails?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 28 July 2006 08:12 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah I know it's like we could spend that time doing something productive like posting to ilx

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 28 July 2006 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG that Ghostface vs spam quiz!

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 28 July 2006 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...
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mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

^ Slint lyrics ha

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link


Mr Gullible (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link

reads like Burroughs

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Creation of the jewish.

Good afternoon
Can't find proper medication for your penis?

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link


A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I always wonder if spam are tailored to stuff in my actual emails. Especially this one.

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

"Creation of the Jewish"

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link


g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Subject line: "Re: fumigant bravado"

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 May 2007 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link


pisces, Monday, 14 May 2007 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I got a spam email once that was eerily like something that I was thinking of writing. The internet = hive mind :

"It's like a roller coaster in my mind, man. I can't tell if they're fighting a war on terror or producing the next season of "Cheaters. Good luck with the Super-Secret Project That You Can't Talk About.
I'm saving them for any future girl children I might have. well, rock music without vocals (Satriani, et.
Even if I agree with some of his opinions, I hate the snide way in which he delivers them.
It's like getting paid to do fanfiction, an experience I have yet to experience, though I wrote some in college. The preview only contains one sample DreamScene, but more should be available when DreamScene is finished. And they have the House AND Senate.
Okay, women, donated their silk undergarments so they could be sewn into parachutes. proof that FSM is stronger than the absurdity that it mocks.
I even have a pig pez dispenser.
And I've fasted for longer than a week without food.
I seem to remember a story about how Buncombe County was named after a politician who would spout a bunch of nonsense.
"Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident" Ow. Well skank in general really, especially when it's free. Go ahead, enjoy it, you know you want to. So when it comes to sacrifice, don't kid yourself. It's enough to make you cry.
Don't worry if your last few posts seem trivial to you: there's plenty of "meaningful blog writing" for me to catch up on!
Right, like you laughed at him.
Can't wait to read it!
They can be inside you. Myself, I hang onto some of those scenes and bits of dialog with the hope they might fit into another story or suit other characters somehow down the road. Keep up the great work! It should be getting better, right?
You should check out a show sometime.
Dump that stuff on us. You ARE a writer and more real than many that I have read.
He let us keep the money.
As a fellow child of the 80's, a sci-fi uber nerd and a person who loves to act I always envied your pseudo-life on the bridge of the Enterprise. Your "cool down" writing space serves the same function for us readers!
Now it's messy again, but at least with current projects.
What rights does a drowning man in the middle of an ocean have?
Do you have a website?"

freewheel, Monday, 14 May 2007 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Hi Sir mark.grout

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Mark G, Friday, 12 October 2007 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

wats up g00blar
bad news buddy,
you got a small dickie!

G00blar, Saturday, 20 October 2007 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link

silas's plumping fuckstick

Mark C, Saturday, 20 October 2007 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"You won't believe your eyes when you see your new penis size."

"Take your award, mister small weenie"

"It's like an afterburner for your penis!"

snoball, Saturday, 20 October 2007 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Your medicine is ready and waiting for you nickelodeon

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nickalicious, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

"wirepuller governor gudgeon headrace gremlin"

/oh for the days of changeable usernames

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 January 2008 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Got this today:

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naus, Sunday, 8 June 2008 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

That's rather like this:
I'm bored, so let's tell a story posting one word at a time.

snoball, Sunday, 8 June 2008 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Got this today:

"envelope bureaucrat boastful estate greer"

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Michael F Gill, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

If Gertrude Stein were still with us...

Michael F Gill, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

er, WAS still with us.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

When you are young and stressed up
When you are aged and never give up
Cialis gives you confidence in any chance, every time.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

That should totally be a Paul Anka-stylee jingle.

Pancakes Hackman, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

haunches, sheepsnouts bloodypapered snivelling nosejam on sawdust. Top and
Long's. Slaking his drouth.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

From: avoid [lytonisyw8✧✧✧@a-lo✧✧✧.c✧✧]
Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:11 AM
To: gr8080
Subject: their i from reforms

Armenia also has many football venues such as the Hrazdan Stadium and Hanrapetakan Stadium.
Settlements are classified as either towns (kaghakner, singular kaghak) or villages (gyugher, singular gyugh).

*makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:33 (ten years ago) link

"Snow white loved one particular drwarf, the one with a huge wang."

andrew m., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:59 (ten years ago) link

and traditional Gangsta coins II are

Water was scarce, but they installed a windmill -driven water pump and concrete cisterns for irrigating their fields. PETA also goes undercover into circuses.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:01 (ten years ago) link

My favourite spam ever had the beautiful subject line 'Mind-Wrecking Pearl Hen'

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:05 (ten years ago) link

I've named several songs after favorite pharma-spams, including such hits as "Ammbjen," "Pills Botx," and who could forget "Xananan"

andrew m., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Rebroadcasts of member
became anti
to me

Sub-regions like Iceland, Britain and Ireland are special cases.
The current president of the NAE is Dr.

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:04 (ten years ago) link

xp A few years ago I wrote a song whose lyrics were all subject headings of spam e-mails.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 07:45 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

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skot gigz - moombah pimpin' (The Reverend), Friday, 27 May 2011 22:59 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

*I am sorry to encroach
*into your privacy in this
*I found you listed in
*the Trade Centre Chambers
*of Commerce
*directory here in Japan,
*I find it pleasurable to
*offer you
*my partnership in business,
*I only pray at this time that
*your address is still valid.
*I want to solicit your
*attention to receive money on
*my behalf. The purpose of
*my contacting you is because
*my status would not permit
*me to do this alone.
*If interested, please reply,
*In replying kindly state
*the following: Your full
*names, Age, and Location :

Mayan Calendar Deren (doo dah), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:36 (nine years ago) link

What the thread title refers to as "bizarre poetry" would more accurately be called "word salad".

Aimless, Monday, 16 January 2012 16:54 (nine years ago) link

Also movie night was more "Movie Night!?" like he's in some lousy sitcom. My computer probably processes a lot of those.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:48 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

dunno if this is bizarre or poetic but i loled

Dear Sir,

Please convey this message to the lady next door.
Please tell the lady next door Mrs Lekha, I don't mind sleeping with her provided she pays me a good amount for the same.

Mr Joby Manuel
[lots of personal data that i deleted]
DATE OF BIRTH---> [i also deleted his DOB]

La Lechera, Monday, 3 August 2015 13:31 (five years ago) link

joby u dog

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 12:26 (five years ago) link

lol labour party rly overdoing it

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:03 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

You've got 99 problems. Your PayPal balance ain't one.


mookieproof, Saturday, 22 August 2015 00:29 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

"Hello there,am Sanchez and I will like to share some reality with you."

Reality? really? Send some over, it's in short supply over here.

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Friday, 30 October 2015 10:29 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

"Kittens and cats Flaming for you to "Crazy Train" by simply Ozzy Osbourne Will be the Merely Catharsis You will require Right now!"

Quite the opening!

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Friday, 18 December 2015 19:38 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Russian Women Are Sexy As Hell!
Will you ask her out on a date?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 23:13 (five years ago) link

Perfectly Natural Trick To Obtain A Flat Belly Without A Gym ...
You just need to exclude on single product from you diet

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 23:13 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"I am Camryn Baker from Global Online Tradding Company"

Mark G, Friday, 5 February 2016 16:45 (five years ago) link

Hey my dear,

How are you and your family? I believe everything is good around you! It’s nice having your address with the aid of my new search device. I'm just looking for better friendship and pen pals both women and men to share interest and lot more with. I love discussing all issues and learning other people's cultures and languages; and i just want to have a lot of good and lasting friends outside my country. You know that friends’re like clothing, and life is naked without one!

I’m Elizabeth by name. I’m an American and reside here in New York. I'm working with a non-governmental organization that advocates for the rights of immigrants.

My city, "Yonkers", is such a wonderful place to behold! How about yours?

I want to present myself from the best side! I am romantic and emotional, I expect all the good and interesting from my future and I am sure that I can create the future myself! You will get from life what you invest in it. I have my pure soul, kind heart and friendly character, so I hope to get just good things instead!

I like making friends across all divides, and I will be happy to have you as a very good friend from a different environment and cultural background. I like discussing everything, and traveling is part of me (my dream is to traverse the globe someday)

I strongly believe on friendship, and never missed making one whenever opportunities occur like this. I believe that friendship is part and parcel of one’s life; Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. While money may make one wealthy, friends make one rich.

Hey, I can’t afford to hear you say “nope” to my request please! I will just cross my fingers and wait for your lovely response, and will be happy if you include more about yourself when replying.

I will be expecting your quick response.

emil.y, Monday, 8 February 2016 23:04 (five years ago) link

What do you want from me, Liz? What do you want?

emil.y, Monday, 8 February 2016 23:06 (five years ago) link

of course you reside there, in new york, "elizabeth by name". of course. how very american of you. i too have beheld the wonderful "yonkers". my city is a wonderful residence too!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 16:44 (five years ago) link

You had me at hey

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 16:49 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Give it away now 900cash to Mr Scott H. Florance [personal details] With your support iIl,be taking the bus to East Coast! Give cute Squarel a warm hut at base of tree w/3 thick blankets=Cut a hole at bottem of door so he stays warm not cold, people who love animals with compasion-kindness get $paid (I beg of you!)

propaganda for the American springtime (tangenttangent), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:41 (four years ago) link

two months pass...


Each species of grasshopper has its own song. This is important, as the varied species cannot breed with each other. The female needs to be aware that she is listening to a male from her own species. Compass termites of Northern Australia build tall nests that are wedge-shaped. They measure up to 3.5 m in length. Flying frogs change color in the day. They are greenish-blue in sunlight and green in the evening. At night there are black. Boas, as well as many other snakes have special heat-sensitive organs that are called pits. These pits are on their heads. They can detect the heat given by a warm-blooded animal standing close to them. Anteaters protect their long claws by walking on their knuckles. This makes them look as if they are limping. The hippopotamus’s skin is protected by its own pink oily secretion known as ‘Pink sweat’.

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Mordy, Monday, 1 August 2016 13:09 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

This is actually better than my own ILX Poetry Thread entry:

Did 2012 Smell For You Personally, Too?


Why put up with having less?
That's what I had been asking myself when I clicked a link
on an e-mail much like the one which you are reading.

The email said supplementing my earnings would be easy as pie.
I want to tell you, pie has elaborate cooking instructions--
one fault plus it all seems incorrect.

This technique is easier than pie.
(Or maybe I'm only a godawful baker.)
You be the judge.

Check it out ASAP

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:14 (four years ago) link

that is amazing

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 October 2016 06:46 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I was just coming here to post "this boner brew makes you a better screw", it's making the rounds!

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:18 (four years ago) link

lol i just posted it to... another place as well

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:19 (four years ago) link


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Pheeel, Thursday, 3 November 2016 18:12 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

It's called Cannabis not Cantabis, the sky is the limit so why not fly?
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larry appleton, Thursday, 15 December 2016 05:12 (four years ago) link

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A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 15 December 2016 05:53 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

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Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:00 (three years ago) link

From: steveng [mailto:stev✧✧✧@14z✧✧✧.p✧]
Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2014 7:13 PM
To: Steven G******* <*********@********.***>
Subject: Hi there steveng

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Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:21 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

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seven months pass...

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deepchord presents echosmith (unregistered), Monday, 25 November 2019 16:04 (one year ago) link

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deepchord presents echosmith (unregistered), Monday, 25 November 2019 16:16 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Add floors to your skyscraper

just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:49 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I am an interesting and not boring girl

I am an interesting and not boring girl, from the very childhood I have been active and cheerful. You can not get bored with me. When I get into the company, I always behave myself and bring zest to the company. In the house, I am calm, balanced and I bring comfort. I also behave with dignity in guests. I want to know the world and be happy! I like to do a lot of things, I like to learn a lot, I like many kind of sports, I am ready to try everything that does not harm my health! My profile http(etc)

Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2020 09:56 (one year ago) link

hobbies: keepfit, fashion

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 March 2020 10:29 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I realize you are going through a rough time. The news isn't helping you feel any better. But I assure you, throughout history we have always been victorious. Even through the plague, influenza, the depression, wars, nuclear meltdowns, we have always prevailed. This time won't be any different I promise you.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 April 2020 18:22 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

It's cool-looking, yes, but the advantages extend beyond aesthetics. For one, spiraling makes the meat tubes cook a lot faster, which is a pretty attractive trait for something that's technically already cooked. But more importantly, it significantly boosts the hot dog's surface area. And not only is there more surface, but that surface is that much more receptive to slippery condiments like mustard or [stares daggers] ketchup.

"Dream together and have fun picturing the future. Make the conversation one of possibilities instead of thinking it's a chore," says Longo. "What we want to talk about is the purpose of the dollars, the goals—what are we saving for?"

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koogs, Friday, 22 May 2020 12:18 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

I crave to experience a crazy orgasm

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stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2020 01:51 (ten months ago) link

bold of her to assume that I'm noticeable :-/

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2020 01:52 (ten months ago) link


Hello, honey! I really want to meet a noticeable partner! Some info about me: I am twenty one yrs, and I’m seeking for a partner. I've got a glorious pretty form which wants truly warm hands. If you really want to become the number one – have a look at me in my dating profile and write me! Additionally you shall view quite a lot of my pics. Tend not to wait! go to profile

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2020 01:53 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

Elderly Asian Woman Was Lit On Fire In Bensonhurst, Not A Hate Crime?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:06 (eight months ago) link

What a serial robber thought was just another break in, turned out to be the most frightening thing he had ever experienced.

Police found him crippled on the living room floor, seven feet away from his gun, screaming in excruciating pain "He's not human!".

The scene was incredibly awkward, as the person he was pointing at was a little boy in Teddy Bear pajamas, no older than 10 years, surrounded by his worried parents and grandparents.

When an officer interrogated the family they said that Jimmy -the little boy- had learned a self-defense move after watching this video with his grandfather.

The two-finger trick, called the "Death Touch", was invented by a Chinese Kung Fu Master and it allows anyone, no matter their physical strength or condition, to bring down an attacker just by poking him in a vulnerable spot.

"We saw the video a couple of times and practiced a little bit. I'm shocked Jimmy almost killed an 180 pound man just by touching him...and he did it in the dark!"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:59 (eight months ago) link

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
She had the gift of being able to paint songs.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.
There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it.
He told us a very exciting adventure story. He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well.
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams. Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
His confidence would have been admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
Just go ahead and press that button.
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible.
Having no hair made him look even hairier.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him.
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
He looked behind the door and didn't like what he saw.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence. This is a Japanese doll.
It took him a month to finish the meal.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
Weather is not trivial - it's especially important when you're standing in it.

Subject: The Diabetes Lie

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:50 (seven months ago) link

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence. This is a Japanese doll.


pomentiful (pomenitul), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:54 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...


[Content warning]: Kittens' spines snapped

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:08 (six months ago) link

five months pass...

Mother Poops Out 39 lbs of Pure Body Fat, Doctor is speechless

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:35 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

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Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 March 2021 00:28 (three weeks ago) link

I got one titles something like BLONDE MILF LOVES ROUGH GANGBANG - which makes me wonder if there's ever been like a tender, loving, erotic gangbang.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 27 March 2021 00:44 (three weeks ago) link

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Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 27 March 2021 21:25 (three weeks ago) link

You’ve never seen a smarter backpack

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:53 (one week ago) link

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