the bizarre poetry of spam emails

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the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I have at least fifteen more just like this...

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the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, Nick, there's gotta be a thread on this already.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Probably, but, like I said in the "find threads for me" thread, the search function hasn't worked for me since approximately 2005. I always get "page not able to be displayed"-ish message.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, why would a bot OR a person think "prescriptionswitchblade" needed to be one word for anything other than aesthetic reasons? Or "christestimate".

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

"jacketboat"

seriously, these are my fave emails to get. i especially like the ones that sound like excerpts from a high seas romance novel if it were written in english by someone who doesn't speak english. i'll dig some up soon.

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

from slashdot yesterday:
> One Man's Spam Is Another Man's Art
http://news.com.com/One+mans+spam+is+anothers+art/2100-1025_3-6098479.html?tag=nefd.lede

like the architectural looking pictures (5 and 7) and the floral one (2) but, as most of the slashdot comments said, the spam thing is pretty inconsequential, is just a (lumpy) source of randomness.

Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Friday, 28 July 2006 07:38 (eighteen years ago) link

aren't those first two posts just cocteau twins lyrics?

andy dale (andy dale), Friday, 28 July 2006 08:02 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys actually *read* your spam emails?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 28 July 2006 08:12 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah I know it's like we could spend that time doing something productive like posting to ilx

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 28 July 2006 11:10 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG that Ghostface vs spam quiz!

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 28 July 2006 11:19 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Rob stood up and waited for the strangers to draw near In this systematic review of all randomised trials we have shown that lactamaminoglycoside combination therapy and lactam monotherapy for the treatment of sepsis have similar effects in patients without neutropenia They seemed to be fishermen, and were much surprised at finding three people asleep upon the bluff Twenty trials compared the same lactam All cause fatality the most significant and objective outcome was not reduced by the addition of aminoglycosides Clinical and bacteriological failure which may be prone to bias with nonblinded trials and are of much lesser relevance to patients were not significantly different Whar 'n thunder 'd ye come from? asked the foremost fisherman, in a surprised voice However rates of adverse event increased with the aminoglycoside Nephrotoxicity was much more common with combination therapy while vestibular damage and ototoxicity other important morbidities associated with aminoglycosides were not routinely examined

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

^ Slint lyrics ha

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Really?

Mr Gullible (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

reads like Burroughs

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Creation of the jewish.

Good afternoon
Can't find proper medication for your penis?

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHA

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I always wonder if spam are tailored to stuff in my actual emails. Especially this one.

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"Creation of the Jewish"

http://www.spauda.lt/mitai/qabalah/images/circumcision.jpg

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
Subject line: "Re: fumigant bravado"

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 May 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

pisces, Monday, 14 May 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I got a spam email once that was eerily like something that I was thinking of writing. The internet = hive mind :



"It's like a roller coaster in my mind, man. I can't tell if they're fighting a war on terror or producing the next season of "Cheaters. Good luck with the Super-Secret Project That You Can't Talk About.
I'm saving them for any future girl children I might have. well, rock music without vocals (Satriani, et.
Even if I agree with some of his opinions, I hate the snide way in which he delivers them.
It's like getting paid to do fanfiction, an experience I have yet to experience, though I wrote some in college. The preview only contains one sample DreamScene, but more should be available when DreamScene is finished. And they have the House AND Senate.
Okay, women, donated their silk undergarments so they could be sewn into parachutes. proof that FSM is stronger than the absurdity that it mocks.
I even have a pig pez dispenser.
And I've fasted for longer than a week without food.
I seem to remember a story about how Buncombe County was named after a politician who would spout a bunch of nonsense.
"Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident" Ow. Well skank in general really, especially when it's free. Go ahead, enjoy it, you know you want to. So when it comes to sacrifice, don't kid yourself. It's enough to make you cry.
Don't worry if your last few posts seem trivial to you: there's plenty of "meaningful blog writing" for me to catch up on!
Right, like you laughed at him.
Can't wait to read it!
They can be inside you. Myself, I hang onto some of those scenes and bits of dialog with the hope they might fit into another story or suit other characters somehow down the road. Keep up the great work! It should be getting better, right?
You should check out a show sometime.
Dump that stuff on us. You ARE a writer and more real than many that I have read.
He let us keep the money.
As a fellow child of the 80's, a sci-fi uber nerd and a person who loves to act I always envied your pseudo-life on the bridge of the Enterprise. Your "cool down" writing space serves the same function for us readers!
Now it's messy again, but at least with current projects.
What rights does a drowning man in the middle of an ocean have?
Do you have a website?"

freewheel, Monday, 14 May 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

Hi Sir mark.grout

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Mark G, Friday, 12 October 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/WIZARDSPAM

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

wats up g00blar
bad news buddy,
you got a small dickie!

G00blar, Saturday, 20 October 2007 09:45 (seventeen years ago) link

silas's plumping fuckstick

Mark C, Saturday, 20 October 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"You won't believe your eyes when you see your new penis size."

"Take your award, mister small weenie"

"It's like an afterburner for your penis!"

snoball, Saturday, 20 October 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

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nickalicious, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

"wirepuller governor gudgeon headrace gremlin"

/oh for the days of changeable usernames

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 January 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Got this today:

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naus, Sunday, 8 June 2008 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

That's rather like this:
I'm bored, so let's tell a story posting one word at a time.

snoball, Sunday, 8 June 2008 10:15 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Got this today:

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Michael F Gill, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

If Gertrude Stein were still with us...

Michael F Gill, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

er, WAS still with us.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

When you are young and stressed up
When you are aged and never give up
Cialis gives you confidence in any chance, every time.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

That should totally be a Paul Anka-stylee jingle.

Pancakes Hackman, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

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bamcquern, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

From: avoid [lytonisyw8✧✧✧@a-lo✧✧✧.c✧✧]
Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:11 AM
To: gr8080
Subject: their i from reforms

Armenia also has many football venues such as the Hrazdan Stadium and Hanrapetakan Stadium.
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*makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

"Snow white loved one particular drwarf, the one with a huge wang."

andrew m., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

and traditional Gangsta coins II are

Water was scarce, but they installed a windmill -driven water pump and concrete cisterns for irrigating their fields. PETA also goes undercover into circuses.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

My favourite spam ever had the beautiful subject line 'Mind-Wrecking Pearl Hen'

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I've named several songs after favorite pharma-spams, including such hits as "Ammbjen," "Pills Botx," and who could forget "Xananan"

andrew m., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

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The current president of the NAE is Dr.

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

xp A few years ago I wrote a song whose lyrics were all subject headings of spam e-mails.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 07:45 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

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skot gigz - moombah pimpin' (The Reverend), Friday, 27 May 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

*I am sorry to encroach
*into your privacy in this
*manner,
*I found you listed in
*the Trade Centre Chambers
*of Commerce
*directory here in Japan,
*I find it pleasurable to
*offer you
*my partnership in business,
*I only pray at this time that
*your address is still valid.
*I want to solicit your
*attention to receive money on
*my behalf. The purpose of
*my contacting you is because
*my status would not permit
*me to do this alone.
*If interested, please reply,
*In replying kindly state
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Mayan Calendar Deren (doo dah), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

What the thread title refers to as "bizarre poetry" would more accurately be called "word salad".

Aimless, Monday, 16 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

^ws tbph

deepchord presents echosmith (unregistered), Monday, 25 November 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Add floors to your skyscraper

just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

I am an interesting and not boring girl

I am an interesting and not boring girl, from the very childhood I have been active and cheerful. You can not get bored with me. When I get into the company, I always behave myself and bring zest to the company. In the house, I am calm, balanced and I bring comfort. I also behave with dignity in guests. I want to know the world and be happy! I like to do a lot of things, I like to learn a lot, I like many kind of sports, I am ready to try everything that does not harm my health! My profile http(etc)

Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2020 09:56 (four years ago) link

hobbies: keepfit, fashion

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 March 2020 10:29 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

I realize you are going through a rough time. The news isn't helping you feel any better. But I assure you, throughout history we have always been victorious. Even through the plague, influenza, the depression, wars, nuclear meltdowns, we have always prevailed. This time won't be any different I promise you.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

It's cool-looking, yes, but the advantages extend beyond aesthetics. For one, spiraling makes the meat tubes cook a lot faster, which is a pretty attractive trait for something that's technically already cooked. But more importantly, it significantly boosts the hot dog's surface area. And not only is there more surface, but that surface is that much more receptive to slippery condiments like mustard or [stares daggers] ketchup.

"Dream together and have fun picturing the future. Make the conversation one of possibilities instead of thinking it's a chore," says Longo. "What we want to talk about is the purpose of the dollars, the goals—what are we saving for?"

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koogs, Friday, 22 May 2020 12:18 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I crave to experience a crazy orgasm

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stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link

bold of her to assume that I'm noticeable :-/

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

er

Hello, honey! I really want to meet a noticeable partner! Some info about me: I am twenty one yrs, and I’m seeking for a partner. I've got a glorious pretty form which wants truly warm hands. If you really want to become the number one – have a look at me in my dating profile and write me! Additionally you shall view quite a lot of my pics. Tend not to wait! go to profile

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Elderly Asian Woman Was Lit On Fire In Bensonhurst, Not A Hate Crime?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link

What a serial robber thought was just another break in, turned out to be the most frightening thing he had ever experienced.

Police found him crippled on the living room floor, seven feet away from his gun, screaming in excruciating pain "He's not human!".

The scene was incredibly awkward, as the person he was pointing at was a little boy in Teddy Bear pajamas, no older than 10 years, surrounded by his worried parents and grandparents.

When an officer interrogated the family they said that Jimmy -the little boy- had learned a self-defense move after watching this video with his grandfather.

The two-finger trick, called the "Death Touch", was invented by a Chinese Kung Fu Master and it allows anyone, no matter their physical strength or condition, to bring down an attacker just by poking him in a vulnerable spot.

"We saw the video a couple of times and practiced a little bit. I'm shocked Jimmy almost killed an 180 pound man just by touching him...and he did it in the dark!"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
She had the gift of being able to paint songs.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.
There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it.
He told us a very exciting adventure story. He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well.
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams. Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
His confidence would have been admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
Just go ahead and press that button.
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible.
Having no hair made him look even hairier.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him.
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
He looked behind the door and didn't like what he saw.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence. This is a Japanese doll.
It took him a month to finish the meal.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
Weather is not trivial - it's especially important when you're standing in it.

Subject: The Diabetes Lie

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence. This is a Japanese doll.

Perfection.

pomentiful (pomenitul), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

from Change.org

[Content warning]: Kittens' spines snapped

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

Mother Poops Out 39 lbs of Pure Body Fat, Doctor is speechless

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:35 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Be careful with that butter . The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July. Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over. The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go. The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it. She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach. He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there. He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense. If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute. She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat. It didn't make sense unless you had the power to eat colors. She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed. Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight. Mary plays the piano. She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life. I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice. His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than candy bars. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love. The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us. Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the . He liked to play with words in the bathtub. Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended. If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle. She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a instead. In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library. Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower. Gary didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping. People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food. Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time. He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing. The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard. Just go ahead and press that button. Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini. I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag. She was too short to see over the fence. He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies. There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable. The door swung open to reveal giraffes and red elephants.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 March 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link

I got one titles something like BLONDE MILF LOVES ROUGH GANGBANG - which makes me wonder if there's ever been like a tender, loving, erotic gangbang.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 27 March 2021 00:44 (three years ago) link

xp new display names for everyone!

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 27 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

You’ve never seen a smarter backpack

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:53 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Greetings!

I have got two not really pleasant news for you.
I have been monitoring your internet activities for some time by now.

The only person to blame in this situation is you, since you are a big fan of adult websites and also have got an uncontrollable desire to indulge yourself with another orgasm.
Simply speaking, all your porn websites search requests have become a key to access your device.
The thing is that I word in a company that provides services related to security and performance of email providers, including hotmail.com as well.

During the pandemic outbreak a lot of providers have faced difficulties in maintaining a huge number of staff in their offices and so they have decided to use outsourcing instead.
While working remotely from home, I have got unlimited abilities to access the user databases.

I can easily decrypt passwords of users, access their chat history and online traffic with help of cookie-files.
I have decided to analyse users traffic related to adult websites and adult content.
I was truly shocked to discover that nearly 75% of users regularly access porn websites or participates in sex chats.

I have filtered out the worst perverts from the list. Yeah, you are one of them. Not everyone chooses to watch such hardcore videos…
Basically, I have infected your device with one of the best Trojan viruses in the market. It was relatively easy, since I have access to your email address.
It was sufficient to prepare one of your routine emails asking you to click the harmful link…

My spyware functions as a driver. Hence, I can fully control your device and have access to your microphone, camera, cursor and set of symbols.
Generally speaking, your device is some sort of my remote PC.
Since this spyware is driver-based, then I can constantly update its signatures, so that no antivirus can detect it.
While digging through your hard drive, I have saved your entire contact list, social media access, chat history and media files.

One week ago, I have montaged a videoclip, which shows you masturbating on one side of the screen and on the other side a porn video
that you were watching at that moment of time – recently this type of exotic stuff is really popular on the internet!
Don’t worry, I will need just a few mouse clicks in order to share this video with your entire contact list and upload it to some porn website, like Bigle.
I believe that you would not like this to happen, since a long holiday season is just about to start soon –
just imagine the number of silly jokes and loud laughter that would get provoked by your video all over the neighbourhood bars and pubs…

I am offering a simple and reasonable solution:
All you need to do is transfer an amount equivalent to $1150 (USA Dollars) to my bitcoin wallet and we both forget about this silly story forever.
All your data and this video will be deleted by me once and for all. You have my honest word!
You’ve got to agree, this amount is really insignificant. Just imagine how much time and resources I have spent to get this done…
If you don’t know how to operate the cryptocurrency – you can always search for assistance online. It is that simple.

Here is my bitcoin wallet (BTC): bc1qfnx5388zl4c4hpcdsjxj0tgcn2gd8pyrljg6s6

You have exactly 2 days (48 hours) from the moment of opening this email.
I can easily track when you have opened this email (my software will notify me about it). Once you complete the transaction – I will be able to see and confirm that.
Please, do not try replying me via this email – there is no point in that (as you can see the email is sent from your address).

Remember that there is no point to complain anywhere, since I cannot be found (Bitcoin system is anonymous and I am also using I2P network in order to access your device).
I have considered all the small details.
In case, if 48 hours after you have opened this email,
I still don’t receive the required amount of money, then your videoclip will be automatically sent to all your contact list and uploaded to public websites.

Good luck and please don’t hate me too much!

This is life! You are merely out of luck this time.
Who knows, maybe next time you will get lucky at something else…

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 03:27 (three years ago) link

I responded with my own Tommy Wiseau-like message:

Oh hi! I cannot believe you betray me like this. You know what they say, shame on me, now shame on you. I will not pay you this money. Life is beautiful! Good luck!

-N

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 03:30 (three years ago) link

Good idea to get out in front of the story imo

since you are a big fan of adult websites (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 08:51 (three years ago) link

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Flowery design which sprung from such crucifixion.
Forbidden fear is amusing.
Ugh hair dye.
Phone Numbers Trenton engine plant at sometime soon.
Into my quote good for?

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Evelyn is a transpose of matrix data.
With potentially some cap space.
Assuming there is justice.
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Discuss early childhood today!

Beautiful outfit and cool personality.
Emergence in mind.
Southeastern this summer.
Garden spider in web.
Jesus walking on boardwalk.
Ghost tour absolutely awesome.
Busy holistic medical doctor and nurse to registered name.
Everybody involved is your assignment on companionship.

Erect and dismantle the old rainbow apple.
Long crossover cable?
Taking high style wearing caiman boots!
Can ground flaxseed onto salad.
Anton works mainly within the mirror.

Noel Emits, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link

(Strange search results i don't want to click on)

Some kind of ML generated SEO text?

Noel Emits, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link

More tactical than strategic.
Boycott everybody who applied!
How sour it is!
Stop politics as usual?
Everybody brace for ease of riding hood.

Noel Emits, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link

German experimental rocketry group.
Express delivery available!
Each zinnia is unique.
External chamber is cool buy a parrot.
Bach on harmonica!
Understand who may run away laughing.

Noel Emits, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

New screen name fodder.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 19 August 2021 00:46 (three years ago) link

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something.
I hear that Nancy is very pretty.
So long and thanks for the fish.
I am my aunt's sister's daughter.
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected.
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity.
We need to rent a room for our party.
There's a reason that roses have thorns.
He looked behind the door and didn't like what he saw.
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
I am my aunt's sister's daughter.
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door.
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.
I checked to make sure that he was still alive.
A glittering gem is not enough.
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.
It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future.
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.
She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.
The irony of the situation wasn't lost on anyone in the room.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 August 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link

You’ve never seen a smarter backpack

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 29 August 2021 11:04 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

This one got past the spam filter:

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If I was walking in ur shoes, I’d certainly turn to specialists for help.
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Who knows, what if somebody gained access to your device and is looking at you.
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JoeStork, Thursday, 14 October 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

The Weird Connection Between Neuropathy And This Vegetable

Mark G, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 11:32 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

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Mark G, Thursday, 7 July 2022 13:12 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

You love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure.

frogbs, Thursday, 18 August 2022 15:27 (two years ago) link

Brave of you to withstand the high quantities of pleasure

Evan, Thursday, 18 August 2022 16:27 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

From: info@*******.co.uk
To: Webmaster

You need to lose some weight and invest in your wardrobe you ugly fucker.

brain (krakow), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 07:39 (two years ago) link

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ledge, Monday, 10 October 2022 08:38 (two years ago) link

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 10 October 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link

otm

Askeladd v. BMI (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 October 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

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mookieproof, Saturday, 15 April 2023 00:57 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

genuinely want to respond to this because wtf is the scam here? subject line is "Gift Piano"


Hello,

I'm giving out my late husband's Yamaha Baby Grand Piano to any passionate instrument lover. Let me know if you are interested or have someone who would like to have the instrument.

Thanks,
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frogbs, Thursday, 28 September 2023 18:12 (one year ago) link

Pig butchering?

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 September 2023 18:17 (one year ago) link

xp Here's the scam. They want you to pay for "shipping." You'll never get the instrument. It's a low-dollar, high-volume grift.

I encountered this in reverse when I tried to sell a piano. They sent me a certified check for the instrument plus shipping. I was supposed to pay the shipping company. The check was fake, of course.

Selling a baby grand piano is not easy.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 29 September 2023 01:04 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

This one made it past google's spam filters into my inbox.

"The rhythms of classical music can be so relaxing. Do you have a go-to composer or piece?"

"hello krakow
During the day, I operate as a non-verbal communication specialist and communication mentor. Indeed, that appears sophisticated but it‘s mostly about observing and decoding. Have you know that over 50% of our dialogue is unspoken? On the weekend, I‘m either deciphering ancient puzzles or entangled in an puzzle chamber.
Your turn? What you fill your days?"

brain (krakow), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 22:46 (one year ago) link

spambots have been really getting into escape rooms I've noticed

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 9 November 2023 10:32 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

hello ledge
I‘m a nurse who revels in mountaineering. Have you ever confronted a peak, be it actual or symbolic?
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organ doner (ledge), Friday, 19 January 2024 16:00 (nine months ago) link

nine months pass...

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tangenttangent, Wednesday, 30 October 2024 09:50 (one week ago) link

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gyac, Thursday, 31 October 2024 17:39 (one week ago) link


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