'Children of Men', the new Alfonso Cuaron sci-fi flick

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I remember Juliane Moore most for Big Lebowski and the the "I... sucked OTHER MENS' coooooooocks...!" bit in Magnolia.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Jurassic park is GREAT!!!! it has dinosaurs!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, after the fact it's easy to see the "but what about our relationship after this is over?" dialogue as bait & switch, but in a more sentimental movie they would have gotten back together at the end to maybe have more Dylans.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

lost world is actually a decent movie, for the first half at least, and the cast is one of the best-assembled ever (too bad no chemistry between any of them)

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not gonna say what I most remember Julianne Moore for. Bright red...

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Given the likely short shelflife of The Hours and the limited size of Todd Haynes' cult, I think Julianne Moore is best known for inspiring the gay Republican dude who created "Desperate Housewives" to hire her lookalike for his show.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I have more beef with killing her right after the most whimsical moment

Ok Anthony this is where you and I are in different lands, because that transition is the thing I've been thinking about most since seeing this. (1) Setting up a whimsical bonding moment before AMBUSH is a staple move, and works here, but what keeps getting me is that it's done with this bizarre CGI ping-pong ball trick -- as if to intentionally focus you on that action, to totally distract you, so that you're already off-kilter when the ambush registers. (2) Which it doesn't, not immediately: there's this great couple seconds where everyone is freaking out and a flaming car is rolling somewhat innocently down the hill, and the viewer is still back with the ping-pong ball and thinking "wait, does that mean ..." (3) And then boom, the people emerge, and that extended shot is just terrific -- we've been startled by the switch from ping-pong bonding to freakout, and now the shot just will not end, will not resituate us, so we're trapped in that moment of OMG AMBUSH for like a good two and a half minutes or whatever -- it looks in one direction and it's kinda "holy crap" and then it revolves in the other direction and it's even more "holy crap, that's what was happening behind me when I was looking in the other direction?" and it just gets worse and worse: point being it's just a really well-done way of immersing you in the sensory detail and panic of OMG AMBUSH, and the way she gets shot right "next" to your POV, just in passing in a very long shot, works really well for me. (It gives bullets a real sense of their risk and reality, rather than those Hollywood bullets that are always ricocheting off things and acting like cartoons.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, I'm not saying it wasn't done well. Just that these details about her death are exactly my point re: concealment, in hindsight the movie gradually picked off everybody but the two leads (which you can argue is "the basics of storytelling" if you feel that strongly about the cliche) but used lots of craft to make some people not see it as your status quo escape movie storyline.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, they totally did that in Die Hard. Also, I thought COM was as predictable as Oldboy.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i know cuaron isnt british but this film really benefits from british queasiness at gun violence rather than america's looney toons/bad-guys-always-miss stuff

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Just that these details about her death are exactly my point re: concealment, in hindsight the movie gradually picked off everybody but the two leads

We're not even sure Owen will survive his wound!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh so you want me to bring up the "redemptive" cliches, too?

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Aside: I really liked the "zen music" that Jasper plays for Theo; future music is so noize. (I think it also served as the perimiter alarm when the Fishes came?)

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

anthony i like you & i hate to keep picking at your taste like this but, like, as a dude who gets all hyped at 'trapped in the closet' and shit how do you have so many issues with 'craft' in this movie?

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost that was aphex twin dude!!! only songs i recognized in this movie was shit from drukqs & roots manuva, while my anglodork friend cared about like, the libertines or wahtever

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Anthony I think maybe the root of my issue here has nothing to do with this movie, and everything to do with your refusal to differentiate between the "status quo" as composed of cliches and formulas and the "status quo" as composed of certain bedrock narrative tasks. There are points here where your phrasing seems to suggest that any kind of storytelling that matches a pre-existing convention is necessarily bad. (Which would be a very bad and strange attitude to take w/r/t storytelling, in my opinion!)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Nabisco OTM totally and utterly again.

Lots of X.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

woah! rad. xpost

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You really think picking off the supporting cast one by one is a bedrock narrative task, Nabisco?

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Reading any ambiguity into Theo's death is the wackiest thing I've heard since some ppl asked who killed Spacey after seeing American Beauty.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked the midwife speech (if you mean the one in the school which i only partially remember) because it spelled out how the barrenness took hold -- slowly, without anything large or calamitous, just the slow quiet of non-pregnancy. somehow it made the absolute dystopia that they were in that much more significant -- this isn't apocalypse in one big event that was brought on by nature, it was all self-inflicted. as much as that speech was an expository lull, i felt it was also very restrained. but maybe i'm glossing over parts of it in my memory.

also i LOVE erin brockovich. outside of out of sight, it's my favorite soderbergh movie, mainly for finney + roberts + eckhart being pretty much the most stand-up dude ever + those fucking kid actors who were INCREDIBLE. i'd say i watch that movie once every four to six months. and yes i own it.

going way back to the soderbergh comparison, i see what yr getting at generally, but i don't think a real comparison between the two is apt. i think of soderbergh as approaching films with a technique in mind -- the technique is the point more than the film itself. witness the good german or schizopolis or full frontal or even traffic. to some extent it's a technological (and this can also mean antiquated technology) exercise, and there have been points where he has had a mainstream script to do this (his best films, honestly) and others where it's genuinely art house. i think what yr getting at, anthony, is that this is a very stylized, "arty" film while taking on -- in a macro view -- a pretty standard plot: end of the world, man must survive. but i think that discredits the script to some extent, which i saw as being so effortless and tight. it def has that videogame feel of a to b as eli noted on the sandbox, but it's also a marvel in efficiency -- there's little fat. and part of that is the overall view/approach that cuaron took to this film. i felt like his techniques -- the long shots with the best cgi i have ever seen -- were meant for immersion, not as a demonstration in technique. that we all marvel at it afterwards is not the point.

the critiques of the ending i can understand, but i was so immersed and sold on this world presented to me that i would have accepted the love boat picking key up.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

also you totally see when theo gets shot. i caught it on first viewing and when he kept on, i wondered if it was some weird goof in the editing.

also also morbs you bringing up bogart's rick is SO right on. i was thinking that midway through the movie, and rewatching casablanca again i agree even moreso.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

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P.S. Anthony you said above that you didn't think the film had any kind of intent to gussy things up or pretend it was above its mechanics, but the use of terms like "conceal" conventions -- as opposed to, I dunno, "handle conventions effectively" -- is continually suggesting the opposite, that you think it's hiding or papering over these things.

I have an actual non-snarky answer to the "killing people as bedrock narrative task" question, but I have to go for a second, during which there will be 80 news posts.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

but the use of terms like "conceal" conventions -- as opposed to, I dunno, "handle conventions effectively"

these aren't opposites, though! They're emotional effective while attempting to hide its transparency!

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"the critiques of the ending i can understand, but i was so immersed and sold on this world presented to me that i would have accepted the love boat picking key up."

this is otm - i wonder if ppl who didnt like this movie were just getting up too many times to pee or something

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

emotionally affective

x-post I liked the movie, never got up once.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

haha god, I can't get a single post through without some typo

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

t/s: Frowley, Bazooka, Dylan

I'd have gone with Bazooka.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

dude if 'conceal' = 'handle effectively' to you then why are you criticizing it in language that suggests you think the movie is trying to put one over on you?? seriously, youre like one step away from complaining that nobody who saw this understands that it was just a moving image projected on the screen, considering all the sneaky efforts made to 'conceal' this fact

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't say they equalled each other, Ethan. Just that they weren't opposites. I'm gonna have to start dropping latin terms soon if you keep this up.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

well Jams, I think a number of critics brought up the Rick archetype; it's the first thing most ppl will think of with reluctant movie heroes in global crises.

Setting up a whimsical bonding moment before AMBUSH is a staple move

This really got started with Bonnie and Clyde, at least in America, didn't it? or just after any lightness & laughs.

If Soderbergh's upcoming Che movie with Benicio del Toro had some sequences like these, I wouldn't object.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

like, cramming in a moment of levity before an unexpected death may very narrowly a storytelling convention, but only because in a 2 hour movie you dont have time to underline the connection between these two characters and also do everything else you want to do before her death - theyre not just using this 'convention' out of laziness

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooh, drop some Latin terms on us, Anthony, I don't think you've quite patronized our collective intelligence enough yet.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"collective intelligence" re: ilx == bad choice of words, whoops

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

well ok sorry if theyre not opposites and theyre not equal then why dont you explain to us which one you think this movie is doing & what your problem is with it doing that?

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

'i hate x because its doing y' 'actually its doing z' 'well y and z are not opposites' 'whats your problem with z then?' 'i didnt say it was doing z!'

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

(Jams, did you see Bubble? just got it out of the liberry)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Ethan, what's so difficult to undestand? To handle conventions effectively is in large part a sleight of hand; you're really concealing them.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

well ok yes concealing is a pejorative word you can use to refer to that, which still doesnt explain why you would have a problem with this thing

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

haha sorry about the smuggery, what I meant was that I'd have to go to google to reaffirm I'm using the RIGHT latin terms and I'd rather not have to do that because someone is chronically misreading me.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i did not see bubble. i should, but i'm kinda scared to. lemme know if it's worth it.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Does Anthony like Haneke's Cache / Hidden?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, please provide examples of movies that aren't obvious and transparent, because I suspect that any one of us could take your example and apply the same "OMG that's so Hollywood stylee" critique.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

OH PLEEZ NOT AGAIN.

(xpost)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

The one part that felt Hollywood-y to me is during that long shot in the city, where the terrorist dudes have Clive kneeling with a gun to his head. Extra dude gets shot, and of course Clive isn't going to die right then but you know a deus ex machina is coming (was it a tank shell? I can't remember). It was still exciting though.

xpost

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

if im chronically misreading you plz explain how? do you think this film is being dishonest or not? and if so do you think this dishonesty is somehow unecessary?

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

To handle conventions effectively is in large part a sleight of hand; you're really concealing them.

At this point, what storyteller does that not pertain to. Because I'm trying to discern how dude is using it as a point of differentiation.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought Bubble kind of...hmmm. It was okay enough while I was watching it but vaguely meandering (and not in a good way) and ended up seeming extremely immemorable to me. I remember the final scenes being freaky but the rest of the movie just seemed to lack SOMETHING.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ethan, basically concealment has a lot more to do with the effort made to keep your logic at bay, where handling the conventions effectively is more about grabbing you emotionally. There's lots of movie that people admit are stupid but still cried at, these are movies that effectively handled the conventions but didn't do much of a job concealing. Get it?

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah seriously i think whats mostly tripping me out here is that i always thought anthony was into, you know, well-crafted hollywood flicks, not hyperrealist cinema verite

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link


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