I have been off fb for a couple of weeks. It's liberating. I do miss some people but the downsides being on it are outweighing the former. Back on ilx which feels grebt. Just can't access my stevienixed account. Nathom will do. Lol
― nathom, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 12:58 (two years ago) link
Well, you get the FB ilxors here too, so there’s that!
― suzy, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 13:12 (two years ago) link
Yes! Missed you guys
― nathom, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 13:33 (two years ago) link
― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 13:33 (two years ago) link
― The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 18:25 (two years ago) link
"You have two memories..."
but before that, here's a crappy video of pictures you've posted floating around that we put together because it is Friends' Day
and here's a 3 word post from 9 years ago (that one's probably on me)
and here's a crappy video of pictures you've posted that we've cobbled together for no other reason than it used to be January and now it isn't. Your January Highlights.
and here's a memory from two years ago yesterday that you might have missed (but didn't)
meanwhile those group posts you made to that group with 26 people in it, we're only going to show that to two of them, despite the fact that they all subscribed specifically.
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 11:06 (two years ago) link
anyone got tips for getting rid of the phantom notifications? my total keeps creeping upwards, now it's at seven, none of which are real.
― Book Doula (sleeve), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 18:41 (one year ago) link
can you describe these in more detail?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 18:44 (one year ago) link
you know, the little red dot with the number in it. When I'm logged out, it (incorrectly) says seven, when I log in there are zero. Totally nitpicky but it drives me crazy.
― Book Doula (sleeve), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 18:53 (one year ago) link
do you use fb on both a phone and computer?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 18:54 (one year ago) link
yeah, and I think that's at the root of it. I don't see them on the phone, but I do on the computer.
― Book Doula (sleeve), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:01 (one year ago) link
The Android app is rubbish tbh. Sometimes when these things appear on the Web page there are new likes or comments way down your list from days ago that it wants you to acknowledge. I've had maybe the odd genuinely phantom notification but it lasted for a day or so and I've never had them mount up
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:03 (one year ago) link
i often get notifications based on the last time i used facebook on the particular device. ... esp. message notifications ... as opposed to the last time i used facebook and looked at the notifications
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:22 (one year ago) link
Logged in to FB after months away, immediately regretted it: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2164890463806836&id=100008577106113
― Roz, Thursday, 5 December 2019 00:32 (one year ago) link
God, when I see this ol thread, I think how long ago. Then I see it's only 13 years!
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 December 2019 00:38 (one year ago) link
Yeah I prob should have posted that to the “why do I hate that...” other FB thread but somehow always remember this one instead.
― Roz, Thursday, 5 December 2019 00:45 (one year ago) link
what's the regrettable thing at that link?
― insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, 5 December 2019 01:21 (one year ago) link
not sure if you're asking about the content of the link or what's regrettable about it: it's a shitty conservative meme about "snowflakes".
if it's the latter, the reason i got off FB in the first place was so that I spend less mental space looking at terrible content, like shitty conservative memes about "snowflakes".
― Roz, Thursday, 5 December 2019 02:08 (one year ago) link
if that's the one I'm thinking of, yeah it's pretty bad
― sleeve, Thursday, 5 December 2019 02:56 (one year ago) link
the former, as a non-facebooker I couldn’t see it
― insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, 5 December 2019 03:01 (one year ago) link
If you click on his profile all his other posts are about Catholicism and bacon. Not sure what I make of that.
― koogs, Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:11 (one year ago) link
all I want for Christmas is for the Facebook 'hide post' option to work.
ex-colleague uses it like Twitter and is forever posting crap memes and pictures of beer, things I don't mind seeing once, but given that the hide post option seems to do nothing, I have to scroll past them again and again.
― koogs, Saturday, 4 January 2020 04:02 (one year ago) link
― nickn, Saturday, 4 January 2020 04:58 (one year ago) link
The local news feature in the iOS app is awful, just highlighting every petty crime so old people can panic some more.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 4 January 2020 05:49 (one year ago) link
un-following seems a bit drastic - some of it is interesting. it's just the drunken (?) chains of cat memes, the half-dozen pictures that he posts individually, or the French language stuff that annoys me. hide posts would be fine, if it worked.
(with the reposts you can hide all from the original poster and that seems to work. social fixer plugin has an alternative that works on desktop)
― koogs, Saturday, 4 January 2020 10:22 (one year ago) link
I use the Snooze for 30 Days option for a couple of my friends.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Saturday, 4 January 2020 10:39 (one year ago) link
i have a number of people i snooze for 30 days because they post too much it's the best option imo bc at most i have to snooze them again, that's 1 click for 30 days of relief with no hurt feelings
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 4 January 2020 15:07 (one year ago) link
I'd like a "hide stuff I don't wanna see" feature, but I guess AI isn't that far along yet.
― nickn, Saturday, 4 January 2020 21:28 (one year ago) link
Run back Facebook did today.They bought a story in a publication, pretended it wasn’t sponsored, their COO posted it, then when they got caught, they denied knowing anything about it.And what was that ad/story about?Their commitment to stopping disinformation.Incredible.— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) January 9, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 January 2020 02:54 (one year ago) link
every last detail of that is tasty
― Milton Parker, Thursday, 9 January 2020 03:21 (one year ago) link
the 'hide for 30 days' i did has obviously worn off. ex-colleague (see above) posted 17 (seventeen!) things on the 3rd, including 4 reposts from "Cinema, mon amour" which is some kind of arthouse movie screenshot farm.
― koogs, Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:02 (one year ago) link
Yeah, I get movie bros posting shit from Cinema, Mon Amour too. Cringiest fucking name. Tru headz know we call it kino now anyway.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 7 February 2020 10:25 (one year ago) link
filter has expired again, 7 posts today. man united have done something, here's a picture of the rain, the daily mash has posted something funny, gammon watch has posted something funny, a news article about millennials...
― koogs, Sunday, 8 March 2020 19:53 (one year ago) link
Blocked by Facebook. Not following community standards. this is bogus.
it's asking for my phone number for 2fa. it's asking for a picture of me so it can check it's me (check against what though? - i've not uploaded any other photos of me)
― koogs, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:30 (ten months ago) link
"We have fewer people available to review information due to the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic.
This means we may be unable to review your account."
― koogs, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:37 (ten months ago) link
Australians are having fun today
― Shampoo for my real friends (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 May 2020 21:50 (ten months ago) link
Seem to be a lot of companies that have decided to stop advertising on this site.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 June 2020 03:28 (nine months ago) link
my company just warned us not to say controversial things if we say we work for them on our FB profile, or we can be disciplined.
this is why my job shows as "Fey Canoes", and why I don't use my Christian name on Twitter or anywhere else.
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 04:36 (nine months ago) link
They've finally forced me into the new layout (on a laptop) and it's so horrible. I thought it couldn't get more ugly BUT IT DID
― kinder, Sunday, 6 September 2020 10:09 (seven months ago) link
There was still a switch under options for me on Friday.
― koogs, Sunday, 6 September 2020 11:27 (seven months ago) link
Does anyone know if it's possible to turn off the delightful feature of fb automatically popping up a message window whenever visiting a business page?
This has just started happening for me with the new layout.
― brain (krakow), Sunday, 6 September 2020 12:06 (seven months ago) link
I just went through and looked at a bunch of businesses that I have liked. Some of them have the message window pop-up and some don't, which makes me think maybe it's something on their end.
While I was going through though, I noticed a bunch of weird stuff that I didn't recognize in my likes. A movie called Scare Dares that seems to have never been released. A Disney Junior page, but not the one sanctioned by Disney. A link to a shady-looking external website titled "I can't believe a GIRL did this because of Justin Bieber - Website". In the case of the first two, clicking on the link brought up an error page that read "This Content Isn't Available Right Now. When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people, changed who can see it or it's been deleted." For the Bieber scam site, the message was "You Can't Go to This Link From Facebook. The link you tried to visit goes against our Community Standards." But as far as I can tell, I'm left with no way to unlike these things!
― peace, man, Sunday, 6 September 2020 12:31 (seven months ago) link
the new layout is awful.
I actually have taken a one week vacation from FB (using messenger only) and Jesus, why didn't I do this earlier. my mood has been so much better.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 15:37 (seven months ago) link
Now they're trying to beat Twitch I guess?
Continual failures and embarrassments like trying to turn Marketplace into an Amazon/Ebay alternative (but with useless search capabilities), creating an Instagram platform for TikTok people to port their content over including the TikTok watermarks, the different attempts to be a streaming video platform... and Zuck is still worth $30+ billion?!
― onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:16 (four months ago) link
FB now is kinda like if you built a shelf 15 years ago, and every so often, you kept making useless improvements to it to the point where now it doesn't even serve the original purpose of holding things up, and there are nails poking out, loose screws, and even a syringe or two lying around on it
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:20 (four months ago) link
Maybe if Zoomers start watching Among Us on there it will move away from being Boomer Jonestown.
― onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:28 (four months ago) link
> the half-dozen pictures that he posts individually
15 today. it snowed in paris.
― koogs, Saturday, 16 January 2021 22:14 (two months ago) link
I check Marketplace every few days hoping for the world’s cheapest Rhodes piano to fall into my lap.
I’ve started reporting obvious guns and ammo posts (“Freedom Seeds” with a picture of an ammo box) and not a single one has ever been taken down by Facebook.
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:08 (one month ago) link
Had someone genuinely ask me this a few months ago, to which I responded "hahaha I'm 30, bro."
― hourspass, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:18 (one month ago) link
xpost the bots are shit and the actual real person moderators are all alt-righters. explains why "men are trash" gets you a ban, but stuff like the above or transphobic posts don't.
I think even "shut up" triggers the bots
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:33 (one month ago) link