PO9: ILX HOLLYWOOD SQUARES!!!

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MOMUS     | JBR        | STEVE SHASTA
DAN PERRY | NED        | RUMPIE
LAUREL    | DAN SELZER | MARISSA

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

where do i sign up

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

can i host?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

My source of inspiration.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

We could actually do this with Quartz composer and iSights I think!

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Cutty should host so everyone can see his ~~wallet~~ butt in girl jeans.

Also:

http://www.hollywoodsquaresinfo.com/WhoopiXO2.JPG = NED

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

NED = CHARLEY WEAVER
JBR = ROSE MARIE
TOMBOT = PAUL LYNDE

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link


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|Allyzay| Momus  |Dan Perry|
+-------+--------+---------+
|KateStC| Geir   | jaymc   | 
+-------+--------+----------
|Ian R-M|ShakeyMo| teh JBR |
+-------+--------+---------+

*done w/o looking at JWs

Substitutes:
Casuistry for jaymc
Marcello for Geir

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I SEE HOW I RATE WITH YOU.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

can we have a match game lineup too? i wanna be fannie flagg.

― lavendra diamondheart (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I considered all of Ken L's picks.

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

CALUM RUMPIE CONNOR SMEDLEY
BECKY LUCAS NED RAGGETT GARU G
AMAZING RANDY DOOMIE SAUL WILLIAMS

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

PO9 more


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|Strongo |AlexNYC | Zwan    |
+--------+--------+---------+
|PapaKate| Kenan  | lunacee | 
+--------+--------+----------
|StewartO|Trayce  |teh JW   |
+--------+--------+---------+

Subs:
For Strongo or Zwan, sub Matos
For Stewart, sub Dadaismus

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

can we have a match game lineup too? i wanna be fannie flagg.

DR. MORBIUS = CHARLES NELSON REILLY

― lavendra diamondheart (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Alex in NYC berrating a host would be amazinggggg

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

jess and andwhat in penn and teller style teamup

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/9573/charlesnreillymg78a3zp.jpg

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to Brett Somers.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I think JW and Kate should be in adjacent squares for maximum drama hijinx.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

can it be called lollywood squares

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

it should go kate-JW-trayce

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

noize edition would guarantee maximum roffles

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link


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| nabisco  |Marianna| Sinker  |
+----------+--------+---------+
|Nick&Sarah| xhucx  | ailsa   | 
+----------+--------+---------
|CinnBlount|Haikunym|Hstencil |
+----------+--------+---------+

*In Match Game/Hollywood Squares biathlon, ILX Richard Dawson = Sinkah

Subs:
For xhucx, Frank Kogan
For Sinkah, Martin Skidmore
For Nick and Sarah, Rufus and Kim
For nabisco, Tracer Hand
For Haikunym, Naive Teen Idol

Blount and Stencil can switch squares, if desired

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Momus --- Mandee --- Tom + Ally

Jaymc --- Anthony Easton --- Fluffy Bear

JW --- Kate --- Ken C

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

For Nick and Sarah, Rufus and Kim
Or Pleasant Plains and Sunny

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link


+-------+-------+-------+
|nicka- | dan   | momus |
|licious| perry |       |
+-------+-------+-------+
|tuomas | ned   | ally  |
|       |       |       |
+-------+-------+-------+
|marissa|  jw   | kate  |
|       |       | st. c |
+-------+-------+-------+

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

NOIZE EDITION

+-------+-------+-------+
| cutty | jaxon | dbb |
| | | |
+-------+-------+-------+
| sleep | tim@ | hell |
| |kfc.edu| faucet|
+-------+-------+-------+
| ian j | jw | chaki |
| | | |
+-------+-------+-------+

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link


+-----------+--------+---------+
| M White   | Donut  |Orbit    |
+-----------+--------+---------+
|ElvisTelcom|Archel  |markgrout| 
+-----------+--------+---------
|Eric H     |teeny   |IanOrion |
+-----------+--------+---------+

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

fuuccckkk oops xpost


NOIZE EDITION+-------+-------+-------+
| cutty | jaxon | dbb   |
|       |       |       |
+-------+-------+-------+
| sleep | tim@  | hell  |
|       |kfc.edu| faucet|
+-------+-------+-------+
| ian j |   jw  | chaki |
|       |       |       |
+-------+-------+-------+

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

GUIDE TO CURRENT ILX COUPLES

Allyzay and TOMBOT
N/A and Sarah McLusky
Rufus 3000 and Kim
Safety First and Jeff-PTTL
quincie and Mr Que
JW and valery
scott seward and Maria D.
Pleasant Plains and sunny successor
Rock Hardy and Hey Jude

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

LUNA = JAYE P. MORGAN

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc you missed tim ellison and jeanne

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, totally, Chaki.

I also forgot Kenan and juulia.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, jaymc. That'll come in handy for the PO3X2 ILX Tattletales thread.

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

JAYMC

equals

http://www.askmen.com/toys/interview_100/pictures_100/131b_chuck_woolery.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Jaymc, what about Dre?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I love that song.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan has a gf? woah

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan and juulia

O RLY? I did not know that.
(xposts)

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Is the Matt who is having teh baby with Archel one of the Matts who posts here?

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Nope. I think he has posted once or twice, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

this is sounding more like the newlywed game

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oldywed maybe

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

IN THE BUTT, BOB

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

actually ddb and i can be in the same square

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand any of this...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

What's "Hollywood squares"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

tuomas = betty white

― lavendra diamondheart (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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Hahah I so want to be in the square next to JW, that would be phun.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe no one's put Suzy in yet.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe this turned into a thread of jaymc knowledge
/sarcasm
;)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i get to use the gene rayburn mic!

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to be Jo Ann Pflug!!!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i never wanted a square anyway

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://thatsweird.net/mugshots/zsazsagabor.jpg

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

... perhaps an ILX vs. ILM FAMILY FEUD?? ... but who would be teh Dawson and smooch ALLLL the ladies???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ILM is part of ILX.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i never wanted a square anyway
You were gonna be in this one


+--------+-------+------+
|  Rowan | Ronan |Kenan |
+--------+-------+------+
|Allayzay| Alba  |AllyC | 
+--------+-------+------+
| gygax! |gabneb | gbx  |
+--------+-------+------+

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

bah, thanks for the pedantry, Dan. i meant ILE, natch.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link


+-----------+----------+----------+
| MrDiamond | DrCasino | RevHoodoo|
+-----------+----------+----------+
| Ned       | stormy   |  DanP    |
+-----------+----------+----------+
|BarryBrunn |SterlingCl|  AndyK   |
+-----------+----------+----------+

Sub:
For AndyK, subs Tim Finney

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm the best there is at what I do... and what I do is kind of annoying.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's pedantry! HOORAY, PEDANTRY!

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread I understand not.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link

like tuomas i dunno what 'hollywood squares' is. assumed it would be people on threads about boring old hollywood directors:-

Billy Wilder, the genre-jumper who would be 100 years old on June 22
Joseph L. Mankiewicz ? Search & Destroy

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm having trouble imagining how Mr. Diamond and Stormy can occupy the same 3x3. Also, I have no idea who Rowan, Dan P, and Rev Hoodoo are.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

You're wrong to disagree, a zero goes in there.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought at least one of those guys on the top row was a pal of Stormy's- I forgot that Mr. Diamond actually was Stormy- good catch, jaymc!

DanP = DanPerry
Rowan is a ghost I saw in the archives- on a John Cale thread, maybe?

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr Casino = friend of Blount.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

jaymc, you never realized that one of the Aussies was a ringer!

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

You mean Matt DC? I realized he was neither Aussie nor Canadian but didn't really understand what you were doing with that one, anyway. And isn't Fritz American?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I think you got it exactly right. And I think Fritz is Canadian.

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

If he's not, he's been living there, at least.

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Another reason why the spreadsheet jokes are unearned. :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Au contraire, I think this is all just a little bit of disinformation on your part.

Also, see this post from Dan Perry.

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

roxy --- surm --- jordan s.

ned ---- hoos --- morbius

harbl --- rev --- slocki

host = kbp

― velko, Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Dr. Morbius needs to be permanent center square.

― jaymc, Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I think Tuomas should be a regular on this hypothetical program.

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

he would always give wrong answers because he does not understand the ways of you strange americans

― Hat Trick Swayze (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

alt. lineup

max | enbb | omar l.

am0n | Estela | loujag

tza | jergins | sarahel

Tuomas as host (he knows how to ask questions)

― velko, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

this should happen somehow

― brownie, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Although The Hollywood Squares was a legitimate game show, the game largely acted as the background for the show's comedy in the form of the "zingers", or joke answers, often given by the stars prior to their "real" answer.

― omar little, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Paul Lynde, in addition to his recurring role as "Uncle Arthur" on Bewitched, had his greatest fame as the featured (and, in tic-tac-toe, tactically important) "center square" throughout most of the original show's run. On October 14, 1968, after two years on the show, Lynde became the regular center square. Lynde's outrageous (and sometimes kinky) zingers helped him win two daytime Emmy Awards, in 1974 and 1978.

― omar little, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

HSZC

― velko, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

would this make for a functional game show, I dunno, but I think it'd be entertaining in a trainwreck sorta way

Shakey Mo | omar | roxy

estela | morbz | capn lorax

KBP | LJ | me

hosted by Tuomas

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

alt. lineup

max | enbb | omar l.

am0n | Estela | loujag

tza | jergins | sarahel

Tuomas as host (he knows how to ask questions)

― velko, Thursday, September 24, 2009 2:58 PM

I like it. Where did Jim J. Bullock sit? I wanna sit in his spot. I enjoy my row though - good company!

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't feel entirely comfortable with my position. Could I switch places with omar?

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Thursday, 24 September 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Perhaps I can be the avuncular host.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 September 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned, you can host the ilx gong show that is on immediately afterwards.

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Thursday, 24 September 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you really think you could pull of avuncular, Ned? Let's do a test run with some rent-a-nephews.

― existential eggs (Abbott), Thursday, 24 September 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned, you can host the ilx gong show that is on immediately afterwards.

With JBR as Jaye P. Morgan, Tombot (RIP) as Jamie Farr, and...oh hell, I'll play Phyllis Diller.

― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Thursday, 24 September 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I think nabisco and Whiney should be judges on the ilx gong show.

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Thursday, 24 September 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned could ace avuncular. Having mastered affable, he's more than halfway home.

― Aimless, Friday, 25 September 2009 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

what does it mean to be in the bottom left square? i never watched this show because whoopi goldberg

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 25 September 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ because whoopi goldberg

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 25 September 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

ah, i guess i DID make it into a square after all

― holosystolic murmur and the thrill (gbx), Friday, 25 September 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

christ, let's get this thing started

GBX, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you
going to get any during your first year?

― brownie, Friday, 25 September 2009 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

five years pass...

need revived casting!

i dont need to be center if i can be charley weaver

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Arquette#Later_career_and_legacy

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

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